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Nairaland General › Re: Have You Ever Had A Near Death Experience? by uuzba(m): 6:46pm On May 09, 2020

Robnectar:
this is d real NDE here, others nah trash, same happened to me last 2months ago

Well take am easy.
It hasn't done me again since then. I experienced it in 2005.

Nairaland General › Re: Have You Ever Had A Near Death Experience? by uuzba(m): 3:42pm On May 09, 2020

Melian:
Was going to share my near death experience when I saw the topic but...nonsense thread..when the op herself doesn't know the meaning of near-death experience.

Share it still

Nairaland General › Re: Have You Ever Had A Near Death Experience? by uuzba(m): 3:25pm On May 09, 2020*

kingxsamz:
But Tbh, these aren't near death experience.

Ok, what about this.
I was alone in a room, listening to some nice classical music. It was a Sunday, after church. I lay on the carpet to enjoy my Sunday afternoon sleep. I lay on my front. The radio was still playing the music and I was just listening with one ear.
After a while, I can't tell how long, I became awake. But the sound of the radio was as if they blocked my ear. It was muffled. I couldn't hear it sharply. But I was sha still hearing something. I was confused.
I raised up my right arm from the ground. It was very light. Also, it was looking whitish and transparent like tracing paper. Haba!? Kilode? I've not seen this one before O. My eyes were not very clear. I knew I was in the room but I couldn't see anything sharply. I started shaking my hand very well in front of my face. It was just light and free. I was also feeling some how light. I didn't want to stand up. I didn't even know how to stand up. After about 1 or 2 minutes, i felt a great big weight press on my "back"? Or in my body? As if someone carried 50kg sack of rice and gently placed it on my back then slowly released it. So I felt the weight gradually increasingly, till BAM!!! full weight!
BAM!!!!! shocked

. I opened my eyes AGAIN.
Ah! If I'm just opening my eyes now, what did I open before?
And everything became usual normal sound and light and hearing and weight.
Took a while to realise the 50kg rice weight was the weight of MY OWN BODY. I had separated from my body for a short period.

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Nairaland General › Re: Have You Ever Had A Near Death Experience? by uuzba(m): 3:22pm On May 09, 2020

Petacephas:
Some comments here are just funny. Near death experience simply means state of being in the other world. An unconscious state. Not some crooked story. That's how people fail exams. They ask one thing you start narrating another subject matter.

So you nko? What's your story?
Or you like me to come and give you NDE?

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Nairaland General › Re: Have You Ever Had A Near Death Experience? by uuzba(m): 3:08pm On May 09, 2020*

Heineken:
Yes. The day I mistakenly entered a very deep well..God is real.

Did you come out of the well? Or you are still there?

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Nairaland General › Re: Have You Ever Had A Near Death Experience? by uuzba(m): 2:56pm On May 09, 2020

Well, as a kid, many years ago, I went to badagry beach with my dad. Just two of us. We did the usuall Nigerian thing. Stand there and allow the waves beat our legs. It was fun. I didn't look at the water and got distracted.
And then, one big wave came and hit us. It covered me head to toe. And I was suspended in the water. My feet were just flying in slow motion. But my dad held unto my hand throughout and he remained rooted on the ground. He held unto me as the wave was trying to drag me out to the sea. It didn't succeed. The water cleared, and dad just took us to higher ground. We didn't talk about it. I didn't really feel scared or anything. If I had died, I would have died na!?
I still remember the incident but haven't told anyone.

I still wonder how we Nigerians will be dying inside small wave while these oyibo people will be jumping right inside the biggest wave they can find.

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Politics › Re: Frank Okiye: How I Recovered From COVID-19 Without Infecting Anybody by uuzba(m): 6:38am On May 08, 2020

Infested?
Is he a cockroach?

Travel › Re: Car Crushes Man Making Video Call To Girlfriend On Abeokuta-Siun-Sagamu Express by uuzba(m): 5:23pm On May 07, 2020

moorevic:
how did they know it was his girllfriend?

Somebody that will make you do video call so tey you no dey look road again.
That cannot be your father.

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Foreign Affairs › Re: SA Parliament Zoom Meeting Hacked With Porn Images, Racial Abuse by uuzba(m): 3:09pm On May 07, 2020

Golan007:
Not funny.

Is it not that their stupid culture where women would open breast and be dancing village dance.
They still do that nonsense till today.
Oya now, Oyibo has turned the whole thing to pornography
As if we here in Nigeria don't have culture. And we cover ourselves well.

Health › Re: COVID-19: Oyo Discharges 2, Catches 1 Escapee As Another Absconds To The North by uuzba(m): 1:55pm On May 07, 2020

tolimaxman:
This is to notify the General public that I have disown this country Nigeria.

So what are you doing here without visa? As a foreigner, you can't just be living here and using our money.
Immigration service will come and send out of Nigeria territory. You have 4 choices
1. Benin Republic
2. Niger Republic
3. Chad
4. Cameroon
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They can also put you on a boat and push it into the Atlantic Ocean.

Family › Re: Wife Sent Packing For Questioning Husband Over Her Mother-in-law's Visit by uuzba(m): 1:42pm On May 07, 2020

instinct57vm:
Uncle this happened for real and there are even alot more ridiculous happenings in marriages.
If you think its cooked up still then no offence you will learn with time. Life na stage by stage

This marriage is ended na.
The man does not love his wife. Can she force him to love her?
He hates her, beat her up and sent her packing. What again doea she want?
Let her stay somewhere else.
She can file for divorce in court. She made a mistake marrying the idiot

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Family › Re: Wife Sent Packing For Questioning Husband Over Her Mother-in-law's Visit by uuzba(m): 1:38pm On May 07, 2020

Georgekyrian:
My own opinion, the New woman the brother brought while coming will becomes your friend's husband new wife. Since the mother of the man support the break up I think things will never change unless by miracle. Those kind of man that easily allow there mom to control them can hardly get turn over on there decision. Tell your friend to get a new apartment and move on with her life. If she has a property in the man's house then she should use soldiers and go pick them all

Simple

Family › Re: Wife Sent Packing For Questioning Husband Over Her Mother-in-law's Visit by uuzba(m): 1:36pm On May 07, 2020

northvietnam:
For ur small mind abi

What are you all arguing about sef? The marriage is over na.
The man sent his wife away. Should the woman force herself back into the house when she doesn't like the relatives AND the man sent her away again?
Because of how much rent money?
Forget the money.
Marriage is ended.

Computers › Re: HP 650 Sold! Sold!! by uuzba(m): 9:20pm On May 06, 2020

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Career › Re: I Feel Cheated By This Company. Please Advise by uuzba(m): 6:40pm On May 05, 2020

Lorenzop:
Stories like this are heart breaking and sadly this won't be the last. Guys brace up. Embrace the power of the internet and make consistent income from trading online. It's purely trading.
Search on telegram for

Bang The Options

How is the story heart breaking?
He applied for job and they gave him. Is it heart breaking?
The whole world went on lock down and you were not hear broken that time.
Now they paid just fraction of your salary and you are complaining? If they didn't pay nko?
The company is unable to function. It cannot make any money. Should they steal the money to pay you?
Did you know that the whole world will go on lockdown in January 2020?
Shey all of us were dancing, "Happy new year"...nobody in this world knew such kind of calamity would happen this year. And nobody planned for it.
Even pilots cannot fly any airplane again.

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Career › Re: I Feel Cheated By This Company. Please Advise by uuzba(m): 6:36pm On May 05, 2020

adexpa:
Oga, face the reality and pack yourself together, if you need to apply for another job you better prepare your cv and start pushing it out and if is to learn new thing. Nigeria is a lawless country, forget about all this questions you are asking, the company has decided and that is the final.
Best of God in your next phase.

Na wa o. The guy tire me.
Is the company Father Christmas, to be dashing him full salary, when the company itself is unable to make any money?

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Career › Re: I Feel Cheated By This Company. Please Advise by uuzba(m): 6:33pm On May 05, 2020

iHart:
I don't really get this sacking of a thing. Why don't they suspend the staff? When things return to normal, the reabsorb them. Or are they saying they will start afresh to recruit and train staff when things get back to normal?

Yes, that's what they are saying

If you are the MD of the company, will you even want to pay staff any salary, when your company is doing nothing? The company is not able to do business to generate it's money. Nobody ever envisaged this kind of covid-19 thing where the entire world is on lockdown. No flight, no hospital, no anything.

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Family › Re: Help: My Father Is Killing My Mom Gradually by uuzba(m): 1:59pm On May 05, 2020

Evercurious:
REALLY? Victim indeed

Are you in their house? Who made you judge?
You only heard one child's story
Do you even know the one the child does?.
What concerns you with trying to separate their family now?
Go and marry your own and let the complaining kid go and marry his own.
Leave the mum and dad to take care of each other

Family › Re: Help: My Father Is Killing My Mom Gradually by uuzba(m): 1:52pm On May 05, 2020

Popebliss:
Pathetic as your mother's case may sound, l'll tell you straight up, you aren't alone in this fight. But it's late now trying to drive some sense into your dad's head, as the undesirable attitude he has, can't be unlearned again after many years of being overlooked by your mom(Most of our mothers failed to force our fathers to be responsible early enough, something most of the new breed wives don't joke with, hence ,they're reaping good results). Your mom's life is precious, so do all you can with your siblings to take good care of your mother, if possible ,take her somewhere your father won't be able to reach her let alone compound her woes. Good luck!

Your mum's life is precious? Your father's life is not precious?
Who made you judge over the guy's family?

A man shall leave his father and mother and cling to his wife and the two shall become one..

Bible does not say, a man should carry his mother and run...

As he has hand to buy phone and rant online, let him pack his load and leave his parents house.
They are their own couple.he. He and his siblings should go and marry their own and take care of their wives and stop putting hand in another person's marriage
I will not be the one to tell him to destroy his own family. No matter what his dad is doing, that is his mum's business to judge. And not his business.

Health › Re: COVID-19: We Will Lock Down Again If Cases Rise — NCDC by uuzba(m): 8:35am On May 05, 2020

helinues:
Confused set of people..

What exactly are the effects of the lockdown when the cases are increasing daily?

Increase fast or increase slow.
We feel that lockdown makes it increase slow or not
And opening up, can make it increase fast. So let's see and know whether we lock down again or not.

Business › Re: Lagosians Struggle To Enter FCMB Bank As Lockdown Eases (Video) by uuzba(m): 3:56pm On May 04, 2020

Moorkingbird1:
I won't be surprised, when Lagos covid cases skyrocket..

Shey we will see NCDC results this night.

Crime › Re: Northern Girls Trafficked To Enugu, Raped, Impregnated, Babies Sold - Al-Jazeera by uuzba(m): 3:52pm On May 04, 2020

StubbornGENIUS:
All this yoruba guys and their sentimental reasoning should remember that Lagos has the highest number of sex workers and HIV carriers in Nigeria

Lagos has the highest number of foreigners. Europeans. Going to night clubs, hotels, beaches. And seeking these kind of girls. And the girls tell their friends to join
Whose fault?

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Education › Re: Edo University Begins Second Semester Online by uuzba(m): 10:53am On Apr 27, 2020

tillaman:
Very noble of the school,
Other schools should follow the trend too

Shey you will buy data for all the students?
And run 24/7 electricity in their homes?

Politics › Re: Lockdown: Ongoing Protest In My Area, At Ibeju Lekki by uuzba(m): 10:46am On Apr 27, 2020

isthatso:
They burn tyre on a highway, weaken the road, when it rains potholes develop and they die from accidents due to bad roads. Mhen I need to leave this country and it’s buffoons!

I will follow you.
When are you leaving?

Politics › Re: Lockdown: Ongoing Protest In My Area, At Ibeju Lekki by uuzba(m): 10:43am On Apr 27, 2020

mopol123:
Which area is this?

Politics › Re: Lockdown: Ongoing Protest In My Area, At Ibeju Lekki by uuzba(m): 10:39am On Apr 27, 2020

Wolgrace:
You say what??

Crime › Re: Father Arrested For Raping His 13-Year-Old Daughter In Akwa Ibom (Photos) by uuzba(m): 9:08am On Apr 27, 2020

Kobicove:
We have some mentally depraved people in our society!

And the solution?
Because more and more people are falling into this.
And don't claim innocent here
There are many on this Nairaland that joke and play with sex.
Every sex outside marriage is wrong.
Now you know
If someone cannot control their sexual urge outside marriage, then you are not better than this man .

Health › Re: 91 New Cases Of COVID-19 Reported, Total 1273, 239 Discharged, 40 Deaths by uuzba(m): 7:18am On Apr 27, 2020

Unekwunice:
I observe your comment with kin interest. I remember when America was less than 2,000 cases a few weeks ago. Also have you thought of their health care system which is about 30years ahead of us if not more?

With this report and our careless ways, we are in a much worse situation.

American was formed in 1776 and they invented every gadget they have by themselves. No importation of anything
Nigeria was formed in 1914.
138 years age gap. Plus every damn thing here is imported from somewhere else.
How can American health care be 30years ahead of Nigeria?
Add like 1000 years more, 1030 years ahead.
Remember, they invent everything they have.

Health › Re: 91 New Cases Of COVID-19 Reported, Total 1273, 239 Discharged, 40 Deaths by uuzba(m): 7:12am On Apr 27, 2020

iswallker:
OH people stay home in a war...

And watch TV right..

You must be kidding..

Oya go out and run about in circles.
Did they drop hot yam inside your pant that your yansh is scratching you?
The whole world is sitting at home. What business do you think you can do without anybody?

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Health › Re: 91 New Cases Of COVID-19 Reported, Total 1273, 239 Discharged, 40 Deaths by uuzba(m): 7:08am On Apr 27, 2020

glowingflame7:
We carried out just 10,918 tests. And we have 1273 cases. Note that majority of the tests carried out are for the rich and symptomatic. It is very sad news. Ghana has carried out over 100,000 tests.

They tested.
They didn't tested.
You.
Are you sick? No? Why not wash hands, cover nose and social distance?

Health › Re: 91 New Cases Of COVID-19 Reported, Total 1273, 239 Discharged, 40 Deaths by uuzba(m): 7:05am On Apr 27, 2020

rotadeco27:
This lockdown is not working!

Oya don't lockdown again

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