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I don learn new word

Vinnie2000:
How do you do this?

You use Double Mirrors, right? And it turn out Nice?

because for Guys who Try to Barb their hair by Themselves,
Sometimes, does not turn out Nice.

Most times I just trace with my fingers🤭🤷🏽‍♀️

Braiding of hair
I may not be perfect and neat like hairdressers
But I can do a manageable hair for myself by myself.

GIRLS SAY NO TO BEING GOOD
e no Dey pay

I like her



Abeg o
I no be lesbian o

I just like her stance, her opinions

Mtcheeeew

If you say you suffered a cardiac related illness will heaven fall? Dey use MAlaria Dey cover up
No be only malaria, Typhoid go soon join

Rubbysh

Konji never hol either of Una
All this marriage wahala sef
Nawa o
E too much

OkpaNsukkaisBae:
Like what & what?

Happy weekend

Like Nigeria becoming one of the first world countries 🤣😂

My head
I apologize for using you to overthink
I apologise for not letting the hair on my head rest almost every week I do something to the hair
I apologise for overusing my head to over day dream even over what can never happen

Evolutionism:
Go Jhooor.

I'm looking for ways to melt your heart❤

Don’t stress it
I get coconut head
And I get overly bitter when I choose to😜
No stress yourself

Evolutionism:
Now you scare me.

You too get strong head🙄

🤣😂😂😂

Evolutionism:
Tbh, It's not healthy hating on people.

I had my own fair share too. Although i was the one who dissolved the union on mutual understanding due to Spiritual Incompatibility.

But i later discovered she has been dating someone else all this while and she later got married to the person. I just moved on and wished her well. No hard feelings.

Free your mind Pretty Uka.

So easy like ABC
Life is tit for tat
If person chop your head you suppose chop the person head too

I cried because of this movie
I cry no be small

So?

Evolutionism:


Hahaha and someone will tell me The Female Beings are not bitter people.

Why intensely cursing and swearing for someone you once shared a sweet moment with.

Sigh Omaga oOo.

My dear such is life oo
Females can be bitter when they choose to be

But I don’t understand why y’all male folks are attacking me ontop my statement. Someone treated me bad and it’s normal I react.

Evolutionism:
Abeg shut up your mouth.

The Ex kill you abi wetin gan sef.

Your own too much. As you fine reach, Naso you wicked. Mtcheeew.

🤣😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Why you Dey vex
Na until the ex kill me I suppose come wicked Abi?
E say my own too much😂🤣🤣
How I take wicked sef
Person do me wicked and I’m doing mine back , how is that a crime bayi🤣🤣

Where is darey sef
Last song of his that I know was orekelewa

wunmi590:


Lost battle already, out of the people you want yo sue, nah iyabo?

Why can’t she be sued?
Because of oga paulo??

Tor!

drmuri:
Lmao,
And yet claim you are over him already

Of course that’s why I Dey curse am na
If I’m not over him and wishing for a comeback I won’t curse him na. SIMPLE🤪

Babaibeji2020:
Kikikikiki.....the guy do u strong ting...sorry dear.
But if na well bred paddy him be, na to whine u,beg u(even upon the shit wey u go curse am)....still beg u,u meet am up....him beg u...give u red wine with chocolates...whine & beg u sumol..the wine go enta ur head sumol-sumol.....u go begin cry(na wetin broken chics dey do wen brew begin touch dia brain 🤣
Him go hug u dey press ur breast sumol-sumol........the rest na history, u sef know....him go kollect...it works and will continue to work! 🤗

Y’all think all girls are lily livered to be swept into meeting up with their ex. If he like he should roll inside gutter for the sake of meeting up na him problem because me no send am.
Me cry? Take wine?😂🤣🤣
Mtcheeeew… na because you be guy na why you Dey talk all these things wey no add up.
It will work for girls that can’t metamorphose into witches or evil spirits to spite their exes 🤣😂🤭😛😛
Na all those ones wey dem go whine with wine go Dey fall for okafor law.

Which one be no wonder wey all of Una Dey talk
Make I join too






No wonder

All Nigerians Dey go hell

OlawaleBammie:
Funny thing is that I don't bet


Wetin u wan use vengeance do mama...wait, are u going to tell me u haven't offended any man before??

No man can beat his chest and say I’ve offended him
Not even the useless ex.

Once the gods have destined someone to be mad, Omo e go mad o.

YourGFsnatcher:
But what did he do? I know he's not the only ex... why is his own different?

Spew it here? On NL? 😂🤣
I’ll pass

nkemoma:
Curse your Ex

Thank you
Case closed

But is it that you men can’t control your sexual urges?

Food for hungry NL men to digest and afterwards bash Naija women

I kukuma no blame them, if the woman no cheat hungry NL men for no see food chop