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PoliticsRe: Watch How Olawepo Hashim Mocked President Buhari With ''za Oza Room'' by uuzba(m): 10:22am On Jan 19, 2019
Omeokachie:
I am rather amazed your people never conducted a DNA test despite all the telltale signs.

Alapata, oya food us ready.
This is exactly what politicians like. People fighting each other. Insulting and cursing each other. No solidarity.
I recently watched a Mandela movie, and how he fought to relinquish power from the Whites and bring about a South Africa that is equal, where black people can sit in thesesame office, bus, shop street, as white people.
What I noticed most was that all the black people spoke either English or another Xosa (South African) Language. They were united in speech and understanding. They never argued with each other, NO. Only against the WHITES, their oppressors.
BusinessRe: Vietnam Rejects Cashew Export From Nigeria by uuzba(m): 10:08am On Jan 19, 2019
stankezzy:
The issue here is that there are always an agreement between the seller and the buyer but we all know that now the world is a global village , they the outside world know very well what is happening in most countries even in nigeria , if u decide to choose an uneducated and un qualified leader and does not respect the rule of law , how do u think that anybody will take u serious? The way u take ur self is d way people will take u , I can't imagine USA , ghana even sout Africa exporting something to them and they deal with them like this , it is almost impossible
Then why did we(you) choose an uneducated and unqualified leader? Does Nigeria not have the highest number of graduates and PHD holders in the world? Why are educated people choosing idiot to lead them? Maybe the Educated people are also stupid and shallow minded. OR they are just afraid to sit in power and lead others.
BusinessRe: Vietnam Rejects Cashew Export From Nigeria by uuzba(m): 10:01am On Jan 19, 2019
wink2015:
THIS IS A LESSON TO OUR POLITICAL LEADERSHIP WHO MISUSED CRUDE OIL MONEY WHICH OFFER US A CHEAP AND EASY ALTERNATIVE TO AGRICULTURAL EARNINGS.

WE WILL GET THERE WITH BETTER SUPPORT FROM THE GOVERNMENT.
Nigeria is so far behind western world. The moment cheap crude oil money lands our pocket, the FIRST THING is to buy shoe, watch, phone, car. Luxury goods. Intstead of production equipment for these goods. We want to measure up to western world by having and wearing fancy luxury gadgets.
The best thing would have been to send [spies] into Europe to learn all their production techniques and equipment, then return to Nigeria and show us how to replicate such goods here. Chinese and Japanese did this. They never knew how to make cars (Toyota etc). The dub/copied everything from America.
BusinessRe: Vietnam Rejects Cashew Export From Nigeria by uuzba(m): 9:51am On Jan 19, 2019
teemy:
The bad side of the chain of produce delivery here is our manufacturing costs are high especially due to power. At the end, our prices kick up.
The world is a competitive customer ground. We have to do better or get left behind.
The solution to all this is infrastructure. Roads, railway, electricity and maintenance.
But more important, I feel that any time the Government sets out to fix these infrastructure, villages, chiefs and upset youth hijack the projects, demand compensation.... This all leads to the costs going up. I cry because If I was a village chief, dying in hunger, probably I too would hikack govt project that crosses my land.
All villagers in Nigeria need employment, productions facilites, be it toothpick or iron rod. When everyone is busy, then they stop disturbing govt projects and infrastructure gets built to improve efficiency of other products.
BusinessRe: Vietnam Rejects Cashew Export From Nigeria by uuzba(m): 9:44am On Jan 19, 2019
MCMXCVIII:
Chai!
Even awa own cashew is suffering racism.
What did it do to Vietnam?!!
Racist!!
You're trying to be funny?
Well, we produced the cashew in an inefficient way which led to high cost of production. Probably other nations plant and harvest with some robot/drone automated something that brings down production cost. It will take a while for our production costs to come down.
InvestmentRe: 3 Things Not To Buy In January by uuzba(m): 4:31pm On Jan 18, 2019
Triangles1:
Only the poor reason this way
You sound like someone who gains his wealth in a questionable manner.
CrimeRe: Abusive Lady Stabs Her Neighbor To Death In Lagos by uuzba(m): 4:23pm On Jan 18, 2019
BENSIR:
How can you be too mad to stab your neighbour to death? Even if devil is using you can't you pause and have a rethink? Rip to the decease
If only Eve had paused and had a rethink.
That is why we pray the Lords prayer, "... And deliver us from every evil".
CrimeRe: Abusive Lady Stabs Her Neighbor To Death In Lagos by uuzba(m): 4:18pm On Jan 18, 2019
Governordeb:
Only in such kind of environment will u hear of such issues FREQUENTLY.
Your environment matters alot to you and your family.
RIP to the dead
Everybody does not have the money to live in better environment like Banana Island or VGC and everybody does not have the courage or money to start afresh, clearing a bush. Sometimes it isn't easy or practicable to change one's environment. One needs wisdom and pravers to manage it.
On this site, I have never seen any undergraduate students, cleaning up, and reparing their hostels. There are many threads (stories) of students complaining about disgusting environment that THEY created from themselves out of their own dirtiness.
EducationRe: Crawford University Staff Shaving A Student’s Beard In Igbesa by uuzba(m): 1:56pm On Jan 18, 2019
dochenaj:
Those shouting "try this in saner climes and be sued", you have to realize that somewhere in their code of conduct they might have specified that long beards is unacceptable within the school compounds. And it is a breach for any student to walk about with long beards.
Well, if that is the case, then let those who want to attend abide by the rules. But never should anyone say it is because it is a Christian University. Jesus Christ did not condemn beard. He had beard, so did St Joseph his eathly dad and all the apostles and early Christians. Shaving of beared is only a common fashion not a religious obligation.
EducationRe: Crawford University Staff Shaving A Student’s Beard In Igbesa by uuzba(m): 1:50pm On Jan 18, 2019
Dpharisee:
Keep to their rules and you will be fine, its a Christian school with their ethics. Thats why you have variety of universities to choose from
And all the apostles of Jesus Christ, and Jesus Christ himself didn't have beard abi?
...and behold, no razor shall touch his face...

You didn't read that part in the Bible?
TravelRe: Inside Lufasi Nature Park, Lekki-Epe Expressway (Photos) by uuzba(m): 1:43pm On Jan 18, 2019
seedsower:
Education is good sha, otherwise why will I leave my village come lagos go pay someone to enter bush?
Well, Lagos can be a stressed up place filled with criminals and other problems. That's why such a place like this exists for relaxation.
Unfortunately, the OP and friends entered traffic jam to get here. And after chilling out, enter traffic jam to get back home.
FamilyRe: Man Dies One Month After His Wedding In Plateau State (Photos) by uuzba(m): 3:11pm On Jan 17, 2019
May his soul rest in peace.

After his wedding, before his wedding.
Is wedding a certificate to enter news?
PoliticsRe: Tiffany Trump And Boyfriend, Michael Boulos Step Out Together In London by uuzba(m): 10:08am On Jan 17, 2019
When they marry, will we be invited? Don't just be answering Nigerian in comments. We need real action.
CrimeRe: Young Men Steal Panties In Benin, Caught And Forced To Burn Them. Photos by uuzba(m): 10:39pm On Jan 16, 2019
SirLakes:
They won't change, shuda served them jungle huh
Sidon behind phone screen and condemn other Nigerians. Well done. No where in the world is there a death penalty for stealing.
CrimeRe: Young Men Steal Panties In Benin, Caught And Forced To Burn Them. Photos by uuzba(m): 10:37pm On Jan 16, 2019
Almaiga:
The Youth in Edo no longer want to work. They only want to make money overnight. Funny enough, the society applaud them when they make money comes.
The shine-shine pictures of flashy life styles that they have seen on social media has scattered their thinking.
CrimeRe: Nigerian Ladies Take Drastic Action Against Existing And Intending Pant Bandits by uuzba(m): 10:11pm On Jan 16, 2019
jamesyobs:
wat all this pants stuff ehh make i hia wod
There were two black pants, sitting on the fence
One named Chigozie, the other named Titilayo.
...
PoliticsRe: MC Oluomo Discharged From Lagos Hospital (Photos) by uuzba(m): 8:14pm On Jan 16, 2019
bammy00:
I've never wished that anyone died but sometimes I just wish all these thugs something bad.
Always try to put yourself in their shoes. We can make easy statements like, "Idiot. They should go to school and learn work instead of thug life". But all of us who went to school, do we all have work?
HealthRe: 4 Reasons Why Rats Are Always In Your House by uuzba(m): 1:57pm On Jan 16, 2019
luminouz:
U are so fvcking wrong...
The worst is bedbug infestation... U will be driven mad prematurely,always waking up at odd hours, eyes squinting,nose quivering,skin itching,all so u could have a go at these mudafuvking pests who suck ur blood sneakily and disappear so frustratingly. U crush one and even though u feel a sense of accomplishment,the stench is enough to make you gag,n there are about a 1000 more sneaking peeks at you somewhere somehow....
You rush and buy Baygon,Raid or whateverdafuq the pesticide is called,flit the shiit outta your room and wait outside for a while singing lullabies under your breath. Poor thing!!! You don't know that shiit don't work,a lesson you learn that very night!!!
The disgrace dey give u when sighted on ur clothes or bag or shoe can never be gauged. Disgust,shame and outright horror greet u from all eyes and more than once,you will feel the urge to commit suicide!!!!

And the worst part is,those fvckers are Hermaphrodites,they don't need a male or female to reproduce,they got everything they need to fvck u up and make new babies and ur horror continues.


So having rats is bliss compared to bedbug...they make life a literal hell for you
Live a simple life. If bed bugs are disturbing you, they are probably chilling in the mattress.
Remove the mattress and dry under the sun for a couple of days. You will not die, if you lie down on the ground. I personally have serious back ache and have done without a mattress for more than 4 years. Buy a light foam of N4000 and place untop of the wood under your bed if you must lie on the bed. Sweep and mop your room with bleach. Cleanliness will eradicate the pests. They came because you were dirty.
TravelRe: #10 Years Challenge: The Benin-ore Expressway by uuzba(m): 12:57pm On Jan 16, 2019
mamuzoOMAH:
anyhow sha. Auto josh did a thread on this road sometime back. he mentioned that the benin-ore axis was done by GEJ led FG which is d very smooth part you are seeing. i look forward to this part of the road when travelling to lagos from benin. while d ore-sagamu part which is just pot hole filling was done by Buhari led government. i dont look forward to this part of the road when traveling to lagos.
You can always look backwards at the part you like. No probs.
TravelRe: #10 Years Challenge: The Benin-ore Expressway by uuzba(m): 12:54pm On Jan 16, 2019
wittyt98:
no wonder robbers find it so easy to rob on Nigerian highways. interstate road with just 4 lanes undecided why not 6 or 8? undecided
Carry your shovel and go and clear the bush for the remaining 4 lanes na.
PoliticsRe: Debate: Isn't By Force, Leave Buhari Alone - Shehu Sani Tells Nigerians by uuzba(m): 9:45pm On Jan 15, 2019
Is by force O.
PoliticsRe: Lagos Civil Servants Disgracefully Paid - Gbadamosi by uuzba(m): 8:06am On Jan 15, 2019
Sholaco:
Increase it na
... If elected grin
PhonesRe: Dangers Of GB Whatsapp And Why You Should Completely Stop Using It by uuzba(m): 7:56am On Jan 15, 2019
Exwizard:
Those who cut tissue paper without following the dotted line, what is your problem??!
May they always be with their friends and sh1t together.

CrimeRe: Woman Caught After Hiding Stolen Item In Between Her Legs In A Shop. Photo by uuzba(m): 12:56am On Jan 15, 2019
googlepikins:
You can tell she's an afonja they usually lack vitamins in their looks
May this 2019 be the year, you pass through the woman's hardship.
Car TalkRe: Robot Dogs In Driverless Vans Are The Delivery System Of The Future - Photos by uuzba(m): 12:51am On Jan 15, 2019
vioment:
I like techs but for this one, person fit use bedsheet cover am, break the legs, behead am, carry content walka. This is a NO.
Sometimes you have to be sorry for Oyibos. They have computerised everything till they don't have any work to do again. This is just a useless invention done by a group trying to keep busy.
Car TalkRe: Robot Dogs In Driverless Vans Are The Delivery System Of The Future - Photos by uuzba(m): 12:46am On Jan 15, 2019
samwise180:
A.X.L if you know you know
The fakest film ever made. Dog with gearbox teeth. Wetin e dey chop?
Nairaland GeneralRe: Facebook 10 Years Challenge: Check Out Amazing Throwback Photo Collections by uuzba(m): 12:39am On Jan 15, 2019
Triangles1:
Some people thinking right now will be like "there's no different difference for me between before and now"

So make I park well and read comment.
RomanceRe: We Only Have Time For Nigerian Guys – Kenyan Ladies Fight Kenyan Men by uuzba(m): 5:56pm On Jan 14, 2019
superior1:
Xenophobia in Kenya loading
You can't outrun an angry Kenyan chasing you on foot.
TravelRe: Foreigners Sit On The Floor At The Airport In Lagos Due To Lack Of Seats by uuzba(m): 5:28pm On Jan 14, 2019
Gamesmart:
You have no sense!

Your sense is below the reasoning level that airports should have seats for all travellers, and idiots like you should not say "this is Nigeria they should live in it the way it is".
The truth is that airport is a place for travel, not an auditorium for meetings. You cannot provide seats for every single person. That is an indication of inefficiency. People come and go. in an ideal situation, nobody wants to even sit in an airport. You check in and fly away sharply. Sit in the plane. White people also sit on the ground in their airports when flights are canceled. it is just an unfortunate event.
Check BBC website, right now, people are stuck sitting in the airport because of many canceled flights. The flights are canceled because some idiot people are flying remote controlled drone (the quadcopter/helicopter toy) on the runway. That thing can scatter plane engine if it enters by mistake. And the pilots basically no wan hear long English. They canceled the flight.
TravelRe: Foreigners Sit On The Floor At The Airport In Lagos Due To Lack Of Seats by uuzba(m): 5:15pm On Jan 14, 2019
SkinnyNigga:
what of the gingerheads doing credit card fraud and internet scam in UK and US??
White man is very experienced in this Nation-Building-Democracy stuff. When an individual commits a crime they catch him and prosecute very clealy for all to see. If they can't catch him, they pretend like he does not exist. And never propagate his name or activities. Either way, they always make their nation look good.
The saying goes, "Do not wash your dirty linen in public". As per, don't carry bucket and Omo, to wash your shit-stained bedsheet by the side of the road. People will laugh at you and avoid you henceforth for your shitty-shitty nyash. Always hide your deficiencies
TravelRe: Foreigners Sit On The Floor At The Airport In Lagos Due To Lack Of Seats by uuzba(m): 5:09pm On Jan 14, 2019
SilentListener:
stop typing nonsense
Counter his point. What is your view?
TravelRe: Foreigners Sit On The Floor At The Airport In Lagos Due To Lack Of Seats by uuzba(m): 5:06pm On Jan 14, 2019
winj3:
Another Nigerian monkey-brained dimwit, instead of how passengers sat on floor...inferiority complex turns to Foreigners
Please leave him. He tried. The typical Nigerian will take pictures of themselves flexing in an airport.
This guy pities the foreigners who we are mistreating by our negligence. The rest of us are already used to the negligence.

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