₦airaland Forum

ikorodureporta:
Naija need visa?

No matter how bad things are, the country is your own and any foreigner needs visa to enter it.
We know that immigration people will make a lot of money from the process.

annnikky:
So r u telling me nobody has ever bath u b4?

Never with a bucket outside the house as you showed in the picture. I had a small baby bath tub. Then later moved on to the bathtub in the bathroom.

annnikky:

Them I'm not one. I always lived in a house and took my bath in the bath tub as my parents could afford for us to live in a house.

So if you want to marry, don't invite anybody from the office. Abi?

ednut1:
Robbers now disguise as taxify drivers. They prowl regular pick up spots .

That's the only problem with this whole world. Bad people disguise as good people. Until judgment day before the weeds will be sparated from the wheat.

mctfopt:
Did the lady lose her memories from the beating? I don't get the reason the announcer is asking people to identify her.

Shey the man has a phone which he used to snap her. If all was well, she would have borrowed his phone to call somebody or instagram herself. But apparently she just remained mute like say she has no friends. Na im make the guy did the announcment.
The kind night waka wey she dey waka, that she can't even phone any family member to tell them where she is. It's not a good waka she was doing.

vicardino:
Guy, u just met your wife. I await una wedding announcement

Wife wey dey waka VI for night? Which kind wife be that?

symbianDON:
in America a SINGLE fingerprint nailed the suspect while in Nigeria SEVERAL video evidences haven't been able to nail a certain man named Ganduje

Since all Americans are immigrants (everybody came from another country), they are easier to control by the government. Everyone is registered, has a social security number and a house address on the Government database.
We Nigerias are indegens. We came out of the soil. Democracy is an alien culture. Asking an alien to register us all to home addresses is a futile exercise. We identify as family and tribes. But are not tied down to specific home address.
This is the same situation for the Native Americans. They stay "off the grid" created by the alien immigrants. They are the Real Americans. But which of them do you know? They're just offline.
If you take their finger print, you won't ever find them a second time.

fabienjoe:
Who are these pitiable souls using Nigeria's abysmal standards to view events in a functional first world? If you don't know any better, you can only do one thing...LEARN!

Always remember that the people you see in America are all immigrants from Europe. None of them is a native indege. The real native Americans have been killed off or relegated to the background.
When immigrants travel to a new land, they repent of their past mistakes in their home land and make sure things work in the new land.
We Nigerians are all native indegenes. In fact all Africans. There is no impetus in us to make things work, afterall, we can comfortably relax in our villages right here.

ishowdotgmail:
In Nigeria, the mail would have me sent successfully

In Nigeria, the post office would have exploded. As in...

masterP042:
Scientifically, this wood can't float, it will collapse by its own weight in the water. How this piece could contain two blue whales, and thousands of other animals outside their natural habitat is a joke

If this wood cannot float, how come Iron is floating in the ocean?

OkaNaUbe:
The word, "duh" doesn't exist in English Language.

"Sorry" is misused by a lot of youth, even corps members and graduates alike.

Imagine, one day, I was standing in the
an ATM queue waiting for my turn to make withdrawal and one Corps member asked me, "sorry who is the last person?", I retorted, " Why are you sorry? You haven't wronged me" and "I am not the last person".

I went on to tell her that she should have said, " Excuse me, who is the last person in the queue?"

The "Sorry" that they used originates from the British culture of being excessively polite. It is short for, "Sorry to bother or distract you from your thinking or contemplation" can you tell me etc.... British people are always quiet, calculating and think and solving one problem in their mind. So tell them sorry for breaking their thinking process before asking your question.

A person whom you think is so smart and wise, you say "Sorry" could i etc...
A person whom you think has empty dunce head no thinking going on inside the brain, you say, "Excuse me,, blah,blah". Since he kukuma just blocking the oxygen that you are breathing.

tuzle:
I will like to know the top 5, and see Nigeria is there.
Not surprised at all, just found out Nigeria doesn't even have one

With all our corruption, somebody will use fake material for the suspension cable of the bridge. The thing will now cut and bridge will fall and kill people. Abeg leave it like that. Let us not have.

Olalan:
They don't repeat in private school for the fear of the parent taking their kids to other schools

...for the fear You will tell a child a lie, decieve the child just to collect money.... ...for the fear of telling the truth.
Will anybody stand on judgment day at all? Abi fear will not even allow anybody to enter heaven?

ilevic:
Thanks To The Government But When Wil Govtl Rescue Our Sisters Who Walk Have Naked On The Street

Unfortunately, never. Since the same government officials patronise such ladies

Alexrayz:
Rubbish human so dey should know about every human in the state animal are u not still in d zoo people like u go see ur house dey burn u go add fuel instead of finding way out I will not be surprise that u there begging for federal appointment why go to sch here u nor know road to through Morocco or Libya bigot

What work does the government have except to provide for the people? If you don't know who the people are , whom are you providing for?
It is 100% government business to know each and everyone of us. Are we not registered citizens of Nigeria?

Throwback:
I wouldn't mind sailing a ship that wasn't a drillship.

Maybe I can save up and be on the maiden voyage.

This kind of ship is a cruise ship. It is like a hotel ontop of water. Black people hardly ever sail in such ships. Black people do not like ships or sailing, nor do we build ships or like going near water.

jerryunit48:
Wow good.
Some Catholics wey no dey take pills won’t like this

If you need to limit children, get yourself involved in positive activites, don't have sex with anybody. Not even secretly with yourself. This is called abstinence.
This is the God given approach.
2nd method is Natural family planning. Monitoring your wife's fertility cycle and having sex on the days she is not fertile.
If you cannot do these then you might be a sex addict and do not believe that God can do anything to control you. How then will you get to heaven if you cannot control your own private part?

GRACEGLORY:
You guys don't ever see anything good in Nigeria.
You'd only see what you choose to.

When a Chinese buy shoe, slippers or car, he checks the label and it is written, "Made in China". He is happy with his country and himself.
A Nigerian asks for "Made in Germany or Belgium" before going to the market. He is never happy with himself or his country.

SilentListener:
If na Nigerian now one person go just thief the money run go u.s go stay, god help us all.

Chinese people have national pride. They are proud of "Made in China".
Nigerians hate seeing "Made in Nigeria" on anything.

soberdrunk:
Wowser!!!! "65 million POUNDS"!!! If i have that type of money i will still be living in my middle class estate so i can torment people, anyone that doesn't greet me with respect i will buy the property next to their house and open poultry....

Your own house will be smelling of fowl mess. Death by 1000 small-small messes from their small nyash
Don't put poultry near residential zone.

PUSSYBBQGRILLS:
They should use what they have to get what they want.

Reduce the shuttling.

Social media is a place where you can write anything you like.good or bad. However, whatever style you choose eventually affects you in your real life.

GeorgeTheCoder:
The lady is stupid.

First she writes the name of her friend in the attendance register showing her immaturity, next she lets a man who assaulted and demeaned her go free.

How can we move forward as a nation when we are too cowardly to pursue our rights and seek justice ? Forgiveness comes after judgement not when the sin is unatoned.

I repeat, the girl is a fool. The commissioner of education ( who has no business in this case, except to implement the decision of a competent court) had just implied that her dignity it's worth only 50,000 naira and the principal has gotten away with battery.

Eh, when you go about falsifying evidence by telling a lie on an attendance sheet, your dignity will be reduced. What do you expect?

She can continue lying and say the money is N50million

kunleweb:
You are a f0l, what wrong did the corper do?

Did you not read that the corper wrote down the name of her absent friend on the register? That is giving false evidence.
If the friend was involved in Armed robbery or prostitution outside, is that how the legal system will be decieved by attendance sheet that No, she was in school?

klashe:
I'm so disappointed with the comments of some people... The principal made his mistake by over reacting. The corper girl should have been dealt with severely... Why should we blame our leaders of corruption when we ourselves are corrupt?

When I was in Sec school, the corper teachers we had did not look like the kind of people principals can beat.
When I later became a corper, all of us were of the order of 24-25 yr olds. We were physically intimidating.
Maybe some corpers these days are 18,19years. Small and childish. Hence the flogging.

bafex:
how will they flog someone as big of that

Big? But probably behaving like a small child.

yeyerolling:
Both were wrong and shud be punished. Sack the man expel d corper

The corper must have been behaving like a small child. Or probably was a small child. This gave the principal the power to fall for the flogging temptation

wicojosu:
this is so gory. why are nigerians killing themselves in name of material gains

The rulers and leaders and preachers attach so much attantion to material gains with their pompous lifestlyes which we see here on social media.
The people believe that indeed material wealth is the ideal. They stuggle to gain the whole world and lose their soul in the process. People have forgotten Jesus.

lexy2014:
Are d traditional rulers in Nigeria working against d president of d federal republic of Nigeria? Are they galvanizing their "subjects" against d Nigerian state?

A simple yes or no will suffice supported by ur reasons. All u have been saying have no relevance 2d question I asked

The yes or no you are requestion is so difficult that even the Nigerian government is unable to settle with a constitution that favours even we the people. So stop asking as though ruling nigeria is a piece of cake.

This is why Buhari himself does not give a damn when cattle rearers murder 100s in villages. And flies himself overseas for 4months break.

Either we return to military rule or some form of Autocratic rule as you can see the democracy is not working, has bred massive corruption, and many have fled the nation.

Continue looking for Yes or No answer.

Should God kill Devil? Yes or No?

lexy2014:
U are going round in circles&u still havent answered d questions I asked:

Are d traditional rulers in Nigeria working against d president of d federal republic of Nigeria? Are they galvanizing their "subjects" against d Nigerian state?

Whether or not the traditional rulers are physically pushing the people or not, their reaction to issues matters. If a traditional ruler does not react to a minister embezzeling government funds, surely he is indirectly promoting the rest of the people in the kingdom to follow the same.

They are called Traditional Rulers not Traditional Followers. Their ruling position has a moral significance to the people. Whether they speak or not is significant to the people. What is the point of a tribe a village if there is no ruler?

If a traditional ruler publicly declares, "Yoruba People do not steal", a lot of heads will turn.

lexy2014:
Is there any traditional ruler in d country who is a senator of d federal republic of Nigeria?

No there is none.
They are all excluded.
So where do they fall? Inside their kingdoms.
Whom do the people obey?

You cannot exclude tradional rulers from the governance of the nation and expect their loyalty to the nation.
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In England, Queen Elizabeth is their one and only traditional ruler with royal subjects under her. Their national anthem is "God save our Gracious Queen. Long live our gracious Queen...etc". Alll the denomination of all the currency notes and coins bears her face alone.
The land of UK is her own personal property. Even their Anglican church is under her rule (This is what made Catholics separate from Anglicans).
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Then the prime minister and co are performing democaracy under with her permission. They report to her palace and kneel down to her before proceeding with their tenure.
UK cannot operate without the monarcy. Which money will they use? What will be their national anthem? Whose model character and behaviour will they emulate?
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Nigeria has disregarded traditional rulers from gorvernance of the nation. So they take it out sabotaging government work.
People will easily identify as I am igbo, I am yoruba, before they even remember, I am a Nigerian.
Two Nigerians meeting overseas does not mean they will get along. You can even see it all over this website.

lexy2014:
In all this grammar, u haven't been able to point out how traditional rulers are culpable in working against d president. Are they galvanizing their "subjects" against d Nigerian state?

Take a situation where the traditional rulers are the senators.