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CrimeRe: EFCC Arrests Two For N768.5 Million Fraud In Lagos (Pictures) by uncleck: 5:26pm On Jun 21, 2021
My annoyance with these guys is that after collecting huge amount of money, they won't build ordinary pure water factory. The whole money will be wasted on frivolities.
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: UNIVERSAL CODES,INVERSE WORLD,NATURE, SCIENCE ETC ASK ME WAT DISTURBS U♥ by uncleck: 2:07pm On Jun 21, 2021
SisterFire:
...the only Igbo in our midst ♥
Tell ur brothers that 100yrs is just 0.00000000000000000000001 of time , that after business and uno uka unexpected is waiting for them in their graves ,
...tell them that their unborn generations are compiling terrible curses against them billions of light years away ,
" That After they finish singing " I will lift up ur name eeeeeh
I will lift up ur name ewooo
We are shouting alleluia ,
you are great among every other god (
Umuchukwu every other god! !!!! )
I will lift up ur name .... In ochanja

Their children will suffer like few others today who has no wise dead fathers to connect with , n their will be no SisterFire or otem to blame for not connecting to higher plane!

Tell them that the programmed curses of their descendants will deny them 90% of privileges after life ,
...I know u won't tell them
Everyone should sort himself out; I'm at home now to see if I can regain my sanity before I fall into acute depression. I logged in here to see if it can distract me...
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: UNIVERSAL CODES,INVERSE WORLD,NATURE, SCIENCE ETC ASK ME WAT DISTURBS U♥ by uncleck: 12:45pm On Jun 21, 2021
SisterFire:
Uncleck kiss kiss kiss kiss
Sisterfire
HealthRe: I Am A Human Chimera (PART 2) by uncleck:
I've been refreshing the other thread to see your update... Luckily I'm here. Thanks for sharing. It's enlightening. Please mention me when there is another update.

But do you know that you're a celebrity? Haven accepted your nature (which I consider as a gift) you can rise so much in popularity. Do you know that having large number of followers on instagram or YouTube alone can pay your bills? With the gift you already have, you need just little effort if you are not so private a person

As for the toes, they are clearly different. The right one should be the dark leg which also belongs to your male counterpart grin because it is rough and more hairy. Am I right?
CareerRe: Careers In Agriculture Nigerian Youths Can Explore by uncleck: 11:35am On Jun 10, 2021
budaatum:
The above is precisely why I said, "add brain".

If I were one of those you were tapping for money I would have identified in your business plan that you relied too much on imagining and optimism and never addressed your threats, and I would have decided you were a bad investment and would have turned you down so cattle does not eat my money due to your lack of diligence.
Turning down a proposal and criticising it is one thing. Helping out with better suggestion is another thing.
CelebritiesRe: Kim Kardashian Celebrates Kanye West's 44th Birthday Despite Filing For Divorce by uncleck: 1:50pm On Jun 09, 2021
The hustle has paid off, so...?
CareerRe: Careers In Agriculture Nigerian Youths Can Explore by uncleck:
Imagine spending 4/5 years studying any of those courses, wait for your clearance for a year, do NYSC for another one year. Start all over again to task your friends and relatives for money to secure farm land and resources which will definitely be higher than the amount you spent schooling. You invest more money on training and retraining to be able to manage your farm. Afte all said and done your crops start growing after applying very costly manures and fertilisers. You wake up one morning to discover that cows have eaten them up?

Maybe you're safe from cows because cows doesn't eat all kinds of agricultural products or maybe your area is safe, but thieves, government taskforce, area boys, inflation etc make a mess of your efforts.

Maybe you scare through those huddles, cost of transporting your end products, competition from imported alternatives etc will kill your little moral. Imagine how much a cup of well processed imported rice is compared to local, unrefined rice? Cost of production coupled with scale of production is not a joke.

After 5 years of fruitless investment and optimism, you give up, and Start carrying cv up and down. Las Las a A retired Deeper life school proprietor will hire you to teach 5 subjects at 25k/month. Those people are sadists

When he can't take it again, comes to nairaland to sell Aba made plain and pattern.

The only way these courses would be useful is if there are large scale agricultural enterprises in the company that can employ people with those skills.
PhonesRe: Is Your Twitter App Still Loading? by uncleck: 8:30am On Jun 05, 2021
No.
PoliticsRe: What I Discovered When I Travelled To Benin City by uncleck: 2:40pm On May 30, 2021
gawu1:
Yet the same Igbo are claiming being hated by others.
How can people hate you but still allow you to live free and even own property amongst them?
I guess you take pills because you love them?
PoliticsRe: Naked Unknown Gunman Hailed In Owerri As He Entertains Imo Residents by uncleck: 8:13am On May 30, 2021
Funny how people feel more comfortable with UGM than with the Military
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Should I Take The Club Job? by uncleck: 9:26pm On May 29, 2021
Church no provide food for you. Your God no see job provide for you. A club is willing to hire you to save you from starvation but you're here asking hdgsjhshhhd questions. Not like you're even Holly o
PhonesRe: Tecno Ranked 6th Among Top 100 Admired Brands In Africa by uncleck: 10:45am On May 27, 2021
Hmm
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Villarreal Vs Manchester United : Europa League (1 - 1) On 26th May 2021 by uncleck: 10:52pm On May 26, 2021
Mek this thing end na. I don refresh tire
EducationRe: She Was Sacked For Telling Students To Pray For Nigeria by uncleck: 10:32am On May 25, 2021
Sisterhot:
...uncleck , Ahasco , iluvmamav , tloc , edmunddantes , detectivejones u see ladies christianity breeds , read the op version and read the guys version .

Marrying a strong prayer warrior Christian sweet girl can cause u everlasting pains ,

...she fvcks d proprietress's husband n puts money in collects money , in her mind " Jesus provided her that privilege amongst 1000women because she is sinless, daughter of Zion and a prayer warrior !
To build strong empire avoids these sects
What the op wrote didn't make any logical sense so I read it and moved on. This rejoinder too doesn't sound plausible. But let's assume it's true, I keep wondering why hypocrisy is so high among humans. The kind of Christianity I practiced while growing up was such that, when you commit "sin", you won't feel ok for a vert long time. But now a girl will sleep in my house Saturday night and still invite me for church on Sunday morning and quarrel me if I don't go with her.

Hypocrisy!!!
PoliticsRe: Awka On Fire: INEC, Police Offices Attacked By Unknown Gunmen by uncleck: 8:36am On May 24, 2021
Madmohamed1:
if your one of this people you mentioned what are you going to do. To fight UGM
that guy is crazy. The day he will see these guys one on one is the day he will understand
PoliticsRe: COAS: CDS Mourns, Orders Investigation To Unravel Cause Of Crash by uncleck: 4:51am On May 22, 2021
Why do I have the feelings that this is assassination or maybe a coupe?
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Should I Recommend Ex Girlfriend For This Job? by uncleck: 5:20pm On May 20, 2021
It's obvious you still like her. If that is the case, recommend her. It's not a crime if you get back together.

But you must bear in mind that you're doing it purely for charity. Don't hope on anything
BusinessRe: Top 5 Unknown Richest Men In The World That Can Make Elon Musk Poor - (photo) by uncleck: 5:15pm On May 20, 2021
Lol! How much does entire Mali worth?
CelebritiesRe: Aloma: I Was Offered N100m To Say That Davido Killed Tagbo (Video) by uncleck: 4:45pm On May 20, 2021
May be true or otherwise. But one thing I'm sure is that, Tagbo is dead. That said, let the living move on
PoliticsRe: Katsina Government Deducts 3% Of Worker Salaries To Rebuild Burnt Central Market by uncleck: 4:39pm On May 20, 2021
My problem is that greater part of the money will still be embezzled
PoliticsRe: What I Discovered When I Travelled To Benin City by uncleck: 7:55am On May 20, 2021
It has been said severally that anywhere you don't find igbos, don't settle.

I served in Edo, Uromi pricesely. You won't believe the number of igbos i met there. Go to far North, you'll be amazed....
InvestmentRe: How Will You Possibly Deal With This Situation If It Arises?? by uncleck: 10:48pm On May 19, 2021
Shoodboi:
Dude was an intelligent businessman...

He started with mini-importation here on Nairaland before going into other things.

He never had a stable business. He just found opportunities and exploited them: some were very legal, some were very illegal and some were in gray areas where they were neither here nor there. But he did it anyway and found huge success.

YModulus was EXTREME. He damned the consequences and either went ALL IN or didn't go in at all. At such young age, he had a car, sold it and bought another one. I think he even had a house too.

But the thing that made him also became the same one that made him fall. His went all in into Bitcoin and lost everything when it crashed.

I believe he would have retained part of his wealth despite the crash, but he took money from others to help them invest.

He was arrested and things turned very bad. He sold everything he owned to repay that money. As in, EVERYTHING. And that wasn't still enough to cover it all. He started again from scratch.

Last I heard of him was last year. He had gone into selling hand sanitizers, face masks, digital thermometers among others in bulk. I believe he'll return to Nairaland within the next five years with new stories on how he made more millions. Dude is a wizard.
Truly a wizard
InvestmentRe: A Task Of Less Than 10 Minutes For #300 by uncleck: 8:44pm On May 19, 2021
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InvestmentRe: How Will You Possibly Deal With This Situation If It Arises?? by uncleck: 8:35pm On May 19, 2021
Shoodboi:
The first rule of doing business for people is to never do business for people. I learned the hard way. A dude here who goes by the name Y.modulus learned the hard way too.

That dude did lots of risky businesses and was worth hundred of millions of naira in cash and assets. He even used to make roundup posts on Nairaland at the end of every year where he talked about the businesses he did that year and how much he made.

Those posts ran for around three years and always made front page... until he went into crypto and collected money to help people invest in Bitcoin.

Everything was smooth until BItcoin fell, throwing him into debts that ran into hundreds of millions of naira.

His debtors were chasing him around. He even sold his properties and everything else he owned and still couldn't complete payment.

They arrested him and showed him hell. Today, I doubt if he's even worth 1% of what he had then.

Very brilliant dude. And yet, he fell for DOING BUSINESS FOR PEOPLE. For trying to help them and make some cash for himself by the side.

Don't learn that the hard way, folks...

People only give you money to do business on their behalf because they want to make a profit. They know the risks associated with the business but are not ready to shoulder it. They are not ready to lose their money....

And they know it's easier to chase you around for their money and denounce you as a fraudster than to lose the money themselves.

But you as a businessman knows the risks and rewards. You face both but they face only the rewards without the risks.

So why put yourself at the risk of the risks?

For everyone reading this, the next time you're successful in a business and people ask to "invest" or give you money to help them do it, DON'T.

Instead, offer to teach them for a price and let them do it themselves...

If they succeed, GOOD. If they fail, BETTER. It's none of your business. You've been paid for doing your part.

Regarding your question, I don't know what your friend can do. Forex, Ponzi and crypto are very complicated investments and businesses if they can be called such. When you win, you win BIG, and when you lose, you lose BIG.

I'm sure your friend has run into debts worth millions off naira.
I've been looking for Ymodulus all along and wondering where he is. I'm just hearing this incident for the first time. Such a pity. That guy has both the guts and the knowledge of capitalism
InvestmentRe: How Will You Possibly Deal With This Situation If It Arises?? by uncleck: 8:32pm On May 19, 2021
Chevrolet076:
This might not be the best place to post this but I need advice and suggestions too.

I have a friend who is into all these forex investment where he sought money from people around him and invest on their behalf under a bigger company which he's also working there. This guy was doing okay and he has a lot of people who invested in this company through him and the money running into over half a billion. The forex thing crashed last year and he has been running around as people who invested through him kept pulling him to refund their money which is quite understandable. And no matter what, even if he sells everything he has, he can't cover 30% of his debt.

Though I don't know much about forex et al, but how can such money be recovered and is it even possible? The guy is my good friend and I'm just looking for ways to help him as he practically has to be hiding from people who has been probing his whereabouts even from me. I'm just looking for the best way to advice him. I'll really appreciate your suggestions as I Know there are lots of people that have one way or the other found themselves in such situations.
MBA? Either he turns himself over and face whatever they want to do to him or he remains a fugitive for the rest of his life. MBA is gone forever and for good
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: UNIVERSAL CODES,INVERSE WORLD,NATURE, SCIENCE ETC ASK ME WAT DISTURBS U♥ by uncleck: 10:14am On May 19, 2021
SisterFire:
...No way , grin grin grin grin grin
They will meet u if they like

Mind you they have 6 hands , bloodshot eyes when u see them and take them as beautiful then u shall reap the fruit of ur wisdom
Even if they have 30 legs, I don't care.

But is there a possibility of meeting anyone by accident? Maybe one on another mission and you meet him unexpectedly, can some of them want to harm you even if you don't pose any threat?

Apart from being fearful and screaming the name of Jesus, is there any other thing that can make them want to avoid you? Can they misjudge you as being arrogant of you're bold?
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: UNIVERSAL CODES,INVERSE WORLD,NATURE, SCIENCE ETC ASK ME WAT DISTURBS U♥ by uncleck: 8:03am On May 19, 2021
SisterFire:
...My dear pray to meet one cos they are the best civilization in 10suns Niburûsçu n svenplanet inclusive, your life won't remain desame " then u master the act of time travelling from here to 3000ad , from here to 200, 000ad
They are fun to be with but I still prefer the red serpenyas I'm more inclined to them because my adopted dad was once a red serpent .

They speak English, french , Cantonese, American native , Scandinavian language as such ,dey ar among their curriculum in education .
I pray u meet a female reptilian , u will vow never to let go ...trust me ! smiley
Do you have her number? cheesy cheesy cheesy
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: UNIVERSAL CODES,INVERSE WORLD,NATURE, SCIENCE ETC ASK ME WAT DISTURBS U♥ by uncleck: 6:30am On May 19, 2021
SisterFire, do aliens speak human languages? I have the feelings that I will meet one them very soon and I will speak English or igbo to him grin grin grin
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: UNIVERSAL CODES,INVERSE WORLD,NATURE, SCIENCE ETC ASK ME WAT DISTURBS U♥ by uncleck: 8:13pm On May 18, 2021
SisterFire,

Those who clearly understand the deceit of religion but are part of it for business sake; those who do not worship any deity but are involved in fetishism for the sake of money or power...

Do they have any hope of VOSOD?
BusinessRe: Please Suggest A Business I Can Start With Five Hundred Thousand Naira by uncleck: 7:42pm On May 18, 2021
Bro, that your cab business is about the best business you should hold unto given your present condition. Just make savings a habit because you may soon need to get a new car.

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