₦airaland Forum

Nazgul:
Of the seven people below, who do you think should be Nigeria's Person of the Year, 2023?

a. Peter Obi
b. Victor Osimhen
c. Burna Boy
d. President Bola Tinubu
e. Tems
f. The late MohBad
g. The Dangote Refinery

Please kindly give a short explanation for why you chose the option you did.

Source Reno Omokri.

Wetin Tems do wey she Dey the list?

Instagram people don already drag this man
Make I see how NL wan drag am

😁you don’t wanna know

Omo

I no know o
I just wan Dey alive, Dey live the days as it comes.
Make I no use expectation go enter depression.

Modified:

2024 I expect to marry🤣🤣
But I never get bf😂😂

Lailai
I wan carry my bad character enter 2024, I no wan gree.
🤣🤣🤣

SMH
All these kind mentality wey Nigerian guys get sef, I no just understand. Una for kuku marry Una mama o, Una no suppose even love up any girl.
It’s a mother’s( parents) responsibility to do this for her child, make Una rest.
Some of Una suppose do research of how your mothers behaved with her mother in law, maybe na karma don jam Una mama

PS: I am not encouraging ladies to act rudely to their mother in laws

Growth

Karlovych:
Hmm, Igboland!

See this one

pappilo:
The day she opened up and complained that I didnt help pay for her and her 2 kids holiday to Spain. And that I also didnt help her pay the balance of her sofa.

Sofa for my own yard na £1200. The werey go buy sofa of £4000. And she wan make I help am balance £1000. Maka why? If you have such high tastes, you have to finance it your damn self

Oloriburuku omo ale. Thank God she opened up, man for still dey sink money ontop bad investment. The girl carry my £3000 go sha. I was saving £400 with her every month for us to build up a deposit to buy a flat in her city. The oloriburuku just wanted to get drunk and live high life on an under-nurse's salary.

Na that day wey she open up to me I know say na end of the road for her. And end of the road for me in relationships.

Na Nigerian woman?

E come be like film

Look for something about her that you love, you can’t hate everything about her na. There must be something catchy.

Omo
And you don go talk for alter say na for better or worse, in sickness or in health till death do you part … Ndo

TU.sh her up na, she Dey irritate you but no irritate you to fvck, you Dey use highness as excuse 🤣🤣🤣Dey play
Is she that bad, no one is ugly. Wetin your mama see about her in the first place?

skj1377:
. Rich and handsome single Husband fall on you next year I declare.

🧐
Amen

Single husband 🤣😂

PDJT:
-It's the law. Do you have a problem with the law?

Which law?
Who made the law?

Living above the Jagaban peril

Hier:
As a Lady, the essence of marriage is to help your husband become who God want him to be, you marry in purpose. @chiomamee

huh?
Then who will help the woman be what she is supposed to be?
I am asking for my sister

Me I think marriage ain’t for everyone

PDJT:
- Young woman, Polygamy is legal in Nigeria. Know this, and know peace.

until e reach your doormat

PlayMaker14:
When did you enroll at Vawulence college? 😄

😭😤
Me ke
I be good girl, gentle and meek
I never even buy form for vawulence college.

Creamypie:
y did they not marry! u don't have ability to understand. Me as them train me, my mama marry my father b4 she carry belle, born me and my offsprings, na so na go marry, then have kids by and only my wife, and its d one wey them train same way as myself. U are free to Marry who don born b4. Its ur call

Which kind discorded write up be this
Na your parents born your offsprings? Or you don’t know the meaning of offsprings

Na you no get ability to understand

If it’s left to individual preference then you shouldn’t address her as left over.
The guy give am belle, but now sees her unfit to marry her, e no make sense. So who go come marry her?

Front0lane:
Of course those that vote Trump n Biden got all they wanted n are no longer wanting anything else.

Same way you voted the Pandora criminal Peter Obi as governor in Anambra n it is now Eldorado. Typical being born foolish to perish from inherited foolishness plaguing the average Igbo in NL.

The more you spewing trash the more you showcase foolishness. You ain’t any wiser

E never even reach one year Una don Dey cry of hunger
Una never jam
Dey there Dey form wise
Wiseness don carry Una enter hunger. Inukwa Yoruba saying wise😂🤣🤣

PlayMaker14:
Nurse 😄😄😄

Yes sir??

So he made her a baby mama for who to marry?

Creamypie:
Baby mamas are left overs. How can a single man, after his parents trained him to become a complete man, look for a wife 2 marry, and then marry a baby mama? It’s like attending night party by 5 am the next day. Very irritating, toxic, and smelly. Even a baby mama no go wan take ear hear say her son dey friend baby mama

Is as if u no understand English
The guy made her his baby mama. How is she a left over to him? His own baby mama o, not another person’s o.

Front0lane:
You foolish igbos never cease to amuse me. If this does not show how foolish you as a people I don't know what else will.

Here are Yoruba making their plight known to the candidate they vote to his own face not hypocrites n cursed souls from your tribe that single praises of a failure like Pandora. Obi after wailing about the colossal failure he was all over social media.

If y’all Yorubas are wise y’all would have been wise enough to know if Jagaban is the right person

Isn’t it foolish to vote in someone and still go ahead to cry to him about not getting what he promised?If he is doing the right thing then y’all shouldn’t cry about Ebi wey wan kpai Una na.
Ndi Isi nmebi
Y’all are foolish Yorubas too.

Ebi never begin to Pa Una, the Ebi just wan start
Una go learn and Una go learn the hard way

Carry go my Jagaban, the man for the people, man wey sabi.

Godsonkemz:
She ended up demarketing herself. If am the current bf and I saw her post this, I'll end the relationship. Because such a lady can hack me to death while asleep if she sees me with another lady.

Why will you be with another lady in the first place?

Itiskdg121:
Tell them bro.
They are so much on TikTok spewing rubbish day and night, constituting nuisance all around and when you refuse to join their foolishness, they take you as their enemy.
There was a company I worked last year summer. Nigerians out of all people would gather themselves to take coffee from the canteen dispenser to fill up their water bottles after morning shift, while the whites gazes at them. I wonder who drinks hot coffee in the afternoon. You will see them drinking the coffee and sweating at the same time at the Tram stop under the scorching sun.
Only God knows how he created this breed called Nigerians.

Whaaaat!??
Coffee to fill up water bottles?
😂🤣😁that’s stupid


And I no be bro😤

All these Nigerians in UK can’t believe they finally went to a developed country so most times they are overwhelmed and can’t contain some things that ought to hide their stupidity, they just open mouth and talk about everything. Some stupid set of nincompoop. WTF

The annoying is on TikTok
Gosh! NIGERIANS IN UK SHUT UP NAAAAAAA. Hiaaa
Na only Una

Minime10:
Akeredolu passes on.
May his Soul Rest in Peace.
All the struggles has ended
The powers
The influences
The certificates, Degrees & Titles
The much cherrished skin will now becomes termites food.
The luxury cars and mansions is of no use any more to the dead.
All the swags and protocols of office has ended.
All the security details and guards have abandon H.E to die and none would ever want to follow him to the after life.
What lesson are we learning from here?
It could be me or you tomorrow.
Do you realised you will die one day and you will also leave all those things you value so much behind
I believed if those people who love the goodies of political office so much had allowed the man to stay back in Germany and follow through his treatment, maybe, just maybe this death wouldn't have happen now. But because they love power so much and as such, they must drag a sick man back home just because of their parochial selfish interest and now they have lost all.
Let us live as though we know we will die one day.
Rest on Sir.

How?
We shouldn’t get/ buy things because we would die one day?

Vinnie2000:
Did he say that?

You ladies always want to side the Female Gender in Good and Nonsense.

Every Wise person shouldn't take side in this Emeka Ike and his Wife issue.

Both will NEVER tell the real reasons of their Misunderstanding.

See me see Christmas wahala
I asked a simple question, how is that taking sides?
Na you I ask?

Hiaaaa