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rentAcock:
My name is Dick, my parents thought it was a cool name after hearing it from an American movie, needless to say that I was teased throughout my school days and I think it is part of the reason I'm currently in my line of business. I wish I can change it.

Nobody laughed at Charles Dickens.
What of Americans that their surname is Dick?
....and they joined the army....
....and were promoted.... From General Dick, to Major Dick (I got this from Quora website). Laugh and be shot. It's how you control yourself.

megacity:
YES


I didnt like my names so I changed my middle name and surname some years ago. The only reason I kept my first name was to maintain some sort of link with my former name

Since then I have had all manner of issues! Once I gained admission to a postgraduate program in a university in this country and they almost didnt allow me to register because according to the associate dean (a prof), a man cannot change two names! According to the prof, the best they would do was to register me in my former name since my first degree certificate bears that name!

My forefathers coined those name based the limited knowledge they had back then and the names are not like godly. If after being a Christian for many years I cannot find the guts to correct the mistakes of my forefathers, I should be considered a failure

The Christianity I know, when one decides to join the family of God, you are baptised of water and the Holy Spirit. Before your Baptism, you are given the opportunity of chosing a Christian name. A name of a Saint (Somebody who died and the church knows that person is in heaven), John, James, Mary, Martha,,, etc.
Later in life, you would do a confirmation, a process of stating that you are a confirmed soldier of Christ. You are also given the opportinity to chose another Christian name. So a person can have 2 Crhistian names and just stop anwering a traditional name if you feel bad about it. Your surname remains, linking you to your family.

AllenSpencer:
May God no allow me marry pig O

Twins and triplet, God SEF won kill person ni

E no even look the man condition

God knows his condition exactly. God wants the man closer to him.
When Solomon was given King work, guy was just confused. He didn't know what to do. So he asked God for wisdom. God gave him the wisdom. This is not time to run from God. This is time to run TO God, and do whatever he tells you without any giving God shakara or conditions.

Zhegx:
As a man you must have self-control. Dunno what happened but either way it's wrong to lay your hands on a woman. Some have very sharp mouths that can pierce your soul and make you hate the day you were born. If you marry such a woman and she begins to display, walk away. This one looks quiet though. May she rip. Really sad for the child.

This is why courtship without sex is needed before marriage and commitment. Each of you can display your madness ahead of time without any children so you can decide if you still want to enter church and wed or go separate ways.

Tbaby4real:
When we tell them to run for their dear life, they will say we are promoting divorce................See what you cause the little baby. I am sure this is not his first time of beating you. You decided to wait, fast and pray and wear red pants. See how that help. I am so upset right now. No violence man deserves a woman in his life

So the child should not have father now? Every child deserves their Original Father and Original Mother. The man made a mistake. He must live with it and his child. That is his headache not your own.
There are enough abandoned children in orphanages you can accomodate.

Tbaby4real:
Mistake? Someone that just gave birth. Was he supposed to beat her in the first place? May he rot in jial my His grace.

So baby will not have father and mother? Even though father is alive?
Una wey dey take your parents for granted.

rentAcock:
I will never believe a one sided story on the internet, what does the husband have to say?

Well, we are warned about this during marriage course, before wedding.
When you meet your wife, she's a babe. Your all and all.
The moment she gives birth, she becomes baby's all and all. Her attention goes to baby. Breast, that you thought was for you will enter baby's mouth O, 24/7. Not all men can take this. Maturity is needed. Some marriages break because of this imbalance of attention. The man can feel left out.

Quality20:
good only chaste men n women are 2 b married

After entering the Televised ashawo house? His chaste now abi?

dominique:
I remember Efe Sodje from 2002 world cup in Korea/Japan, the guy with the green bandana. Why did they have to do that naa

London with E confusion. The guy has drifted away from God. He no check him conscience again.

marvin906:
May ogun strike your useless mouth

Ogun does not exist. So nothing will happen to the guy's mouth.

alizma:
his 2018 sins has brought him shame in 2019. God protect us from irrelevant actions that will bring shame, including attacking Buhari Unnecessarily. amen

Foolish trick. You make 2 statements. One good and one foolish. You then expect people to click "Like" based on the good statement, and then implying they agree with the second useless statement.
I don catch you

presidentatiku1:
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Guy, as illiterate as the northerners are, the typical guy there has catapult, dagger, bow and arrow or one useless dane gun. Locally made things that don't need importation. No customs check etc..
All these he can use without police arresting him, We in the south are so educated that we have nothing.
As you are, can you confidently argue with Aboki? Are you confident and sure the guy doesn't have one poisoned suya stick somewhere in his cloth to chook you?
Nna, na fear-fear dey allow us give them chance O.

ItzBIM:
Jonathan was controlled by cabals and Godfathers, Sowore has none.

Vote wisely

He might be young and intellectual, but who is protecting him? Let "them" not go and give him Apple to eat like Abacha. We go come dey hear one kind news.

juncheng:
The worst part is that, in Nigeria, the leaders won't even build the prisons, they don't care.

They don't care because the people can't do them anything.
The people are so disunited fighting each other on ethnic/religious grounds that they fail to join forces and hold their government accountable.

ajalawole:
those guys above me.......................

Is it "Like" you are looking for? You haven't said anything.

Commendable. But one more step remains. Like every other major city in the world, there needs to be emissions control. Discouraging pertrol/diesel vehicles in the city and promoting electric ones. Because, this place, as fine as e reach, black smoke go full am O. Carry white hanky there first.
What good is chilling there when black smoke from buses and passing vehicles can splash on your face.

When I joined my current employment, I didn't know anything about networking. All those things were just connected to each other and giving errors anyhow. So I got myself a copy of Networking for Dummies and learnt how to identify and differentiate between switches routers. I later learnt how data flows from one PC to another and what to do and check if expected data is slow or does not arrive.

doshe39:
Tell me your past that you have slept with uncountable men and did abortion.I no go even wait wear my shoe

It's a pity that people go about doing one bad thing and bragging about it. Now, when they marry, their conscience will be worrying them like OP.
Just follow God and don't do that thing until you marry. Keep yourself pure for your marriage. There will be nothing to fear or be ashamed of.

LONGPREEK:
not all partners o. personally i dont give a Bleep about a girl's past. my present fiancee was a real freak. i twisted her little brain till she told me every thing she did, she told me how she was gangbanged several times. she told me how she was bleeped in cars, toilets and some public places, she told me what exactly she did, like sucking, anal etc. yes i am still gonna marry her even after knowing all that. just imagin if you get to tell that to some guys, the relationship don end be that na. no one should quote me please

Hope your kids will not get to learn that their mother is a basket.

ashawopikin:
if u don't "really have a bad past" wetin u wan narrate

She has a bad past and conscience is worrying her. That's why she's asking us.

ahamadegr8:
If you have better things to work on I don't think telling him ur past is okay... What will it change, why bringing it up now? Why didn't u tell him during ur courtship.
Do u remembered when he asked u to tell him about itself.... Yeah that would have been de right time to do that.
.....let de past rest joooooooo, no trouble DAT innocent soul

Well, I agree with 1/2. Courtship is the time to tlak about everything and you both knowingly bury your mistakes.
But this lady sounds like she pretended all was over. Now, married, her mind is disturbing her. She will forver look over her shoulders. She better lie down one the ground now, open her mouth and confess anything she's hiding. Because the courtship no complete O.

Expensive2000:
No try am

When you were doing "one tin" with something upandan. Cold catch you now. You dey fear to talk about past.

DanDeeBoss:
I have no time to narrate my past to anyone..... Talk less of a partner

People who couldn't keep their "dis tin" inside their pant...always avoid talking about their past.

WeRblessed:
Can't believe people still carry huge cash around in Nigeria

Can't believe, can't believe, can't believe.
...people with no degree will be the ones leading all the first class degree book people...
...people purchasing electronic devices and tying their lives to it, yet have no steady electricity to power all the devices...

michealdeco:
it's actually a Nigerian shepherd dog
Cheers

Unfortunately, for some strange reason, we don't have shepherds in Nigeria. Only herds men.

Danelo:
Let our calabar brothers taste the meat...they'll tell us the breed.

Chinese people too eat dog and cat. And they don't send anybody.

Ogcruz:
BROSS what you have here is a Tibetan mastiff ooo
2million naira nae de dere o
Take care of m well o

Tibet no be one cold mountain place? See all the hair for the body to protect against cold. Make Naija heat no kill the dog.

Goalnaldo:
Youths are not patient these days. I doubt if up to 30% of people on this thread read that till finish.

Mobile phone is not a good gadget for reading long boring news. You have so many notifications poping about. That's why Ebook readers with black and white ink were invented.

CDCEO001:
Can anyone summarize this? Ain't got time... Lol

Someone trying to claim that 2 Hausa women have same finger print. Some bullshit about tooth ache.

Born2Breed:
Wow...same finger print. I have seen twins more identical than these but the finger print. They have proven science wrong.

Fake.
Whoever wrote the story just wants cheap popularity. Long useless story. If the finger print is thesame, go and write science journal and show all the whole Oyibos. They will be very interested. Since such a discovery easily affectes modern electronic gadgets, laptops, phones, voting machine etc, that rely on finger print identification.

DrTee1:
If you'll consider my perspective Ma'am:

I think people should go into relationships without a sense of entitlement. See your partner as you'll see your brother or friend of the same gender.

Give as much as you get, even if you are the female partner. Indeed, it may be better to even give more than you demand or receive.

Never consider sex as a gift or favour. Both parties enjoy intercourse and no party is doing the other a favour by having sex.

Always consider leaving a permanent positive impression ok your partner - and that has nothing to do with cash or sexual activity. Why? There would always be people with cash and sex - but there wouldn't always be alternatives with the positive character imprints you've left on the psyche of a partner.

To love another person is to open oneself up to being hurt, naturally, so there is no point guarding yourself perfectly and expecting the other party to win you entirely over. A romantic relationship is often a consensual arrangement between two adults who are equals in the eye of the law.

If we have been hurt by our parents and siblings, and sometimes, for the married ones, by our children, then people going into relationships must know the their partners might consciously or unconsciously hurt us at times. We must patiently continue to work at the relationship by communicating until the very end. That's how friends should behave. That's how families do.

Until communication breaks down irretrievably on the basis of irreconcilable character differences, each party must work very hard at the relationship A relationship must never be parasitic.

Finally, if a man or lady dumps a partner with a VISION for another with a TELEVISION (or car, cash, dress sense), such person would eventually watch the abandoned ex with a vision on his/her wife/husband's television in the fullness of time.

Do not have any sex in any relationship. Sex is reservered for married couples. It is for procreation, bringing new human beings into this world. This is a serious commitment. Sex outside of marriage is fornication, a sin.
So many have been decieved to thinking that sex is some fun activity to be had between any two adults. No, only married couples. Do this and spare the world of so many sad stories, scandals, heart aches, abandoned children, fatherless, motherless, dumped babies, abortion centres.
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Do your relationship. Learn your lesson. Do not have sex until you are married and committed.

ybalogs:
I sat with my friend in a well-known porridge shop in a neighbouring town of Venice (Italy), the city of lights and water.

As we enjoyed our porridge, a man entered and sat at an empty table beside us.

He called the waiter and placed his order saying,

‘Two cups of porridge, one here, one on the wall.’

We heard this strange order with interest and observed that he was served with one cup of porridge but he paid for two.

As soon as he left, the waiter pasted a piece of paper on the wall saying

‘A Cup of porridge’.

While we were still there, two other men entered and ordered three cups of porridge, two on the table and one on the wall.

They had the two cups of porridge but paid for three and left.

This time also, the waiter did the same; he pasted a piece of paper on the wall saying, ‘A Cup of Porridge’.

It was something unique and perplexing for us.

We finished our porridge, paid the bill and left.

After a few days, we had a chance to go to this porridge shop again.

While we were enjoying our porridge, a poorly dressed man entered.

As he seated himself, he looked at the wall and said, 'One cup of porridge from the wall'.

The waiter served porridge to this man with the customary respect and dignity.

The man had his porridge and left without paying.

We were amazed to watch all this, as the waiter took off a piece of paper from the wall and threw it in the dust bin.

Now it was no surprise for us – the matter was very clear.

The great respect for the needy shown by the inhabitants of this town made our eyes well up in tears.

Ponder upon the need of what this man wanted...

He enters the porridge shop without having to lower his self-esteem…

he has no need to ask for a free cup of porridge…

without asking or knowing about the one who is giving this cup of porridge to him.

He only looked at the wall, placed an order for himself, enjoyed his porridge and left.

Probably the most beautiful wall you may ever see will be our wall of good deeds on the Day of Judgement.

This is what is Charity when you give from one hand & other hand does not know about it.

May the Almighty help us all to spend for the poor and the needy.
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So it's when you went to Venice that you saw Charity? Is only Oyibo that do charity in this world? Abi you didn't even travle anywhere and just copied and pasted this story from one forwared email?