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Crime › Re: Indian Police Arrest 4 Drug Peddlers Including Nigerian Man And Two Women (pic) by uuzba(m): 12:42pm On Jan 07, 2019

Pat081:
u re 1oo% right with dis ur Comment

4 people were caught carrying cocain. 2 are men, 2 are women. Only 1 black man. The black man is from one particular tribe.
Who asked the black man to go and carry cocain in India?
Abeg. The reporter is reporting what he saw.

Crime › Re: Indian Police Arrest 4 Drug Peddlers Including Nigerian Man And Two Women (pic) by uuzba(m): 12:39pm On Jan 07, 2019*

Lordofthewest:
I hate tribalism but seriously what the fvck is wrong with our people of the east coast and their desperation to make money at all cost to impress themselves?

It's all their village meetings. Every time travelling to village to eat and dance, for burial, for marriage, for Christmas for Easter... Every time.
Once they gather for the party, each will start comparing wealth with the others opressing each other. The ones that were gentle and humble before will feel so bad and angry that they don't have money to show off. They will now swear to do any kind 419 to get money.
This is why our East bretheren keep falling into crime.

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Crime › Re: General Obi And Ojong Elvis Ojo Killed In Cameroon. Graphic Photos by uuzba(m): 12:31pm On Jan 07, 2019

pyyxxaro:
Depends on the crime

So you gain the whole world through your crime for 50 years but on judgement, you lose your soul to eternal punishment (1,000,000 years plus)....

Crime does not pay. Do not be decieved.

Romance › Re: Jade Slavin To Find Love Because Of Her Height (photos) by uuzba(m): 12:25pm On Jan 07, 2019

kiddoiLL:
make she come Nigeria...na 3 days I give am, she go get suitors and toasters na she go tire..just 3 days

3 days to find all the Gold diggers, passport seekers and toto-wanters.

This why the girl is looking for love and cannot find it. She wan marry tiil death do them part. Not f**king around.

Christianity Etc › Re: Starting Out The New Year With A New Resolution? by uuzba(m): 1:46pm On Jan 06, 2019

This my own new year resolution.

我的新年決心是關注我的事業

grin

TV/Movies › Re: Yuletide: Nigerians Spent N359 Million In Cinemas by uuzba(m): 1:33pm On Jan 06, 2019

Ayobami7:
英国加

Just look at the BS you wrote. Even you don't know how to do the effizy well.

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TV/Movies › Re: Yuletide: Nigerians Spent N359 Million In Cinemas by uuzba(m): 1:30pm On Jan 06, 2019

miracood:
WHAT A WASTE

Watching of movies is a way to escape from your current environment. Those who don't have money to travel overseas, sit at the TV and watch oyibos overseas.

Travel › Re: What Australians Think About Nigerians by uuzba(m): 9:10am On Jan 06, 2019

MyVILLAGEpeople:
My brother God bless you for this..

All these so called gee boiz we have here are babies when it comes to hacking and Internet scams. Russia na number one. infact Russians have the best hackers in the world. but u won't hear them or the government talk about it.

well, like the saying goes ----The empty barrel makes the loudest noise.

I tried running away from Nigerians and not telling anybody I was a Nigerian some years ago when I lived overseas. But I blame pepper. It's pepper that caused it. Oyibo will cook better food, no single pepper inside. Correct chicken with no pepper.
Na pepper reveal my identity. It's not easy o.

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Travel › Re: What Australians Think About Nigerians by uuzba(m): 9:04am On Jan 06, 2019

Timi1990:
Nigerians Dey learn when you talk about scam & frauds . When countries like Russia, Ukraine, Romania, Pakistan, Philippine, India , Italian mafias & Mexican cartel etc . Just because Nigerian fraudsters show off on instagram and Facebook doesn’t mean they are the most notorious ; when you hear news about Russian & American criminals you go fear and know say naija still Dey learn .

Oyibo who invented computer is still the one who invented virus and trojan to hack the computer. Nigerians just get thrown junk PCs and called bad name for using it.

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Travel › Re: What Australians Think About Nigerians by uuzba(m): 9:00am On Jan 06, 2019

igbodefender:
They believe that Nigerians go through hard drives to get their passwords to scam them. Can you imagine!! But is that true?

What do you think those guys in computer village Ikeja are doing? Is it Ten-Ten they are play there?

Health › Re: It's Time Nigerian Health Sector Adopts Euthanasia - Nigerian Lawyer Says by uuzba(m): 8:14am On Jan 06, 2019

Joromi12:
If i have cancer and it has become terminal abeg kill me

Why don't we just kill you now, so you won't have the cancer at all?

Health › Re: It's Time Nigerian Health Sector Adopts Euthanasia - Nigerian Lawyer Says by uuzba(m): 8:11am On Jan 06, 2019

amalab30:
I hate pain especially in kids that can't be explained! When I hear about the pain sickle cell patients pass through some times, I feel sad. Personally I subscribe to this if all checks and consents from parties involved have been sought.

Well, my own take is that All of you who want Euthanasia on others, should be lined up and killed. When you are all dead, then the rest of us plus all the sick patients can rethink the issue again.

Travel › Re: London Man Creates Scene As Airline Staff Stop Him From Going With His “egusi,” by uuzba(m): 8:07am On Jan 06, 2019

inoki247:
I'm sure if dem tel him to choose between Egusi and London e go choose Egusi...Village people trying to play bet9jaa with is life

Egusi does not grow in London. Not everyone can eat London food easily. They mainly eat, bread, flour, milk eggs, potatoes 24/7. No pepper. When Oyibos come here, sheybe they too don't go around eating Fufu, Eba, pepper soup. They should alow the man jo. Many Nigerians in London are longthroating for the Egusi that he is brining. u

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Celebrities › Re: Funny Toheeb Gets Featured On BBC (Photos) by uuzba(m): 12:48am On Jan 06, 2019

INDUSTRIALFAN:
all that comes from all you dimwits is "hater" once someone isn't in same page with you. That my sense if humour isn't as shallow as yours don't make me a hater. It's just me being real. Y'all have got poor sense if humour.

Person wear cloth, small pikin make fun of cloth. BBC show us picture.....Na im una don dey curse and hate each other? Small time now we would read that somebody commited suicide. Na so una dey do. Simple matter you cannot leave it. Off your phone and go and cut grass outside abeg.

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Celebrities › Re: Funny Toheeb Gets Featured On BBC (Photos) by uuzba(m): 12:43am On Jan 06, 2019

iamphill:
BBC and western world will only show the mediocrity of Africans. Trust me this is a subtle yab on us.

Do better one, let them show you na? When we spend all our life fighting village againt village, we've forgotten how to be decent Nigerians, one nation.
Carry your own camera and do your own BBC and show us better thing.

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Celebrities › Re: Funny Toheeb Gets Featured On BBC (Photos) by uuzba(m): 12:42am On Jan 06, 2019

Celebrities › Re: Funny Toheeb Gets Featured On BBC (Photos) by uuzba(m): 12:37am On Jan 06, 2019

Hundreddegrees:
I'm not a hater but this guy is disgusting and not funny

If you call creativity dressing in trash cans and trying to make fun of what people wear then I'll pass

There is a point in life when you know that there is more to life than wearing fine clothes. This humble boy is at that point.
You rather seem to have your greatest ambition as wearing of fine clothes. That's why you are upset that he's making fun of people wearing ffine clothes. ....He's making fun of your highest ambition.
huh

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Nairaland General › Re: 11 New Year Resolutions Most Nigerians Will Never Keep In 2019 by uuzba(m): 12:23am On Jan 06, 2019

But how did you arrive at 11? When I tried my own anaylsis, I arrived at 12.37. I'm very sure it is 12.37 new year resolutions that Nigerian's will never keep. It can't be 11.

Crime › Re: Man Sets Himself Ablaze After Wife Left Him In Jigawa State by uuzba(m): 11:23pm On Jan 04, 2019

xjiggy:
Despite his condition, he's still calling out for the first wife while the second wife is at his bedside. I pity the second wife.

When the second wife leaves him, he will pour kerosene on his skeleton and burn himself again.

Politics › Re: My Peter Obi: My 2 Sons Don't Have A Car, They Don't Have Money To Buy One by uuzba(m): 8:53pm On Jan 03, 2019

KingOfThisnDat:
If Obi can’t teach his own children how to make money, how does he expect to be able to teach 200m people?

Oh. You think your problem is making money?
The people that are committing suicide with all their money, is your head different from their own?

If you solve your problem, money will come. Money is not your problem.

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Travel › Re: "This Video Depicts The Daily Lagos Life. 2 Different Fights In 1 Minute" by uuzba(m): 8:47pm On Jan 03, 2019

Blackfire:
Crazy place to live.

How do you lagosians manage?

The style I use is to listen to foreign music. Classical, Enya...etc anything without beat.

All out Nigerian music has beat. The beating drum makes one to be aggressive

Then I pray, walk gently and avoid noisy people and places including noisy church. I go to church when it is quiet.

That is how I cope.

Crime › Re: Nigerian Man Arrested For Beating Woman Outside Nightclub In London. Photos by uuzba(m): 8:37pm On Jan 03, 2019

Biggerbros234:
na so dem de tok.
if na white man they will say he had mental cases which resulted to his mumulity and chronic cohesive behaviour towards women

We didn't hear anything about what the woman did to warrant the bashing from this London chilled out guy. A whole London guy vex reach like this? The woman must be worse than Jerry that Tom is always beating.

If the woman beat the man, them for no charge the woman. They will still say they guy was at fault.
Idiot one-sided people of idiot country.

Celebrities › Re: Cute Abiola Ankaragucci: "I Am Depressed, Please Help" by uuzba(m): 8:32pm On Jan 03, 2019

Airoflaw:
depressed people everywhere..meself depressed small last year but i don recover...pls
pls keep SNIPER away from all these depressed people

Keep smartphone and social media away from all depressed people.

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Celebrities › Re: Cute Abiola Ankaragucci: "I Am Depressed, Please Help" by uuzba(m): 8:30pm On Jan 03, 2019

Lassandi:
My advice to you Celebrities. Check your mental health status and when found deficient, take your prescribed medication and you be alright

Check for Bipolar, Schizophrenia and the likes

Take your phone and throw it into fire. Never look at social media again. This is the cause of your depression, comparing yourself with others

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Celebrities › Re: Daddy Freeze Replies Troll Who Said He Went To Beg Linda Ikeji For Money by uuzba(m): 4:43pm On Jan 03, 2019

Abeg leave this man O. He can vex now and go and commit sucide. His wife has already left him.. Abeg O.

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TV/Movies › Re: List Of The Highest Grossing Movies Of 2018 And How Much They Made by uuzba(m): 4:02pm On Jan 03, 2019

Excaperx:
Black panther inspiration was gotten from the great Benin kingdom.

Respect the greatest kingdom in Africa.

I'm proud to be from there..

#blackpanther hidden society, black panther mask, black panther wakadan prosperity all was gotten from Benin.

But why are girls running away from there? And with your ability to cast bronze sculptures have you guys ever considered casting iron rod that can be more useful for the building industry?

At least Wakanda people used vibranium to make aeroplane, and electric train.
We no go hear word again because you can cast Benin mask?

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TV/Movies › Re: List Of The Highest Grossing Movies Of 2018 And How Much They Made by uuzba(m): 4:00pm On Jan 03, 2019

Excaperx:
Black panther inspiration was gotten from the great Benin kingdom.

Respect the greatest kingdom in Africa.

I'm proud to be from there..
But why are girls running away from there? And with your ability to cast bronze sculptures have you guys ever considers casting iron rod that can be more useful for the building industry?

#blackpanther hidden society, black panther mask, black panther wakadan prosperity all was gotten from Benin.

Celebrities › Re: DJ Xgee Buried In Lagos A Day After Committing Suicide by uuzba(m): 2:55pm On Jan 03, 2019

Is this guy the only person to die?
Who killed him?
We should not hear word again.
The mistake that suicide people make is a foolish one.
They will say that because of this or that person, they are depressed and want to commit suicide...
Foolish.... Go and break the head of the person that is causing your problem and stay alive.

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Christianity Etc › Re: Church Members Storm Watchnight Service With Cutlasses For ‘Battle’. Photos by uuzba(m): 2:54pm On Jan 03, 2019

sureheaven:
Nonsense, I didn't see any Cutlass here . The pictures were blurred.

Buy camera. Una no go hear. To be forming with phone. Phone is not the same as camera. The phone is unable to focus and take a shot at night.
A proper camera would have no problem with shots like this.

Christianity Etc › Re: Church Members Storm Watchnight Service With Cutlasses For ‘Battle’. Photos by uuzba(m): 2:51pm On Jan 03, 2019

Didi2d:
When this pastors threaten you with preaching ehn, you no go no when you go obey them

So the pastor threaten people?

Celebrities › Re: Video Of DJ Xgee Performing At Basketmouth Lord Of The Ribs 2018 by uuzba(m): 2:48pm On Jan 03, 2019

KingOfAmebo:
Could you people let this man rest in peace already...Please learn to respect the dead and give his family the privacy they deserve.

Nairaland mods should know better but sadly they don't.

Shey he committed the suicide so that we would all clap for him Na.

Celebrities › Re: Basketmouth Mourns DJ Xgee, Shares Photos Of Their Moments Together by uuzba(m): 8:51am On Jan 03, 2019

Lexusgs430:
Depression vs Life pressures........ How did our parents cope?

Our parents didn't have life pressure.
This generation has unnecessary life pressure ever since this social media & camera phone was invented.
People create fake scenarios, snap a picture of themselves and put it on Facebook or other social media. Your long-throat carries you to see the image on social media. Then you start comparing yourself with them. And when you can't measure up to the "illusion", you become depressed.

Get rid of social media.

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