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IamD18:Back in boarding house, we would call such kind of friend "Swavo". (or Swavinski - somebody that can swerve your hand). You should have known the guys character since and never invited him to your wedding. |
ollah1:Somebody cannot fear again? What is this country turning to? |
hisexcellency34:When you are busy shelling. Adding "S" to the wrong words.... |
psalmsmiles:Do you think this is the first time the woman is correcting her child? Probably been repeating herself over and over again till now. |
oyanimall:As Nigerians display foolishness in society, the children see and copy. You have to shield your children from foolish society by you yourself practicing exactly the example you want them to copy. Can you do it? Hence the foolish children. |
lonelydora:You have to think like a manufacturer. If you produce 100 Peugeot 504, and 50 customers buy it, remaining 50 in your workshop. You start waiting for the customers to come back. But they never comeback to buy your remaining 50. Why? Because the one they first bought never spoil. They continue preparing and managing it. That one Na bad market. So manufacturers learnt how to produce plastic light cars that can scatter to pieces in any small accident. So the customers will come back and buy another one to replace their own that has scattered. This way, the manufactures remain in production and continue seeing money to pay salaries. Most car manufactures are doing this. Producing plastics cheap nonsense car that cannot survive more than 5 years. My dad's 504 lasted 23years. They born me in that car, till I was 23 before he sold it. |
omega2128:Which one can you make? |
Randy100:Ah? You, A Man, are expecting a woman rubbing lipstick to finish painting her face and reach the church before you!? ... Are you from Earth? |
justiniyke29:I'm not trying to judge O, but it is a very painful experience when you come across a person that cannot say SORRY. Such persons are treated like this. |
illitrate:So police should enter hell fire to arrest devil? ![]() This kind of people with 2 head. Una sense no get boundary |
Imperare:He didn't know she was fake? He didn't know the wife he was marrying? What kind of stupid idiot is he? Did he not date her? Did they not spend enough time to know each other's character before going ahead to marry? She has already said that he was very abusive and violent. The idiot man thought he could continue abusing and beating her after wedding. |
higgs:The pastor was very Abusive and Violent.... Which other reason again? She has shown him pepper back Na?! |
justiniyke29:The pastor must be SO WICKED, that he doesn't even give her chance to talk. Preaching Bible with one hand, abusing and cursing her with the other hand. She waited very well to show him pepper. |
If all the government officials can gain their positions with only SSCE certificate, why would they support you to get higher certificate than them? This is the main reason behind all the strikes. Try to learn as much as you can outside school. |
Ttipsy:From exhaust gases of cars Exhaust gases of motorcycles. Exhaust gases of diesel trucks Exhaust gases of diesel generator Exhaust gases of petrol generator. Exhaust gases of "I better pass my neighbour" - We are busy importing and buying all these engines from Oyibo counties, and now we shall die of exhaust fumes. - Oyibo realised all this pollution and are doing research to come up with reduced emission engines and renewable energy. Nigerians just sit down and IMPORT cheap products producing all the smoke in the world. - Importation will kill us. |
nextstep:Long French. Plant trees in your compound. I have trees in my compound because they do their usual Oxygen release. Plus filter out dust and smoke from vehicles on the road. I cannot stop the vehicles on the road. Nigerians buy one plot of land and cover the whole place with cement and paving stones. Now you are complaining about bad air. Better knock down part of your house and plant a tree there. Sidon be waiting for government to give a damn about anything . |
hatchy:The baby resembles him more than he resembles the baby. |
kemicalreaction:See him going there, behind that man.
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Hassan88:Oga Strong Mouth, the woman did not beat her own children. She beat the maid. The person who is NOT her child. When it is your duty to sitdown inside the house looking at children (No office, no runs - just SIDON INSIDE HOUSE), i wonder how you will react then, WHEN "NOT YOUR CHILD" goes and sneakily cut your children's fingernails at your back and hide the clippings. Put yourself in people's shoes. |
IbrahimDamola:So where did the house girl put the finger nail clippings of the woman's children? And why is she hiding it? Why can't she answer the question? - The woman and husband made a mistake. Never employ Househelp. They will do one foolish mumu that will blast your temper. When you react and get angry, IT IS YOUR REACTION that everyone will photograph and put on social media. See how EVERYBODY has FORGOTTEN to ask the house girl about the fingernails. |
davillian:Their jobs entail that they behave like animals. Do you know how many drivers try to o follow closely behind a convoy switching on their double flasher? If the soldiers don't occasionally stop and beat such people severely, everyone will be doing it. Nigerians are very stubborn people. They behave anyhow here. But the moment same Nigerians step overseas they change and behave disciplined. Same Nigerians! Why not behave properly here? |
deri4luv1:Bravery on social media. Can you be a soldier for Nigeria? And if you cannot be one, who will be? Can you sign up your name to defend Nigerians against whatever enemy may attack them? Or will you chicken out and leave the work for another person? Understand that with all the problems of unity and progress we have as a Nation, these soldiers are even still trying by wearing uniform. After all their fight and uniform, what do they gain? Just steer clear of them, respect and let them pass. Their work is not easy. |
otokx:Unfortunate. Oyibo who manfucature these generators do not use it like this in their own countires. They already have light. |
Can the Nigerian youth not think about anything else except Fuckination? ![]() |
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Headlesschicken:Open your sense. No nigerian man likes a woman older than himselF Number One. Number two: EVEN IF he can manage it, she supposed to have told him right in the begining of when they were still dating, let him make his choice with full knowledge and informatin If she can follow him to CHURCH OR COURT, stand before God and LIE, ABEG O. Who knows how many other lies she is carrying. |
krissy123:You haven't married yet. Bone of your bone, flesh of your flesh IS LYING TO YOU FOR 16 YEARS. You will scrape off the woman like Leprosy from your skin. DO NOT LIE TO YOUR SPOUSE. |
Ask him now, he is a Christian in one praise-Da-Lord church. Their pastor has forgotten him. Because the pastor collects tithe to buy private jet for himself and forget about all the downtrodden and destitutes on the street. Check your church. Query your pastor. |
abbeyty:So what do you do about it? I think you need to travel overseas and just look. Don't go shopping, don't buy anything. Just LOOK at the environment. Then you will realise that a mighty ocean is made of little drops of water. You will realise that there is something small that YOU can do in your own country. Just a small tiny thing. Na small-small oyibo take develop their country. Not by complaining about government. |
OP, why did you put the ANCIENT versions of these gadgets in the images as if any of us could possibly have been alive when those were used? We used Calculators and typewriters but not ancient ones like those na!
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Some Engineers in my office do this thing on their PC. I believe it's some sort of structure analysis Then they always inspect the materials that the builders use. In fact, they make the builder to build in stages with his own money first, they inspect and pay back. I've not heard of any structural failure in any of the buildings they supervise
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HarryDuce:Will you rather sit down inside the house, grow fat, angry and aggressive then explode your anger on others living with you? Go out there and do your exercise O! A lot of tensions are built up due to lack of exercise. Watching the SCREENS 1. Phone Screen 2. TV Screen 3. PC Screen 4. Tablet Screen. ALL DAY 24/7 |
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