₦airaland Forum

AllenSpencer:
Japanese vehicle sabi catch fire

If they are not burning, they are somersaulting in the air


In other news, How do people who ply that road from mainland to Island everyday survive

Damn! One can never leave long doing that 5 times a week. To and fro Its suicidal

In the late 90's, i schooled in island and lived in mainland. We passed the bridge everyday without issue. I even trekked it for experiment once. Those were the days of Peugeot 504 with no power steering.
Today's cars all have power steering and automatic everything. Na so-so accident everytime.

BuhariAdvocate:
Good development.

Make una begin use electric bus O. The last time i entered main Lagos, Yaba, CMS, Ikorodu road, it's only smoke, black sooth and engine oil that was all over the ground and road. My shoe was gumming floor.
Diesel and petrol don do. The whole place is dirty. BRT busses are just dust pack. I'd rather ride my bicycle and breath fresh air.
Shey we are always copying oyibo. Copy electric bus.

LaCremy:
People with limited funds always complaining... did the groom complain?

Mtchwww

Make sure you account is still has money. Nothing stops grooms like this working in the bank to "do something" to any account they like.

I met R-Kelly too when i went to the beach in Iceland. He was buying akara. So I bought bread for him and we locked nyashes.

9jaRealist:
ZOO!

Problem without solution. We already know it is a zoo. Things are all messed up. What do we do? This is an online platform. Throw suggestions.

BuhariAdvocate:
they are all foreigners from Aba,Enugu, Anabram,IMO I mean they are yebos.they should go back to their village .

Jokes aside, we are in a democracy not dictatorship. If Newyork People cannot tell Chicago people to leave New York. All of them are white.
Same with us. The days of village are gone. So far we are doing democracy, anybody has every complete right to go to any part of the nation, live there, die there and be buried there. If you are not doing it, you are not exercising your constitutional right. You are still hanging on to village, remaining suspicious and creating an avenue for trouble. This seems to be our main problem in Nigeria.
Everybody comes to Lagos to buy land and build house because Yorubas give you. Why don't you in other areas and villages also let "foreigners" come and buy land and build house and do business?

Yorubas make their marriage very easy. They can borrow cloth and jewelry. Lie down for ground, Marriage don finish. Many "foreiners" can easily marry their girls without problem. But when it is time for you to marry the foreigners girls, difficulty upon difficulty. Them go turn you into UNICEF - feeding the villages and building suspension bridge for the community. How people go gree come your side when you make life impossible for them?

Where are they to go? What are they to do? Something or the lack of carried them there in the first place.
They will still come back.

finalboss:
i understand you little one. Walk away

I gave my little attention because you said you learnt something in Catechism.
Cathechism implies that you are a CatholIc. But for whateveer reason, you relaxed in your faith, or maybe allowed some Pentecostal church to swoop you off your feet, preach nonsense to you and now you are in a state of annoyance and trying not to believe in God. You already know about the Trinity.
The Catholic church contains the full store of faith. This is what I have explained to you without quoting Bible verses. All I said however is in the Bible. Every line. I just said it in a reasoned out way hoping for you to pick the reasoning as well. Other denominations just quote verses of scripture without being able to reason anything. I don't ever try to preach to them because they didn't write the bible, but just qutote verses to suit their selfish needs (Tithe money for Pastor's jet)never reasoning out anything.
If you are the 1 sheep that missed it's road, Jesus will leave the remaining 99 sheep he already has and look for you. He does not mind. Maybe I assisted him, maybe not. You have your free will.

finalboss:
@uuzba. little one, can you prove all the things you typed logically ?. You should be able to diff btw jesus and your imaginary God. Please reply me with facts only. Can you Even define death ? Jesus created human beings ? You must be high on weed. I hate long notes if you can't reply me with proofs. Just walk away. What do you even know about the universe ? Bemused theist

I've given you the attention you sought

Tejiriseth:
His Parents Made him..
Look at your question.. It has a touch of finality a Touch of I have an Idea.. Why Ask questions when some how deep down you wont accept answers..
You have been made to believe..
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You have been indoctrinated and it show..
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You said Who made who made.. Instead of How and what and When.?

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In this life.. We dont need answers to such questions.. We need to struggle, hustle and survive... Thats what we do and have been doing for Millions of years
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The records I stated above clearly state exactly how Jesus mother gave birth to him. His father (on earth) was not involved in the process as all other human beings are.

Only him is 100% God and 100% Human.

You have never died, seen what lies after death and returned to definitely tell us that you know exactly what lies after death. Why would God deceive you? He exists outside of earthly life and sent Jesus from outside earthly life Into earthy life in a unique way that was recorded clearly.
All this to tell you what happens after death. He is the resurrection an life. Nobody gains heaven bypassing him. Life is Once ONLY. Death and judgment follow after.

You do not know. Why doubting the person that knows?
Well you have 100% free will to do as you please. Your ears and heart belong to you.

I not hear to convert or indoctrinate you to anything. You were looking for attention. I have given you a bit. You have much to think about. I cannot continue with you.
I wish you the best in whatever direction you are headed.

peteruuu:
that is true, he is stup*d!.


Should have invested properly undecided

Tricycle is a NO NO!


I'm sorry if that hurts!.

Children of nowadays would not ask their elders for suggestions and ideas before proceeding to their plans.

The elders are in charge of Nigeria (since children can never be the leaders of tomorrow) and have crashed our nation into chaos and confusion. Is it the same elders that the children should ask advice from again:

bluefilm:
I was taught in catechism class as a young nigga that Jesus died on the cross and rose up from the dead after three days and then he ascended into heaven.

What a dumb tale!!!

Are you just looking for attention? So what is your hope in life? Who made you? How did this whole universe appear? Have you gone through all the records of the world written and unwritten? Do you think things just appear like that? Who made oxigen? What is atom? Who made it?

Find answers to these questions before you ever die. Because you must surely die one day just as everybody dies and you will remain alive and face whatever part of eternity you gained for yourself.

Jesus is the person who created human beings and gave you your free will to think and behave as you like.
He came from heaven to earth to tell you that actions have consequences. To love each other and love God. He worked miracles to show that he is not any ordinary human being and he rose from the dead because he is the master of life and existence. Death has no power over him. All that he did was written down and recorded. The records were read to you and taught to you. The person who taught you is not the original writer. The original writers of the records, saw Jesus face to face and gave the records to the church to keep.

If you want to disprove him, that is your own cup of tea. He is not quarelling with you. I don't know what happend to you that you are quarelling with him.

Calypsol:
It is the key, education is important because it helps us develop a unique perspective of looking at life. Education has played a major role for all individuals in the society. It has allowed the community to succeed both socially and economically by enabling it to develop common culture and values.

When senators climb the fence of national assembly, that is an act of deliberately hindering the education they already have by applying stupudity.
Many Nigerians deleberately hinder ALL their education due to many excuses.

erico2k2:
You lost me here!

The girl was carrying a knief. They faught and fell. Her knief kill her. Boy is arrested and sentenced. 2 to 10 years.

If the girl was carrying a bomb. Same event, bomb exploded killed the girl.... They will arest the boy and sentence him also abi?

erico2k2:
it says minimum of two years,.thats waht the law says but who gets two years when a person dies even coporate manslaughter you wont get two years, two years means he is walking out i n 8 months, do not 4get the girl died from a murder weapon, ie knife from from just falling down on concreate.I think he is going to get 10 years which means he walks in 5.

So if it is our bokoharam sisters that carry bomb nko and the bomb exploded, killing her, they will still arrest the boy?
I don carry my load comot that country and their wahala.

erico2k2:
Thats the mentality of people in Nigeria not the Uk, if you check the Nigerian was born in the Uk the girk is of eastern EU.The Nigerian probably have more rights than teh girl in London!just cos she was white does no bear any weight on the judgement,

Wehdone.
Somebody born in UK is a Nigerian? We that are born here in Nigeria are from France?
When Gbese lands, the black one carries the fault.
And they trace that his black skin back to Africa upon all the effort the parents made to give him British citizenship.

Ibime:
No Sir, the British Justice system is pretty fair. He has admitted to manslaughter. They would not charge him with murder unlike some other countries where they may frame him. He will be out in 3 years max.

Imagine that. 3 years of his life in prison because he went to argue with Oyibo woman.
That one is the end of his job application. Because every employer will give you a form to fill, "Have you ever been arrested or imprisoned?"
This boy will never see better work in that country again.

erico2k2:
DId you read the charge at all?

When gbese happens, the black one will carry the fault.

Ibime:
And she's the one who stalked him to his flat. He will be acquitted easily

What does that tell you? Oyibos are one sided and they just want all black people to leave their country. If the boy died now, they won't do any thing to the girl. It will be termed as as "unfortunate" accident.

sarrki:
Hmm
Nigerians love blood and evil

If the guy was carrying knife in his pocket, they will say he's so deadly.
Now it was the Oyinbo lady that carried it. And it chook her. One sided people still say he is guilty. Because he is black? Because he is a Nigerian?

Oweku:
So you want me to believe that, this guy is 21, with all these mustache or you mean 41...

Fried chicken and meat pie.
Pikins dey big for Oyibo land. If you are not careful, you will be calling your junior "Sir".

gbagyiza:
The problem is d attitudes of many Nigerians which has put us in this situation as a country. How can a country vote for leaders that have empty brain to rule them and they r happy n also ready to die for them. My Colleaque in d office recently got a job in Malta n was considering not to go but I encouraged him n highlighted d advantages of moving out of d country.

.A great nation is built upon an ideology. This ideology is taught in schools to children. Then the parents at home support the ideas as well.
What we have in Nigeria is different standards. A generator called "I better pass my neighbour", is a very WRONG and DESTRUCTIVE ideology. Such mindset makes us compete with and fight each other unnecessarily. A kingdom divided against itself will Fall. (Jesus).
All Oyibos in their countries are equal to each other. Nobody thinks he is better than anybody. And they NEVER promote STATEMENTS or JOKES about such. Americans call it, "Keeping up with the Jones's" - You are trying to show Mr and Mrs Jones that you are as good or better than them. It is useless and fruitless competition that results in resentment, bad blood and waste of money.
Nigerians will start from church - Prosperity gospel - To be better than others.
Thunder fire you - as if it is not God that make the same rain and sun to fall and shine on both good and bad people.
My enemies must die - Night crusade. Jesus asked all of us, LOVE YOUR ENEMIES AND PRAY FOR THEM.
If ONE bad person repents, all the whole Angels in heaven always rejoice.

kingzjay:
Sugar cane plantation loading......

Oyinbo don see cheap labour for their farms and mortuary

In Europe? No be there dem get driverless tractor for farm? Which labour dem need again? That one don pass. These guys will just be roaming the streets begging for money and trying to get government benefit.

Freeko4:
Without sentiments no man has the right to slap a lady and no lady has the rite to rain insult on any man but if the reverse is the case, if u as a lady can't put ur insultive/ loose cannon of a mouth in check I bliv a good resounding clap should do dat..... Woman should learn how to control their mouth and behave publicly...... M'em I've witness worse tins ladies do to others all in the name of expressing themselves..... Jus watch the way dis matter will play out @the end of the day she will be claiming to be the victim here....

Men don't just wake up from sleep and start beating women. Women provoke the beating with their mouth. Some idiot lady also shouted at me in the office by phone. I responded her query by email, showed her her fault and copied ALL the ogas in the office.
When next I went to the office, i stopped greeting or talking to her at all. I greet all the others in the room except her and walk away. She knows she's an idiot. I thank God I did not hit her. Our office is on the 10th floor and surely I would have thrown her downs stairs.

kennygee:
The way you people call every woman an Olosho amazes me.

Does the woman in the picture look like an Olosho to you?

Are you sure your sister is not one of these Oloshos?

These stereotypes are doing us no good, the "all men are the same" crew are not left out.

If you behave like an olosho by shouting in public, why won't you be mistaken for one?
Have you never heard the saying, "Never argue with a mad man because people passing by will not be able to tell the difference between both of you"?

kennygee:
It is scary o.

Better be scared. Rich people never know or bother about how much the poor are suffering. They are so isolated inside their instagram, iphone and fried chiken lifestyle, treating drivers and other low staff as though they are shit.
If you die and enter heaven, and that secuity messenger dies too, and God takes him to heaven and puts him beside your room in heaven for all eternity, will you still stay in heaven?
God doesn't condemn people. People's pride condemns themselves to hell fire. Even if you drag somebody out of hellfire, and PUSH him inside heaven, he will be too proud to mix with anybody in heaven and he will jump back inside hell fire.

arrestdarrester:
Nairalanders una no serious Ooo. How can you say the slap almost swept her off her feet? That slap almost broke her neck.

We need no prophet to tell us the eatery has fired him already. She should get him arrested.

Human beings are thesame all over the world.
In 1789 there was so much gap between the rich and the poor in France. The rich were the Aristocrats, eating meatpie, cake and chicken, while the poor were dying of hunger on the road. One day, the poor all gathered together and killed all the rich. They used the guiletin to cut off their heads one by one.
That was the French Revolution. (please check wikipeadia for the rest of the gist).
Whatever the woman wanted to tell the guy, she should not have shouted at him. Nigerian poor will also gather and kill all the rich, just like this guy. It only takes a slap.
This is why there's dignity of labour in Whitemen countries. Nobody can talk to anybody anyhow. They all know that the poor can rise up and kill all the rich if they feel too bad and neglected.

NyenwePHC:

That's how one idiot security staff overreacted landing a young beautiful lady at a wedding venue just because she parked in a reserved lane, not knowing she is the wife of a naval captain....I heard the manager of the event centre paid a huge sum of money to placate the lady despite the beating the mumu guy got.

I really don't underground. So what if the lady is the wife of a naval captain? Is the venue her own? Did she employ the security guard? Is she the one that gave him directives?
All these stupid idiots forming big boy here in Nigeria, overseas they enter ordinary public transport with local oyibos.
Because you are Navy officer's wife. We should not hear word again? Are you a navy officer?
Do you know who's husband I am?

Authoreety:
Ordinary phone o....

Some guys eh.... making stealing a business! I just wonder for some people o

Na una wey dey Nairaland dey compare phone from morning to night. Infinix this, Iphone that...the camera is this, the battery is that.
Nobody in Nigeria can make a phone. Yet, we all want to die because of phone.
That is the exact attitude that made this guy SO BOLD to steal a phone because he KNOWS he can sell it to ANY ONE of us who will go CRAZY for cheap phone.

SanLorrenzo:
Tell them oh

Don't tell them. Just collect their food money and run, let them go and eat sand. When hunger catch them, they will cook by force.

Lehksyen4life:
Better tell Chioma to stop following Davido. Your stupidity knows no bound as only what could come out of your smelling mouth was those trash you typed. You really need to get brain examined.

I fear such type of racist people and run away from them. They are so vengeful in shouting out their own NARROW point of view ESPECIALLY in church. Make mistake and follow this racist guy to his church. Na him go hold microphone SHOUTING IGBOTIC CHORUS like say other tribes should stand up and get out of the church. He can never sing another language in the church. Even English.

Cumtroller2:
Evil Afonja Bastard!!!

He must perform full marriage rites on her corpse and afterwards be sent back to jail for the rest of his miserable life. I suspect he used charms to make this beautiful Igbo lady agree to relationship with him. Yolobas are extremely demonic and evil things and there is a possibility this happened. Just negodu his ugly face and lips blackened from smoking excessive amounts of Indian hemp. Afonja’s are extremely evil and a menace to the society.

Moral of the story: Igbos should avoid relationships with Afonja’s to prevent stories like these from happening.

Moral of YOUR story, YOU are a racist. Even within your own country, you hate other tribes, and now calling on other tribes to hate each other.
This is the problem we have in Nigeria. Racism. Racist like you.