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hisexcellency34:
Pictures of items purchased in the United Kingdom �� UK and �� Nigeria.

While UK promises full refund if customer is dissatisfied with product, Nigeria says 'Goods bought in good condition are not refundable'.

That means if the Nigerian customer is dissatisfied with the product, he/she is OYO (On Your Own).

Do you know that Nigerian manufacturers face serious competition and NO MERCY from imported goods?
After all the stress to make the goods, you want to buy it and return it again?
It's not fair.
It's not fair at all. Just take it like that.
Foreign nations all have government benefits. If they like they sell, if they like they don't sell. They can easily export their bulshit goods and we will happily buy everything from them to make back their money.

kponkedenge:
You're really asking a Nigerian whether he's from Lagos?

As if Lagos doesn't belong to all Nigerians. Some of you on this forum can't go a day without even hiding your tribal bias.

I think we should divide Nigerians into 2. Tribalistic and detribalised Nigerians.
Too much trouble arises whenever both camps meet. And they always meet with friction.
In theory, all Nigerians should be detribalised.
That's the topic of this guys' talk here on Youtube.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OYq0fxnpjp0&t=28s

,.... And he spent it in London hospital.

Stcesni:
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I don't know about this XMAS you are talking about.
I know Christmas.
If you can't spell Christmas
C. H R I S T M A S, with all the complete letters on your phone keyboard
then you're a really wicked and disrespectful person.
That your name, nobody will spell it again.

Bigajeff:
Do we really pay tax in this country sha, We get away with everthing

Dem dey collect am from my salary.
After, LIRS people go wear that their green red and blue shirt and come to our office to demand more.
Our accountant has to show them all the documents and all the receipt of payment to bank before they go.
One year they came to past that their poster on our door to close the office.
Na so we got to update them on all the payments before they removed the sticker from our glass.

Wayne4uall:
Lol... Back in d days na phy 101 and chm 101 dey give us problems

Today's students have little reason to concentrate on any of their studies.
They were taught by bad teachers, went to bad schools, use bad roads, live in bad houses, no industries are waiting for any of them, they are shot at by Nigerian police itself, kidnapped by 419 people, swindled by bank charges from all the banks, NEPA fire their head with darkness 25 hrs a day, No money for Christmas, new year, fear to travel anywhere because of UGM, and Bokoharram. No respect from European or foreign nations.

It's not a big surprise that majority will just crash out of school.

One just has to remain tight with God and carry your heavy cross to achieve anything meaningful in this country.

wiseone28:
One day Africa will get sense

If you can read this post, it would be great. It's about Africa Vs Europe explaining why thing are the way they are in Africa.

https://qr.ae/pGlVRg

I attach an image of the link, incase it doesn't show here on NL.
Regards.

IAMPEDRO:
Pls does the app require subscription?

Free!!!!
This one I showed you is for PC. It runs as an extension of Microsoft Edge
The Android one is also free.
Just buy your data and listen to radio around this world. From North POLE to South Pole,
Free!!

obembet:
I will remove the passport, glue the slippers back. Carry am go give the person.

When they kidnap your grand father's grave with the coffin in your village, you will go and put that passport back.

anyilalaz:
Nigeria Info 99.3fm Lagos!!! from 5am to 6am -talk show and news before I head out for work!

Your 60 seconds is up. Thank you for your call.
If I catch Sheriff eh!? Hmm.

AprokoGirl:
So I Was Taking a Morning Work Today , And I Stopped at A Nearby Shop To Get A Bottled Water.

The Man Owning The Shop was busy listening to 7AM News ....

Wow , I Wonder !!! , So People are still Listening To Radio !!!

My Last Time Of Using A Radio Was 15 Years Ago !!!

What Of You ??

Shared By: ILLIKANNU DONALD CHUKWUMA.

I use a radio App on PC and on Google play to listen.
I just bluetooth it to my speakers and listen around the house.
Nigeria is mostly sad news and noisy music. So I keep only 99.3 Nigeria Info
Then the rest are British or American smooth jazz and meditative music radio stations.
Everyday, morning to night.
There's over 10,000 online stations around the world including almost all Nigerian radio stations on normal radio. I just keep like 15 favourite ones.

Tranquility4u:
These are bunch of students lacking proper upbringing. Blame their parents.

The principal should flog the parents? Abi what are you saying?

When I remember my primary 6 teacher, Mr Nnaemeka of Command Children's school Ann Barracks Yaba, that use ELECTRIC WIRE to flog the EVER LIVING SHIT out of students because you couldn't answer Squareroot of 2 to 4 decimal places. I start wondering who is spoiling who these days.

Ayula911:
Did any first aider check for breathing or circulation, or treat for shock, they could still have chances of not dieing biological yet ... That's why nigerian need to know basic live savings skills.. so sad ..

There's nothing to check again.
They suffocated to death in the car.
Now, they be brought out to breath air and they are still not breathing. They are dead.

goodluck813:
Poor parenting is increasing day by day (negligence)

Plenty F***ing is increasing very well too!
That's the only one that people know.

Qurungu:
It can be very uncomfortable, but how sure are you of the weather conditions that day?

What's the meaning of "that day"?
EVERY DAY in this 2021, January to December I'm in my house with the WINDOWS WIDE OPEN and I am terribly uncomfortable.
I MUST ALWAYS USE FAN 24/7 to feel a bit of comfort.
Talkless of inside of car.

bigcasava1:
Anyway is not my son or my daughter. No be beg oo, because I will take my revenge until am satisfied.

Teacher's reward is in heaven.
On this earth, they get useless salary.
No thanks, no appreciation, No remembrance.
Private school teachers can't even strike, otherwise they lose their jobs instantly
Public servants will strike Jan-Dec, come back and still collect groundnut money salary.

And the day the teacher gets upset and makes a mistake, they are destroyed for it.
Somebody will go to Big Brother Nigeria and fucking up and down and all sexual immorality and that one will be rewarded handsomely with N90,000,000 (Ninety Million Naira).

I saw this skit and wandered, REALLY, why can't we treat teachers like stars?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aYOg8EON29Y&t=123s

MufasaLion:
Your sister has got a forgiving heart. I have a very unforgiving heart. I would have wanted the teacher to not be paid her November salary, and be suspended for at least, 2 weeks.

The person at fault is the proprietor of the school who is paying the teachers a bad wage in the first place.

MartinsD12:
What lack of electricity has caused us in Nigeria it's too bad

Eh, we took white man's technology (phone, computer..) but forgot to take white mans electric power supply.
Now everyone has gadgets and no electricity to power the gadgets.

lasthero:
Total cost:

Battery : 85k
Solar panel : 30k
Inverter : 35k

Total: 150,000 naira.

I bought wires 2k

Making 152,000.

My observations so far
It takes 5 to 8 hours of sunshine to charge the battery from 0 to 100% depending on the sunlight intensity.

And guess what guys. When all the house load are on it, it lasted me up to 8 hours to use up a single charge. But when I put of the fridge, the 45watt fan and when my laptop isn't in use, it takes more than 12 hours and that's exactly what I needed.

Burning 8 to 12 hours on petrol daily will send me back to my village.


Thanks for coming to my Ted talk

Well, since you are the one that did the installation and not the electrical guy, you must make sure you follow the basic rule of electronics. And that is, to make sure ALL THE CONNECTIONS ARE VERY TIGHT.
Nothing destroys electronics more than a lose wire that is just lose enough to allow an electric arc/spark to keep jumping across wires. That spark is called Plasma. It is neither a solid, liquid or gas. But it is as hot at 10,000 C. A tiny thing will burn and melt wires and create bigger sparks and more heat till the whole connection will burn.
I hope there's a point for Nepa to charge the inverter and batteries as well. Because you'd be surprised that you won't always get 8 hrs of Sun, Mon - Fri, January - December in this Nigeria.

Geeman2006:
Most Nigerians Don't like to do the right thing.
It's for our safety and benefit if done the right way, but alot will still try and cut corners concerning this.
I still admire Lagos no nonsense way of dealing with offenders even though sometimes high handed.
Let's see how it will be implemented.

There is no food and security for most Nigerians and so they will save as much money as required just for food and security.
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Americans have cheap food and security. So they have time to consider and obey laws.
There's a difference.

Chillext:
#1,000,000

Is that so?
All those our small-small N52.68, N105.30 bank charges, na im dem gather like that to be paying their staff N1,000,000.

soundOsonic:
Wow better than the original

As usual.
Praise white man and betray your fellow black man.

Aufbauh:
This has been my inclination & disposition when assessing political aspirants most especially the young people.

"The expectations of life depend upon diligence; the mechanic that would perfect his work must first sharpen his tools". Confucius

They do similar system in China.
Progressing from one level upwards to the next.
So their leaders are very experienced people who know what they are talking about.

NewDelhi:
The boy doesn't look excited. Be like person wey dem force.

Na now he dey see her real head for the first time.
He no know say na fake dey her head since all this time.

Bigfish121:
I just hope the cables are properly tensioned from a civil engineer point of view.

Compare this one with what the guy built. And see for yourself what a joke of bridge the man built.
Those 3 or 4 cables are not doing anything for the bridge.
They are just there for decoration with ZERO TENSION as the bridge is already supported by pylons underneath.

This is what cable bridge looks like.
See the cables CARRYING the bridge itself..

Sunisonflex49:
At least someone is seeing what I am seeing..can that cable carry those weight of concrete..

Too bad many of us don't know what cable stayed bridge is

Thank God
You too can understand.
Cable bridge that uses the cable to CARRY THE BRIDGE ITSELF..

EMAXIM:
Nice one Udom Emmanuel

What kind of shit is this?
One small tiny column with 3 cable and people are already dancing?
That rubbish bridge can already stand without any nonsense cable there. Because it is so short and stiff. There is no need for the cable. It is like giving a healthy person panadol for nothing.
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A real cable bridge uses the cable to CARRY THE BRIDGE OFF THE GROUND.

Stallion93:
Your CIC has told you before
There’s no Facanci in the Federal Gofment, No Facanci anywia

Simple!!

So all the strike that ASUU has been striking since, is it for used purewater sachet they are striking?
Is it not money they are striking for?
Government has not answered them finish, Govt should now come and answer another new employees?
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Money don finish for Nigerian Education O!
Na Davido dey give money now in this country.

logonon5:
Is there anything that this government has control over?

All the resources of Nigeria.
That one they control

Crystalom3:
not everyone have a phone

Especially in the rural areas.
Did that stop you from using one?

Stop all this nonsense bashing.
I was here in Lagos feeling cool with data and Google maps.
I took a trip to the East to see a relative.
Before I even finished leaving Epe, all the whole internet data and Google maps have stopped working on the phone. The phone just be like carton for my hand.
Finaly reached the east and I couldn't even load WhatsApp. All those Tick and Double Tick couldn't even load.
Is that how you expect people to adopt internet data calling facilities?

hollywater:
Cry cry baby mama is calling u.

He said he doen't have any f**ks to give.
Which one is cry-cry there?