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TheSourcerer:
well it's honestly part of life , as haunting as it is ,it's Art

Art you say? What's arty about the above pictures?

Crixxx:
My evening starts from 4pm..
5pm good evening. 8pm good night..

Lol, so once I call you I can just say "good night"?lol.

Uh, I think farming would be good. Preferably birds. The type of farming to be done would be dependent on where he resides. Snail, poultry, agricultural produce etc.

haon:
Before you make payment for any land in any location in Nigeria, you should ask for the following documents:The Certificate of Occupancy (C of O), The Survey Plan, The Deed of Assignment, etc

Never make payment for land without the provision of these vital documents. Don’t take anything for granted because this is one way fraudulent individuals exploit unsuspecting land buyers. Many have fallen victim to this scam and several others have found themselves in court contesting ownership of land that they paid for without following due process.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VIRgY2S7dTQ

Make I go watch am. I watched a video of yours and it was good but you kept on repeating certain things. I'm certain it's because you've just started, I know you'll get better with time. Mine might even be worse than yours self lol. Kudos.

haon:
Thanks. You can still start even with the unconducive environment(if what you're talking about is noise level, lighting, look of ur environment, etc). where there is a will, there is a way. It involve planning and sometimes moving away from ur environment to make the video.

I subbed already. Can I pm you?

This is something I've been wanting to do for a while but can't start because of environment. I'm in a place that's not too conducive for such. I'll sub to yours now though. Keep it up.

IkpuNnegiEwu44:
Monkeys are primates. Homo sapiens specie. Have attributes of Human.

Chicken are birds, not related to human. Herbivores like goat, cow etc are also edible.

I don't know how some people don't see the resemblance between humans and primates.

Goodguy123:
Good day to you all,, please i really need advice on the kind of business to do in any part of the country Nigeria with Five million naira,,,,I really want to come back home,,, please your advice will be appreciated,,,thanks and God bless

I'd say farming but what do I know.
If I had to start any business it'd most def be farming, solve food related issues. There's money palm oil, plantain, cocoa and some other things but I don't know if you have the patience.

Gibsonworld05:
If LASG can free her people why should OGSG lock her people down to suffer. Pls free them.

Lagos state isn't Ogun state and both are being governened by different persons.

Omg I'm so scared of you right now, why would you kill a monkey? This is really gruesome. This is so frightening and sad. You'll feel good eating it? Do we have to kill everything here in Nigera?

jawalis:
11. IF SHE’S FAT OR DARK SKINNED

Seriously? What's with having dark skinned people? We aren't worthy of attention or what?

Monfeels:
I want to share my problem with you guys in the hopes that maybe I'll get some good advice or at least some insight into my problem.

When people first meet me their impression of me is that I'm good looking, cool and intelligent. Most girls usually assume that I have a girlfriend or a legion of side chicks that I Bleep whenever I want to.

The truth about me is that I've never been in a proper relationship with another woman before. All I've had is sexual partners that I stop talking to after I have sex with them, and girls I get intimate with just to control them and get them to fulfil my desire of having a female to own, please me and do my biding, and then I get bored of them and cease contact and move on like I never knew them.

The reason for this behavior is that I don't possess the emotional resources needed to engage in a healthy relationship with another human being. I have no empathy and I usually feel no guilt or remorse for my actions. It's impossible for me to care genuinely for another person. I don't feel people's pain or suffering and I'm not moved by the death of family members or friends. I simply do not care for any other person but myself. I've been this way for a very long time. I lack the ability to maintain relationships with people hence why I lose friends often. Relationships are usually a means to an end for me and when that end is met, I become irritated by the person I've gotten close to.

Despite the fact that I don't see the point in relationships, I still find that I get jealous of couples in healthy relationships. It's not like I want to experience what they experience, just that I am envious of the fact that they are participating in something I can't participate in.

When I find a girl that I want to get close to, I'm usually consumed with jealousy over her previous relationships, and over any current relationship she has with any member of the opposite sex, even if it's merely platonic. All I want is for her to devote all her time to me and shower me with attention and love. The problem with all this is that I don't want to reciprocate this behavior. In fact the idea of devoting attention to, and showering affection on someone else irritates me. It's all pointless, but I enjoy when it's done to me.

Another weird side to all this is that I don't just want to control the girl, I also enjoy making her feel bad, but in a way that makes her crave for me more. I enjoy poking holes in herself esteem, making her second guess the presumably good qualities she thought she possesed, making her not feel wanted by me, and making her do more to please me.

I don't love women, I only become obsessed with them. Obsessed to the point that I'm constantly tortured by thoughts of them being sexual with another guy especially when it's someone she has dated before. I want her all to myself and even if she had sex with someone before I met her or before we became close, I am filled with anger and jealousy whenever the thought crosses my mind, and I want to punish her for that. It's like I want to erase her past and replace it with me. I want to be all she's ever had. I don't want anyone else in her life and I don't want anyone else in her past.

All this must sound crazy to you guys but this is my reality and it's eating me up. I need advice.

I'd been contemplating on what to call you till I got to the part where you wrote the find joy in making those ladies feel bad about themselves etc. You're nothing but a schadenfreude and need to see a psychologist asap. If the traits you exude aren't checked and stopped, I fear you might murder someone (you may never do that though but there's a high chance you would). Something happened a certain point in my life that made me really dislike men, I couldn't just fathom being in a relationship with one and I sort of do have a way of manifesting anything I so desire. Knowing this, I avoided men like plague because I didn't want to harm them (not physically) but know that if I did want something terrible to happen to someone who hurt me real bad either verbally or physically then I would manifest it (whether a man or woman) so im always cautious of things. Each time I realised a guy liked me I would simply warn him ahead because at some point I would feel like it was already time for me to leave. I don't want to bore you with the details but I knew I couldn't go on that way so I worked on myself a great deal, trust me, I was irritated by men (but I never let people know because I didn't want them thinking something else). Yours is extremely bad so I'd suggest you have sessions with a psychologist. I can refer you to someone who's an expert but if you don't want to go with this person just seek help asap. You're capable of doing worse than you even know.

ken711:
I have been dating a girl for about 18 months now. Very pretty but my brothers, let me tell you... Look before you leap when it comes to pretty girls.

From the minute I met this girl it has been one money request after another. If it was small sums I guess I wouldn't really mind, as I have always worked for blue chip companies and can afford it. The thing is, her requests are always very big!.....20k this, 20K that.....but my brothers, I have to tell you the one that has made me even disappointed in myself.

She lives with her parents and they are the most dysfunctional family I have ever heard of... Everyday one person is fighting the other, and this my girlfriend, as fine as she is, is the most arrogant, prideful, violent & rude person I have ever met. She hounded me everyday that I must get her an apartment of her own, so she can escape her home, and I agreed to but by saving monthly.

Would you believe, one night, when she was working at a bar as an usher for guinness, she gave her number to 2 different men just because of this apartment. My spirit kept telling me that she gave her number out, but she kept lying...only for me to catch her texting one of the men when we were at church of all places.......

She even went as far as going to meet this rich man at a hotel, but the man ran away when she made that request, and I as a fool decided to finally do it for her. (I suspect she cheated on me that night and I always tell it to her face because she has cheated on me twice before)

I live on the Island and tried to get her to rent here as well, as I really want to keep an eye on her..... She has too many guys around her who live in that area and she is this kind of person who cheats out of revenge, even over small things.....this girl refused and threatened to break things off!....bro, as a mumu I sent the money to her to rent the place and for other things, about 400K.....

Ever since that money left my account, it's like my eyes cleared!!! I couldn't believe that instead of saving my hard earned money, I went and sent it to a girl that has cheated on me twice (or even more), lied to me, slapped me and done so many things.....but I just decided to leave everything for God, seeing as she was desperate.

The problem now is that the demands for that apartment is now becoming too much!!! The expenses just to get the place finished are such a burden on my financial and mental state...

The worst happened about two days ago, she wanted me to pay 20k. Infact I just got so tired of bills that I kinda was stalling on it, but what happened next truly shocked me. Would you believe this girl started punching me, slapping me and even tore my shirt cos of 20k. She even threatened to break my office laptop (working from home) until I sent the money, after that she left........

Now she is trying to apologize so that I will pay for bed and gas and the remaining things....my brothers, I know u will say am a fool!...I accept...I am a handsome guy, studied abroad, I just don't know why loneliness made me fall in love with such a sadistic user... My only problem is, do I pay for the bed and just finish what I started or just free the whole thing and the nearly 500K I have already spent...

Please help!

We are responsible for the choices we make. If what you've written here is true (I'd like to believe so) then please let go of that narcissistic lady. You should not be desperate to get married as marriage is a lifelong thing, you can't just get in and get out of it. If I was desperste for money then I would most likely have done things a I ought not to but I believe life na turn by turn. You deserve someone who'd be very appreciative of the things you do and supportive too. Maybe it's me but I strongly know my worth and would never settle for less than what I truly deserve. Choosing a partner out of desperation is highly ridiculous and can be dangerous. Ask yourself what you want and decide on what you want for yourself, once you know that, you'll be able to make the right decision. There isn't just one fish in the ocean and if shawa no dey satisfy you you get right to change the fish wey you wan chow.
Once you notice that your partner is either physically or verbally abusive as well as emotionally/financially draining, please flee.
Forgive my errors.
Shalom.

Eeewww. I have immense fear for snakes!
I badly want cats though . Can't wait to get a place of my own so incan own as many cats as I want!!!

cucumbae:
He should have beat her without blood.

Seriously? He should have beat her? Smh.

Charlé.

Agriculture?
Cocoa, palm kernel, bene seed, Shea butter tree, plantain, trees?

junior20202020:
there was this prostitute lady I managed to penetrate and I released,she was complaining that I am not strong enough to make her happy, I felt very embarrassed,ever since then it has not been able to rise to rock erection. I speak the truth and Jesus knows my problem

I fear that lady ooooo, I know wetin I dey talk.

Ekakamba:

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I laugh in Swahili.

Girl wan chop your money? You wey you no fit buy phone wey get punctuation marks.

Chai!!! You for no talk am laidis bro.

Beremx:
The way Ifeanyi Okowa’s head changed from being round to oblong is what I don’t understand.

This Ifeanyo Okowa's massive change though.

ManOfSteel2:
A lump sum can only do go with an already mapped-out investment strategy that has been test-run and will most likely succeed.....

Only an investment savvy individual get to "pull weight" in an enclave littered with corruption amidst very bad economy!

ManOfSteel will advice you choose to make regular love with your bae for 10mins anytime you so desire, than choosing to have a one time sex romp of over 15hours, if such offer is made.

Hmph, so much said through sex. He should go with the job.

shegzmartinsduke:
I was never into having my hair cut low,but since i started this relationship with my present wife,i became a skull man. She likes shaving my hair while we make luv,it makes her cum.

Please tell me this is a joke. She shaves you during sex?

Yes. Many but I'll say just a few.
1- So I have this gift, I dream and I'm able to see things, I was in a car and I saw that a fatal accident would happen, I had contemplated on whether to alight or not, I finally lied to those in was with that my sis had rang and asked me to come home and so I had to go. Later hat evening, one of the people I had gone with told me they had had an accident about 5 minutes after I had alighted. My heart skipped many beats!!! I was certain it would have been very fatal if I had been in the car. Now once I see something weird or dream, I put a hold on what I ought to do or where I ought to go. Gifts like these scare me and make me feel like I'm losing it!
2- one time when I was still in sec school, I was about crossing the road, I had looked well to ensure there were no vehicles or bikes. Once I got to the middle of the road this car came at Hugh speed and would have hit me if I hadn't been pulled back by a had I still don't know till date (I had felt someone pull me back). Many experiences like this.
3- I was terribly sick as a child and the doctor told my mum not to waste money on me and that only God could heal me, well... Here I am.
4- I sometimes feel mg soul leaving my body, once I'm asleep, I would feel like something or someone's trying to make me sleep like a corpse and suddenly something would begin to levitate out of my body and I'd suddenly feel empty (still asleep, empty but very much aware of either my soul or spirit being lifted out of my body). Once it's midway it comes back. Not as frequent as before, used to happen almost everyday before.

Dagger111:
Lala.. That's for you, do the needful.

Somwthing like that gallant soldier!

Dantepet3000:
First and foremost most girls don't realize that most men spend more than they earn. All in a bid to enhance affection towards them.

I dated her for two years until that faithful day she found my salary voucher on my bed. Tho I do other side hustlE that enabled me pay her bills.

I've always known that when she discovers the amount I earn in my company, she will be scared of the future between us. I remember the days in shoprite that I was only able to afford bread. Oh my God, I don suffer. Anyway I had plans for us despite my 45k salary of an MSC holder. There is no financial hole I did not help her block. Infact I did what guys who earn more than me couldn't do.

She started misbehaving towards me ever since she saw that pay cheque. What she didn't know was that I did not use my other professional qualification in the company and when she left me.

I decided to forward other qualification to our management. Like play like play my salary rose to 75k after 3months 100k after 6 months 120k, now I am a site manager and I earn 360k. I believe the whole graduates in her family don't earn what I now earn combined. I am not proud or beefing anyone. Am just reminiscing. By the special grace of God I will even go higher...

PS. Now I am spending my money on my mum and family. I thank God for another chance. Bless

I'm a lady and what she did is wrong. Now that you're earning more please invest, invest, invest and invest. Help your FAM the way you can but set your priorities right by putting some of your money in business/businesses that'd yield so you can have an extra source of income. If you have to save for it then do so but start little and do not spend profits. Nothing in this life is sure, hence, the reason to diversify. Just airing my opinion though. Thank goodness you dodged a bullet. You'll meet someone better and who is also self sufficient but will also know that she news a man who'll support her and her dreams.

I don't know about buildings but I feel if you really want to build something with standard and real fast then it might not be enough, use quality products that will stand the test of time and not inferior ones. Just airing my opinion sha.

Wondafu!!!

Gracealone:
The woman was screaming in the video that the policeman slapped her first.
Nobody mentions that again

That might not be true, some women can lie to put blames on who's not at fault, I am a lady and I know that. If the woman had slapped her first do you think he wouldn't have beaten life out of her or shot her after he had been slapped 13 times? (Even before she slapped him that much time). Let's be fair here, let's reason it well. It took patience and tolerance for that man not to have retaliated. She might have lied so as to have people beat up the man or something.

Mine is MJ's own oooo, I remember having watched it being reported on CNN, right from the moment he collapsed till his death, once I heard he had died, I left the parlour to my room and actually shed a tear, I had prayed to be able to go for his concert. Didn't know him in person but I loved and still love his soul.

I pity her bf/fiancé/gf/husband.

Longest without missing a day would be one week! Uh, I listened to more of the word of God via YouTube, I prayed more and read the word, I was cautious of my utterances and actions. It was s great decision for me

A taste of what they've been dishing out to Nigerians, not saying it's right though. I bin dey wish say na even Chinese people dey complain and not Indians.