₦airaland Forum

ignis:
In a torchlight Nokia?

The idea behind this is to make it unattractive to thieves.

Keneking:
I think lalasticlala should be promoted to One-Star General. w.e.f 29 May 2015.

I understand the complexities of the task as Super MOD. This man stands out.

This season of tension and contestation is over. Nairaland has been able to manage the situation democratically with respect to balancing opinions, insinuations and innuendos regarding choices in this week.

Today, I am proud of the achievement of Nigerians, we single-handedly agreed NO more to impunity, corruption, clueless leadership. We have made a good decision and a fresh start to the political leadership of the country.

On this platform, it is no more Jonathanohhhhhhhhhh etc., constructive discussions shall be shared and critical points highlighted henceforth.

Let's fold our sleeves and work together.

Sai APC

Goodluck to President Muhammadu Buhari (2015 -2023)

You deserve commendation too, your way of protesting was unique, there was a time I was always looking out for "Jonaaaaaaaaaaaa". It always made me laugh and at the same time knocked a bit of consciousness into me.

If this is a preview into the future then I'm afraid opposition politics is dead in Nigeria.

He's not there for a "tea party".

mikael3:
Am June 24....wea is b'day mate

24th of June is right here.

Eeser:
Did you Just post a copy of an army 'restricted' signal? Man you are something else

He's an officer.

CoCoLav:
Are you an examiner? How long do you intend to give the test? Thank God you said 'when you start'

Well...we both know that test is necessary.

Ymodulus:
Alexreports Celeb

literarymathy:
Faze! I wonder what prompted the FG's choice of him. 9ice is their party chieftain, it would have made more sense.

9ice will be at the Oyo State inauguration.

Glad Courtney Dike made the team.

justwise:
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Then you will know what she really think of you, all the: 'I love you, I will support you and make things work' will be thrown out of the window.

Exactly!

presh247:
how do u test ones loyalty in a relatuonship?

When you start dating someone, there's always one thing that person really wants from you, don't give out that thing. If you want to know if your partner is the one, how he/she reacts when they can't get what they want gives you an insight into their real personality.

You should always test your partner's level of loyalty before making a total commitment, it's the only thing that will save you from future wahala.

Ymodulus:
Even. alexReport of nairaland wei start blog yesterday don dei form celeb.


Issokai. #ItsAllowed .

Hehehehehehe, leave my guy alone o, na only am dey cover all celebrity parties for naija.

PassingShot:
Just like I've said in other Wike's thread, Rivers politics is a serious game of chess. Wike and Mama Piss won the first game using the police and their thugs. While it is certain that that victory itself is shaking, Amaechi and Dakuku made a good move with the LG election and have won the 2nd game. So, as it is, it's still in stalemate.

The tie braker will be who wins at the gubernatorial election tribunal which favours APC given the multitude evidence against Wike/PDP.

Even if Wike wins a re-ordered election to be governor, he cannot do anything with the elected LG chairmen if the election did not violate any law or the constitution.

In the midst of the political e-thugs that have taken over this section in their search for bread, I'm always looking for intelligent people who can read and analyze situations like educated and learned folks do. The man that I've quoted is a rare gem that belongs to this group.

CoCoLav:

You have a client to attend to.

OP you need talk to cocolav, she is a brilliant lawyer.

sauceEEP:
Who be this boy wey pose with cake on the fourth pic?
Always showing his face wherever its happening with same suit and cap abi na hat.

That's Alex Reports, the guy sabi all the models and beauty queens wey dey Abuja.

That awkward moment when a pervert and an errrotic 'person' exchange words.

Humulity:
Your selection is quite impressive with history of Nigerian Professional leaugue. Initially I wanted to to fault how you picked Enyeama ahead of Okalla and Ike Shoronmu, but your analysis is convincing. However, I wonder why Henry Nwosu did not make the list?

Good job all the same.

Add Best Ogendegbe and Peter Rufai to your list.

CyberWolf:
see as you just made it sound easy..the debugging process is really a nightmare to me..my
Life is easier and meaningful now I'm in networking world

It's not easy, nothing good comes easy but there's this orgasm like feeling you get when you successfully debug. It's the best feeling on earth.

byrron:
You think the politicians have any regard for you? That is why I referred to the arrogance of your ignorance at the beginning of this diatribe. You have a false estimation of yourself.

You have an over bloated ego. You are only as good as an election ticket- pure and simple.

You are only good to used and discarded like a used ballot paper. Who keeps a used ballot paper anyway?

That is why they only remember you every four years. You are like a menstrual pad that is only useful during the menstrual period.

You sit in front of a computer and rant all day through social media but with every click, you make money- not for yourself. With every megabyte of data you spend complaining and maligning, you make stupendous bucks for MTN,Etisalat, Glo and Airtel.

I dedicate this part to all online/offline jobless pdp & apc miserable ranters & gullible faithfuls!

10000000000000000 likes.

CyberWolf:
That's why I prefer Networking to this web design ish/coding very very frustrating..OP nobody will give you a direct hint on how this was done..just use trial & error means. It might take you hours or days..don't run mad ooh

Lool, on the contrary it's quite easy, you just have to know how to use Google and Stackoverflow effectively.

Dumb people don plenty for Nairaland, I just can't stop laughing.

ugojamali:
Nigerians. All of us. Rich and poor. Celebrity and commoner. Hausa, Igbo and Yoruba.

You can exclude yourself if you like. But that means you either don't live in Nigeria or you live in a village where social amenities are not important.

The good thing about your post is that the type of challenges we're facing doesn't recognize any tribe or religion. Thank you for stressing that, hopefully with more people like you around idioticcc ethnic warlords will start using their brain.

misspicy:
pray tell wats d meaning of LBD n LPD?

LBD = little black dress
LPD = little pink dress

Osita is a top lad, looking at his CV you will realize that he is a man that has mastered the art of diplomacy, he is a future governor of Anambra State.

As for Dr. Johnson, she shouldn't be on this list, did she come up with innovative ideas? Yes! Did she connect to a larger part of the tech community? No! Tech launchpad was too slow in moving forward.

Why is Nebo on this list?

MymothersKeeper:
Even all the runs girls on Instagram are so quiet no twerking, no London accents, just selfie . That's how I know it's serious .
May Lord bring stability soon , Amen .
Thank God my wage was delayed today, I could have gotten my ticket to lagos !
I definitely would not cope .
The company I work for is going into liquidation , they are sacking us all with 3 months salary, everybody was depressed but I was happy secretly them no sabi the kind of country I hail from

misspicy:
Them no use microphone n keyboard for my church today sef no fuel to run the generator....even PHCN no blink lyt.....diaris God.pastor still preach sermon say in everything gv thanks,na so we start singing n clapping session.

I'm a huge fan of women putting on LBD's but your LPD is totally on point.