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Good one

MadeINchenzen2:
awwww... sweetheart is pissed... oya comman suck breast

Lol , drop the cute act, it does not look good on you . Fcking tiny dot pricks everywhere , dammn.

MadeINchenzen2:
I know a paedophile when he writes... I can smell your body language from here, infact I can predict your next line of thought. What a shame !!!

Dude ure too whack , that's irritates me, get out

MadeINchenzen2:
paedophile

Paedophile? Okay so ... ur tiny little dot brain got so excited to post something on nairaland like your mates are and this is all you got?

You actually sounded so dumb and naive. 18year /19 year olds are in 200/300 level in uni these days.

Why you dey use panadol for other people headache ? If they wanna date 18 years old let them. When Ned to Regina daniels at 18 , who died ?

18 is legal . Definitely these girls have to live life also, you want them to be 25 years before they start experiencing life.?

And you dont expect men not to taste something good and fresh. To be honest, most of these older women arent so sweet in bed, they just lie in bed like dead woods. But the kind of moaning these young champs will give u , will make you wanna cry

250k. My mother, then I've given 50k to a friend who was there for me in camp when I was broke

What the fck is peoples obsession with marriage and kids ? Marriage marriage marriage? Is that yall purpose in life?

Oh and secondly, if one kind of poverty hits you while you have wife and kids with little money, you'll experience other men rocking your wifes and buying gifts for your kids.

Though you have a little point.

This is just a stupid female hiding under Male status

Do you know what it means to squirt ?

Exkandayee:
I'll masturbate later is 6am now,so tell your pops I'm coming to masturbate with him,so that he'll flush out sperms to birthe a son like you again,he told me he could have pour it on your mama stomach, this one that moulded you

Lol, with that ur small p*nis , I bet u feeling so grown . Lol I was actually expecting a savage reply , this is so whack and dumb ! I hope you never considered being a rapper in this life or next ? .

Exkandayee:
Stupid Bois, only come online to boast, while physical you're duumb as your father rueben

Calm down son? What's irritating u this early ? U havent been able to mastubate ?

Exkandayee:
Stop boasting, you're lying ma niqqa,the girl must be ugly that she can't get other guys after you broke up with her,,,,

I look good as fck ffuull

immortalcrown:
More will be fooled even after this awareness.

Those Leeches can never learn

A very gorgeous lady I once dated refused to leave me alone because the d1ck did wonders in her life.

She begged me one on one never to stop fvking her even when I'm no longer having feelings for her. D1ck is powerful yall

Good for you sharp guy

You got a fair point

Women are actually complicated creatures. Know this fact and know peace . And they are highly manipulative in thier ways

CANDYDADDY:
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What a senseless and selfish op

when she is giving u head, licking your ear,suckin her boobii,shifting her womb, do you even bother to call us , now that u don become a father u now come here to ask for our advice


Proof kill u there

You are definitely a stupid mother fcker..

Life isnt hard, the boy came here asking for a simple question, if you cant answer move on!!!

And if you talk rubbish with me I'll let you regret owning an account here.

GuyWise101:
Nna mehnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn

As conji would have it today I decided to masturbate in my shop, I was almost caught by a customer, my only saving grace was that I was doing it behind my desk......

I have also masturbated in a commercial car, after I traveled to the village and spent two weeks without masturbation conji wanted to kill me got a little chance in the car as the driver wasn't around and there was no passenger with me, I did it quickly within 4min I poured and felt relieved, took my handkerchief and cleaned up but I was almost caught by a fellow passenger who wanted to join in the vehicle.

I have also masturbated in the bush, it was during a festive period all members of the family were around, I had to port to the bush and relieve myself This time I wasn't almost caught.

You were looking at a big ass and mastubting to it abi ?

Our house help was bathing one day then I went to peep at her through the bathroom key hole . I was 10. She caught me and threatened to report me.

I was dead scared of my parents knowing .. she later gave an offer that I had to accept . Dragged me to her room, took out her vaseline. Rubbed it around her butthole , pulled me closer, touched my D till I got hard, she put some vaseline on it and asked me to put it in her A.hole . She was making little moaning , it felt good and weird at the same time. This continued till she left that house

Jeon:
let me school a little.
I don't have flat butt thanks to the VENUS goddess. that why we Libras are known for the ruler of butt in zodiac

now I have schooled you go do the rest by urself.

Okay, I'm impressed you have a fat ass, because my libra women does too. You're good

Jeon:
lolz
another sexiest, so only men deal with astro..
what a funny message.

WhT the fck is this one talking about? Lol, just go already. Flat butt

Jeon:
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go back to ur astrology career.

Lol shut up there ! Its mens talk, chicken butt.

That d*ck head is a nairaland terrorist

Honestly dont just some men for beating up some sick ass women if you dont know what truly transpired between them .

I remember a friend that his girlfriend slept with their Male neighbour and she still had the guts to call her boyfriend unavailable to his face.

XhosaNostra:
Whatever you do, don't put your own education in jeopardy while trying to fight her battles. For all we know, they may have slept together before & she's only coming to you now because grandpa wants a rematch.

Wow smart

Cerebellum:
Uncleeeee!!!

Afa nah

Cereeebellum omo iya mi..

Wipe anybody 2by2 for yansh no time. !

Sonnobax15:
Hanty, please what's your definition of important conversation?

send your account number ..

That's her definition..

DonroxyII:
You be Small Boy.
His Woman will collect money from You and Still use it to Sponsor his Education and both of them will drop Ya A.ss and Use Your Money Japa.

That's Loyalty not to You but to the Main Guy. You are just a Money Machine !

Lol abeg commot , wetin this one dey talk