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Crime › Re: Abusive Lady Stabs Her Neighbor To Death In Lagos by uuzba(m): 4:18pm On Jan 18, 2019
Governordeb:
Only in such kind of environment will u hear of such issues FREQUENTLY.
Your environment matters alot to you and your family.
RIP to the dead
Everybody does not have the money to live in better environment like Banana Island or VGC and everybody does not have the courage or money to start afresh, clearing a bush. Sometimes it isn't easy or practicable to change one's environment. One needs wisdom and pravers to manage it.
On this site, I have never seen any undergraduate students, cleaning up, and reparing their hostels. There are many threads (stories) of students complaining about disgusting environment that THEY created from themselves out of their own dirtiness.
Education › Re: Crawford University Staff Shaving A Student’s Beard In Igbesa by uuzba(m): 1:56pm On Jan 18, 2019
dochenaj:
Those shouting "try this in saner climes and be sued", you have to realize that somewhere in their code of conduct they might have specified that long beards is unacceptable within the school compounds. And it is a breach for any student to walk about with long beards.
Well, if that is the case, then let those who want to attend abide by the rules. But never should anyone say it is because it is a Christian University. Jesus Christ did not condemn beard. He had beard, so did St Joseph his eathly dad and all the apostles and early Christians. Shaving of beared is only a common fashion not a religious obligation.
Education › Re: Crawford University Staff Shaving A Student’s Beard In Igbesa by uuzba(m): 1:50pm On Jan 18, 2019
Dpharisee:
Keep to their rules and you will be fine, its a Christian school with their ethics. Thats why you have variety of universities to choose from
And all the apostles of Jesus Christ, and Jesus Christ himself didn't have beard abi?
...and behold, no razor shall touch his face...

You didn't read that part in the Bible?
Travel › Re: Inside Lufasi Nature Park, Lekki-Epe Expressway (Photos) by uuzba(m): 1:43pm On Jan 18, 2019
seedsower:
Education is good sha, otherwise why will I leave my village come lagos go pay someone to enter bush?
Well, Lagos can be a stressed up place filled with criminals and other problems. That's why such a place like this exists for relaxation.
Unfortunately, the OP and friends entered traffic jam to get here. And after chilling out, enter traffic jam to get back home.
Family › Re: Man Dies One Month After His Wedding In Plateau State (Photos) by uuzba(m): 3:11pm On Jan 17, 2019
May his soul rest in peace.

After his wedding, before his wedding.
Is wedding a certificate to enter news?
Politics › Re: Tiffany Trump And Boyfriend, Michael Boulos Step Out Together In London by uuzba(m): 10:08am On Jan 17, 2019
When they marry, will we be invited? Don't just be answering Nigerian in comments. We need real action.
Crime › Re: Young Men Steal Panties In Benin, Caught And Forced To Burn Them. Photos by uuzba(m): 10:39pm On Jan 16, 2019
SirLakes:
They won't change, shuda served them jungle huh
Sidon behind phone screen and condemn other Nigerians. Well done. No where in the world is there a death penalty for stealing.
Crime › Re: Young Men Steal Panties In Benin, Caught And Forced To Burn Them. Photos by uuzba(m): 10:37pm On Jan 16, 2019
Almaiga:
The Youth in Edo no longer want to work. They only want to make money overnight. Funny enough, the society applaud them when they make money comes.
The shine-shine pictures of flashy life styles that they have seen on social media has scattered their thinking.
Crime › Re: Nigerian Ladies Take Drastic Action Against Existing And Intending Pant Bandits by uuzba(m): 10:11pm On Jan 16, 2019
jamesyobs:
wat all this pants stuff ehh make i hia wod
There were two black pants, sitting on the fence
One named Chigozie, the other named Titilayo.
...
Politics › Re: MC Oluomo Discharged From Lagos Hospital (Photos) by uuzba(m): 8:14pm On Jan 16, 2019
bammy00:
I've never wished that anyone died but sometimes I just wish all these thugs something bad.
Always try to put yourself in their shoes. We can make easy statements like, "Idiot. They should go to school and learn work instead of thug life". But all of us who went to school, do we all have work?
Health › Re: 4 Reasons Why Rats Are Always In Your House by uuzba(m): 1:57pm On Jan 16, 2019
luminouz:
U are so fvcking wrong...
The worst is bedbug infestation... U will be driven mad prematurely,always waking up at odd hours, eyes squinting,nose quivering,skin itching,all so u could have a go at these mudafuvking pests who suck ur blood sneakily and disappear so frustratingly. U crush one and even though u feel a sense of accomplishment,the stench is enough to make you gag,n there are about a 1000 more sneaking peeks at you somewhere somehow....
You rush and buy Baygon,Raid or whateverdafuq the pesticide is called,flit the shiit outta your room and wait outside for a while singing lullabies under your breath. Poor thing!!! You don't know that shiit don't work,a lesson you learn that very night!!!
The disgrace dey give u when sighted on ur clothes or bag or shoe can never be gauged. Disgust,shame and outright horror greet u from all eyes and more than once,you will feel the urge to commit suicide!!!!

And the worst part is,those fvckers are Hermaphrodites,they don't need a male or female to reproduce,they got everything they need to fvck u up and make new babies and ur horror continues.


So having rats is bliss compared to bedbug...they make life a literal hell for you
Live a simple life. If bed bugs are disturbing you, they are probably chilling in the mattress.
Remove the mattress and dry under the sun for a couple of days. You will not die, if you lie down on the ground. I personally have serious back ache and have done without a mattress for more than 4 years. Buy a light foam of N4000 and place untop of the wood under your bed if you must lie on the bed. Sweep and mop your room with bleach. Cleanliness will eradicate the pests. They came because you were dirty.
Travel › Re: #10 Years Challenge: The Benin-ore Expressway by uuzba(m): 12:57pm On Jan 16, 2019
mamuzoOMAH:
anyhow sha. Auto josh did a thread on this road sometime back. he mentioned that the benin-ore axis was done by GEJ led FG which is d very smooth part you are seeing. i look forward to this part of the road when travelling to lagos from benin. while d ore-sagamu part which is just pot hole filling was done by Buhari led government. i dont look forward to this part of the road when traveling to lagos.
You can always look backwards at the part you like. No probs.
Travel › Re: #10 Years Challenge: The Benin-ore Expressway by uuzba(m): 12:54pm On Jan 16, 2019
wittyt98:
no wonder robbers find it so easy to rob on Nigerian highways. interstate road with just 4 lanes undecided why not 6 or 8? undecided
Carry your shovel and go and clear the bush for the remaining 4 lanes na.
Politics › Re: Debate: Isn't By Force, Leave Buhari Alone - Shehu Sani Tells Nigerians by uuzba(m): 9:45pm On Jan 15, 2019
Is by force O.
Politics › Re: Lagos Civil Servants Disgracefully Paid - Gbadamosi by uuzba(m): 8:06am On Jan 15, 2019
Sholaco:
Increase it na
... If elected grin
Phones › Re: Dangers Of GB Whatsapp And Why You Should Completely Stop Using It by uuzba(m): 7:56am On Jan 15, 2019
Exwizard:
Those who cut tissue paper without following the dotted line, what is your problem??!
May they always be with their friends and sh1t together.

Crime › Re: Woman Caught After Hiding Stolen Item In Between Her Legs In A Shop. Photo by uuzba(m): 12:56am On Jan 15, 2019
googlepikins:
You can tell she's an afonja they usually lack vitamins in their looks
May this 2019 be the year, you pass through the woman's hardship.
Car Talk › Re: Robot Dogs In Driverless Vans Are The Delivery System Of The Future - Photos by uuzba(m): 12:51am On Jan 15, 2019
vioment:
I like techs but for this one, person fit use bedsheet cover am, break the legs, behead am, carry content walka. This is a NO.
Sometimes you have to be sorry for Oyibos. They have computerised everything till they don't have any work to do again. This is just a useless invention done by a group trying to keep busy.
Car Talk › Re: Robot Dogs In Driverless Vans Are The Delivery System Of The Future - Photos by uuzba(m): 12:46am On Jan 15, 2019
samwise180:
A.X.L if you know you know
The fakest film ever made. Dog with gearbox teeth. Wetin e dey chop?
Nairaland General › Re: Facebook 10 Years Challenge: Check Out Amazing Throwback Photo Collections by uuzba(m): 12:39am On Jan 15, 2019
Triangles1:
Some people thinking right now will be like "there's no different difference for me between before and now"

So make I park well and read comment.
Romance › Re: We Only Have Time For Nigerian Guys – Kenyan Ladies Fight Kenyan Men by uuzba(m): 5:56pm On Jan 14, 2019
superior1:
Xenophobia in Kenya loading
You can't outrun an angry Kenyan chasing you on foot.
Travel › Re: Foreigners Sit On The Floor At The Airport In Lagos Due To Lack Of Seats by uuzba(m): 5:28pm On Jan 14, 2019
Gamesmart:
You have no sense!

Your sense is below the reasoning level that airports should have seats for all travellers, and idiots like you should not say "this is Nigeria they should live in it the way it is".
The truth is that airport is a place for travel, not an auditorium for meetings. You cannot provide seats for every single person. That is an indication of inefficiency. People come and go. in an ideal situation, nobody wants to even sit in an airport. You check in and fly away sharply. Sit in the plane. White people also sit on the ground in their airports when flights are canceled. it is just an unfortunate event.
Check BBC website, right now, people are stuck sitting in the airport because of many canceled flights. The flights are canceled because some idiot people are flying remote controlled drone (the quadcopter/helicopter toy) on the runway. That thing can scatter plane engine if it enters by mistake. And the pilots basically no wan hear long English. They canceled the flight.
Travel › Re: Foreigners Sit On The Floor At The Airport In Lagos Due To Lack Of Seats by uuzba(m): 5:15pm On Jan 14, 2019
SkinnyNigga:
what of the gingerheads doing credit card fraud and internet scam in UK and US??
White man is very experienced in this Nation-Building-Democracy stuff. When an individual commits a crime they catch him and prosecute very clealy for all to see. If they can't catch him, they pretend like he does not exist. And never propagate his name or activities. Either way, they always make their nation look good.
The saying goes, "Do not wash your dirty linen in public". As per, don't carry bucket and Omo, to wash your shit-stained bedsheet by the side of the road. People will laugh at you and avoid you henceforth for your shitty-shitty nyash. Always hide your deficiencies
Travel › Re: Foreigners Sit On The Floor At The Airport In Lagos Due To Lack Of Seats by uuzba(m): 5:09pm On Jan 14, 2019
SilentListener:
stop typing nonsense
Counter his point. What is your view?
Travel › Re: Foreigners Sit On The Floor At The Airport In Lagos Due To Lack Of Seats by uuzba(m): 5:06pm On Jan 14, 2019
winj3:
Another Nigerian monkey-brained dimwit, instead of how passengers sat on floor...inferiority complex turns to Foreigners
Please leave him. He tried. The typical Nigerian will take pictures of themselves flexing in an airport.
This guy pities the foreigners who we are mistreating by our negligence. The rest of us are already used to the negligence.
Travel › Re: Foreigners Sit On The Floor At The Airport In Lagos Due To Lack Of Seats by uuzba(m): 5:01pm On Jan 14, 2019
ogongogames:
As some have noted this is not a big deal abroad (sitting on floor at airports). However let this not distract us from the point that MMIA is below-par for the passenger-demand requirements. It was commissioned in 1979! and I don't there has been any talks of an building an additional terminal or extending the current one. In my opinion it would have been better looking into extending MMIA rather creating a new national carrier.
If people can sit down and table all their problems in a meetings, surely we can work out what priority comes first and slowly overcome such foolish errors like this above. But such tabled meetings are what Nation Building is all about. Right now, me I want nation building. But it is left to each one of us to state inside their heart if they want nation building or not. English is currently our uniting language. It works well here on this website. Any other language will instantly create confusion and disunity.
Travel › Re: Foreigners Sit On The Floor At The Airport In Lagos Due To Lack Of Seats by uuzba(m):
AreaFada2:
My brother, the main issue is an airport says a lot about a country. It's the window shop.

MMA has too few seats. I guess it is so because it's Nigerians who primarily use it. So our authorities like to torture us and make life as uncomfortable for citizens as possible.

When I travel to other countries, I get to seat in comfortable chairs in their airports. They are not making me a demi-god but just providing a good service because they know what they are doing. They want me to come and spend more money in their country next time. Countries like Morocco & Tunisia with little resources are better developed than Nigeria. They have carved out a good tourism niche for themselves.

EU and other Western citizens can pick up their passport, buy a ticket and go spend the weekend in Morocco & Tunisia. No visa needed. But Moroccans & Tunisians need visa to visit EU. In so doing, Westerners frequent these countries and spend hard currency.
The cost of a Nigerian visa alone is enough to travel from Frankfurt, London or Brussels and stay two nights in Morocco or Tunisia.

We must banish this defensive mentality and unnecessary pride so that we can use sense & good customer service to extract hard currency from Westerners. NOT just oil & gas that will run out someday and even pollutes Niger Delta, costing livelihoods.

A big economic sector can arise around tourism. Just provide more security & infrastructure nationwide. And tourism will help further reduce poverty and unemployment.
The money we got from selling crude oil (etc) should have been used to set up our industries. But due to inferiority complex a group of idiots decided to use that money to purchase finished goods, shoe,watch, phone, cars... Now the country is flooded with finished goods but jobless graduates and thieves and criminals all trying to grab a hold of the foreign currency. No one thinks about doing Good things becuae they are good. As you stated, the airport is a welcome window into a country. Common sense will dictate that one prepare such a place to a high standard to the comfort of the expected guests. But too much criminal and greedy mindset (shoe, watch, phone) cannot allow buiding contractors, and government itself to have these as their ideals and goals.
Travel › Re: Foreigners Sit On The Floor At The Airport In Lagos Due To Lack Of Seats by uuzba(m): 4:43pm On Jan 14, 2019
lefulefu:
naija na jungle before so not surprised to see this.these guys will go back to their country and tell their ppl how fuked up nigeria is.
Our fuckup is already all over internet with 419 yahoo mails. They know that one. Then the added new migrants dying to cross Libya to Italy, they know that one as well. Then the coconut heads doing cocain in Europe and Malaysia. They are seeing all of that.
Travel › Re: Foreigners Sit On The Floor At The Airport In Lagos Due To Lack Of Seats by uuzba(m): 4:40pm On Jan 14, 2019
rentAcock:
These guys are probably more tolerant of our problems and aren't surprised by any challenges they face in naija. They are only there to make money and bounce out.
They already knew things were bad in Nigeria before coming here. I just pray that when we tell them we are an English speaking nation, we are able to speak the English properly without shelling and foolish spelling errors. The way you speak determines how your listeners treat you.
Travel › Re: Rolls Royce Is Building The World’s Fastest Electric-powered Aeroplane by uuzba(m): 2:28pm On Jan 14, 2019
bizhop01:
WHILE EVERYONE IS TALKING POLITICS IN NIGERIA,
even ordinary power supply we don't have to charge phone.
Very good of you to note this. Never allow Nigerians decieve you. They can talk fantastic talk without the ability to do the basic.
Electric plane -Ko. Rolce Roys -Ni
Travel › Re: Rolls Royce Is Building The World’s Fastest Electric-powered Aeroplane by uuzba(m): 2:25pm On Jan 14, 2019
IKON360:
which company in Africa is as forward thinking as Rolls Royce?
Which company in Nigeria has light?
Politics › Re: BREAKING: PDP Crusade Vehicles Set On Fire In Enugu (VIDEO) by uuzba(m): 4:58am On Jan 14, 2019
Is PDP, IS APC.
The people in PDP, did they not all cross over from APC?
The people in APC, did they not all cross over from PDP?

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