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Family › Re: Would You Marry A Man Who Was Perfect For You, But His Family Did Not Like You? by ukaface(f): 2:09pm On Jan 16, 2024
You want enter fire by yourself

Goodluck
Celebrities › Re: "Why I Want To Identify As Man" – Phyna by ukaface(f): 2:04pm On Jan 16, 2024
That Davido thing still Dey pain am sha
Identifying as man will still not make people who don’t know you to know you. If she like make she identify as hemaphrodite.

Me want to identify as a baby girl o
Career › Re: Should This Make Me To Quit My Job? by ukaface(f): 1:58pm On Jan 16, 2024
AgbadoDie:
Good morning, Nld Family.

I am seated in my office this morning typing this with very huge double thought and resentment to my job.

I am working with a manufacturing company in the South West state as an Accountant. The company faces a lot of hurdles and the part that affects the whole staff is paying of salary. If orders did not come, we expect salary maybe on the 12 - 20th of the new month. Note, my boss doesn't care if he is owing us salary or not. If I or any senior staff ask him about paying salary, he will directly ask you whether you brought any sales to the company or you gave him money to keep for you.

Ok, that's a bit of the place I work. But what is really bordering me now, since I came here last year, we haven't threaded the same path. We always misunderstood each other at every moment and he doesn't waste a moment to lambast me. Even when am right or wrong. Lastly, this week, he has been complaining since Monday till Friday, yesterday that since I came to the company, I have not added any single value to the firm. That I am just occupying the accountant seat for nothing but receiving salary.

He abuses me in front of any human being, both visitors, Junior staff, senior staff, his family, I mean anybody that comes, he will call me just to tell them how stupid I am to his firm just to shame me. I have expected him to sack me, yet, I don't see that coming and he is not doing like any who will sack me anytime soon.

But this year, we say NO GREE FOR ANYBODY. I went back to my digital works and he has been very mad that I am in his firm making use of my phone to post my business on Facebook and WhatsApp, that why should I do that?

Pls fams, does this really add up that I should resign? Hunger can't kill me because my online is paying and many jobs full here. I tried submitting my CV for interview and guess what, I went for 4 interviews this week only and has 2 interviews Monday and Tuesday next week. Also, 2 company's called me to resume work this coming Monday, one offered me 100k, the other 80k but I have declined 1 and will decline the other today. So, I am very sound that I can get a better place and i know my job very well. Why I am not doing up to his expectations is because the firm is big with 3 company's inside the industry and I am the only accountant, cashier, and Clark to myself. So, isn't easy. And he wants me to do both manual recording and digital recordings which I told him it can't work because it is only me.

So, should I quit or stay for few months because I have a financial target of 150k in 2 - 3 months time. Also, my girlfriend called me lately that she has taken in...

Your advice pls
Except if you love the insult then keep staying there

You better resign and go to another job before you are left with no dignity and respect.
Tor!
Politics › Re: Don’t Worry About ‘japa’, Nigeria Will Train More People — Tinubu by ukaface(f): 7:23am On Jan 16, 2024
SMH
I don’t even know what to say
This our saviour is becoming clueless o

So when is the training starting ?
I
Romance › Re: Ladies Can You Date Guy Who Just Returned From Prison? by ukaface(f):
dkidd:
Lol so u get time dey reply mrcock na u go tire 😂
I don kuku tire
I was not informed 🤣😂
Romance › Re: Ladies Can You Date Guy Who Just Returned From Prison? by ukaface(f): 6:01pm On Jan 15, 2024
MrCork:
Do u spek English? have u beeento London? Clearly English gramma is not your first language. Thread ask if your ex boyfriend were prisoners but instead..u reply by nagging.. did i ask u for story?


Simple question
Ladies so can date nice guy who juss left prison..but mind u, gots 6pck like me?
It’s obvious English is your first language

Meaning of nagging:
constantly harassing someone to do something.

In what context did I nag?

Uche…. Zero
Politics › Re: "Tinubu Needs Our Prayers", Senator Ekwunife Tells Church by ukaface(f): 4:35pm On Jan 15, 2024
That will be wasting of prayer
Romance › Re: Ladies Can You Date Guy Who Just Returned From Prison? by ukaface(f): 4:32pm On Jan 15, 2024
MrCork:
U not qualify to answer any questions on this thread unless u have dated prisoners like yor ex boyfriend....so how many prisoner hav u dated so far?(no oofencse) angry
The title of this thread and the thing wey you write up there, dem correlate?
Romance › Re: What Is Love by ukaface(f): 3:51pm On Jan 15, 2024
jmoore:
Husband-wife love nko?
Na from boyfriend girlfriend them start na
Romance › Re: What Is Love by ukaface(f): 3:02pm On Jan 15, 2024
Testiebobo:
What is love
An undying feeling of affection

Mother's love exists, but you see all this boyfriend girlfriend love? NA LIE, NO LOVE.
Romance › Re: Ladies Can You Date Guy Who Just Returned From Prison? by ukaface(f): 2:56pm On Jan 15, 2024
MrCork:
All females prefa alfa male. Alfa males are the real men, a man's man & all alfa male must have beento prison at least 3 or 4 times to be a real men. Technically this means you can protect your woman.....so ladies, would u be proud to date a guy back from.prison? And altho I have tattoo on my body, ladies please honest please?(no oofencse) angry
No be only Alfa
Na Imam
Romance › Re: Before You Marry A Light Skin Lady, Be Prepared (pictures) by ukaface(f): 2:54pm On Jan 15, 2024
marvelck:
Before you marry a light skin girl, be prepared..

As shared by Fidel .

Light skin ladies are naturally beautiful, and usually spend a lot to maintain their beauty

She's always the center of attraction wherever she goes.. if you are the insecure type, a light skin wife or girlfriend no be your spec

And cos of her appearance, she is bound to get a lot of attention from men. If you can't stomach this, biko shift ooo

Don't ever make any attempt to check her phone... Haaa, don't try it if you don't want to have an heart attack

She's soft naturally and won't like to do much hard work. So, be ready to be her helpmate 24/7, especially in the kitchen.

Make sure you have a washing machine at home, a dishwasher, vacuum cleaner, a car and a househelp at her beck and call

Make sure you have a generator at home. A light skin lady's skin is so tender and they don't like heat or hot weather. Make sure you have air condition at home and regular power supply. If you don't want any wahala with her

Also ensure you have a decoder at home, to keep her entertained and happy all the time

Make sure your fridge or freezer is well stocked. Have all the things she would need to prepare sumptous meals or snacks for you all the time

Also have enough money to give her steady allowance, like N200k every month, as upkeep and maintenance money

Be ready to support her incase she wants to go into any business. Don't expect her to be a sit at home nwunye o.

And lastly, be ready to get her an iPhone. The latest version o.. Hope you know the price of the lastest version of an iPhone. Most light skin ladies tend to move with same kind of girls. And it's possible, all her friends have iPhone.
Because she worked so harrrrrrrrrrd to be light skinned abi?
Romance › Re: Question Of The Day: Ladies Can You Get Married To A Gynecologist? by ukaface(f): 2:52pm On Jan 15, 2024
EreluRoz:
Any male gynaecologist is a pervert, he intentionally opt for it for some dirty reasons. Of all the options you have but na gynaecologist you chose as a man. Ok, if you disagree what do you think will be the first thing that comes to the mind of a male gynaecologist when a lady opens her leg for him to do the rubbish checkup? I'm sure he'll be highly sexually aroused. Gynaecologist ko gynaecologist ni. Marry them at your own peril.

Medical doctors in general are very promiscuous
What a pathetic mindset you nuture

Its a specialty in medicine, so all male doctors should not be found in such specialty while majority of female doctors should be in the specialty, who made it gender based?
Just so you know some female doctors have seen lots of pe.nis , so what will you call them ashawo?mtcheeew
Get over it, its just a job and the anatomy of female and male gen.italia is not one big thing to keep getting h.orny over and over again, even whilst in the job.

Think better
Family › Re: What Should I Do by ukaface(f): 2:24pm On Jan 15, 2024
Bongadu:
I impregnated my ex girlfriend when I was young and relocated because at time I was young and stupid, I gave her money for abortion but she disagreed on removing it , so I had no choice but to flee as I was irresponsible and poor
My ex girlfriend put to bed months after I left and raised the child living with her parents
I relocated back last year December , I'm trying to get back with my daughter but my ex won't let me be near me even I want to take responsibility and care for my daughter
She's getting me frustrated, I'm thinking of suing her for not letting me be a presence in my daughter's life
You are not okay o
See the audacity
You obviously denied the pregnancy
you didn't want the child, If she had aborted would you have the audacity to call anyone your daughter?
See talk o, you want to sue her.... you are obviously not okay

So you can just come from God knows where and say you want to claim the child, can you hear yourself speak?
I hope she has being telling her daughter that her father is dead.Rubbish

Your presence and acceptance would have meant alot to your babymama then rather than denying the pregnancy and running like a riff raff. Now you have turn to Elon Musk and want to use Money which you have synonymize with being responsible to show care to a child you ran away from.

Only God knows how she took care from pregnancy up until now and you feel its your Motherfvcking right to claim the child. nkiti pa gba gbuo gi there.
Politics › Re: Obi Donates ₦‎75 Million To Mission Hospital In Enugu by ukaface(f): 9:00am On Jan 15, 2024
HugeElephant:
He is returning the money he embezzled in Anambra na. He is giving back what he took
At least he is returning it Abi?

When will your people return their own kwanu?
Their own is just to embezzle and feeding their families, while people like you end up wailing

Sorry o
Romance › Re: My Experience With A Single Mother by ukaface(f): 4:30pm On Jan 14, 2024
limcar:
come here jor. You too dey take tins serious. Haha, sb cannot ruffle feathers with you. Where you dey make I take u out
No be only feathers na tail.
I Dey pluto
Romance › Re: My Experience With A Single Mother by ukaface(f): 1:01pm On Jan 14, 2024
limcar:
will you be my babymama? Name your price
Because of your Yeye money I should carry belle for you?because you are Jesus or what?

You think money Dey freak all ladies.

That your statement is rude
Romance › Re: My Experience With A Single Mother by ukaface(f): 11:25pm On Jan 13, 2024
Permit me to laugh first 🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣
Celebrities › Re: Men Boast About Having A High Body Count Like It’s A Thing Of Pride - Erica, by ukaface(f): 7:52pm On Jan 13, 2024
loswhite:
Lol that is how you join feminism without knowing...you can increase your body count and brag about it....we are not stopping you
Any small thing Una go Dey shout feminism…..Mtcheeeew
Celebrities › Re: Men Boast About Having A High Body Count Like It’s A Thing Of Pride - Erica, by ukaface(f): 5:48pm On Jan 13, 2024
bluefilm:
Of course.

That's because it is much more harder for men to get sex than it is for women.

Thus, men feel like they've got to brag about it when they finally have it.
Wetin you Dey talk?
Celebrities › Re: Men Boast About Having A High Body Count Like It’s A Thing Of Pride - Erica, by ukaface(f): 5:47pm On Jan 13, 2024
Beverlyjean:
Mumu woman...men and women abide by 2 different set of rules.... I have seen that women that make these statements and support her are those that foolishly let loose , jumping from dik to dik all because feminism lied to them...they realised, and now are looking for how they can be accepted by trying to shame men for their preference
This is not about feminism aunty
Why discredit another for the same thing you are guilty of?
The concept here is sex, not gender
Celebrities › Re: Men Boast About Having A High Body Count Like It’s A Thing Of Pride - Erica, by ukaface(f): 5:45pm On Jan 13, 2024
Zonefree:
Erica is being unwise and naive.

In the sexual world, a man with high body count is an asset while a woman with high body count is a liability and disgrace to the society.


Don't stress it, na so e be...
Then use sense naaaaaa
Abi you no get?
That thing wey you write, make sensehuh
Education › Re: Foreign Students: UK Varsities May Fall Into Deficit, Says Report by ukaface(f): 4:16pm On Jan 12, 2024
yahoodetector:
The PM should maintain his stance.

Stop these people from trooping into UK after that have voted for Bulaba and destroyed the country.

Now they have channeled their energy to Canada.

I have sent series of emails to the Canadian Diplomatic Missions to tell them of this trend and I am glad that somehow it is paying off and they have started tightening stringent policies in their visa approval.

We and una must dey this country experience the premium shege.

The "they" I am talking about know themselves
Omo
You wicked o
Tufiakwa gi
Romance › Re: See what happens if you masturbate. by ukaface(f): 6:57pm On Jan 11, 2024
Salasa:
Ladies and Gentlemen. 😃

I was not a chronic masturbator, I just did it once in a while. Sometimes once in a week, twice or thrice at max. Sometimes a week off...

I just did it when I was bored and felt the need to pleasure myself sexually as I have had no sex.

Long story short, I found out I was always urinating frequently, I thought it was normal but something kept telling me it may be as a result of masturbation.

Because, each time I release, I must be forced to urinate, it was as if releasing means urination as the next thing.

I would urinate every 3 hours or so.

Ladies and gentlemen, ever since this year, I've not beat my meat and I don't feel the need to urinate every now and then. Like today, I've urinated only twice since morning.

Please who has experience this? I'm forced to believe masturbation makes one prone to frequent urination which is embarrassing and inconveniencing.

This masturbation sef, not like it's sweet, na babe I no get.
Better go and drink water very well
Before you end up with Kidney stones
Drink 1.5L at least a day.
Romance › Re: Our Mother's And New Generation Mothers ,pics by ukaface(f): 6:56pm On Jan 11, 2024
Gosh
Not this kinda thread again

If girl from this era dress like 1940 women, @op you go reason am?

Stupid thread to bash women
So the lifestyle of men has been unchanged?

Y’all gender with prI.ck be feeling like the next best thing after chocolate
Romance › Re: My Near Rape Experience. Young Ladies Learn From This by ukaface(f): 6:50pm On Jan 11, 2024
Fineman2:
This drama queen is at it again

Must you bring all your life stories on this forum?
You feel attacked?
Christianity Etc › Re: Why Are Nigerians So Religious But Corrupt? by ukaface(f): 6:26pm On Jan 11, 2024
Because we are all hypocrites
Family › Re: My Wife And 1 Are Expecting Our First Child And This Is What Is Happening by ukaface(f): 6:16pm On Jan 11, 2024
Tor!
Career › Re: 400k Salary, but nothing. by ukaface(f): 9:36pm On Jan 10, 2024
If you really want to save you would.
Check your living conditions, are you living like you are a prince?
The schools your kids are going to nkor?
When I hear parents say pikin school fees for pikin wey Dey nursery na 100k and above, I come Dey wonder how much them go pay when pikin enter secondary school. Tor!
Cut your coat according to your size oga .
Forum Games › Re: Who Is The Real Mother Of The Child: Can You Guess Under 5 Seconds ? A Thread by ukaface(f): 1:17pm On Jan 10, 2024
The mama no Dey there

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