₦airaland Forum

deddypiper:
Man's inhumanity to his fellow man, Just because he's black, this is highly unfair

All black people should just pack their load and leave America.
What's all this nonsense? E don do.

Mutaultope:
We want to be technically advance like the western world

Instead of meeting with family members , we do it on Facebook, Whatsapp and others

BUT THE WESTERN WORLD KEPT SOME CULTURES THAT TECHNOLOGY CAN'T TAKE AWAY .

I. e .

THANKSGIVING

Each family can set up its own rules of annual meeting. Find a venue and all relatives meet there.
Since village is not it for anybody....Kukuma meet in a camp, somewhere with cheap accommodation. Spend a whole weekend together. I weekend out of the 52 weekends of the year.

Hathor5:


We should all do lots of happy things.

There's this movie by Steve Martin. He took his family to a camp and they played games against the other families..
That was white people style.
We too are now bound to copy such camping activities. If you like laugh. We are the ones losing out, becoming strangers to our own families.

xcabczyxabczzzz:
The banks also very corrupt.

Exactly.
It is very easy for the banks to have done bvn search and found this result long ago. They could have quickly handed over such info to relevant authorities.

Changethechain:
BROTHER GET A PERMANENT RESTRAINING ORDER AGAINST HER....THAT WOMEN WILL MANIPULATE THE SYSTEM, KICK YOU OUT OF YOUR HOUSE AND BRING A MAN TO LIVE THERE..IF YOU LIKE DONT USE YOUR HEAD...THIS HAS HAPPENED TO A LOT OF OUR BROTHER

Your advice is very strong for a one sided story.
Let the wife come and tell her own side and you will be giving opposite advice
Always beware of judging couples until you've heard from both of them

zabuur:
When should the government have declared public holiday? Same day the holiday starts?

That you've been in your house since March, is not public holiday for you?
I hope you and not going anywhere on that day.
Stay under your bed.
Social distancing.

Buffalo2:
That not grasscutter, it's big rat (okete). Crasscutters don't have tails

And the picture of your grass cutter?

Atlanticfire:
OP is educated yet he fail to realise that grass cutter is a rat and can transmit dangerous virus infection to humans.

Covid 20 loading

Lassa fever as bonus

Cook the meat well.
Bacteria and viruses do not survive under heat.

The chicken that you eat, does the chicken take a bath every morning?

donbachi:
No president can fix nigeria except the masses.

He should have just said that during campaign time instead of carrying us round and round express road without destination.

Stephenomozzy:
Sometimes eh, the exaggerated "facts" that are given to these archaeological findings, makes science look like Superstitions!

Awon 110million years!

How a dating-analysis system of less than 200 years old is able to make a hundred million years prediction begs a lot of question! AI learns from data, how many data did they get from earth at 100+ million years ago to teach these machines accurately

Carbon dating. It is an acurate scientific process.

I am really sorry for this generation.
You picked up Android phone 5 years ago, browse social media and gather some random disjointed facts.
Next thing you think you are a god and know all knowledge. Without reading any single book from beginning to end.

The English you are even speaking/writing right now was given to you by someone else. English language came in existence around 1000AD. We are in 2020AD now.

kanmi4gold:
You have to get mature with the wife of your youth,If you quit now then you are weak,be strong bro,talk it over with her.

All these issues could have bee discussed in a proper marriage course.
But you people won't do marriage course before marriage. Just carry somebody from express road and marry.
Now see it.
Be sincere with yourselves before marriage. Open your mouth and talk. Don't be too desperate before marriage pray more
Because how a person is, is how they will remain.
Guy is even begging his wife for money again. So he's really messing up. The women would start to draw graph for you. You're complaining of timetable.

ceeroh:
Trying to imagine how Lagos NCDC result would look like tomorrow... Two weeks don complete

Hmm. My body has been doing me somehow since Thursday. Seriously. Like Malaria....

gift2xl:
I have better things to cry for not this Shit hole.

But your here using our money
Let them deport you to Chad first.

FlordFlorez:
When Nigeria was still working. Now, it has developed so many faults that are yet to be repair.

We spent all our money importing goods instead of building up industries and exporting goods.
The petrol we have, we refused to learn how to refine it. We export the crude oil. Oyibo will refine it, then we buy it back at the price that Oyibo says we should buy it ..
Our own oil again!?
Now all the planes have spoilt, and there's no industries to repair it. No money to even call Oyibo to come and repair it. Shey we allowed them to be dictating price for us...
Mumuness of the highest order
Now all the graduates and jobless and directionless. Kidnaping each other to make money for buy phone.

comshots:
Source's of his money?

Source
Agberos and areaboys who beat up motorists for money
Since Lagos state cannot get rid of such persons, they have indirectly empowered them .

No picture?
Corona people no dey snap selfie again?
Abi Corona virus dey kill phone battery?

Some others outside the world

Doyou2019:
Could be because NCDC doesn't double test patoents anymore once they have tested negative. Afterwards, they just send you home. We need more bedspace.

Discharged people can still get the virus again and spread it again. So one shouldn't be feeling confident because he has recovered.

operotimi:
igbo and erosion are like 5&6.....

So the tribe resides in an erosion prone area. So what?

Reference:
Creature from the black lagoon. No words to describe such a beast.

AND the woman married him
She used her own head and eyes to see him, and marry him by herself.

You, do you know your spouse? Better go and pray now with your spouse to God so that neither you nor your spouse will change to beast and kill each other.

sassysure:
He will be arrested but this is Nigeria.
I pray a woman handles his case.
He will rot in jail.

Wonder what the lady saw in him.
Disgusting fellow

A woman handle his case? Why not a man? Why should the justice be different depending on who the judge is?

LibertyRep:
Then Nigeria Government and indeed Africa should return the favor

Stop long-Drinking for imported goods. They are made in China. We've made ourselves their slaves dependent on all their goods. Now you want to make yanga? After they've known your long throat?

SeverusSnape:
Let's do the same to them. These Chinese are so annoying.

The pant that covers your nyash right now is made in ...... ?

Fasindo:



Not surprise.

Mosque isn't actually a praying center but a terrorist recruitment center.

Eradicate Islam from the world and the world will be Paradise on earth

So all the Muslim people should just stop being Muslim just like that? Like magic?
And you think their body will not worry them to start again?
Oya go and start preaching to them one by one to change their mind. And which message are you going to preach to them?

Dinirojones:
Why won’t they flee ........when ur isolation centers are death traps itself

So what should happen now?
Sick people should be left to roam about any how they like?
The people that will die will still die. People will be dropping dead, on the road, market, inside car .. anywhere.

Robnectar:
this is d real NDE here, others nah trash, same happened to me last 2months ago

Well take am easy.
It hasn't done me again since then. I experienced it in 2005.

Melian:
Was going to share my near death experience when I saw the topic but...nonsense thread..when the op herself doesn't know the meaning of near-death experience.

Share it still

kingxsamz:
But Tbh, these aren't near death experience.

Ok, what about this.
I was alone in a room, listening to some nice classical music. It was a Sunday, after church. I lay on the carpet to enjoy my Sunday afternoon sleep. I lay on my front. The radio was still playing the music and I was just listening with one ear.
After a while, I can't tell how long, I became awake. But the sound of the radio was as if they blocked my ear. It was muffled. I couldn't hear it sharply. But I was sha still hearing something. I was confused.
I raised up my right arm from the ground. It was very light. Also, it was looking whitish and transparent like tracing paper. Haba!? Kilode? I've not seen this one before O. My eyes were not very clear. I knew I was in the room but I couldn't see anything sharply. I started shaking my hand very well in front of my face. It was just light and free. I was also feeling some how light. I didn't want to stand up. I didn't even know how to stand up. After about 1 or 2 minutes, i felt a great big weight press on my "back"? Or in my body? As if someone carried 50kg sack of rice and gently placed it on my back then slowly released it. So I felt the weight gradually increasingly, till BAM!!! full weight!
BAM!!!!! . I opened my eyes AGAIN.
Ah! If I'm just opening my eyes now, what did I open before?
And everything became usual normal sound and light and hearing and weight.
Took a while to realise the 50kg rice weight was the weight of MY OWN BODY. I had separated from my body for a short period.

Petacephas:
Some comments here are just funny. Near death experience simply means state of being in the other world. An unconscious state. Not some crooked story. That's how people fail exams. They ask one thing you start narrating another subject matter.

So you nko? What's your story?
Or you like me to come and give you NDE?

Heineken:
Yes. The day I mistakenly entered a very deep well..God is real.

Did you come out of the well? Or you are still there?

Well, as a kid, many years ago, I went to badagry beach with my dad. Just two of us. We did the usuall Nigerian thing. Stand there and allow the waves beat our legs. It was fun. I didn't look at the water and got distracted.
And then, one big wave came and hit us. It covered me head to toe. And I was suspended in the water. My feet were just flying in slow motion. But my dad held unto my hand throughout and he remained rooted on the ground. He held unto me as the wave was trying to drag me out to the sea. It didn't succeed. The water cleared, and dad just took us to higher ground. We didn't talk about it. I didn't really feel scared or anything. If I had died, I would have died na!?
I still remember the incident but haven't told anyone.

I still wonder how we Nigerians will be dying inside small wave while these oyibo people will be jumping right inside the biggest wave they can find.

Infested?
Is he a cockroach?