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BusinessRe: Friend Gives Man A Dud Cheque Of N5,000 As Wedding Gift by uuzba(m): 9:58am On Dec 18, 2018
IamD18:
Check very well.

You did something similar to that your friend.

This can't be ordinary.
Back in boarding house, we would call such kind of friend "Swavo". (or Swavinski - somebody that can swerve your hand).
You should have known the guys character since and never invited him to your wedding.
CelebritiesRe: Asa: I Am Afraid Of Fetish People, Get My Shoes by uuzba(m): 5:32pm On Dec 16, 2018
ollah1:
shocked shocked shocked


Dumb statement from a brilliant singer like Asa. You are afraid of fetish people but the frequent fetish people those you regard as Christians and Muslims. Shine your eyes sweetheart grin
Somebody cannot fear again? What is this country turning to?
EducationRe: OAU English Department Refused To Give Best Graduating Student Award For 15/16 by uuzba(m): 5:27pm On Dec 16, 2018
hisexcellency34:
It's the same in UI English Department too. Doing shakara on top of a course that is not lucrative. Who Shakespearean Literature epp?
When you are busy shelling. Adding "S" to the wrong words....
CrimeRe: Nurse Seen Brutalizing Her Daughter In Delta, Shun Neighbours From Interfering by uuzba(m): 11:17pm On Dec 15, 2018
psalmsmiles:
im ashamed of u man! its a 5yr old for crying out loud. @ dis stage she's likely to err and make mistakes! Even in correction there should be love. The woman was very wrong for whatsoever d case may be. i rarely ever quote any1 bt i totally disagree with you here
Do you think this is the first time the woman is correcting her child? Probably been repeating herself over and over again till now.
CrimeRe: Nurse Seen Brutalizing Her Daughter In Delta, Shun Neighbours From Interfering by uuzba(m): 11:11pm On Dec 15, 2018
oyanimall:
Totally against this but these children eh

Na God go save us as parents.

Shop at Oyani.
As Nigerians display foolishness in society, the children see and copy.

You have to shield your children from foolish society by you yourself practicing exactly the example you want them to copy.

Can you do it?
Hence the foolish children.
Car TalkRe: Peugeot 504: The Ultimate Car For Nigerian Roads by uuzba(m): 10:57pm On Dec 15, 2018
lonelydora:
I am very angry with Peugeot. The 504 models were kings of the road. Why didn't they continue with it just like Mercedes did with G-wagon?

Instead of giving us this plastic 306, 406, 307,etc they should have continued with 504 series.

I will never forget Papa Ebuka's 504 Evolution at the streets of Nsukka back in the days. Nice car
You have to think like a manufacturer.
If you produce 100 Peugeot 504, and 50 customers buy it, remaining 50 in your workshop. You start waiting for the customers to come back. But they never comeback to buy your remaining 50. Why? Because the one they first bought never spoil. They continue preparing and managing it. That one Na bad market.

So manufacturers learnt how to produce plastic light cars that can scatter to pieces in any small accident. So the customers will come back and buy another one to replace their own that has scattered.

This way, the manufactures remain in production and continue seeing money to pay salaries.
Most car manufactures are doing this.
Producing plastics cheap nonsense car that cannot survive more than 5 years.

My dad's 504 lasted 23years. They born me in that car, till I was 23 before he sold it.
PoliticsRe: Army Orders 30 Units Of Locally Built Proforce MRAP, Foreign Customers Order 20 by uuzba(m): 10:30pm On Dec 15, 2018
omega2128:
I see more proforce vehicles on nigeria roads more than Innoson cars.
proforce is not into hilux replica painted in camo but world standard military vehicles.

proforce is busy producing for serious Africa countries not using tribe to market it products.

I don't hate Innoson but I hate rebadging of cheap chinese knock-off cars
I hate the fact that our national pride is a product that can not be allowed to enter US, even if it's going to be used as garbage truck
Which one can you make?
RomanceRe: Apostle Samuel Kaunda Fiancee Failed To Show Up At Their Wedding In Zimbabwe by uuzba(m): 12:15am On Dec 14, 2018
Randy100:
Who is suppose to wait in the church. During my own wedding I won't come untill the bride arrives grin
Ah? You, A Man, are expecting a woman rubbing lipstick to finish painting her face and reach the church before you!?
...
Are you from Earth?
RomanceRe: Apostle Samuel Kaunda Fiancee Failed To Show Up At Their Wedding In Zimbabwe by uuzba(m): 12:08am On Dec 14, 2018
justiniyke29:
I am not removing the pastor from the blame but she should have said it is over since instead of embarrassing someone and his family
I'm not trying to judge O, but it is a very painful experience when you come across a person that cannot say SORRY.
Such persons are treated like this.
CrimeRe: Driver Absconds With Boss’ Car In Ibadan, Arrested In Akwa Ibom (photo) by uuzba(m): 10:34am On Dec 13, 2018
illitrate:
Please forgive him, it was the work of the devil, The devil pushed him.
So police should enter hell fire to arrest devil?
huh
This kind of people with 2 head. Una sense no get boundary
RomanceRe: Apostle Samuel Kaunda Fiancee Failed To Show Up At Their Wedding In Zimbabwe by uuzba(m): 10:21am On Dec 13, 2018
Imperare:
fake girls
He didn't know she was fake?
He didn't know the wife he was marrying? What kind of stupid idiot is he? Did he not date her? Did they not spend enough time to know each other's character before going ahead to marry?
She has already said that he was very abusive and violent. The idiot man thought he could continue abusing and beating her after wedding.
RomanceRe: Apostle Samuel Kaunda Fiancee Failed To Show Up At Their Wedding In Zimbabwe by uuzba(m): 10:16am On Dec 13, 2018
higgs:
Some people are just evil.She has given the man the worst embarrassment of his life.This is the kind that will kill the husband after marriage if he provokes her.
The pastor was very Abusive and Violent....
Which other reason again?
She has shown him pepper back Na?!
RomanceRe: Apostle Samuel Kaunda Fiancee Failed To Show Up At Their Wedding In Zimbabwe by uuzba(m): 10:13am On Dec 13, 2018
justiniyke29:
This woman wicked ooo. At least she ought to have called it off since.
The pastor must be SO WICKED, that he doesn't even give her chance to talk.
Preaching Bible with one hand, abusing and cursing her with the other hand.
She waited very well to show him pepper.
EducationRe: ASUP: Polytechnic Lecturers Begin Strike Indefinitely by uuzba(m): 10:04am On Dec 13, 2018
If all the government officials can gain their positions with only SSCE certificate, why would they support you to get higher certificate than them?
This is the main reason behind all the strikes.

Try to learn as much as you can outside school.
HealthRe: How Lagos Air Quality Is Very Unhealthy by uuzba(m): 9:40pm On Dec 10, 2018
Ttipsy:
not only Lagos, all cities in Nigeria has a dangerous air quality to the impact on our health.

due to the bad shape of our roads, dust, industrial emissions etc
From exhaust gases of cars
Exhaust gases of motorcycles.
Exhaust gases of diesel trucks
Exhaust gases of diesel generator
Exhaust gases of petrol generator.
Exhaust gases of "I better pass my neighbour"
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We are busy importing and buying all these engines from Oyibo counties, and now we shall die of exhaust fumes.
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Oyibo realised all this pollution and are doing research to come up with reduced emission engines and renewable energy.
Nigerians just sit down and IMPORT cheap products producing all the smoke in the world.
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Importation will kill us.
HealthRe: How Lagos Air Quality Is Very Unhealthy by uuzba(m): 9:30pm On Dec 10, 2018
nextstep:
A curious mind is the start of many positive policies and technological breakthroughs.
A serious government (and people) will read this information, take it seriously, and use it productively. Far more people get sick this time of year due to respiratory issues, and the long term effects is that people die prematurely after years of breathing in this polluted air.

In case anyone asks: here are some ideas, albeit not completely thought out:
- invest in renewable-energy buses. Right not it's not cost effective, but with government grants/loans/assistance...
- hospitals should be prepared to deal with increase in respiratory illnesses
- somebody could make or sell cloth masks that reduce particulate intake (especially when sleeping, or for kids and infants)
- government could consider industrialization and beautification policies that reduce the number of pollutants

The point of having a country is so that different people pool their talents (scientific, political, medical, etc) to make life more enjoyable for everyone. We should be proactive, instead of just letting nature do what it wants with us.
Long French.
Plant trees in your compound. I have trees in my compound because they do their usual Oxygen release. Plus filter out dust and smoke from vehicles on the road.

I cannot stop the vehicles on the road.
Nigerians buy one plot of land and cover the whole place with cement and paving stones. Now you are complaining about bad air.

Better knock down part of your house and plant a tree there. Sidon be waiting for government to give a damn about anything .
CelebritiesRe: Nairaland Super Mod Lalasticlala Show Off His Pretty Little Baby Face by uuzba(m): 7:58am On Dec 09, 2018
hatchy:
Well done...

You resemble the baby....sorry the baby resemble you. That is to say that na you do the work.

Welcome to the Snake family.
The baby resembles him more than he resembles the baby.
CelebritiesRe: Nairaland Super Mod Lalasticlala Show Off His Pretty Little Baby Face by uuzba(m): 7:52am On Dec 09, 2018
kemicalreaction:
Where is the father"s face huh undecided
See him going there, behind that man.

CrimeRe: Madam On Her Knees After Being Arrested For Brutalising Housemaid In Lagos. PICS by uuzba(m): 9:29pm On Dec 07, 2018
Hassan88:
The day my wife will lay her hands on my child or house help, she will be a gonna..... She will leave my house. There are punishments that should be melted on children not by using canes or dangerous tools for God sake.

In other words, if I see mark for my pikin body wey no be birth mark, well until then sha..
Oga Strong Mouth, the woman did not beat her own children. She beat the maid. The person who is NOT her child.
When it is your duty to sitdown inside the house looking at children (No office, no runs - just SIDON INSIDE HOUSE), i wonder how you will react then, WHEN "NOT YOUR CHILD" goes and sneakily cut your children's fingernails at your back and hide the clippings.
Put yourself in people's shoes.
CrimeRe: Madam On Her Knees After Being Arrested For Brutalising Housemaid In Lagos. PICS by uuzba(m): 9:05pm On Dec 07, 2018
IbrahimDamola:
Jail her abeg. Treating other people's child the way you don't want yours to be treated. God punish am.
So where did the house girl put the finger nail clippings of the woman's children?
And why is she hiding it?
Why can't she answer the question?
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The woman and husband made a mistake. Never employ Househelp. They will do one foolish mumu that will blast your temper. When you react and get angry, IT IS YOUR REACTION that everyone will photograph and put on social media.

See how EVERYBODY has FORGOTTEN to ask the house girl about the fingernails.
CrimeRe: Drug Test: Bowen Students Burn Down Hostel As School Suspends Over 200 Students by uuzba(m): 10:46am On Dec 03, 2018
davillian:
I wish the government can do the same on the Armed Forces.
Because I don't understand why some of them still behave like animals.
Their jobs entail that they behave like animals.
Do you know how many drivers try to o follow closely behind a convoy switching on their double flasher? If the soldiers don't occasionally stop and beat such people severely, everyone will be doing it.

Nigerians are very stubborn people. They behave anyhow here. But the moment same Nigerians step overseas they change and behave disciplined. Same Nigerians!
Why not behave properly here?
CrimeRe: Soldiers Punish Men For Driving Too Close To Their Vehicle On Lagos-Ibadan Expre by uuzba(m): 11:08pm On Dec 01, 2018
deri4luv1:
Shut the fuvk up
Bravery on social media.
Can you be a soldier for Nigeria? And if you cannot be one, who will be?
Can you sign up your name to defend Nigerians against whatever enemy may attack them? Or will you chicken out and leave the work for another person?
Understand that with all the problems of unity and progress we have as a Nation, these soldiers are even still trying by wearing uniform. After all their fight and uniform, what do they gain?

Just steer clear of them, respect and let them pass. Their work is not easy.
HealthRe: Generator Fumes Kill Police Sergeant And Her Two Children In Osogbo by uuzba(m): 10:08am On Nov 30, 2018
otokx:
How can you keep generator so close to the house and overnight? Latest 11pm switch off all generators in Nigeria should become a law.
Unfortunate.
Oyibo who manfucature these generators do not use it like this in their own countires. They already have light.
RomanceRe: 5 Ways To Know That He Wants To Make You His Baby Mama by uuzba(m): 10:33am On Nov 29, 2018
Can the Nigerian youth not think about anything else except Fuckination? huh
PoliticsRe: Why Nigeria Will NOT Defeat Boko Haram In 20 Years By Mayowa Tijani by uuzba(m): 11:17pm On Nov 28, 2018
daveP:
No offence to the Nigerian military, after all they see us all as bloody civilians, but can they watch some TV series that are all about military guys like SEAls Team, The Unit, Last Ship etc?


Pls let them watch it.


I said the above cos I don taya for Dia Mata.


Everything is not always by brute force.


The kingdom of heaven that the violent taketh by force, na strategic violence, not brutish violence.


A wise is enough for the words!!!!
FamilyRe: Man To End Marriage Of 16 Years With His Wife After Discovering Her Real Age by uuzba(m): 11:12pm On Nov 26, 2018
Headlesschicken:
undecided Ordinary Age.... SMH...
Open your sense. No nigerian man likes a woman older than himselF Number One.

Number two: EVEN IF he can manage it, she supposed to have told him right in the begining of when they were still dating, let him make his choice with full knowledge and informatin

If she can follow him to CHURCH OR COURT, stand before God and LIE,
ABEG O.
Who knows how many other lies she is carrying.
FamilyRe: Man To End Marriage Of 16 Years With His Wife After Discovering Her Real Age by uuzba(m): 11:06pm On Nov 26, 2018
krissy123:
I get the fact that a relationship shouldn't be built on lies and he has a right to be upset...but come on. A divorce? Cos she lied about her age?. She was probably feeling insecure and didnt wanna lose him at the beginning.... they ought to work out their differences not get separated after being together for so long.
You haven't married yet.
Bone of your bone, flesh of your flesh IS LYING TO YOU FOR 16 YEARS.
You will scrape off the woman like Leprosy from your skin.
DO NOT LIE TO YOUR SPOUSE.
HealthRe: New Pictures Of Family Of Five With Madness In Cross River by uuzba(m): 8:11am On Nov 26, 2018
Ask him now, he is a Christian in one praise-Da-Lord church.
Their pastor has forgotten him. Because the pastor collects tithe to buy private jet for himself and forget about all the downtrodden and destitutes on the street.

Check your church. Query your pastor.
PhonesRe: Surprisingly List Of Ancient Gadgets The Smartphones Replaced by uuzba(m): 8:01am On Nov 26, 2018
abbeyty:
All thanks to the oyinbos, left all these things to black Africans, human will still be jumping from one tree to the other
So what do you do about it?
I think you need to travel overseas and just look.
Don't go shopping, don't buy anything.
Just LOOK at the environment.
Then you will realise that a mighty ocean is made of little drops of water.
You will realise that there is something small that YOU can do in your own country. Just a small tiny thing. Na small-small oyibo take develop their country. Not by complaining about government.
PhonesRe: Surprisingly List Of Ancient Gadgets The Smartphones Replaced by uuzba(m): 7:42am On Nov 26, 2018
OP, why did you put the ANCIENT versions of these gadgets in the images as if any of us could possibly have been alive when those were used?

We used Calculators and typewriters but not ancient ones like those na!

PropertiesRe: Causes Of Building Collapse And Precautionary Measures To Take. by uuzba(m): 6:11pm On Nov 24, 2018
Some Engineers in my office do this thing on their PC. I believe it's some sort of structure analysis
Then they always inspect the materials that the builders use.
In fact, they make the builder to build in stages with his own money first, they inspect and pay back. I've not heard of any structural failure in any of the buildings they supervise

HealthRe: Physical Fitness Activities On The Street Of Lagos; How Safe? by uuzba(m): 6:58pm On Nov 21, 2018
HarryDuce:
Most Nigerian roads lack pavements. It's not Ideal to be running on main roads.

Sadly there's a general lack of foresight where these things are concerned.
Will you rather sit down inside the house, grow fat, angry and aggressive then explode your anger on others living with you? Go out there and do your exercise O!

A lot of tensions are built up due to lack of exercise. Watching the SCREENS
1. Phone Screen
2. TV Screen
3. PC Screen
4. Tablet Screen.
ALL DAY 24/7

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