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BigDawsNet:
Betting should be for Rich people

Staking 1m on Mancity to win Wolverhampton and dey get around 1.5m

Not staking 100naira on 40 teams to win 2.5m wey go still cut like say no tommor

Well, James Bond is always gambling (betting) in all the card games he plays.
He is sha under control of his game and his employers pay him very well anyway.
He doesn't depend on the betting money for survival.

American woman.
You didn't say whether she's black or white.
But I know, it must be black.

Kestolove:
Thank you Tinubu, since I was born I hv never experience lite like this

The problem with celebrating early in Nigeria is that once you open your mouth to celebrate, everything will scatter and return to even worse situation.
So I never celebrate anything again.

visaclick:
Ibeju lekki where i just moved to my house totally zero infact for years now it’s been zero power supply and now that fuel price is high i am not finding it funny at all.

Gbogije, same zero.
2012 i moved there, Zero
2013, 14 15 16 17 18 19 20.... 23...
Only 1ce in a while light will come. Then everything will blow and we go back to darkness.
I use solar panels and inverter to see light at all.

Kennitrust:
after doubling his hustle, he will certainly make double profit of 550+550=1100

N1100?
N33,000 for a month? abi N16,500
Do you know how much damage and wear the car has undergone in 1 day of heavy usage?
Within 1 month too much will be due for servicing and replacement.
Brake pads, worn.
Shock absorbers, worn out.
Door handles broken
Seat, dirty with sweat and mess-mess. All the seat cushions collapsed from FAT NYASH women.
engine oil, change
Piston rings worn.....
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Total repairs cannot be less than N200,000

Seriouslady:
Sorry for your experience. The reality of the country. It's a pity the way the government has gradually killed most businesses in Nigeria. The overhead cost makes no room for profit. Where do we really go from here?

Kukuma, buy electric unicycle,
carry passenger for back.
Dey charge am with generator or solar panel for house.

Emdebby2:
Another sad story.

White men developed the Uber app,
then sat in their office, to use our head to get them their cool 35% cash.
We will be hear suffering hot sun, traffic, back ache, expensive petrol, car wear, tear, damage...
to gain nothing.
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Why can't we do our own Nigerian uber app sef?
Must we use UBER app?
Always using oyibo stuff.

Best car for Uber is Hybrid car
IN TRAFFIC jam.
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The petrol will shut off and be using just the battery.
That's the only type of car that can save fuel.

CandidAdmin:
Since when does winch mean genius?

Yeah it basically means a person who does things no one else can understand.
If you saying winch in a happy way, you imply the person is a genius.
If you say winch with anger, then you imply the person is evil and ought to tbe punished.

Adewale1603:
You look great today

What of yesterday? How did I look?
Say it.

Wisdom has been trying to catch you but you are always faster.

Ubanz:
From the way you sound, you and your son has been in a sour relationship.
But how come your in-laws didn't ask of you.

The son kukuma just told the inlaws that his father is dead.
He has moved on in his life.

Azzik:
You must be a dangerous and wicked father to want to teach your own adult son lesson because he got married without your consent..why don't you narrate his reason for not seeking your permission.

And that's exactly why the son ran away to marry without telling the dad.

Bellotelli:
Everyone needs to be educated at all times.

For a nation to strive, Education is mandatory for its citizens.
Otherwise, bush people will just scatter the nation.

omooba969:
Nigerians are very unserious people, now everyone is carried away by some useless certificates that never translate to meaningful development of the country nor promotion of rule of law/ human rights.

There's something inherently wrong with the Black Man!

Stop this nonsense talk.
There's nothing wrong with black people.
Is that the excuse you will give God on judgement day?
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In the US, they have native Americans. They are neither white nor black.
All the white people you see there are descendants of European slave owners and immigrants.
They entered the US and killed millions of the native indegenes.
Then stole all their land.
We here, are the Natives of this land, minding our business in our different tribes and kingdoms till
white people came here and wanted to try that sh1t with us. But they didn't kill many.
They just forced all the tribes and kingdoms together to form a country and left.
And now you magically expect that all the black people speaking different languages will just start getting along in one prosperous country?

Why not?
UK will praise Nigerian students there so that you Nigerians here will sell your father's village and carry all the money and pay UK school fees to them there.
It's marketing. And they are very smart about it.

lipstick1:
Had a similar experience last month in my Team's years Business Review meeting.Havent gotten over the shame.

God help us

Begining is hard.
But you must begin
After 3, 4 times you'll lose the fear and start wondering why you were ever afraid at all..
But if you keep avoiding it, it will follow you till old age.

Calitoscassius:
Never heard of it, not over here anyway.

Well, unfortunately, the world doesn't revolve around you.
Sorry.

Quite risky.
There's no water on the mountain. or food for that matter.
So it's basically stress going up and coming down.
Those that will faint, will surely faint as usual.

Jennyclay:
Another broke Nigerian monkey at it again

Black men especially Nigerian men have no shame!

Biko I can’t laugh

What can we do?
The nation that is to be our pride and joy is full of criminal activities from the president down to lowest worker.
We all know the injustice going on and still leave it to happen.
The man has nothing left to lose. There's nothing better for him here in Nigeria.
Yes we have fine women, but marry now, and face quarrel in the house.
Hence the proposal.

Manual is faster when Automatic is slow.
But sometimes, Automatic is faster when manual is slow.
I hope this answers your question clearly

Wealthoptulent:
In the mud
many of una dey in civil services, COPERATE & BANKS forget say dem GUILTY of back dating DATES & AGES oo( affidavit plenty for dem FILE) but here dey cap say one person dey QUESTIONABLE abt Age

Na face of 9ja be that below
4 + ⁴

This is an AI generated image.
Becuase which kind hand this woman get? Double hand one side, elongated hand the other side.

FreeStuffsNG:
Great job by the vigilant officers. He will fix it back, be prosecuted, lose his driver's license and the truck confiscated.

This is Lagos. A kin gba gbere at all. If your
head is not correct, stay back in your village o. Check my signature for free stuffs!

No beating?
So far beating is not there, the driver will just find another truck and commit again.

Judolisco:
years.... We should hand over d country to d whites... They are better administrators

It's not really a matter of better.
If there was another country like Nigeria and they called you a nigerian to handle that country,
you will do a good job.
1. Because it is not your country. You're an outsider.
2. You are not from any tribe there.
3. You stand to gain nothing by engaging in corruption.
4. The locals will remain fighting each other daily. But you will always have no personal enemy.
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Nigeria's issue is that we are all insiders. We never agreed to form the country ourselves.
Outsiders just formed it on our head and began commanding us up and down.
The moment the outsiders left, we are unable to setup a working model to follow their leadership style!

UK is funny.
They fought each other very well. BUT A KING (Monarch) is heading all of them.
They all bow down to that King.
Their mornacy has been there since 1066.
This democracy their doing is still UNDER the monarchy.
The democracy sef is like messenger work. They've successfully put an Indian Prime minster as head and are sending the guy message like sheyge. But for their own oyibo king, they shut their mouth and pay respect.
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As for US, they are all immigrants. They Travelled from Europe over to US to beat up and kill all the natives. Then seize their land.
Then later agree amonst themselves how to share/divide the land into states and how to run their laws.

TRAPLORD13:
Don't even try it in Nigeria to avoid stories that bleeds the heart

They would surely have worked out a system to secure the cars.
GPS, immobilizer... something.

Bunkbars:
It is a foolish man,that would pay installments on a liability.

Plain foolishness.

The whole UK and US people pay instalmentally for their cars.
They just take latest car and start driving.
Sell it off, take another one and be paying.
But in US, public transport is not as good as in UK. So more people drive cars in US.

motionarena:
If I bash the car beyond repair.
What happens

That's your business.
You continue paying. Otherwise, prison.
So better don't bash the car.
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Well, in developed countries, i think, insurance will provide another car and you just continue paying.

Connected1:
The process is too tedious for you to run away.
They will literally collect every information about you.

Let them do like LagosRide.
Those ones put tracker inside the car and demobiliser.
You don't pay finish, they demobilise the car, track it, and come and collect it back whereever you are hiding.

Uchesis:
Nigerian girls are pained right now because the OP has exposed them.
See as all of them full for here.
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Pocahontas is their president
Persephone is their P.R.O
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What do you expect?
Nigeria is a confused country, with confused people.
What do you think will happen to women and girls? They will very confused in their relationships.
Western nations are settled. Either good or bad. But settled in their ways.
Their girls will be settled and straight forward in their ways as well.
Either good or bad.

By Nigerian (British) system, 2nd floor

okeganiyu:
yes

All the best.
So far you will not suffer her life. Because suffering is what Nigerian ladies hate the most.

Map
Well na dem dey live near water.
Dem should pack comot that place.