₦airaland Forum

Seun:
To make people laugh, I guess. Laughter is the best medicine. The OP is so wrong, it's hilarious.

youngalex:
Yeah

His threat to probe the NNPC, subsidy payments, jail this and that fuelled this scarcity.

I am in support of him probing and punishing anybody that dipped his/her hand in our treasury but he should have held it to his heart till next week.

Marketers are scared of loosing their investments and subsidy claims ..and the APC never agreed that subsidy existed.

If subsidy is removed after May,29 the price of PMS will increase by at least 30% and some marketers are already hoarding the products..Dumkem12

Brugo:
Your ex looks desirable until you meet someone who would eclipse her in every way. Leave your ex in the past.

themodernman:
Oh boy ds Seun na funny man oh...you wan employ bricklayer ni?
Ishe ashe feeku ni eleyi oh!

mikeoh:
Most of these guys that are in nairaland that claim being a web designer specialist are nothing but but quack... I contacted one the other day to help me design an existing site... I thought he will do a nice job, what he did was just to install a wordpress software and theme and some few plugings, not mobile friendly and deliver it to me... This is wht i know how to do from google.
Infact since then i fear this naija web developers..... Anytin i want to do in my site i just av to google anf whatch videos chikena

edward1:
Hello my great professors in the house, I have another challenge. Here is my story:
my wife is a citizen of usa and she is carrying my 1 year old baby she has file in for me but the problem am having now is my passport 04-04-1984 but she use 05-05-1985 to apply for me the I have been ask by usa embassy to send the scan copy of my passport but the age on passport is different from the one my wife use to apply for me and i have informed that the Nigeria immigration can not issue another dob for me but I don't know what to do can anyone enlightened me on this what to do about it can I go to usa embassy with the passport I have with me or what next

Rockyheight:
If an American had committed a crime against Nigeria, would the Americans give him up for trials in Nigeria? Whatever Kasamu may have done let him face the music according to Nigeria laws in Nigeria, how are we sure he will get a fair trial in the US. His sins notwithstanding he is a Nigerian. Let's not forget.h

UnknownT:
Make dem no go village begin cause trouble, dey drag land and chieftaincy stools oh

Onajevwe:
Nice. Does anyone know what transpired between Baba and Diezani during the flight??




In an unrelated development, the "Brother" is still searching for a job, any job.

MizMyColi:


Beyond the fun we caught chanting those parlances.

With the recent turn of events, I am forced to reckon with Madam PEJ.

Her voice re-echoes.
Could it be that there was a clandestinely planned attempt by the elite forces behind the terrorist org to drown this woman's voice, and the salient irregularities she uncovered that day?
Through a massive smear campaign on social media as it pertains her choice of words and mannerisms?

Could we have been willing puppets back then?
Heu!
I weep for Africa.


Hate her.
Love her.
Like her.

PEJ can be likened to a rock of Gibraltar.
A Forte.
An Amazon in a class of her own.

Blaze on ma.
Get better.
Posterity never forgets.

legalwealth:
Good day everyone!

I was surprised receiving an e-mail this morning from this bank
that my ATM card will be disabled if I don't have BVN. Below was what I received:

"Dear Valued Customer,

Please note that your ATM Debit card will be disabled soon from performing transactions,Pending your registration for the new ATM card bank verification number(BVN) as directed by the Central Bank of Nigeria,Please note that this registration is Mandatory.
Simply copy and paste the link below in your browser and fill in the registration form to reactivate your ATM card immediately"


I wonder what having this BVN number is turning into. Is it a must I have it nor make use of it?

End time thing I think.... What do you as well think of this BVN or no BVN issues?

LordaGuru:
Phishing things... The rule is to never input your login details even if you follow the link.

JingoOAU:
Our international reputation has reduced drastically to the extent that the US secretary of state, equivalent to our SFG is being sent to represent a country...forget dis super power of a thing

Nigeria is so big enough for Obama to come personally...what an insolence

barcanista:
The apology does not necessarily mean exclusive admittance of faults on the rot in Nigeria since 1999. PDP shall be rebranded and shall lead again

megasamuel:
Want to go into game development which would be the more useful or advice on the best and also not complex programming language for game programming

fekolastic:
A woman who treats her husband like rag should not cry when another woman picks up the rag, dry cleans it, adores it, pampers it and advertises it

MizMyColi:
No, he'll fit better as a houseboy

kcynho:
[size=20pt] NAH CURVE BE THIS ABI NAH K LEG ?[/size]

blueyedgeek:
I'll be posting a full link to google drive with the full working code but I guess posting screenshots is a better idea than manually typing out the codes again. Thanks.

MizMyColi:





Despite my reading somewhere reliable, (can't remember now) that a certain APC chieftain, during its inception told a group of folks that Democracy is an alien word in the party and that whoever wasn't cool with it could as well take the door......

Methinks, in this particular case,
The slapper just has issues.
Real anger issues.

The slapee must have been under his controlling and manipulative influence for a while.

You don't just wake up and slap someone you do not wield a degree of control over.

pcguru1:
lol i just realized am in the webmaster section.... not programming so i can understand the post now. Goodbye all i don't belong here

pcguru1:
am thinking of posting different CMS and their use scenario but i am afraid i might be mistaken for a bot and be banned. @Seun is this alright.

CoCoLav:
BTW don't you ever give up? Like WTF!