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TravelRe: Top 10 Lagos Slangs You Must Know As A Resident by Urine: 9:13am On Aug 14, 2015
engrlarex:
#5 Kaala #10 fiba #20 shandy #50 waso #500 Figo #1000 white. #100 tenfiba #200 20fiba.... omo eeeko, omo igboro, Eni ori funje Kokanye, Apiaka (leave am) same as fibele, sheele(aw far)...
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Awon omo aye! Awon ti igboro! Igaraa chicken! Awon ti road ati national!
PoliticsRe: Official Press Statement By Former Governor Raji Fashola On Website Allegations by Urine: 8:10pm On Aug 13, 2015
eleven:
His response is playing to the gallery with the intent to distract and divert people from the main allegations. Naturally trust people to focus more on the pig/mud aspects rather than his acceptance of paying that amount for website (s). I like Fashola, I know he is far more intelligent than this deceitful and dramatic response. Response like this can't fly in a serious investigative panel. "My enemies, my haters" defence style is so old school
The more reason why you should log out of NL and sue him in a court of law.
CelebritiesRe: Photo- Prof Wole Soyinka With His Cult Members by Urine: 7:33pm On Aug 13, 2015
coolebux:
I just stumbled upon this disgusting pix of the renowned Noble Laureate posing with his cult members.
Even in his old age.
National Association of Seadogs is not a cult, it is an organization that has been registered legally in Nigeria. If you are not sure of something, you can always ask questions. Click the link below to know more about NAS;

http://nas-int.org/
PoliticsRe: FG Shuts Ascon, Integrated, Mobil, Oando, Sahara, Others Over Oil Scam by Urine: 4:07pm On Aug 10, 2015
I love this thread, superior argument has won, you can't mask intelligence, one day you will mess up. grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin
Jokes EtcRe: Funny Monikers On Nairaland by Urine: 8:22am On Aug 04, 2015
illitrate:
Who tell u? na so dem dey spell illitrate?
Bros I no go school na. grin grin grin grin grin
Jokes EtcRe: Funny Monikers On Nairaland by Urine: 7:49am On Aug 04, 2015
illitrate:
chaiiii URINE omo see name shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked
illitrate wey sabi how to read and write. grin grin grin grin grin grin
Jokes EtcRe: Funny Monikers On Nairaland by Urine: 7:40am On Aug 04, 2015
Nnaabros:
illitrate, Urine, Unabefool, CrazyMan .una own sef funny
Mine no funny reach other monikers wey you mention. grin grin grin grin grin grin
Jokes EtcRe: Funny Monikers On Nairaland by Urine: 8:53pm On Aug 03, 2015
MzErica:
seriously ??
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Jokes EtcRe: Funny Monikers On Nairaland by Urine: 8:13pm On Aug 03, 2015
MzErica:
how come nobody mention yours
hahaha
cheesy urine indeed
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You just had to mention mine. Urine is not funny jor tongue tongue tongue tongue
Jokes EtcRe: Funny Monikers On Nairaland by Urine: 7:17pm On Aug 03, 2015
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PoliticsRe: The Last Time Weapons Were Bought For The Nigerian Army Was In 2006 - Alex Badeh by Urine:
If this man is saying this now, what happened to the billions allocated for the fight against Boko Haram over the years?

lalasticlala, FP please.
TravelRe: Travelling To Canada Part 8 by Urine: 7:42pm On Jul 10, 2015
Onyeoma3:
Some monikers shaa... What was running through your mind when you chose this username sir? shocked shocked shocked
I wanted a unique and simple name, that was the first thing that came to my mind.
TravelRe: Travelling To Canada Part 8 by Urine: 7:14am On Jul 10, 2015
CoCoLav:
I wasn't angry...
kiss kiss kiss
PoliticsRe: Alleged N1.35bn Fraud: You Mean I’m Now A Prisoner? – Lamido by Urine: 5:14am On Jul 10, 2015
No, you're just a visitor. grin grin grin grin grin grin
EducationRe: The Vice Chancellor Of Mouau In EFCC Net Over 300 Million Scam by Urine:
EFCC is now on steroids, they need to work harder to get these people convicted though. Kudos to Mr President
TravelRe: Travelling To Canada Part 8 by Urine: 11:25pm On Jul 09, 2015
CoCoLav:
Now I can speak my mind. Its unfair when you guys only come here when you need help. Some of you have been so called silent followers and get your medical calls but you don't tell the house. You will now come back when your medicals don't go smoothly or you have other issues.

The second category are those who come here to tell us they have been called for medicals and after that they disappear. When did you apply? No answer, what route? No answer, oya documents nko, that one is even worse. Meanwhile, it is from this same place you got clues on the documents to package and steps to take. Its really unfair. The information that you have been called for medicals is useless to us if you won't tell us the documents or other relevant info. If you won't tell us what we want to know then pls stuff your good news down your throat cos personally its of no benefit.

The above is said with all due respect and not directed at any particular person
You hardly get angry, calm down, everything will be fine.
ProgrammingRe: Php Programmers, Please Help!!! by Urine: 11:11pm On Jul 09, 2015
Onyiibazz:
Thanks so much, my pc is currently off, no light. I'll try your suggestions when i get 2moro or later 2nite
Your usage of mysql caught my eye, you might want to use mysqli or PDO.
PoliticsRe: Qatari Man (@nass) Protests Spamming By Nigerians On Twitter. by Urine: 12:25pm On Jun 26, 2015
Ishilove:
Nairalander Firestar gets a notification anytime people discuss spiderman cartoons because of the cartoon character called firestar. Same with the Nairalander called urine grin
It's something else, I get notified every time pregnant women in the health section talk about pregnancy tests. You have also contributed to my mentions today.
Music/RadioRe: Listen To One Of My Songs Guys by Urine: 6:50am On Jun 20, 2015
Airforce1 truth is I never took you serious and with most of the comments I read, I said in my head "this lad is a joker" but downloading this song has changed my opinion. You have something and this is a decent attempt, if you keep working hard you will make a massive impact.

If you put David or Flavor on this song most of the folks criticizing you will dance like tomorrow. My favorite part is towards the end when the producer plays with keyboard and you say "chika". That's how you should start all your songs, ditch the "it's your boy chika". Well done!

NB: My one year old niece is dancing to your song, that should count for something.
ProgrammingRe: Calling API by Urine: 4:22pm On Jun 17, 2015
CodeHouse:
How to call API with 2hrs?
I thought he was asking for an API that can be used to make voice calls.

If what he wants is how to make a request to an API, then he needs to tell us what language he's working with first.
ProgrammingRe: Calling API by Urine: 1:08pm On Jun 17, 2015
ProGSM:
Hi great people,

I will love to know if it is possible for me to learn how to call API with 2hrs.

Thank you.
Web Rtc is what you need, it's open source.

http://www.webrtc.org/
PoliticsRe: Nigerian Tweeters React To Saraki & Ekweremadu's Emergence As Senate Leaders by Urine: 2:21pm On Jun 09, 2015
patrickmuf:
Real political minds won't say nothing yet, they're busy observing...The sky is still not clear enough, it might or might not rain...
In a matter of days/weeks/months we'll know more about the events of today...
PoliticsRe: Bukola Saraki Is The Senate President Of The 8th NASS by Urine: 11:14am On Jun 09, 2015
tim1256:
See Politics, APC just fooled you all to know what you will say after the mock election. Why was he unopposed? Where is Lawan?
God bless you, the joke is on all of us, PDP, APC had this figured out a long time ago, they just made citizens fight each other for nothing.
PoliticsRe: Inauguration Of The 8th National Assembly Live On Nta.. by Urine: 11:11am On Jun 09, 2015
Gboliwe:
Really?

And I already left the office where I could have atleast watched it every 3mts before getting on with the work.

How do we get so many wrong info flying these days?
Your last sentence is becoming a huge problem on this forum, Seun and his mods need to find an urgent solution.
PoliticsRe: Buhari Returns To Nigeria, To Meet With APC Legislators At 9:00 AM by Urine: 9:01am On Jun 09, 2015
PassingShot:
Learn to read to understand properly.

Interfere means "to intervene without invitation or necessity". It is to disrupt.

Intervene is to mediate between disputing people.

In the case of PMB, he is intervening out of necessity between disputing groups and NOT "without invitation or necessity".

Your bill is N1,000. grin grin grin
Your service is urgently required at the Federal Ministry of Education. You're doing a good job!
PoliticsRe: Saraki To VP: "I Cannot Be Summoned By A 'Mere Commissioner" - SaharaReporters by Urine: 8:30am On Jun 09, 2015
They've set Saraki's ambition on fire. Dude should have been seen it coming, hopefully it's not too late.

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