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Travel › Re: Man Came Down From His Car And Started Dancing, After He Got Tired Of Traffic by uuzba(m): 7:39pm On Dec 24, 2018
Esseite:
Passed through costain bridge Lagos at 6pm on Friday and saw cars & buses driving on opposite lanes on a bridge at 30 - 40mph alongside bikes while the police and lastma officials just looked on with disregard.
Nigeria is a metric country. We don't use or have cars' speedometers in mph. We use kph. So what speed were they doing again?
Education › Re: UNILORIN To Enforce Dress Code On Students, Staff by uuzba(m): 7:17pm On Dec 24, 2018
Anagha123:
University like secondary school
When the students are all children.
University is meant for young adults. 18years to 24 years and above. Any age less than this is a child. That is why the University will treat you as one.
Education › Re: UNILORIN To Enforce Dress Code On Students, Staff by uuzba(m): 7:16pm On Dec 24, 2018
Charmingrascal:
Vry soon dey wll be making uniform 4 Unilorin students. dat is d only Uni wher shuttle bus drivers threaten student, even wen a student is fighting for his right once d driver threatens 2 tak him 2 d sch security he wll succumb 2 him even outsyd d campus.
The complete alphabets is on your phone keyboard.
Crime › Re: Fear Of ‘Yahoo Boys’ Has Made Us Stop Wearing Pants – Women In Delta State by uuzba(m): 8:17am On Dec 22, 2018
2shure:
i cant imahine the stink from pant
even we men dah wear boxers still have that sweaty smell after pulling up.talkless ofwomen who discharge .
yuck
It is the discharge that the ritualist need. Any biology from your body, blood, hair,
They don't need the pant.
Travel › Re: Photos Of Tanker Which Exploded In Maryland, Lagos by uuzba(m): 8:10am On Dec 22, 2018
leo047:
We should be prayerful this Xmas period ooo
What is X?
Are the alphabets missing in your phone Keyboard that you can't spell Christ?
Christmas.
Crime › Re: Queen Dorcas Bolanle Attempted Raped Story By A Man She Met On Twitter by uuzba(m): 9:56am On Dec 20, 2018
Rextizzle:
Twitter bullshit again
See the useless title of the story. Lady almost raped by man she met on twitter
Is that so?
Lady carried phone, opened the browser, and typed www.twitter.com ...
Saw the face of a man, and he flew out of the phone and raped her.
Hmm. We should not browse again?
Travel › Re: We Pray For Death In Libya, Says Returnee (photos) by uuzba(m): 6:13am On Dec 20, 2018
panini:
Before you finish reading this comment, a Nigerian has decided to make the same journey to Libya.
You guy will be commenting as if you are some sort of aid giving NGO. Truth remains that those suffering are still suffering and you aren't doing anything to assist them. Hence they make the decision to leave. Now, you will vex that they left. You will still vex that they returned.
Vex-vex set of people.
Politics › Re: Accord Party, APGA Presidential Candidates Protest Exclusion From Debate by uuzba(m): 6:02am On Dec 20, 2018
godfatherx:
Spoilers Club

There are only 2 relevant parties in Nigeria, APC and PDP, both have at one time or another disappointed Nigerians.

No other political party has the platform to win a Presidential election, let's not deceive ourselves.

Earlier this year, there were talks of a third force and the likes of Ezekwesili, Olawepo, Sowore etc attempted to form a pact, but because of their selfish desires, the pact never saw the light of day. If among the learned and internationally exposed, you can't compromise your stance to win something, how can you now cope with ruling one of the most diverse nation on earth - diversity in religion, ethnicity, exposure, literacy and general reasoning?

Only APC and PDP are relevant because in lots of rural communities in the North, South, East and West, they haven't heard of any other political party but these.

If the others can be less selfish and form a third force coalition, they stand a chance.
It is this your type of reasoning that make the rich to remain richer. They can be dishonest and unjust, just pack money and bribe their way to freedom. Then thesame you will follow jungle justice crowd and burn a man alive for stealing N50.
Enough of this one sided justice. Nobody is above the law. All parties should go for the debate. Nigeria belongs to both the old and the young. You cannot be a passenger in Nigeria. It is your country.
Crime › Re: Police Inspector’s Wife Bites Off Sergeant’s Ear In Lagos (Graphic Pics) by uuzba(m): 10:43pm On Dec 19, 2018
LWFashion:
We are honestly living with some deadly creatures. That's why sometimes when I'm the country, I really can't mix freely coz who knows, you may be in a club dancing to your own peril. And now this? Jeez! Can't deal. lipsrsealed
I spend more time on the moon these days because whenever I'm on the planet Earth, there's always one problem or another in any of the continents. It's only Antarctica that is kind of peaceful. I'll spend the Christmas there but definitely New Year on the moon.
Na wa O.
Politics › Re: Sowore To Sue Channels TV, NEDG And BON For Excluding Him From Debate by uuzba(m): 10:32pm On Dec 19, 2018
Ndubuisipaul1:
is it by force to interview you ? are you the owner of the TV channel ?
The TV channel should be just and fair expecially as it is now widely watched by millions. TV stations must always be careful to show all sides of the news otherwise they can be an instrument of havoc. You can't just show one side of news and say thats the complete truth. People can not investigate the other part of the news. Hence you may end up decieving them.
Travel › Re: Taiwanese Delivery Man Falls Asleep, Smashes Into 4 Ferraris Worth $1.6million by uuzba(m): 10:25pm On Dec 19, 2018
gypsey:
it's is your responsibility to put a claim on your insurance to pay for your repair. when your car was bashed did you even bother to put in a claim? i doubt you did.
I'm not talking about bashed.
Okadas and Kekes hardly ram into cars (or my car). They just make minor scratches. But over a period of time, there becomes so many minor scratches all over the body work that your car begins looking old.
A keke once pulled out my front bumper in traffic. I was stuck in place, he was on the margin and sped off.
Travel › Re: Taiwanese Delivery Man Falls Asleep, Smashes Into 4 Ferraris Worth $1.6million by uuzba(m): 6:27pm On Dec 19, 2018
stubbornman:
All these 2003 children without respect
They should make this internet according to age.
No matter the smartphone you have or the data you buy, you cannot browse anything if your are less than 25years.
Travel › Re: Taiwanese Delivery Man Falls Asleep, Smashes Into 4 Ferraris Worth $1.6million by uuzba(m): 6:24pm On Dec 19, 2018
linearity:
Am sure 99.9% that these cars are insured...so, no need for alarm.

It could even be an arranged ‘accident’ so that the insurance company can pay up.
I heard of such stories. There was a particular hill in Nigeria, in the 60s, where drivers will deliberately drive to the top, then jump out and allow the car to crash.. Later go and claim fresh money for brand new car. This was quite popular in the 60s till insurance companies found out about the trick.
Travel › Re: Taiwanese Delivery Man Falls Asleep, Smashes Into 4 Ferraris Worth $1.6million by uuzba(m): 6:19pm On Dec 19, 2018
samwash:
Many commenting there are just talking from the Nigeria mentality because we don't kwn what investing in insurance means in Nigeria.
Oya Convince me. Because I'm not paying another N5000 for 3rd party insurance again. When Keke and okada hit my car, they go scot free. I have to find another money to repair the damage.
Travel › Re: Taiwanese Delivery Man Falls Asleep, Smashes Into 4 Ferraris Worth $1.6million by uuzba(m): 6:17pm On Dec 19, 2018
Yoighaman:
Are you new on NL? Guess not....There are many fustrated people here, you just spotted one in a million grin....they attack you like you guys had beef before now smiley
Nigerians are pretenders. If not for social media people would never have known just how much other Nigerians despise each other.
Travel › Re: Taiwanese Delivery Man Falls Asleep, Smashes Into 4 Ferraris Worth $1.6million by uuzba(m): 6:13pm On Dec 19, 2018
kiddoiLL:
Insurance will cover the damage. Whoever or any company that probably owns those cars will definitely have them insured. There are some stuffs that are just to valuable to leave uninsured. And Whity dem, he might probably take responsibility for part of the damage...Life's simple... Us Nigerians, we no dey ever get time to hear about not to talk of invest in Insurance..we are insured by the blood of Jesus
When we live flamboyant lives in Nigeria. Each person buying the latest imported product (shoe/watch/phone) to display and oppress others.
In such a situation, when you realise that you are paying big money to Insurance company and in the event that you never have to claim for damages, the insurance brokers., will use that your money to buy shoe, watch and phone, snap the picture and put on Instagram and oppress you,..... will you still give them your free money ?

All the N5000 wey I don pay for 3rd party insurance, and I still go to mechanic to service my car every month, buy petrol, buy engine oil... Do you know what I could have done with all that N5000 multiplied by how many years?
Phones › Re: Twitter Is A Poisonous Place For Women - Amnesty International by uuzba(m): 9:15am On Dec 19, 2018
TheGreenLand:
We have to keep saying no to racism and tribalism for a better living.
What state in Nigeria were you born?
The state you are born in IS your state of origin.
You cannot originate from the state where you were not born in.
Now, can you confidently call the state that you were born in your state of origin? And write it in all your forms and documents?
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Solve that one. Then tribalism will disappear.
Celebrities › Re: Justine Skye: Being A Black Woman Is Very Hard by uuzba(m): 6:16pm On Dec 18, 2018
Abortions:
U A Fo,ol
What about you looking at the woman and pretending that you didn't see anything?
Social media is ruining us all.
Crime › Re: Conductor Set Ablaze For Stabbing Passenger To Death Over N50 by uuzba(m): 4:32pm On Dec 18, 2018
dairykidd:
For the first time this particular jungle justice makes sense... Although its not the best option
The day you will make mistake, and they also descend on you, it will also make sense.
Romance › Re: Outrage As Men Sexualize A -5-year-old Girl Wearing Bum Shorts On TV Talk Show by uuzba(m): 11:19am On Dec 18, 2018
flyca:
Why would anyone look at a five, seven, eight year old kid (boy or girl) with lust even if they were na.ked?

When I was younger, you see kids that age bath in pavements outside the house, in the streams or by the riversides with innocence and no one harrassed them. What changed?

Why are we so religious yet so pervertious?
Even full-fledged adults wear bumshots abroad (including non-religious countries) and no one bats an eyelid! In my company, it is okay to wear bumshorts to work. In fact, nobody even thinks anything is wrong with it.

So the problem is not the kids, but the paedophilic adults who have everything configured in the minds of their lustful desires.

In Nigeria, underaged girls are raped (even hijab does not stop rapists!). It's not the kids, it's the adults. Don't blame the child or their parents, blame the soceity. The evil people going around stealing pants, should we blame the pant for enticing them?


Blaming a child for being raped is the same thing as blaming a car owner for his hijacked car! Very unbecoming! And neausating!
Your write up shows ignorance in some aspects . You did not hear about rape etc at young age or in the village because the information did not get to you. It could be easily hidden. Today, we have smartphones with camera and social media. EVERYTHING can be easily communicated to the masses. This is how you now get to hear about all these atrocities.
Or do you think we are any bit holier than the people of Sodom and Gomorah?
We are so religious and yet so perverted. Yes! People go to church to pray and beg God for forgiveness because they are constantly and continuosly commiting sin. Sexual sins!. Abortions, masturbation from pornography. It is ALL ON THEIR PHONES. Delete the browser history and you think the person is a saint. You have no idea what people do when YOU ARE NOT THERE LOOKING AT THEM.
Western countries wear bum shorts -Does not mean that it is correct. Computer viruses, Trojans, pornography, First and Second World war, abortion, all manner of legalised evil started in the Western world.
We are hearing about it now because of the internet transmitting such information UNCHECKED, UNREGULATED, Direct INTO our smartphones here in Nigeria.
It is thesame western world that has the highest rate of sucide, that caused the credit crunch, that 9/11 happened, that school children randomly shoot each other dead. So never idolise western world.
The problem is you and the kids. You have copied western world and the kids have COPIED YOU. And will now go out to the road to tempt weak men who will comit another crime on the Kids.
Evil is like coal tar (or chewing gum). You stick one finger in it and it GUMS all your other fingers. Before you know it, you are completely stained all over with it.
Romance › Re: Outrage As Men Sexualize A -5-year-old Girl Wearing Bum Shorts On TV Talk Show by uuzba(m): 10:46am On Dec 18, 2018
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Romance › Re: Outrage As Men Sexualize A -5-year-old Girl Wearing Bum Shorts On TV Talk Show by uuzba(m): 10:41am On Dec 18, 2018
[quote author=chiefqueen post=73951227][/quote]Children ultimately copy whatever they see adults doing.
On judgement day, God will put you on one side, show you all the sins that you sinned, then show you all the people who copied you and sinned similar sin because of you.
As for those that do good, the same applies. God will show you all the good you did and all the people that copied you because of that good and did similar good. Only God can calculate all the mathematics inside judgment. That's why he is God.

Learn now what is right and wrong. You know that men are sexually attracted to females appearance. So whatever the age, please do not assist the attraction.
A lot of influence comes from foolish TV (DSTV), talkless of internet.
Romance › Re: Outrage As Men Sexualize A -5-year-old Girl Wearing Bum Shorts On TV Talk Show by uuzba(m): 10:19am On Dec 18, 2018
TheGreenLand:
What insolence!
This is the way paedophiles are known.
What a shame!
When I was learning to drive, my instructor told me, "assume that the other people are all mad. Then drive defensively". Look in the mirrors ALL the time, look left, look right. Turn your head round very well. Look front, look back. Use Trafficator VERY WELL.

This is how parents should train their kids.
This is city, not village. Children don't go about witn nyash.
If you are stupid, try it. You will recieve a "f*cking" response.
Business › Re: Friend Gives Man A Dud Cheque Of N5,000 As Wedding Gift by uuzba(m): 9:58am On Dec 18, 2018
IamD18:
Check very well.

You did something similar to that your friend.

This can't be ordinary.
Back in boarding house, we would call such kind of friend "Swavo". (or Swavinski - somebody that can swerve your hand).
You should have known the guys character since and never invited him to your wedding.
Celebrities › Re: Asa: I Am Afraid Of Fetish People, Get My Shoes by uuzba(m): 5:32pm On Dec 16, 2018
ollah1:
shocked shocked shocked


Dumb statement from a brilliant singer like Asa. You are afraid of fetish people but the frequent fetish people those you regard as Christians and Muslims. Shine your eyes sweetheart grin
Somebody cannot fear again? What is this country turning to?
Education › Re: OAU English Department Refused To Give Best Graduating Student Award For 15/16 by uuzba(m): 5:27pm On Dec 16, 2018
hisexcellency34:
It's the same in UI English Department too. Doing shakara on top of a course that is not lucrative. Who Shakespearean Literature epp?
When you are busy shelling. Adding "S" to the wrong words....
Crime › Re: Nurse Seen Brutalizing Her Daughter In Delta, Shun Neighbours From Interfering by uuzba(m): 11:17pm On Dec 15, 2018
psalmsmiles:
im ashamed of u man! its a 5yr old for crying out loud. @ dis stage she's likely to err and make mistakes! Even in correction there should be love. The woman was very wrong for whatsoever d case may be. i rarely ever quote any1 bt i totally disagree with you here
Do you think this is the first time the woman is correcting her child? Probably been repeating herself over and over again till now.
Crime › Re: Nurse Seen Brutalizing Her Daughter In Delta, Shun Neighbours From Interfering by uuzba(m): 11:11pm On Dec 15, 2018
oyanimall:
Totally against this but these children eh

Na God go save us as parents.

Shop at Oyani.
As Nigerians display foolishness in society, the children see and copy.

You have to shield your children from foolish society by you yourself practicing exactly the example you want them to copy.

Can you do it?
Hence the foolish children.
Car Talk › Re: Peugeot 504: The Ultimate Car For Nigerian Roads by uuzba(m): 10:57pm On Dec 15, 2018
lonelydora:
I am very angry with Peugeot. The 504 models were kings of the road. Why didn't they continue with it just like Mercedes did with G-wagon?

Instead of giving us this plastic 306, 406, 307,etc they should have continued with 504 series.

I will never forget Papa Ebuka's 504 Evolution at the streets of Nsukka back in the days. Nice car
You have to think like a manufacturer.
If you produce 100 Peugeot 504, and 50 customers buy it, remaining 50 in your workshop. You start waiting for the customers to come back. But they never comeback to buy your remaining 50. Why? Because the one they first bought never spoil. They continue preparing and managing it. That one Na bad market.

So manufacturers learnt how to produce plastic light cars that can scatter to pieces in any small accident. So the customers will come back and buy another one to replace their own that has scattered.

This way, the manufactures remain in production and continue seeing money to pay salaries.
Most car manufactures are doing this.
Producing plastics cheap nonsense car that cannot survive more than 5 years.

My dad's 504 lasted 23years. They born me in that car, till I was 23 before he sold it.
Politics › Re: Army Orders 30 Units Of Locally Built Proforce MRAP, Foreign Customers Order 20 by uuzba(m): 10:30pm On Dec 15, 2018
omega2128:
I see more proforce vehicles on nigeria roads more than Innoson cars.
proforce is not into hilux replica painted in camo but world standard military vehicles.

proforce is busy producing for serious Africa countries not using tribe to market it products.

I don't hate Innoson but I hate rebadging of cheap chinese knock-off cars
I hate the fact that our national pride is a product that can not be allowed to enter US, even if it's going to be used as garbage truck
Which one can you make?

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