₦airaland Forum

lampi:
Basket mouth look like a black ops agent

...agent that is very hungry.

(I helped you finish the sentence)

tonysunkan:
Daughters of Delilah.

ehen?
Where did they learn lying from?
Is it not the everyday-everyday lie-lie that the parents have been lying that they learnt it?
Continue doing nonsense. You think your kids will not pick up the nonsense you are doing?

No ordinary to tell truth they can't.
Un top all the Canada money.
The woman should.. gTFO

posty56:
those daughters were sent from hell, for them to lie such heinously against their father,I go disown them.that means they're capable of killing

Who trained them all their lives?
Is it not the parents?
It is the fault of the foolish parents, the man and woman, that they ended up with bastard children!

abobote:
Leave government for everything.
You as private citizen can as well sponsor him

Abi.
Oyibo people setup Patreo.com to be supporting each other with their inventions and ideas.
We sef, can support ourselves.
No be everything be government work.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AQzNm1cBDTo

Just watch as Nigeria government go carry eye throway for this one, mtcheew.

Is the guy working for Nigerian government?
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You design something. If it is good, go and sell it.
If you can't sell it, that means it is rubbish na.
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People selling fish and meat can finish selling their market before the end of the day.
How come you can't sell your own design stuff fast-fast?
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Patent your design, and put your advert on , Konga or Youtube...
Abi what do you want again?

Businext:
Unfortunate
Imagine if a wife leaves her husband for their driver

#Wrong

It can't happen.
Women need a man that commands them.
Not a man they can command.
She's commanding the driver up and down. How will she be interested in scruffy fellow?

Johnrake69:
Putin is a Patriot. Unlike African rulers that waste our common wealth on Health and Educational tourism for them and their families neglecting Africa

Enjoy your patriotic man.
Wide Putin.
The man that has all the power in the world.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wl959QnD3lM&t=93s

Minjim:
There is no freedom of religion in China. Only about 10 Christian organisations are registered in China.
I have a Chinese friend that ran to SK because of her religious beliefs

Jesus Christ prayed, "Father, may they be ONE as you and I are ONE". He suffered and died for all men, hoping that his followers will remain ONE body.
And indeed they were one body, facing persecution and expanding in the early days.
And with time, and selfishness, some people/groups started breaking away to form their own upsidedown Christianity.
Now there's all kinds of jaga-jaga breakaway groups, doing nonsense and abomination, calling themselves Christians.
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It is these nyama-nyama ones that the world will see and use to criticise Christianity as a bad thing.
China now kukuma banned religion/church, everything. Their people just move about without any belief in God.
You now, Christian with good intentions, go there and say you want to preach/born-again their people. They will just cut your head.

Who caused all the wahala? The greedy, selfish set up people who originally broke away from the Church.
Go and find the original church, join back there and stop all this breakaway pandemonium.
Read/Study Church history. The answer is there.
The history of the church that gathered the books and wrote the Bible that you're always quoting in the first place.

caracas:
Oga iPhone 5 n 5s no be iPhone na
Those ones don pass away for long…..

EheN?
You are the one that bought it for him?
When it's time to yab somebody's phone, una get mouth pass.
When person drop account number here on Nairaland, dey find money to buy phone, we no dey see una again.
Nonsense

Juicie2u:
To boost the advancement of 5g network by force and frustrate people like us way dey manage our phone to last up to 10 years before we replace am, so we put screen guard, phone pouch .... now dem don shame us... Which 5g phone I go buy before who knows

they won't buy and dash you the phone O!
It's still you that will use your money to go and find phone.
Then one idiot will come out and tell you that 7G is out and your 5G phone is old. You must change it.

Nonsense.
Na still 3G Nokia I dey use.
Let the whole world come and beat me.

unitysheart:
I detest roaches

So it's only you in the whole world that detests cockroaches?
Why was this statement made and what makes it unique?
We all detest cockroaches.
You are not special for singling yourself out of the crowd, and stating the obvious.

aklion:
And na chi exotic juice oo . Chai.

Eh. It hasn't reached expiry date yet na.
So she can still drink it.

Kr1ss216:
Me sef I just found one inside my table water.

So far it hasn't reached expiry date, you're good to go.

Chieffoo007:
Up Nigeria
Let support Russia

You and who?


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iiXCM6J7tbY

MrSensor:
We all have different reasons to wear them but displaying them publicly for me it's a no no.

Reason? Which reason?
We should lie you down and start flogging your nyash. Right now.
Reason ko.
Reason ni!

thecommunist:
Nigerians are fking stubborn sha, someone is trying to educate you about the difference between engineers and technicians , but you stubbornly refuse to learn.
well, I dont blame you sha. Nigerian system has bent your thinking out of shape. but know this, if you continue to think the way you are, it would be hard for you to succeed as a professional in a developed country because you would be thinking and acting like a technician even if you are a Engineer, You will never understand you role or job description.

With the mass spread BEND-BEND thinking like this, then the youth are no different from the leaders.
Vote for youth and you will still get thesame type of leaders we have right now. As they all have bend-bend thinking.

Xscape1993:
What a country! I feel like crying for this country at the moment, but what can my cry do? Who has done this to us?

Sorry for your feeling.
The problem of Nigeria remains that we don't produce anything to sell & export.
A couple of select guys just extract crude oil from the ground. Oyibo buy it refine it and sell it back to us at whatever price they feel.
and the rest of the nation make do with how to grab that foreign exchange money.

Best thing for you to do, be a producer of a product. Make something, advertise it and sell.
Use social media.
Do a review of your product. Put it on Youtube.

Just make sure you make a product or service,
advertise it
sell it.

Trustedpronet:
But when you need AIDS, Visas, weapon you automatically become a slave.

When world Bank gives them loan, their payback interest rate is 1%.
When we go and take loan, our own payback interest rate is 25%

Who is making who slave,?
Bleep you! And Bleep them as well.
Each of you collect 1-1 Bleep.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FpPGdcAIdCw

ayindejimmy:
They're asking for a favour.

Don't allow slave mentality block your foresight.

They've scratched many African countries' back. They just want is to scratch theirs too

Scratch which back?
You will count N700 to buy $1. And be living in poverty with useless money
Why not N1 for $1 as it was in the beginning?
Let them even count $700 for N1.

They should Bleep of with their fucking problem

Angelfrost:
He has done well....

However, this retirement is at least 2 years overdue. His movies in this time frame have been 'unwatchable'!

He get quarrel with Hollywood. So they don't give him good films again.

flejnr2:
no be to donate, na to maintain be the issue

I believe it should be easier to maintain.
Since the vehicle is made here in Nigeria, all the parts should be readily available for maintenance.

siofra:
No. They will not.

They only mentioned it. They didn't explain what it means.

Welldone. And the child will not later go and ask the meaning...

tartar9:
Moral compass to correct wetin? You think they find gayism wrong in the first place

When papa head bend go one side,
mama head bend go one side.
See the Pikin wey dem born.
A whole Karate kid, trained to be a man under Jackie Chan.
Pikin don bend go one side...
Yes, it's girl's dress that he's wearing. And he has boyfriend.

It's a terrible shame.

TOPCRUISE:
What is so bad in cracking a joke by saying seeing Jada in GI Jane Part 2.

The woman is a heart destroyer and she has destroyed Will's heart with her ashawo behaviour.
Will is still hoping for her to repent and normalise her thinking and come back to him.
He was not impressed that Chris was yabbing his "wife". He just had enough.
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I really don't know why he married this kind of ashawo woman.
He himself, I've watched many of his films and he always tries to avoid sex stuff. He can act husband and wife, but He won't do sex.
As for the woman, there's one film I remember, Jason something.... She comot complete cloth for film, Ashawo the man to the last...
Na that kind person Will went to marry? Now see it. The same useless ashawo behaviour.
Their son is doing gay/lesbian...bullshit and she don't even have any moral compass to correct anything.
A kid that Will put with Jackie Chan to act Karate Kid as strong man... He don turn lesbian/gay nonsense now.

So I cannot go to Grammy Awards and slap somebody again?
What's all this na?

Parachoko:
How will the Government pay back the Chinese now?

Putting train and other imported products on the road is not our problem in Nigeria.
In fact the more you buy and put, the more people become agitated.
What we need it to run our own industries to MAKE these things, KEEPING people employed in the process
... EMPLOYED and OFF the streets.
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As we're just carrying oyibo upandan and importing shine-shine things into the nation, bad boys are just watching and FULLING the road, unemployed and always ready to strike and destroy all your nonsense hard work.

These boys need better job, otherwise they just keep on destroying everything around.

Dmacqh:
Though I was never a wrestling fan, but I completely stopped watching it , the day I realized it was a skit .
My uncle kept on arguing with me , till I showed him a video of 3H interview where he said something about the acting school .
Anyway I don’t know Hulk Hogan . Just heard about him .
My life has been Football , Basketball and F1. Yes I’m proud to be indomie generation.

You need 1 or 2 powerslams combined with 3 elbow smashes.
After that, you will know all the wrestlers.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YgK3cV510Go

alienvirus:
Hulk Hogan, Undertaker, Ultimate warrior. They made my childhood.

They created a lot of excitement.
The excitement attracted people to watch.
To watch, you buy tickets/pay gatefee.
The ticket money is shared to the wrestlers.
Them fight finish, go and shake hands and chop suya together.
Wrestling is a business. And everyone paid for it.

In uni, there was this classmate we used to call Carlton.
We named him Carlton after Carlton Banks from the Fresh Prince of Belair.
He was 100% Doppleganger. Hair, face, height, clothes.

yetunsbay:
Now see lack of knowledge

Which lack of knowledge? All the million girls they have in their country, it's only 2 dozen (24) that education touched to the extent of protesting for it?
It's only 24 that were going to school since all these years? The rest were not serious?

Sweetplum:
Educate a girl & educate a nation.

The whole population of millions of girls, Na only 24 girls came to protest? (2 dozen)..
Hmm. Leave these people to judge their own matter with their own hands.

mazizitonene:
Interesting times indeed....

A time when all the leader are f***Ing up. No country that has good leader without issue again.