₦airaland Forum

DyingFetus:
Anything just to create content

Well, NIgerian doesn't have any good content to send out.
So anything.
Our government is messing up.
All the sectors are messing up.
Doctors are all running away and other professionals.

okeganiyu:
Good muslim single lady that is ready for marriage should contact me on WhatsApp 07064417083.
I don't have car
I don't build mansion but and not hungry.

Can you pay house rent now and school fees for future children?

elujah1:
Some are not lucky to meet good men earlier in life i agree, but most of these women have pride issues and unnecessary standards, seen many who men have approached and still approaching but they have a fantasy of one prince charming and a castle

Well, you can't blame them.
It's because of yahoo boys.
Yahoo boys will get a young 18 year old girl, marry and start buying shoe, phone and wrist watches for her.
When that 18 year old "wife" passes by these old unmarried women, they will hate their lives more and be jealous.

jmoore:
It is not desperation. It's natural.

Women crave for marriage more than men.

I have seen many 'You will marry this year' posts on Facebook and 99.9% of 'Amen' came from women.

No.
They are craving for proper settled men, olden days type of men.
In olden days, the man didn't have to work 100hrs a week or hustle up and down.
Just normal 40hr work and the salary was enough for everything,
food, house rent, car, savings Plus time for the kids, and wife and sleeping normally at night.
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Such kind of men these days is impossible.
There will always be comma. Probably he can provide, but is doing yahoo or juju.

BreconHills:
This is not true.

Ok. 45 to 55.
Plus the woman's whole body has scattered and is blowing in the wind by that age.

(I tried to be nice before. But you just had to push).

BabaIbo:
Reversed image search...

That is, searching by image

Ok.
I'll try it with agbalumo fruit.
Let me know whether Google will speak Yoruba today or the whole internet will get error and crash.

stacyadams:
But I thought we produce the highest export of Hook up girls to dubai

Yeah we probably do. And maybe Italy too.
But that's giving the country a very dirty name.

mercysamuelson:
uuzba
How do you google something, when you don't know the name to write inside google?

I know about that fish before now. All I mean is that we can Google the name for detailed information about the fish.

So you already knew the name. So how did you know about THAT fish?
Which school did you attend? Which kind of fishermen do you have in your village?
I need answers!

Kingosytex:
The country is just in total disarray with no solution in sight.
like play, like play 8 years will be gone and there will be nothing to show for it.
May Buhari not perform better than Tinubu!

The country doesn't have any international plan.
Hence our economy suffers.
We're not producing anything new for the world. So the world does not value us and our economy suffers.
Even Black Pantha Wakanda, was the only country that has Vibranium metal and harnessed that technology to develop and sustain their economy. Foreign countries were all interested in that Vibranium of a thing.
Here in Nigeria, we don't have anything that anybody want's and we are not developing anything either.
Phillipines and malasia have a lot of domestic workers they always send out to rich countries to work as house boy/girl to billionaire.
Nigerians are either too proud or too crooked and untrustworthy to do such jobs
India sends out IT specialist all over the world. Indian guy is heading the whole Google now.
Americans just send out guns, bullets, technology and internet all over the world.
British advertise their English and their Education system.
Chinese send out construction team and cheaply manufactured goods worldwide.
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on and on.
Nigeria sends out NOTHING.
Just people running away to escape hardship. And then land overseas and receive more hardship there.

mercysamuelson:
That's an Honeycomb Moray Eel. Google is our friend.

How do you google something, when you don't know the name to write inside google?

BigDawsNet:
One of the most expensive fish in the sea

Sardin that they are selling N700 plus a tin is not expensive?

Chetas81:
THEY ALWAYS HIDE THEIR AGE UNDER THIS MAKEUP 💄

Just take them on a date to swim in deep water.
Then check the result.
You will know the age very well by yourself.

Khastro:
There shouldn't be anything wrong, esp where the man is interested in marrying her.
Usually you could use other indices to figure out, like when she finished high school, her favourite movies growing up, when she got her 1st job, if she's a Gen Z or millenial, how fat she is often guides, how she even looks and the texture of her skin, lots of ways really

If you want to marry, marry.
Women hit menopause at 35-45 years
if she tells you 38 years, you'll start calculating the possibility of her still being capable to bear children.
When an 18year old passes by that is 101% capable, you then dump the 38 year old and jump on the 18 year old.
The 38 year old will feel used and abused!
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Just take her on a date to swim. Make sure she enters water very well, let all the makeup wash from her face and body.
If she's still looking normal, go ahead and marry. But if you see crayfish, you can breakup with her.
All this will be done peacefully without asking her age.

dontrulee:
You're right, how old are you?

His age and wisdom is beyond your understanding!

specialmati:
i think women dont like that they are aging, they always want to look young

simple.
Women get to menopause around 35~45 years.
No successful man wants to be with a woman that MAY no longer be able to bear children.
If she's beside a younger woman, she will feel that you will pick the younger one over her, because the younger one can still bear children.
A man can keep impregnating women from age 10,11,12 (puberty) to 100years plus, no limit.
A woman just has few years. The earlier she's married to do this the better for her.
Besides, why would you want to go ask a married woman, living in her house her age?
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If she's not married and you ask her age, it's like telling her, "Aunty, why are you wasting your life out here? If you can't get married before 35, 45,,, you're screwed for life".

Stubborn82:
Guys, seriously What's wrong about asking about a woman's age, the first time I asked a woman about her age, she jokingly told me that it is wrong to ask for a woman's age.
Recently, I was watching a movie, and a guy asked a lady about her age, she said the guy question is rude.
Guys seriously, I mean what is wrong or is it a taboo to ask a woman for her age

The same thing that is wrong with asking a man his salary.

Linear differential equations with variable coefficients.

Olichoke:
Reason most men die before women

If we sit at home, women will not allow.
So what else?
1000s are dead or in prison here in Nigeria and various overseas countries because they went to steal to provide for the women.
This one doesn't want to steal.
Leave him let him do his work.

BoldBrainz:
Most people who pull stunts like this have no existing family members or close friends.

Don't doubt the possibility! I have a nigga who's lived like a ghost for the past 11years. Even his own mother has no idea as to whether he's still alive or not. I stopped visiting her cause everytime I did, she was always crying her eyes out and there's no way I'll ever tell anybody anything about him.

Arrange traditional wedding for him, all his relatives will spring up from the past and future to come and setup canopy and eat rice and meat.

Dotmanq:
This is what they call, catch me if you can.

Tomorrow, we will say we need CCTV to catch thieves.
This one has opened his face very well for catching.
But that's where the story will end. Nothing will be done.

Kukutente23:
Why is her iPhone peppering your eyes?
She's not responsible for your misery you know

But it's not done. And it's not right
You sound like the type of people that play their music loud from their phone in public bus or spaces.
One day, everybody there will also play their own music loud
and you will get a headache from the noise.

FuckTheMod:
Good.

Nigeria police is the Empire of the GOOD - 5%,
THE BAD - 70% and
THE UGLY - 25%.

The truth about Nigeria police is that if they give you the work, you won't be able to do it.
Standing under sun, being under appreciated.
No proper bullet proof or equipment to do your job.
The criminals will even be richer than you.
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I heard a case where the police arrested some robbers and locked them up.
One of the robbers inside the prison started gisting one police about their robbery and how much they make.
That police later released them and started clearing way for them to rob more and settle police later.
Because he saw his police work as just pure sh1t suffering.
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They sha later caught the thieves again and that police. That's how this story came out.

I dont' like this type of headlines.
It makes it as if, the Gun men sat down, targeted the man's life, waited till he was about to marry and then killed him.
And that is not the case.
I kicked a stone 517 weeks ago.
Can that make headlines too?

optionalY09:
White people are more yahoo yahoo than us yet they get internet service cheaper. A lot of people can get creative with the availability of Internet than doing petty fraud.

The % of people using internet for fraud are too little to attract any negative attention if not for negative types like you.

Why don’t you focus on talking about people using the internet for good thing instead of those using it for bad thing.

Elon Musk is more yahoo than any yahoo boy that has ever been. Did you hear any white person call him fraud? you dumb ass. Always want to talk shit

And this morning you have used the Internet to insult me?
You stated a foolish request to start with.
Wanting BBC or whatever western nation to GIVE us FREE Internet.
Please, without racial or tribal sentiment, that is a foolish request you stated up there.

optionalY09:
BBC just shut up, we don’t need you to instigate anyone to violence.

Where are people actually going

The world is changing people don’t need to travel to make money. BBC should work with government to serve homes with broadband internet for free that’s what we need and not too many people running the street

Why should they give us free broadband internet?
The amont of yahoo-yahoo going on on the existing jaga-jaga internet, is it not directly harming them already?

inoki247:
People saving cost left nd right...

All this 4plug V6, V8 argument noise sef don rest....

When petrol cost past their life, their mouth will close.

barinedan:
Uneducated people act foolishly in marriage, while educated people feel they are too wise to be cheated

Well, the women got same education as the men in same school, same class.
So they feel, why should I bow down?

Lawalemi:
Na oversabi dey kill them

The education of females is same education for males.
So they feel they must do and earn same amount as the males do.
You end up with 2 people fighting to wear the same trouser in the house.

vannessa7:
I felt compelled to write this after observing the online tussle between Muslim's and Christians here on Nairaland about who is right or wrong. After going through my write up I'm sure you might be more enlightened, I converted to Islam Nov 2016 after 20years of being a dedicated born again minister, I was a home fellowship leader, prayer warrior member, sanctuary cleaner, evangelist, followup member, I used to pray for members of my fellowship and God perform miracles, I use to receive revelations about members that will be perfectly accurate, I was always in every service, but nothing was happening in my life, I had a lot of respect from people that knew how God was using me but nothing was happening in my life, no husband, I lost my job after attaining a top management position, I had incessant witchcraft attacks, familiar spirit, ancestral curses and family idol, I became a deliverance junkie in mfm, I never missed rccg Holy Ghost service, winners Shiloh, I eventually got married 10yrs after graduation, 4yrs later my husband died, by that time I had crossed over to rccg with my husband in Abuja, I was an evangelist. I came back to the south to live with my mum as I had nothing left, I immediately joined rccg there and became committed, but I noticed that when I started praying for another husband only Muslim men came even during my 10yrs of waiting before marriage, after deliverance and prayers Muslim men were the ones I used to see and I will reject them, I used to tell them to convert to Christianity but they always refuse, when the same thing started happening my mother told me to give it a try because of time, I grudgingly agreed, but immediately I started receiving great revelations of great victories in the dream daily so I decided to convert to Islam, the first thing I noticed is that the constant sickness I used to experience vanished, I used to treat malaria or typhoid once in a month, even my mother was surprised, there is a particular situation in the family that has been threatening the peace of the family for long I had done several 3days dry fasting that God should solve it while I was a Christian without any result, my mother testify of it just 2months after I became a Muslim, I also noticed the heavy presence of the Holy Spirit while praying or in a mosque, I now understand why Christians have to sing for long before the Holy Spirit will manifest,Islam embodies holiness and that is why anyone who is not holy and goes to a Muslim domain is in danger, I used to have a couple friends who decided to travel to Iran for vacation they had barely step down from the plane when they fell seriously sick, they told me that many Christians have the same experience and some even dies, I will continue below with further analysis and comparison

You were never a commited Christian.
Christinity is the following of Christ, Jesus Christ.... NOT the following of pastors.
The pastors didn't give you result, and you were angry and left. You never followed Christ.

The single ones are not happy. They want to marry
The married ones will beat the living sh!t out each other in the house, carry divorce, black eyes and court case to come and discuss here on Nairaland.
I don't understand again.

madridguy:
I will go to the US or UK and I will still be controlling her as I want.

I know of a housegirl that followed madam and kids to UK.
Once there, the housegirl interacted with the british people.
Those ones said it's slavetrade things, as per her shitty Naija salary.
Explained UK minimum wage to her.
Gave her phone number to report Madam for low pay/exploitation.
Madam started fearing housegirl.
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No try am with Nigerian wife O. UK no be play-play place.
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A documentary for anybody trying to exploit others in UK.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pvrPH29O8wk

TO
TO
TO
Everything is "TO" in Nigeria
Which one is working now?
Shey they said there's electric bus now. Abeg who has entered the Electric bus?
We no hear news of that one again O.