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Romance › Re: Do Women Like Rough Sex, And Why by ukaface(f): 1:34pm On Nov 25, 2023
Kimcutie:
Yh true, I don't think it was men who attached it, women did.
Una no Dey tire
Any small thing, women did
Romance › Re: Do Women Like Rough Sex, And Why by ukaface(f): 1:32pm On Nov 25, 2023
Kimcutie:
Penis is the right word to say but you grouped dem by size when you said peni.s, > di.ck, > coc.k
I actually said dick, peni.s and coc.k

Na you now Dey teach me how to arrange it by size

Tor!
Romance › Re: Do Women Like Rough Sex, And Why by ukaface(f): 1:24pm On Nov 25, 2023
Kimcutie:
Only people swimming in porn will say what you just said

And u know sey no be lie
Abeg o
Hair no Dey my armpit o

There is something called synonyms of words. And there are words for different parts of the body that I know other names no mean say I Dey watch porn abeg oooo
Romance › Re: Do Women Like Rough Sex, And Why by ukaface(f): 1:21pm On Nov 25, 2023
Kimcutie:
Porn haff finish u
Why?
Romance › Re: Don't Suffer With Any Man by ukaface(f): 12:38pm On Nov 25, 2023
NeoWanZaeed:
Don't suffer with any man look for a billionaire like your father.
Be like one girl don show you shege banza pro max top notch😂🤣😂
Romance › Re: 5 Types Of Women Who Can't Maintain A Marriage by ukaface(f): 12:35pm On Nov 25, 2023
LoveUdie:
1: The Most Beautiful Women
-It takes holyspirit only to make a beautiful woman to be in a marriage.
-They are on high demand
-Many beautiful ladies are still single, and you keep wondering what is keeping them
-They use their beauty as a capital for money making

2:. The Most Educated Women
-A woman having a degree, masters, PhD to have to stay in a marriage, its the grace of God.
-Their qualifications makes them independent.
-Visit offices in the companies, most high ranked women and rich are single, divorced.

3: WOMEN FROM RICH FAMILIES
-Women raised under rich families find it difficult to get married because they want same environment they grew up with it a marriage.
-They want no on to advise them

4: The Most Anointed Women Of God
- Most women with the calling of God have no husbands ,either divorced
-No time to do house works
-No time to care for their husbands
-Their husbands can't advise them because they only listen from the holyspirit.
You will find a man with a phd goes to the village and marries a grade 5 woman,what is he looking for huh Because that is the one that would understand and respect him better.

Speaking in tongues will never make you a wife, only a submissive woman will stay in a marriage and not the beauty and the like.
I know you will oppose this message, but read it again and again before you oppose it

5. Drunkards or clubbing women.. most men don't want to settledown with these kind of women but if they are to go for a one night stand, they will.. thats how some of these girls have kids that they dont even know who the father is.. just for hit and run because..... https://www.gistreal.ng/?m=1
I hope you would make your girl child not have any of these features so that she can maintain her marriage.

Myopic thinking
Romance › Re: It's Getting Boring by ukaface(f): 12:33pm On Nov 25, 2023
adaperry25:
I talked to an older colleague that I was looking for who to settle with and gave her my spec. Wanted a young ibo lady. After a few days, she recommended a lady.

It's been a few days and I'm tired.
I do all the calling and initiate all the chats. I told her a couple of times that I want the communication to be interactive. Sometimes I'll call and she won't pick or chat and she will read and won't reply.

I had to tell her wholeheartedly that if she's not interested..she should let me know. She apologized. I felt she would call this morning since I've been doing all the calling and texting to no avail.

I called this afternoon, she didn't pick and sent sms that she will call back. Up till now..she didn't.
I chatted her on WhatsApp and she said she's sorry that she went to lagos and she's tired.

Abeg all the guys..is this how stressful it is to woo a woman or she's not into me... I don't even know what to tell the lady that recommended her because im tired.
Don’t choke her

Is she seeing anyone?


Leave her, if she wants your attention she knows what to do body go tell am when she sees you don’t care anymore but if she’s like me she no go send your papa, everybody go just Dey their lane.
Romance › Re: Thank God I Dropped Out Of University Scam by ukaface(f): 12:25pm On Nov 25, 2023
If only I can get replies to ‘ why did you attend university’ then I will understand if university is a scam
Romance › Re: Do Women Like Rough Sex, And Why by ukaface(f): 12:24pm On Nov 25, 2023
DaTruths:
Women love it rough if you have small or average dick.

They like it slow and gentle if you carry Mandingo for Waist.

If you carry Mandingo and nack her rough, you won't go 5 minutes before she pushes you away.


There is difference between Penis and Dick
There is difference between dick, penis and coc.k
Romance › Re: Do Women Like Rough Sex, And Why by ukaface(f): 12:23pm On Nov 25, 2023
Carry out a research to find your answer
Romance › Re: Having A Relationship With An Average Igbo Girl Is A Waste Of Time. by ukaface(f): 12:21pm On Nov 25, 2023
Emekaphilip360:
Igbo girl definition of love or relationship is money. It means you are expecting a container from sea, have a smooth business running and you can take good care of her financially.

Anything short of that, you re just dating yourself. It sucks so bad. I’m not generalizing though but I’m saying the fact here.
Oya rest
No be only Igbo girls Dey
Move to other tribes, the people wey wan marry Igbo girls go marry.

Say you no get money instead of transferring your insecurities to tribe.
Romance › Re: Ladies When You Buy A New Pant? by ukaface(f): 12:19pm On Nov 25, 2023
On top of pant?

Scan image and send under water?
Hiaaa
Politics › Re: Mr Peter Obi's home town Agulu (photos) by ukaface(f): 12:16pm On Nov 25, 2023
Agulu is different from Aguleri Abi

Cos I miss Aguleri
Phones › Re: Iphone 15 Officially Launched In Nigeria by ukaface(f): 9:58pm On Nov 24, 2023
NNEVERAGAINN:
it's women's cravings nah. Besides, heaven will fall if you buy such a phone with your own money. Except you're well-to-do. You know say we know what women can do!
The problem is you are generalising
Phones › Re: Iphone 15 Officially Launched In Nigeria by ukaface(f): 6:06pm On Nov 24, 2023
NNEVERAGAINN:
I know you're catching cruise and write for likes and comments😌🤷‍♀️
Maka why will I be looking for likes?
Hiaaa
Education › Re: How Do We Say NEPA Don Bring Light With Correct English by ukaface(f): 4:26pm On Nov 24, 2023
The National Electric Power Authority has restored light
Phones › Re: Iphone 15 Officially Launched In Nigeria by ukaface(f): 4:24pm On Nov 24, 2023
iramure:
I love you my dear. You can buy for me too
Shey you do me juju



😂😂
Phones › Re: Iphone 15 Officially Launched In Nigeria by ukaface(f): 4:21pm On Nov 24, 2023
NNEVERAGAINN:
Lies🙄
E shock you
You no wan believe am
😂🤣🤣🤣
Phones › Re: Iphone 15 Officially Launched In Nigeria by ukaface(f): 4:15pm On Nov 24, 2023
Deogratiasfx:
20k
I don’t get cheap things for my boyfriend
Phones › Re: Iphone 15 Officially Launched In Nigeria by ukaface(f): 4:14pm On Nov 24, 2023
Tranquility2345:
Which boyfriend? Wotowotoman? cheesy
Who be wotowotoman?
Abeg o
Phones › Re: Iphone 15 Officially Launched In Nigeria by ukaface(f): 8:46am On Nov 24, 2023
How much
I wan buy am for my boyfriend
Health › Re: Gbadebo Rhodes-Vivour Compares Prices Of Drugs Between January 2023 & Now by ukaface(f): 11:35pm On Nov 23, 2023
aceman88:
If a card or tablet of drug is sold for 100k, I won't still care, in as much as it is not affecting the real Patriots. My happiness is that the Igbos are only the people suffering from the change in price. They must learn a political lesson in a hard way.
Hmmm
Is this you being sarcastic?

Anyways the man crying over inhaler na Yoruba sha
Food › Re: What Dish Can You Cook So Well? (pictures) by ukaface(f): 7:43pm On Nov 23, 2023
Rubbiish:
Hmm..
🙄
Celebrities › Re: ‘What God Told Me When I Died In Car Accident’ – Yul Edochie (Photos) by ukaface(f): 4:31pm On Nov 23, 2023
On colos
Food › Re: What Dish Can You Cook So Well? (pictures) by ukaface(f): 4:29pm On Nov 23, 2023
Okro soup
Ogbono soup
Vegetable soup

Jollof rice ( not concoction o)
Ayamase
Family › Re: The Year Is Gradually Coming To An End. What Is Your Achievement? by ukaface(f): 10:53pm On Nov 21, 2023
PastorFire:
Alot o.. I really thank God. One of the best year ever.

I have a child, bought all the baby things & paid all hospital bills without begging or borrowing from anyone (we all know the cost of CS). I join a befitting naming ceremony celebration on top.

Bought a land right inside town, deposited 350k for blocks & will begin building next year. Ontop that, still paid for rent.

Bought another car!

Made some profitable investment.
Omo
Na you o
Politics › Re: We Can Make Mistakes - Sanwo-Olu Reacts To Lagos Spending by ukaface(f): 7:06pm On Nov 21, 2023
🤣😂😂😂😂😂
Of course
Inukwa mistake
Wrote 2bn instead of 2m😂🤣🤣🤣
This man thinks Nigerians are foolish, oh I took they are too😂🤣🤣😂
Politics › Re: Rising Inflation Pushes More Nigerians Into Poverty Under Tinubu Govt by ukaface(f): 4:44pm On Nov 21, 2023
May all agbadorians suffer the most


Did I say that?
Education › Re: Which City Has The Highest Number Of Universities In Nigeria? by ukaface(f): 12:46pm On Nov 21, 2023
No be all university be university
Politics › Re: Nigerians Too Hard To Govern – Buhari by ukaface(f): 12:28pm On Nov 21, 2023
Nigerians monitoring?
🤣🤣🤣
Nigerians that don’t care
All they know how to do is complain and lament in their houses.
They give politicians free will to do anything, that’s why Nigeria is still where it is today.

Buhari no body monitor you o, them monitor you na e you still Dey waka freely

Nigerians ain’t hard to govern
They don’t care
Romance › Re: Pls Don't Lie On This Thread by ukaface(f): 11:22am On Nov 21, 2023
I was the quiet one
No body sabi me

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