₦airaland Forum

OkaNaUbe:
Evil leaders and bad followers are part of the problems of Nigeria.

So that makes all of us na!?
If you were a British whiteman who came to colonise Nigeria, YOU would probably have killed all of us and taken the land.

Mcowubaba:
See your head
U don cross pass Ikeja before

And so what? If he has not passed Ikeja? Stop this foolish inferiority complex.
I lived and worked in Leeds, UK. I asked my 100% oyibo colleages if the had been to London in that their same UK. They said NO. That they don't know anybody in London. What's their business there?
I said, AH! Na me come travel from Africa, 8000km, dey carry London for head, and Una dey here, una no send?
Uncle, please stop the foolishness.

Almunjid:
So, what do u want us to do as Nigerians? we should start searching for her in Nigeria?

NEXT NEWS PLS!

No mind these chidish set of people. Using any and every opportunity to post picture on social media for us to see so that we will all bow down and worship the one who is in London.
Idiot people. Na we send you go? When I lost last year, you find me?

BUHARIwilDIE019:
Is London a place? I hate that place eh!

Are we in London? Is Hakney in Nigeria?
If you lost for the place wey you run go, how E take concern us back home? Na we send you go there?

When the woman was running from Nigeria, did she tell us? Now she don lost for London why are you telling us?

Niorte:
That's very correct.

You can't starve a man with water and tell him not to drink water from the rivers as he swims.

This is a fundamental cause of corruption. For example, some banks will pay a Teller 65K yet they handle Millions every day. That's psychological torture.

But we are all guilty of this foolishness.
You are a heavy big boy and you employ gateman for N15,000?
I know one malam boy that set the generator and all the cars on fire and walked out of the compound - Thomas Estate, Ajah Lagos.

Über is a service whereby the car OWNER, drives his car for extra cash.
But foolishly, Nigerian car owner will give the car to unemployed hungry man to drive for him... That one will be using useless N20,000 Tecno phone and carrying people using iPhone X of N300,000, whilst he is driving a car that he cannot even afford.
The Über driver is being used and treated as a slave by Über, the car owner and the passengers. Same with many other services.

Tamarapetty:
That was how some white folks were surprised nigerians use iphone. Smhhh

So you won't be surprised if you enter India and see people's nyash outside the window sh1tting outside?
What if they open the aeroplane window and ask you to sh1t outwards?

Goldenventures:
When people are poor they believe the rich are showing off for displaying their assets.

Well, what is the purpose of money if you can enjoy it?

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When people are poor.... Is it their fault that they are poor? If you are rich, help them. What are you displaying wealth in front of their face for? if they steal it now, you will complain. Why did you display it in the first place?
Oyibo rich man will wear shirt and trouser and go about his business.

tstx:
Nigeria is gone.. This one na fact. We will never get a good leader

To contest an election in Nigeria, your good name doesn't matter what matters is the size of your wallet.. With that you can intimidate your rivals, buy thugs, buy votes, buy pastors, buy a particular reverend father etc. And that's why stupid (but rich) men will continue to rule us... And na we the citizens make am to be so.. We deserve the leaders we get

The way our system dey currently, even if Jesus comes down to contest an election him winning no dey guaranteed...

We are steeped in a complex of trying to intimidate each other with the latest foreign goods (shoe, watch, phone). We have abandoned our local industries. This is what makes us so volatile that we can be swayed by anyone who promises you temporary relief - which ends up being used to satisfy the urge to oppress your neigbour.
Each person should learn to live by his means, produce something local in your backyard that you can sell. Palm oil, soap... Etc. This is how foreign nations live.
Youtube is filled up with videos of Oyibos making this and that craft in their backyard.

Yankee101:
I need to quote this so I can save the sh"it, motherfvckers!
I always say thank God Christians rule the world today and are the most powerful nations.

Imagine if Saudi Arabian or Afghani Talibans ruled the world.

Christians should wake up O. Is Nigeria ruled by a Christian? And UK a "Christian" country; they don't go to church again. Muslims have immigrated and taken over public office and even certain regions and businesses. You can't even sell cornflakes unless it is Halal. Which one concern Christian with Halal? Yet it is enforced upon everyone.

dominique:
She's not even fully black, she has nice caramel skin like a mixed race person and the Algerians have an issue with that? Shame on them. I hope she goes far in the miss world pageant to further shame them.

The pageant looks very drab btw.

People in Northen part of Africa, Algeria, Libya, Egypt, are not black like we in the West, Central and East Africa.
But I blame Oyibo and movie industry for putting into our heads that white = beauty.

Politicians are always so good at solving future problems. None of them is prepared to assist you now, today. How many youth are going to die because of this before 2023, whilst this guy continues flexing and eating chicken?
The whole UK wan collapse because of Theresa May and Brexit.
I will/I can sabi-sabi.

Ayoswit:
One-sided story. Anyway, if I was in the woman's shoe, the man for don open more shops for me bcoz I for over submit sef �

Opening of shop caused the problem before.
How will he come and open shop again for you?
The man will never open any shop for the wife again.

I dey Thailand.
I dey Thailand.
We no go hear word again. Na untop zinc wey he dey for the Thailand.

charliboy654:
Stop saying what u don't know, thousands of Nigeria apply for military work but only few are selected through man know man. I know at least 3 persons that applied for Army Air Force and navy, them nor choose any of them because no connection.

Stop giving excuse. Go and join and make boko haram fire you. Una dey hear dey press phone.
If na N50 change now, una go dey fight conductor, jungle justice the poor fellow. Carry that your vexation energy and join
army. You will use it to fight well-well.

soberdrunk:
This is enough to dismiss him, how can you be scared of preliminary Paratroop drill?

Dismiss him and recruit you in his place.
Who wan do army work for Nigeria? All those that have died, what is their gain? When you buy data to flex on facebook, do you remember them?
Buhari no even go their armed forces remembrance day.

PennywysCares:
Spread my mat here

Haha. 2019, you still use mat.

No it is not

nazablossom:
All this musicians with fake and extravagant lifestyle. Is he telling us that he's broke or what

They should go and copy Mandela. Mandela ended arpatheid in South Africa without money. That is what you call change.

Koolking:
Smart dude, he needs money to buy the latest joy ride. Nigerians are easily used

It is s pity that there is not one Nigerian who can hold money without falling to the temptation of spending on frivolous imported luxuries that oyibo make.
If the person spends the money on pap and akara, at least we can say they are helping local economy. But never so. Always the latest oyibo mede-mede.

delugajackson:
In the history of African traditional society, there was no jungle justice. It has now become customary of Nigerians to practice "street court." You are not in the position to determine the guilt of an accused person, it is only the court that has the right to do that. The law does not allow you to be a judge in your own matter.

It's rather unfortunate that our justice system have lost it's integrity and credibility, but that doesn't mean we should take laws into our hands. The accused person also has a right and might as well be innocent. We really need to stop acting like barbarians. This is the 21st century for God's sake. Funny enough, these same people will hail and prostrate for a politician who is a more bigger and dangerous thief. It's very pathetic.

Oga, we in 21st century and people still behave like animals. Correct.
If you want any changes in Nigeria, start with the children. Teach exact same education curriculum in all schools. Every child to be taught the same values. Not this fu*king bullsh1t that some children learn UK curriculum with Ipad and others are sitting on the ground under mango tree.... Two of them can never grow up and get along in Nigeria.

People wey no get work. Spending their life clicking facebook from morning to night.

CuddleBear:
That's for me to know and you to imagine

Don't go and kill Human being that God made because of manmade phone that will be outdated this year O.
The way people worship electonics. Hmm.

Zoharariel:
This bastard should be dismissed from the Uber & Taxify platforms.

There are a lot of criminals driving on the e-hailing platforms in the name of unemployment.

Nigerians are a fake people. Uber and the likes are premium services. They work in areas where everybody is equally rich.
Not this our landscape where some are dying in total poverty and others are flying private jet. How long do you think the poor man will continue looking at you lavishing your wealth in his face?
Iphone is N200,000 upwards. You carried it near somebody using N20k Techno. Why are you tempting the poor man?

sapiosexist:
is it your internet. mind ur fcking business mate

You are still on this site? Arguing? Na wa O.

udemzyudex:
Your mumu na infinite

Happy new year.

Eshence:
nothing is working in nigeria! this is just the reason why people wants to travel out and never come back home

Na im the idiot come return, come dey complain.
If you return from overseas to this nigeria, better shut up. Noboby wants to hear your voice at all.

Kingluqman:
Guy, why you collect return ticket at first?


This is shithole na... what do you expect?

Better go book flight dey go Yankee.

No mind the idiot. E dey find who to oppress. Him buy car for USA. Him was oppress oyibo. No single person tunr head look am for road. As all Oyibo get fine car wey better pass am. Na im the idiot come come Nigeria to with certificate of "US Returnee", carry moto dey drive, make everybody dey hail am. The hailing dem no hail you for USA, you wan collect am for Naija.
Empty, noisy container. Me, I be Ajegunle Returnee.

sapiosexist:
Me I have lost faith in the country since.

Welldone. But you are browsing our website? Wetin you dey find?
Go and browse msn.com and other oyibo sites and follow them yarn.

KingLennon:
Welcome to Nigeria bro a country that even policemen are worse than criminals

Which kind welcome? Person dem put pepper for him pant, him nyash dey scratch am. He cannot stay one place. You dey USA, that one no do you. You wan come back come show us that you are a US Returnee.
US Returnee na your certificate? You come dey complain about our hungry and starving police force. What do you expect? The time you dey travel go, no be run wey you run comot? Our Police no bad reach that time? Nonsense.

khallebb:
The way planes are developing faults in Nigeria, I might be tempted to buy a yacht o.

Yatch has Engine and sail. The condenser for the engine no go get fault again? The sail cloth no go tear again?
Bad-bad things wey no get job for oyibo land, na for Nigeria them dey get emplyment.

KendrickAyomide:
e don reach like that?

2019 just started. Happy new year. Some young man has not even acheived anything in his life.
What do we even celebrate New year for? This how foolish people just quarrel and die?