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ignis:
Not everything have English name... The English man don't know this stuff.

English people that taught you this very English you are using to talk to others right now?
A good botanist will surely give you the botanical/scientific name.
I am not a botanist.
The plant looks like leeks to me though.

Gkemz:
He just acquired a liability.

A heavy one!

ComeToJesus:
Why are you guys putting pressure on the guy?

Na wetin him money reach.

Everybody can't start with 2015 model na.

He thinks he has sense more than the person that sold the car to him.
Na him and Mechanic go dey do Tug of war of where to park that car.
His house or Mechanic workshop. Mon to Fri.

[quote author=Quincy8526 post=109396517][/quote]That's good. Very good.

Cantonese:
How did this fellow manage to find his way from Nigeria to the UK?

Not an issue.
Shey only intelligent people travel overseas to do study or work.
And now, crase now joined untop of the intelligence.
So he will be extremely ashamed to return or to submit himself to oyibo treatment.

seenter84:
This one don mad for london

And it is terrible.
To return to Nigeria now, shame will be catching him.
To stay there, crase is worrying him.
And he giving Nigerians more and more bad name with his strong head.

Jaqenhghar:
What makes it different

See their own vs our own
Their own is called Prunus amygdalus
Our own is called Terminalia catappa
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So they're basically different plants.
And it's their own that is more widely used for all kinds of things.
Our own exist all around the world, in beaches or areas near the sea. But yet is not all that used.

blaquebelle:
Almond
And people import almond products, milk and the likes when we have it surplus over here

That one is a different almond.
Their own is Almond
Our own is tropical Almond.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oQgpjOSDWPw

Their seed is is bigger

ElijahIme1992:
which tribe the guy belong to self?

They're called Bush Men in South Africa.
You might be young and never watched this film which was popular in the 80's, here in Nigeria.
The god's must be crazy.
All about these exposed nyash people, right there in South Africa.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wqH19NjLLCQ

ElijahIme1992:
The guy no get cloth?

South Africa and cloth?
Have you seen their village women?

Just accept that you can't fabricate car body panels. It is not a beans and rice matter.
And just make the car as a framework instead. All this oversabi fabrication without design.

See a production vehicle WITHOUT body panels. And it is still fine.

alphaNomega:
It's for fashion, it has no other meaning. Stop overthinking

Why can't they carry Bible on their head as fashion?
Abeg your explanation no reach.
Try again and give better explanation.
There's some jujustic stuff going on with that ring, and the leg one too.

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SIRG120:
like seriously?.... I can't believe this is coming from a learned Person.... You really need to get in touch with reality as well as your environment......it's on record that one out of 10 women is an Alpha female.... You Probably might have seen or met them around you... All you need is to look deep...... When an Alpha female walks into a Place she owns the room.... They're very Confident and fearless. Very strong minded and Powerful... Alpha females are one of the most independent women you will ever meet... They believe in themselves and hardly give up on their Dreams and pursiuts..... They know what they want and are usually emotionally intelligent.... They have this intimidating nature that can be so challenging to men,, They're very
Hardworking and highlyCompetitive... They always want to find themselves in Leadership Positions......They even do better than most men when they're given responsibility to handle....... Let me tell you something you don't know, Alpha females can be very loyal in relationships... When they're with you they're with you.... They know what they want and mostly go for men they consider responsible and serious with life..... Their only Problem is that when they say
"No "nothing can ever change that.... The best thing when dating them is to never cheat on them or make them loose their trust on you............ Alpha females don't have low self esteem which regular women are commonly known for....... An Alpha females has the body of a woman and the mind of a man...... They're not Feminine Females.......Alpha females are not attention seekers like regular women... They find a deep sense of comfort in their space... Alpha females mostly keep male friends.... They rarely have conversations with their fellow women as their covos are usually intriguing And mentally challenging just like men........Alpha females are mostly compatible with Beta/ Sigma males in relationships.... I can go on and on but let me stop here.........

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English!

Allow your daughters to join Army – Yobe govt tells parents, guardians

You no want make the enemy fight again?
When the enemy sees female soldiers coming, how are they supposed to still fight the war?
Explain!

New Post (I Was Almost Bitten By This Puff Adder In My Corn Farm In Kaduna (Pictures))

You was almost bitten by this puff adder?

I on the other hand, was almost eaten by the cow inside this meatpie.

Digitallegendzx:
My love ❤️ for light skin lady is unending, please how do we aligned

You are a racist!

MufasaLion:
It's sad how snakes are becoming endangered species in Nigeria. What's the Ministry of Agriculture even doing concerning Wildlife?

What a country!

In foreign nations they have plenty food and a lot of chicken and meat. Burger, fries everywhere. People have eaten very very very well. So things like this snake issue is never tempting to them. They just call upon relevant authorities (people who have also eaten chicken and are well paid and well fed) to come and dispose of the snake
Here in Nigeria, everyone is just hungry and looking for money. Any bush animal is instantly killed and eaten.
Even if you do oyibo style and call the relevant authorities to your aid, they won't come because their car broke down, or one guy is not around or whatever reason.

Uyi168:
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See airport :-

of all the countries in the world, angel michael decided to send me down to Nigeria. not fair at all.

Angel Michael has nothing to do with your creation.
You were created directly by God Almighty through your parents who so happened to be Nigerian people living in Nigeria in the year 19** (Abi 20**).
If you have any problems with your creation, ask God directly in prayer.

Wise people do this, get their answer and peace with God and iive their lives in happiness and perseverance.
Foolish people waste their 100 years on earth complaining complaining complaining, never get an answer and then die miserable. Do you think that kind of person can enter heaven again and find rest in God? God that he refused to pray to SINCE thoughtout his 100 years life?.
Reason it out
Pray now abs ask God for your answers. Not me

Heaven = life
Hell = death
Wage = payment/salary
Sin = bad things against God's will.
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You keep on Sinning, you will collect your salary for sinning.

Legendoo:
Yes , well traveled.

Vegas is Vegas.

And you're still browsing this local Nigerian website?
You fall my hand O.
You suppose dey browse Linkedin or Harvard forum and be commenting there with educated people your fanstastic world view knowledge

Lukgaf:
My quick research also shows that this effort is even ongoing on Nairaland. There is a thread on Education section called

"Learn O'level And Undergrad Mathematics In Yoruba" where various STEM topics taught in some of these Nigeria languages such as Yoruba are being uploaded.


You might want to check here:

https://www.nairaland.com/6831137/learn-olevel-undergrad-mathematics-yoruba#108978658


Statistical analyses made easy (Yoruba)



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PW6_B-w9-04&list=PLn0ZvdWhZVXcnD3IyJQRGrzsJ3xhPDTgN


SSCE mathematics: from zero to Guru (Yoruba)



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cjoA-IuQdhI&list=PLn0ZvdWhZVXf8SEkUXGCtOtcIcnReMa48

Calculus in 5 minutes (Yoruba)


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RgYXCZBH3aw&list=PLn0ZvdWhZVXcU3RgYcRykGj0XdJrmHaDS

Complex numbers the easy way (Yoruba)

https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLn0ZvdWhZVXd4iE240ciW3KihZd509pXE

Others:

https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCSXNWNp1nEM4o2AbOgONZlQ/videos



In think we have to encourage more of this. To excel technically in Africa, we have to go this way!

More division
Those who are not Yoruba will find their way out of that school.
Nobody will want to join anybody's language except their own exact language.
And there are over 500 in Nigeria.
Each must get their own YouTube and their own textbooks in their language.
English is used to avoid all this divisions in the country. It isn't our language O, but it disfavours everybody equally.

Yankiss:
Nigerians dont get serious with anything that runs this way. If u like extend to eternity many will still have not done theirs. The best corrective is disconnection as a warning for like two weeks. Omo come see seriousness as people feel the effect.

Not so feasible.
Shey the networks need money too.
How will they disconnect their customers? Who will now come and buy recharge card?
It is cat and mouse game. Who go suffer who first?

Is it me that sent you to the place that you saw these things?
Why reporting to us?

Nchenches:
Yes. It's offensive anywhere in the world.
Bini people would politely say: e get body well well.

Are we the ones that said they should eat and become fat?
Abeg. Fat is fat.

izunned:
Bros, not on official uniform when on duty. She should have done this outside office time.

Simple!

BlaqJosh:
Imagine.


So someone can not get engaged in peace again

Did you forget the uniform you are wearing?
If you want to engage, wear skirt and blouse and engage. Nothing spoil..
But once you wear that uniform, you are under the control of the person who gave you the uniform and you must seek permission for any personal runs you want to do using the uniform.
If your are too stubborn or proud to seek that permission, please remove the uniform, wear your normal clothes and flex your life to the max. Nobody will fight you.

charityexplicit:
The best decision I made this year was to loose weight and I did. From 90kg to 75kg.

Decision?
Abi is it condition you mean?
Losing weight is never hard in this Nigeria.

treesun:
Not to young to run.
Lalasticlala!

Only "Not to Young to run?"
Not toe young nko?

otokx:
Are Nigerians willing to pay for 24/7 electricity given the increasing rates of tariff?

I'm not even connected to Nigeria.
I use solar and inverter 24/7/365

teewhydope:
because most people are lazy to self tutor. which is the better option to me

Simple!!

bigjackass:
Because of the tech craze. Typical Nigerian way of milking anything that people are showing interest in. And they have nothing special to offer for the millions because they still use sites like udemy and YouTube to source for their materials.

Ehn, go and do the Udemmy course na.
And forget about the NIgerian computer school.