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CelebritiesRe: Portable In London For His Tour After UK Embassy Denied His Wife Visa by ukaface(f): 4:50pm On Nov 25, 2023
ogelekpomgam:
My dear,the cold for Ilford, London today just dey do press up ahead of December.Chai. grin cheesy
I know right
CelebritiesRe: Portable In London For His Tour After UK Embassy Denied His Wife Visa by ukaface(f): 4:50pm On Nov 25, 2023
GO0DHardDick:
If he approaches you and offer you 2million to open your kpekpus wide for him, of course you'll Glady and speedily accept it. Not like U worth 2k a night anyway!

Ur type insults portable online but wishes to eat his money offline. Nigeria girls and pretence are inseparable
You think the lifestyle of your sisters is same as every girl.
CelebritiesRe: Portable In London For His Tour After UK Embassy Denied His Wife Visa by ukaface(f): 4:49pm On Nov 25, 2023
GO0DHardDick:
If he approaches you and offer you 2million to open your kpekpus wide for him, of course you'll Glady and speedily accept it. Not like U worth 2k a night anyway!

Ur type insults portable online but wishes to eat his money offline. Nigeria girls and pretence are inseparable
Who be this one wey Dey smell?
CelebritiesRe: Portable In London For His Tour After UK Embassy Denied His Wife Visa by ukaface(f): 4:44pm On Nov 25, 2023
Tranquility2345:
You sure say you no go go? No lie.
To be jumping upandan and shouting wahala
CelebritiesRe: Portable In London For His Tour After UK Embassy Denied His Wife Visa by ukaface(f): 4:44pm On Nov 25, 2023
CJStarz:
U never can tell. Don't write anyone off.
issokay
CelebritiesRe: Portable In London For His Tour After UK Embassy Denied His Wife Visa by ukaface(f): 4:44pm On Nov 25, 2023
blowjohn:
I guess iPhones are more profitable than joy and happiness?
Some people get joy from iPhones but I am wondering the joy anyone would derive from portable’s music
CelebritiesRe: Actress Nuella Njubigbo Welcomes A Son by ukaface(f): 3:24pm On Nov 25, 2023
Tor
This one be changing husband like pant
While some of us never see hu talk more of husband😂🤣🤣
CelebritiesRe: Portable In London For His Tour After UK Embassy Denied His Wife Visa by ukaface(f): 3:23pm On Nov 25, 2023
Na for this winter this guy wear shorts

Say him concert na £50🤣🤣😂
I go like see the crowd wey he go pull

I mean this guy is razz
People giving attention to what is not profitable
Christianity EtcRe: Damilola Mike-bamiloye Prayed In Yoruba Language At A Christian Conference In US by ukaface(f): 3:06pm On Nov 25, 2023
RecentHistory:
Na so them dey kill Ibo guys in Asia for drug offences.
That’s to tell you we have the good and bad in all tribes neither tribe should stop acting like saints.
Aje
Christianity EtcRe: Damilola Mike-bamiloye Prayed In Yoruba Language At A Christian Conference In US by ukaface(f): 3:05pm On Nov 25, 2023
Khyrvxjzy:
are you ibo or Muslim?
I’m Hindu
Christianity EtcRe: Damilola Mike-bamiloye Prayed In Yoruba Language At A Christian Conference In US by ukaface(f): 3:04pm On Nov 25, 2023
Maj196:
You dey craze
It takes a craze person to know one.
Good day president of the craze community
Christianity EtcRe: Damilola Mike-bamiloye Prayed In Yoruba Language At A Christian Conference In US by ukaface(f): 2:02pm On Nov 25, 2023
ecolime:
Na inferiority complex dey worry you
Definition: constant feelings of inadequacy or insecurity in your daily life due to a belief that you are physically or mentally inferior to others.

How did you come about me having inferiority complex from that meaning?
FamilyRe: How's Your Relationship With Your Siblings? Toxic Or Healthy? by ukaface(f): 2:00pm On Nov 25, 2023
Healthily healthy
Christianity EtcRe: Damilola Mike-bamiloye Prayed In Yoruba Language At A Christian Conference In US by ukaface(f): 1:59pm On Nov 25, 2023
Maj196:
Yoruba every where you go grin
Na so Yoruba guy rape person for UK
RomanceRe: Do Women Like Rough Sex, And Why by ukaface(f): 1:57pm On Nov 25, 2023
Kimcutie:
Ask ukaface she will agree bigger size matters, isn't it ?


It's up to men to stop giving a fvck about size.
these things y’all are blaming the women for ain’t necessary

The society Abi na industry already created the mindset of what is ideal.
To men an ideal woman based on the body is one with massive butt and boo.bs, with curves and all of that shit. Men probably didn’t settle for that but overtime it has being sold out to the public and to men that a woman who is straight with no massive features isn’t sexy.
Same, goes the dick size. I don’t think pictures of a naked man would have the man having a small phallus. It would be ‘ big’ or maybe average and that’s what females see such that when they meet a man with something smaller they feel it isn’t the standard.

So Abeg no blame females, blame the people selling these ideas to us.
RomanceRe: Do Women Like Rough Sex, And Why by ukaface(f): 1:34pm On Nov 25, 2023
Kimcutie:
Yh true, I don't think it was men who attached it, women did.
Una no Dey tire
Any small thing, women did
RomanceRe: Do Women Like Rough Sex, And Why by ukaface(f): 1:32pm On Nov 25, 2023
Kimcutie:
Penis is the right word to say but you grouped dem by size when you said peni.s, > di.ck, > coc.k
I actually said dick, peni.s and coc.k

Na you now Dey teach me how to arrange it by size

Tor!
RomanceRe: Do Women Like Rough Sex, And Why by ukaface(f): 1:24pm On Nov 25, 2023
Kimcutie:
Only people swimming in porn will say what you just said

And u know sey no be lie
Abeg o
Hair no Dey my armpit o

There is something called synonyms of words. And there are words for different parts of the body that I know other names no mean say I Dey watch porn abeg oooo
RomanceRe: Do Women Like Rough Sex, And Why by ukaface(f): 1:21pm On Nov 25, 2023
Kimcutie:
Porn haff finish u
Why?
RomanceRe: Don't Suffer With Any Man by ukaface(f): 12:38pm On Nov 25, 2023
NeoWanZaeed:
Don't suffer with any man look for a billionaire like your father.
Be like one girl don show you shege banza pro max top notch😂🤣😂
RomanceRe: 5 Types Of Women Who Can't Maintain A Marriage by ukaface(f): 12:35pm On Nov 25, 2023
LoveUdie:
1: The Most Beautiful Women
-It takes holyspirit only to make a beautiful woman to be in a marriage.
-They are on high demand
-Many beautiful ladies are still single, and you keep wondering what is keeping them
-They use their beauty as a capital for money making

2:. The Most Educated Women
-A woman having a degree, masters, PhD to have to stay in a marriage, its the grace of God.
-Their qualifications makes them independent.
-Visit offices in the companies, most high ranked women and rich are single, divorced.

3: WOMEN FROM RICH FAMILIES
-Women raised under rich families find it difficult to get married because they want same environment they grew up with it a marriage.
-They want no on to advise them

4: The Most Anointed Women Of God
- Most women with the calling of God have no husbands ,either divorced
-No time to do house works
-No time to care for their husbands
-Their husbands can't advise them because they only listen from the holyspirit.
You will find a man with a phd goes to the village and marries a grade 5 woman,what is he looking for huh Because that is the one that would understand and respect him better.

Speaking in tongues will never make you a wife, only a submissive woman will stay in a marriage and not the beauty and the like.
I know you will oppose this message, but read it again and again before you oppose it

5. Drunkards or clubbing women.. most men don't want to settledown with these kind of women but if they are to go for a one night stand, they will.. thats how some of these girls have kids that they dont even know who the father is.. just for hit and run because..... https://www.gistreal.ng/?m=1
I hope you would make your girl child not have any of these features so that she can maintain her marriage.

Myopic thinking
RomanceRe: It's Getting Boring by ukaface(f): 12:33pm On Nov 25, 2023
adaperry25:
I talked to an older colleague that I was looking for who to settle with and gave her my spec. Wanted a young ibo lady. After a few days, she recommended a lady.

It's been a few days and I'm tired.
I do all the calling and initiate all the chats. I told her a couple of times that I want the communication to be interactive. Sometimes I'll call and she won't pick or chat and she will read and won't reply.

I had to tell her wholeheartedly that if she's not interested..she should let me know. She apologized. I felt she would call this morning since I've been doing all the calling and texting to no avail.

I called this afternoon, she didn't pick and sent sms that she will call back. Up till now..she didn't.
I chatted her on WhatsApp and she said she's sorry that she went to lagos and she's tired.

Abeg all the guys..is this how stressful it is to woo a woman or she's not into me... I don't even know what to tell the lady that recommended her because im tired.
Don’t choke her

Is she seeing anyone?


Leave her, if she wants your attention she knows what to do body go tell am when she sees you don’t care anymore but if she’s like me she no go send your papa, everybody go just Dey their lane.
RomanceRe: Thank God I Dropped Out Of University Scam by ukaface(f): 12:25pm On Nov 25, 2023
If only I can get replies to ‘ why did you attend university’ then I will understand if university is a scam
RomanceRe: Do Women Like Rough Sex, And Why by ukaface(f): 12:24pm On Nov 25, 2023
DaTruths:
Women love it rough if you have small or average dick.

They like it slow and gentle if you carry Mandingo for Waist.

If you carry Mandingo and nack her rough, you won't go 5 minutes before she pushes you away.


There is difference between Penis and Dick
There is difference between dick, penis and coc.k
RomanceRe: Do Women Like Rough Sex, And Why by ukaface(f): 12:23pm On Nov 25, 2023
Carry out a research to find your answer
RomanceRe: Having A Relationship With An Average Igbo Girl Is A Waste Of Time. by ukaface(f): 12:21pm On Nov 25, 2023
Emekaphilip360:
Igbo girl definition of love or relationship is money. It means you are expecting a container from sea, have a smooth business running and you can take good care of her financially.

Anything short of that, you re just dating yourself. It sucks so bad. I’m not generalizing though but I’m saying the fact here.
Oya rest
No be only Igbo girls Dey
Move to other tribes, the people wey wan marry Igbo girls go marry.

Say you no get money instead of transferring your insecurities to tribe.
RomanceRe: Ladies When You Buy A New Pant? by ukaface(f): 12:19pm On Nov 25, 2023
On top of pant?

Scan image and send under water?
Hiaaa
PoliticsRe: Mr Peter Obi's home town Agulu (photos) by ukaface(f): 12:16pm On Nov 25, 2023
Agulu is different from Aguleri Abi

Cos I miss Aguleri
PhonesRe: Iphone 15 Officially Launched In Nigeria by ukaface(f): 9:58pm On Nov 24, 2023
NNEVERAGAINN:
it's women's cravings nah. Besides, heaven will fall if you buy such a phone with your own money. Except you're well-to-do. You know say we know what women can do!
The problem is you are generalising
PhonesRe: Iphone 15 Officially Launched In Nigeria by ukaface(f): 6:06pm On Nov 24, 2023
NNEVERAGAINN:
I know you're catching cruise and write for likes and comments😌🤷‍♀️
Maka why will I be looking for likes?
Hiaaa
EducationRe: How Do We Say NEPA Don Bring Light With Correct English by ukaface(f): 4:26pm On Nov 24, 2023
The National Electric Power Authority has restored light
PhonesRe: Iphone 15 Officially Launched In Nigeria by ukaface(f): 4:24pm On Nov 24, 2023
iramure:
I love you my dear. You can buy for me too
Shey you do me juju



😂😂

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