₦airaland Forum

pocohantas:
Lmao. I won’t hawk. I will open a shop somewhere on Admiralty or even Ajose Adeogun.

For the elite. One plate na 1k.

Nice one sis.

Gabonese:
oui je suis gabonais. meme si j'ai passé une grande partie de ma vie au Nigéria.

Oh, d'accord. T'es deux parents son Gabonais aussi ? Mais tu parles comme si t'es Nigérian. Moi, j'aimerais ameliorer mon français.

zexy2030:
so what are u feeling like, no dick is free, we pump muscles to release into you, thereby reducing our muscle mass. Any woman who feels dick is free doesn't deserve a good lay.
so what are u feeling like, no dick is free, we pump muscles to release into you, thereby reducing our muscle mass. Any woman who feels dick is free doesn't deserve a good lay.

Lol, I don't even have much energy to argue. Y'all can Bleep whoever pleases you.

Fabulouzjoseph:
Lord lala i summon thee come and behold this beauties

Lol.

youngberry001:
Fvck never enough dis olosho dat's y she get guts to post dere sexy act,,,,nonsense pikins,,#military

Na guardroom you go sleep tonight.

Gabonese:
I doubt bro. Mine was as bad as peeping at girls when they were taking their bath.

There was this small bush opposite my window self, occasionally girls do come there to urinate and even do the other business . Anytime I hear a girl from the passage say "mofelo tor nita" Yoruba meaning "I want to go and wee outside", I was always happy because I go just open small space for my curtain dey view live ass. It was through that I got to know one churchy girl like that sef dey wear g string. And you know whenever a girl bends down to urinate there's a way the ass dey always spread.. Damn ... All those na history Sha. The good old days.

Oba iyanu ooo .

Parisian:
If ladies are cheap then men are free. You need zero naira to fvck a guy but as a guy you will hustle to even patronize prostitutes so be guarded.

Gbas gbos.
Chai!!! You for take am sofiri na, lol.
A well deserved response sha. The way the guy reason just weak me.

Kekereekun123:
why did u click Frustrated she goat. It was in university because many had roommates. Today we live in our own house. Stop being bitter. Am sure u can't boast of 50k in ur account. You dont even need money these days to nack women. That's how u ladies have become cheap and desperate. Promise her marriage or relationship. She will open without resistance

Seriously?

seanwilliam:
u be my partner in crime walai.. I don do worse oloun

Can you just imagzine

Gabonese:
It's always a normal thing in the university now most especially hen you have a roommate that brings in all sort of girls everyday.

My own sha was different ... It was in uni too. I was living in all this face me I face you lodge. However whenever everybody had gone for lectures , the house was always empty but there was this girl who always use that opportunity to bring in her guy for banging. Fortunately for me that day I was around and I heard her voice and the voice of another nigga. I knew it was her. You know all this face me I face you houses na, it's easy to hear weytin Dem dey talk for the next room. After their gist Sha everywhere became a bit quiet and I was hearing something like "stop, stop" with soft moans. I knew something was about to shele.. I gently opened my door and went to hers. Now there's one tiny space through the key hole where you can easily peep and see inside. Naso I dey watch live porn o damn my dick nearly cut. Ocassionally I would gently walk out to check if nobody was coming then go back to continue peeping. Mehn this girl get ass o she go even position doggy oboy my dick go stretch the more. Anytime I see the girl outside I always greeted her normal but the devil in me knows what I've been doing behind her back. I go just dey stare at her ass dey imagine all the things I don use my eyes see.

Lol.
Tu n'es pas Gabonais ?

I've just witnessed some ducks mating .

Covidupdate:
Good morning everyone,
Happy Sunday. I created this account to ask for help and advice. I've been dating my girl for 2years now with both the both of us schooling in different schools but we still see each other from time to time. Recently she invited me over to her place just last week and I hurriedly went to see her. We've never had sex before cos I haven't tried having sex but that day was different, her dressing, the scent of the place turned me on. And I was hard immediately. Then I excused myself and went to the bathroom to relax till my d*ck is down. To my greatest surprised it wasn't going down. Then she stepped into the room where I was and we started kissing and sort and before I could know it we were already having sex. Didn't last that much. But she told me she's fine. Few hours after sex I had an tingling itch on d*ck which I felt was normal at first. But right now I'm in severe pains. My d*ck has been itching I don't know how to explain to her she gave me an infection and besides she too broke to help. Please what should I do? Cos right now I'm drained

E don catch am.
Well, go see a doctor/pharmacist. That's the proper thing to do.

TheSourcerer:
he's what we call military Atheists , lol he just wants you to see the light , see religion is like drug addiction , you don't know how you were bleeped until you quit , then again it's hard to quit

Well, like I said earlier on. I've had my fair share of experiences to believe in the existence of God
I'm not in bondage knowing God, I'm convinced there's God, besides, it wouldn't hurt to acknowledge his existence. If I die a Christian and I realise neither hell not heaven exists then I have absolutely nothing to lose but if I die an atheist and realise there's an afterlife in which both do exist then I lose a lot.

TheSourcerer:
yes he grew up in a religious home

Lol, emphasis on the 'religious' yea?
A man will be good or bad irrespective of his upbringing, irrespective of his society, irrespective of his religion.

It's obvious he's psychologically broken from childhood.

pyx:
I.live around Iseyin and Awaye axis
,, this claim is true
I acquire mine for 50k per acre
Drive time from abeokuta is 1hr 20minutes n ibadan is around same

Wow! Where are at exactly?
Please elucidate.

As the spirit leads ooo but I tend to pray in places where I won't be heard. I detent attracting people to myself when praying.

CAPSLOCKED:
RELIGION HAS NEVER RESPECTED ANYBODY'S WISH. IN THE KORAN AND BIBLE IT IS MENTIONED THAT UNBELIEVERS ARE FOOLS AND INFIDELS. WE'RE REMINDED EVERYDAY THAT WE EITHER BECOME LIKE JESUS OR MUHAMMAD OR WE'RE GOING TO BE IN SERIOUS TROUBLE IN THIS LIFE, AND IN THE AFTERLIFE.

THERE'S HARDLY ANYBODY ON EARTH THAT JUST WOKE UP WITH THE IDEA OF BECOMING RELIGIOUS. STOP LYING TO YOURSELF WE'VE ALL BEEN FORCED INTO OUR DIFFERENT RELIGIOUS AND WHATEVER SPIRITUALITY YOU FEEL HAS BEEN LEARNED AND ADOPTED THROUGH YEARS OF SERIOUS INDOCTRINATION. WHY DOES MUHAMMAD ONLY APPEAR TO MUSLIMS? VIRGIN MARY KEEPS APPEARING TO ONLY CATHOLICS AND BUDDHA ONLY APPEARS TO HIS FOLLOWERS?
BECAUSE NONE OF THESE THINGS EXIST OUTSIDE THE MINDS OF THOSE WHO HAVE BEEN BRAINWASHED INTO BELIEVING IN THEM.

THERE'S NOTHING LIKE RESPECTING MY DECISION TO BE AN ATHEIST CUS YOU JUST SAY THIS TO SOUND TOLERANT ON THE INTERNET, AS THE GOAL OF CHRISTIANITY IS FOR ALL MEN TO BELIEVE AND FOLLOW JESUS CHRIST. THIS IS WHY CHRISTIANITY BELIEVE IN EVANGELISM AND SOUL WINNING. THIS IS WHY YOUR PARENTS TAUGHT YOU RELIGION, SO YOU WILL TEACH YOUR KIDS AND THEY TEACH THEIRS, AND KEEP THE CYCLE ON FROM GENERATION TO GENERATION.
I ALSO CANNOT TOLERATE ANY RELIGIONS BECAUSE THEY ALL CAUSE CHAOS IN DIFFERENT FORMS, AND I WILL CONTINUE TO CRITICIZE AND CALL THEM OUT (ON THE INTERNET) FOR WHAT THEY ARE IRRESPECTIVE OF WHOSE FEELINGS AND EMOTIONS I'M TRAMPLING ON BY EXPOSING THE TRUTH ABOUT FALSE GODS AND BORROWED RELIGIONS.

Lol, like I have rightly said before, I am not bent on forcing you to have faith in my belief. You should speak for yourself brother. I respect yours, you should respect mine too and if you do not wish to respect my personal decision then please do steer clear my mention with regards religion. You think I am only trying to be tolerant because it's a virtual world? Who are you to say that when you don't even know me personally, that's wrong of you to just jump to conclusion. I do not have the time to spare to continue arguing with you.

TheSourcerer:
you know that's why they were 'pictures ''wken right ? That explains it as Art , the process is Art , could even use the B word Beautiful , I'm sorry I know how it sounds but veiw the content from another perspective, death is part of life and has always been , likewise war and illness , we choose not to look deep because obviously we can't look deeper , but some choose to , because the '''status quo' gets too mainstream for them ,

Sure, pictures add more sauce to news or any piece of information but I am not a fan of gruesome things.

TheSourcerer:
this helps me in procastination
Pretty straight forward but does it for me
'' if something could be done in under 2mins , then just do it '' ,
I hope you're on it now or on your way to get it done ?

Still on my way to getting it done, lol . Well. I'm trying to sign up for something.

CAPSLOCKED:
A RELIGION THAT WAS FORCED ON YOU IN THE FIRST PLACE IS NOT YOUR RELIGION.

We all have right of choice don't we CAPSLOCKED? It wasn't forced and I have every right to sway if I wasn't satisfied with it just like an atheist, no one would hold me down if I ever decided to become a Muslim, Buddhist, atheist or practice some other form of belief. If you're atheist you sure don't have any right to come at me trying to make me not believe or have faith in what I'm happy to believe or practise just as I won't force you to believe in God, His existence because we all have got the right to believe in whatever pleases us and I choose to remain a CHRISTIAN, RESPECT THAT! JUST I RESPECT YOUR WISH.

TheSourcerer:
nah this guy's mind is made up , and as much as I know I'm right I'll still like to understand why you believe in a 'sky daddy' I understand it's soothing to relax on an invisible beign,but what do I know lol , what are you doing atm, I'm making breakfast

Making breakfast?
Lol
I'm trying to work on some stuff I had procrastinated so much and thinking!

TheSourcerer:
well I wouldn't mind having you on my WhatsApp too though ,haha mind I pm
I sorta understand the 'greyish part ' I feel it's healthy and a balanced way of life
What's COAGS ?

Lol, you sure can pm me, mind you, I'm not much of a talker (just a warning). But I can show you some of my stuff. I see you're a professional photographer, that's awesome. Maybe I can learn from you (free of course lol). I take pictures too but with my phone.
I'd still like you to read on the psychology of the colour.
Do pm me if you still wish to.
COAGS? 'CHRONICLES OF A GREY SOUL'

Well, once in a while I am moved to use my tithe to but things for those that are less privileged and I believe God accepts it that way as well.

TheSourcerer:
you sound disgusted lol

Lol. Not really. I'd like you to read on the psychology of grey colour.
I consider myself as a 'greyish' person.
I even upload some stuff on my WhatsApp status and its under an acronym called 'COAGS'.
I'm not disgusted, I only see it as uncanny. It's sort of weird lol.

TheSourcerer:
and these are personal experience that only you can relate to I guess .

Well, we all have different experiences. My experiences are strong enough for me but that wouldn't change you.

TheSourcerer:
that's the way it should be ,, hi

Hey. I've gone through some of your posts, I must say you have a weird taste for unsavoury things regarding criminals.

I don't even know. I download sha

How sad. I remember having written Jamb thrice, waec twice and neco once. My mates went to school while I stayed at home and I felt terribly bad and sad. Now I'm done with school and almost done serving (two weeks left o). Failure isn't a death sentence.

Lol, you should have shared yours first.

TheSourcerer:
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Lol. I'm a Christian and have many experiences to believe in the existence of God but I never force my religion on people.

Lol. Same thing I've been trying to do. I'll pm you. Have you tried Getty images? I have very beautiful landscape pictures as well (well, pictures of the sky and trees actually). I take pictures almost everyday.