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Romance › Re: Apostle Samuel Kaunda Fiancee Failed To Show Up At Their Wedding In Zimbabwe by uuzba(m): 12:15am On Dec 14, 2018

Randy100:
Who is suppose to wait in the church. During my own wedding I won't come untill the bride arrives

Ah? You, A Man, are expecting a woman rubbing lipstick to finish painting her face and reach the church before you!?
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Are you from Earth?

Romance › Re: Apostle Samuel Kaunda Fiancee Failed To Show Up At Their Wedding In Zimbabwe by uuzba(m): 12:08am On Dec 14, 2018

justiniyke29:
I am not removing the pastor from the blame but she should have said it is over since instead of embarrassing someone and his family

I'm not trying to judge O, but it is a very painful experience when you come across a person that cannot say SORRY.
Such persons are treated like this.

Crime › Re: Driver Absconds With Boss’ Car In Ibadan, Arrested In Akwa Ibom (photo) by uuzba(m): 10:34am On Dec 13, 2018

illitrate:
Please forgive him, it was the work of the devil, The devil pushed him.

So police should enter hell fire to arrest devil?
huh

This kind of people with 2 head. Una sense no get boundary

Romance › Re: Apostle Samuel Kaunda Fiancee Failed To Show Up At Their Wedding In Zimbabwe by uuzba(m): 10:21am On Dec 13, 2018

Imperare:
fake girls

He didn't know she was fake?
He didn't know the wife he was marrying? What kind of stupid idiot is he? Did he not date her? Did they not spend enough time to know each other's character before going ahead to marry?
She has already said that he was very abusive and violent. The idiot man thought he could continue abusing and beating her after wedding.

Romance › Re: Apostle Samuel Kaunda Fiancee Failed To Show Up At Their Wedding In Zimbabwe by uuzba(m): 10:16am On Dec 13, 2018

higgs:
Some people are just evil.She has given the man the worst embarrassment of his life.This is the kind that will kill the husband after marriage if he provokes her.

The pastor was very Abusive and Violent....
Which other reason again?
She has shown him pepper back Na?!

Romance › Re: Apostle Samuel Kaunda Fiancee Failed To Show Up At Their Wedding In Zimbabwe by uuzba(m): 10:13am On Dec 13, 2018

justiniyke29:
This woman wicked ooo. At least she ought to have called it off since.

The pastor must be SO WICKED, that he doesn't even give her chance to talk.
Preaching Bible with one hand, abusing and cursing her with the other hand.
She waited very well to show him pepper.

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Education › Re: ASUP: Polytechnic Lecturers Begin Strike Indefinitely by uuzba(m): 10:04am On Dec 13, 2018

If all the government officials can gain their positions with only SSCE certificate, why would they support you to get higher certificate than them?
This is the main reason behind all the strikes.

Try to learn as much as you can outside school.

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Health › Re: How Lagos Air Quality Is Very Unhealthy by uuzba(m): 9:40pm On Dec 10, 2018

Ttipsy:
not only Lagos, all cities in Nigeria has a dangerous air quality to the impact on our health.

due to the bad shape of our roads, dust, industrial emissions etc

From exhaust gases of cars
Exhaust gases of motorcycles.
Exhaust gases of diesel trucks
Exhaust gases of diesel generator
Exhaust gases of petrol generator.
Exhaust gases of "I better pass my neighbour"
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We are busy importing and buying all these engines from Oyibo counties, and now we shall die of exhaust fumes.
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Oyibo realised all this pollution and are doing research to come up with reduced emission engines and renewable energy.
Nigerians just sit down and IMPORT cheap products producing all the smoke in the world.
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Importation will kill us.

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Health › Re: How Lagos Air Quality Is Very Unhealthy by uuzba(m): 9:30pm On Dec 10, 2018

nextstep:
A curious mind is the start of many positive policies and technological breakthroughs.
A serious government (and people) will read this information, take it seriously, and use it productively. Far more people get sick this time of year due to respiratory issues, and the long term effects is that people die prematurely after years of breathing in this polluted air.

In case anyone asks: here are some ideas, albeit not completely thought out:
- invest in renewable-energy buses. Right not it's not cost effective, but with government grants/loans/assistance...
- hospitals should be prepared to deal with increase in respiratory illnesses
- somebody could make or sell cloth masks that reduce particulate intake (especially when sleeping, or for kids and infants)
- government could consider industrialization and beautification policies that reduce the number of pollutants

The point of having a country is so that different people pool their talents (scientific, political, medical, etc) to make life more enjoyable for everyone. We should be proactive, instead of just letting nature do what it wants with us.

Long French.
Plant trees in your compound. I have trees in my compound because they do their usual Oxygen release. Plus filter out dust and smoke from vehicles on the road.

I cannot stop the vehicles on the road.
Nigerians buy one plot of land and cover the whole place with cement and paving stones. Now you are complaining about bad air.

Better knock down part of your house and plant a tree there. Sidon be waiting for government to give a damn about anything .

Celebrities › Re: Nairaland Super Mod Lalasticlala Show Off His Pretty Little Baby Face by uuzba(m): 7:58am On Dec 09, 2018

hatchy:
Well done...

You resemble the baby....sorry the baby resemble you. That is to say that na you do the work.

Welcome to the Snake family.

The baby resembles him more than he resembles the baby.

Celebrities › Re: Nairaland Super Mod Lalasticlala Show Off His Pretty Little Baby Face by uuzba(m): 7:52am On Dec 09, 2018

kemicalreaction:
Where is the father"s face

See him going there, behind that man.

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Crime › Re: Madam On Her Knees After Being Arrested For Brutalising Housemaid In Lagos. PICS by uuzba(m): 9:29pm On Dec 07, 2018

Hassan88:
The day my wife will lay her hands on my child or house help, she will be a gonna..... She will leave my house. There are punishments that should be melted on children not by using canes or dangerous tools for God sake.

In other words, if I see mark for my pikin body wey no be birth mark, well until then sha..

Oga Strong Mouth, the woman did not beat her own children. She beat the maid. The person who is NOT her child.
When it is your duty to sitdown inside the house looking at children (No office, no runs - just SIDON INSIDE HOUSE), i wonder how you will react then, WHEN "NOT YOUR CHILD" goes and sneakily cut your children's fingernails at your back and hide the clippings.
Put yourself in people's shoes.

Crime › Re: Madam On Her Knees After Being Arrested For Brutalising Housemaid In Lagos. PICS by uuzba(m): 9:05pm On Dec 07, 2018

IbrahimDamola:
Jail her abeg. Treating other people's child the way you don't want yours to be treated. God punish am.

So where did the house girl put the finger nail clippings of the woman's children?
And why is she hiding it?
Why can't she answer the question?
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The woman and husband made a mistake. Never employ Househelp. They will do one foolish mumu that will blast your temper. When you react and get angry, IT IS YOUR REACTION that everyone will photograph and put on social media.

See how EVERYBODY has FORGOTTEN to ask the house girl about the fingernails.

Crime › Re: Drug Test: Bowen Students Burn Down Hostel As School Suspends Over 200 Students by uuzba(m): 10:46am On Dec 03, 2018

davillian:
I wish the government can do the same on the Armed Forces.
Because I don't understand why some of them still behave like animals.

Their jobs entail that they behave like animals.
Do you know how many drivers try to o follow closely behind a convoy switching on their double flasher? If the soldiers don't occasionally stop and beat such people severely, everyone will be doing it.

Nigerians are very stubborn people. They behave anyhow here. But the moment same Nigerians step overseas they change and behave disciplined. Same Nigerians!
Why not behave properly here?

Crime › Re: Soldiers Punish Men For Driving Too Close To Their Vehicle On Lagos-Ibadan Expre by uuzba(m): 11:08pm On Dec 01, 2018

deri4luv1:
Shut the fuvk up

Bravery on social media.
Can you be a soldier for Nigeria? And if you cannot be one, who will be?
Can you sign up your name to defend Nigerians against whatever enemy may attack them? Or will you chicken out and leave the work for another person?
Understand that with all the problems of unity and progress we have as a Nation, these soldiers are even still trying by wearing uniform. After all their fight and uniform, what do they gain?

Just steer clear of them, respect and let them pass. Their work is not easy.

Health › Re: Generator Fumes Kill Police Sergeant And Her Two Children In Osogbo by uuzba(m): 10:08am On Nov 30, 2018

otokx:
How can you keep generator so close to the house and overnight? Latest 11pm switch off all generators in Nigeria should become a law.

Unfortunate.
Oyibo who manfucature these generators do not use it like this in their own countires. They already have light.

Romance › Re: 5 Ways To Know That He Wants To Make You His Baby Mama by uuzba(m): 10:33am On Nov 29, 2018

Can the Nigerian youth not think about anything else except Fuckination? huh

Politics › Re: Why Nigeria Will NOT Defeat Boko Haram In 20 Years By Mayowa Tijani by uuzba(m): 11:17pm On Nov 28, 2018

daveP:
No offence to the Nigerian military, after all they see us all as bloody civilians, but can they watch some TV series that are all about military guys like SEAls Team, The Unit, Last Ship etc?

Pls let them watch it.

I said the above cos I don taya for Dia Mata.

Everything is not always by brute force.

The kingdom of heaven that the violent taketh by force, na strategic violence, not brutish violence.

A wise is enough for the words!!!!

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Family › Re: Man To End Marriage Of 16 Years With His Wife After Discovering Her Real Age by uuzba(m): 11:12pm On Nov 26, 2018

Headlesschicken:
Ordinary Age.... SMH...

Open your sense. No nigerian man likes a woman older than himselF Number One.

Number two: EVEN IF he can manage it, she supposed to have told him right in the begining of when they were still dating, let him make his choice with full knowledge and informatin

If she can follow him to CHURCH OR COURT, stand before God and LIE,
ABEG O.
Who knows how many other lies she is carrying.

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Family › Re: Man To End Marriage Of 16 Years With His Wife After Discovering Her Real Age by uuzba(m): 11:06pm On Nov 26, 2018

krissy123:
I get the fact that a relationship shouldn't be built on lies and he has a right to be upset...but come on. A divorce? Cos she lied about her age?. She was probably feeling insecure and didnt wanna lose him at the beginning.... they ought to work out their differences not get separated after being together for so long.

You haven't married yet.
Bone of your bone, flesh of your flesh IS LYING TO YOU FOR 16 YEARS.
You will scrape off the woman like Leprosy from your skin.
DO NOT LIE TO YOUR SPOUSE.

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Health › Re: New Pictures Of Family Of Five With Madness In Cross River by uuzba(m): 8:11am On Nov 26, 2018

Ask him now, he is a Christian in one praise-Da-Lord church.
Their pastor has forgotten him. Because the pastor collects tithe to buy private jet for himself and forget about all the downtrodden and destitutes on the street.

Check your church. Query your pastor.

Phones › Re: Surprisingly List Of Ancient Gadgets The Smartphones Replaced by uuzba(m): 8:01am On Nov 26, 2018

abbeyty:
All thanks to the oyinbos, left all these things to black Africans, human will still be jumping from one tree to the other

So what do you do about it?
I think you need to travel overseas and just look.
Don't go shopping, don't buy anything.
Just LOOK at the environment.
Then you will realise that a mighty ocean is made of little drops of water.
You will realise that there is something small that YOU can do in your own country. Just a small tiny thing. Na small-small oyibo take develop their country. Not by complaining about government.

Phones › Re: Surprisingly List Of Ancient Gadgets The Smartphones Replaced by uuzba(m): 7:42am On Nov 26, 2018

OP, why did you put the ANCIENT versions of these gadgets in the images as if any of us could possibly have been alive when those were used?

We used Calculators and typewriters but not ancient ones like those na!

Properties › Re: Causes Of Building Collapse And Precautionary Measures To Take. by uuzba(m): 6:11pm On Nov 24, 2018

Some Engineers in my office do this thing on their PC. I believe it's some sort of structure analysis
Then they always inspect the materials that the builders use.
In fact, they make the builder to build in stages with his own money first, they inspect and pay back. I've not heard of any structural failure in any of the buildings they supervise

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Health › Re: Physical Fitness Activities On The Street Of Lagos; How Safe? by uuzba(m): 6:58pm On Nov 21, 2018

HarryDuce:
Most Nigerian roads lack pavements. It's not Ideal to be running on main roads.

Sadly there's a general lack of foresight where these things are concerned.

Will you rather sit down inside the house, grow fat, angry and aggressive then explode your anger on others living with you? Go out there and do your exercise O!

A lot of tensions are built up due to lack of exercise. Watching the SCREENS
1. Phone Screen
2. TV Screen
3. PC Screen
4. Tablet Screen.
ALL DAY 24/7

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Education › Re: OAU HOD Flogs Students In Dramatic Arts by uuzba(m): 6:55pm On Nov 17, 2018

Stocking:
Stupid HOD

The students must be underaged or extremely childish to warrant a full grown adult to flog them

Career › Re: Senior Lawyer Wears Torn Gown And Wig To Court As Nigerians React. Photos by uuzba(m): 4:12pm On Nov 14, 2018

nazablossom:
The gown is an exhibit A for the case

The person he is defending don beat am finish tear the cloth.

Career › Re: Senior Lawyer Wears Torn Gown And Wig To Court As Nigerians React. Photos by uuzba(m): 4:09pm On Nov 14, 2018

Alzirida:
This trend of headline is funny. So the senior lawyer wore the ragged gown because the Nigerians reacted Or Nigerians reacts as senior lawyer wore torn gown to Court

Nigerians were reacting. Senior lawyer was wearing torn gown. Two of them now jam for court.

Health › Re: World Diabetes Day: Experts Recommend Natural Remedies by uuzba(m): 3:59pm On Nov 14, 2018

Isobug:
Can't do without sugary foods for years now and no sign of any sugar-related problem in my body. May be because I can't also do without sports

If it's a car, Mechanic will say, "Oga your compressor don spoil". And you will just buy another one.
Check your health now. Make doctor no say, "Oga, your baskelembo don spoil". Them no dey buy that one O.

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Travel › Re: One Lane Of The Alagbole-yakoyo Flyover Open For Use by uuzba(m): 12:19pm On Nov 13, 2018

Mekanus:
This country sef

And you are here? See all these things happening and you are just here like that? Was strong with you?

Events › Re: Lady Sent Out Of A Church Wedding For Wearing Trousers by uuzba(m): 5:17pm On Nov 12, 2018

ExpiredNigeria:
R

Politics › Re: Minimum Wage: 1.5 Million FG Workers To Earn Over N2.3tn by uuzba(m): 9:22am On Nov 11, 2018

Uglymugg:
How come Nigeria doesn't have a way of measuring productivity in workplace?

Dwveloped nations have it. One I know of is called KPI, Key Performance Indicators.
But that is only possible because their government has provided electricity, good roads, public transit, accomodation, and cheap affordable food for the masses, land telephone lines, pipe bourn water and gas to all houses.
So there's no excuse for somebody not to perform at work.

None of these amenities are in Nigeria. The lack of these are our main concerns and the reasons we give excuses for non productivity at work.

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