₦airaland Forum

kyber:
M telling you
And they all have android phones
But the value of it to them is just to watch tiktok videos

Nigerians youth mostly get android phones to be a kind of TV entertainment medium.
A kind of personal cinema, to watch nice things.
They don't want to look at ugly things, or task their head with research.
There's already enough stress in Nigeria to worry about.
Phone is just an avenue to escape a little for the stress, and tiktok is very entertaining.

NwaNimo1:
Europe is due another war.......its what they do!

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It's a pity.
When people develop technology to a certain level, they start feeling confident and then use the tech to kill others.
From the days of bow and arrow, to the days of Swords and shields, then to guns and tanks and now to drones electronics and nuclear missiles.
The only thing technology achieves is just killing and more war.

aminulive:
Utomi and his ilk should be aware that Nigerians are enlightened and will not be fooled by political hustlers or sponsored propagandists. He and his cohorts should return to the drawing board and devise a new sailable strategy. Nigeria does not require failed technocrats and displaced politicians like Utomi to lead the country in 2023 and beyond. Leaders with impeccable integrity, pragmatic, progressive, unifier, patriotic and the best economi/

Drawing board? Who the hell uses drawing board?
What kind of olden days English is that?
We've been using computers to do serious designing and drafting since the last 22 years now in Nigeria, if not even longer.
People just speaking nonsense, disconnected English.
If I ever hear "drawing board" from anybody, they will receive one hot slap.
When you're trying to lecture others, MAKE SURE YOU ALSO MAKE SENSE in your reasoning.

This story sounds very much like French. Because I can't understand anything there.

connkg:
1. Reduce foreign healthcare
2. Reduce foreign education
3. Reduce foreign vacation
4. Reduce foreign deposit accounts
5. Reduce foreign visa applications and exams
6. Reduce foreign visits to "invite direct investment". Investors will assess you online before coming.
7. Reduce foreign tours to "understand bilateral relationships". Let the various Nigerian Embassies do their jobs.

Reduce?
Cancel.
Let us know once and for all. Cancel is cancel.
In fact burn the airport.
If you say reduce now, logistics will set in. How many is reduce? Somebody use to go 100 times. Ok, let him go 99 times instead.
Shey no be reduce be that? He reduced from 100 to 99.
But he's still going na!?

MeghaneMorgane:
No safety bars to put limits on how close sellers can be on the train. It’s the same in Oshodi

If person want to die, they can die na.
Who cares?

So we should not pass Ajah again?

Dannyfan:
The one has lost his self esteem

Oga, dey there dey argue.
You are the one looking for job in their country, UK.
They go shakara you to the maximum!
You go begin cry for your home country and kukuma change your name to John Smith.
Just because of job. Nigerian native name no dey help anybody outside this country.
Once they see it written down on paper, na red flag.

PhoneCareIkeja:
I don't have a car yet
But I believe before next week I'll get mine


Believe

And then you come and join the fuel queue.
Accomplishment.!

Nonexisting:
If you meet this one at the middle in court, forget the proceedings just walk straight to jail.

She go use her shortness finish your life.

TheKingsmann:
Dat one na breast abi peanut?

Well it doesn't really matter how big or small it is. It still affects a female person if it is touched.
The woman let down her guard and is now trapped in a spell or mesmerised.
She's enjoying it physically and suffering psychologically but cannot reject the feeling as well.
Never a good thing to have any type of sex with the wrong person. Because you will be mesmerised and unable to stop.
Even the sanest man will enjoy sex with a 100% mad lunatic woman.
But will regret it immediately after the act.

OBALOLA55:
WHY BE SAY NA ONLY WHITE TERRORISTS DEY HEAR THIS VOICE

Well, you know people keep all this nonsense smart home speakers, Google home, Amazon echo and other cameras at home and bad people know how to hack these things and talk you in your house though the mic and speakers.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kx3gUoPiwVg

Your phone set is easily hacked and anyone can use the front camera to see you and use the speakers to talk to you. Bad boys can do it.

Ok, you know how to programme computers.
But what does the data mean?

tegrianonigltd:
No let poverty enter your brain, UNIVERSITY I schooled in the uK, both Bsc and Msc, them no born prof well to smash your phone, you fucking paid your fees man, highest you tell the prof to excuse you, everything in Nigeria be like power power, president be like God, lecturer be like God, every position, Omo if mayor misbehave I fit Sue am.

You are talking nonsense.
UK that they collect phone on contract.
£20 per month only and you are already given latest phone. Even Tesco mobile will dash you phone.
Which network does that in Nigeria?
British are not so eager for latest gadgets because they ALL have equal access to it. And they are disciplined using it.
In Nigeria, there's no such monthly contract Because you were able to come up with N800,000 to completely buy a phone, you won't allow others rest again? You know FULLY well that others cannot afford such money and then decide to flaunt it and disturb everybody with loud ringtone..
Nonsense.
Collect your smashed phone and get out.
Is it only you that did masters degree?
I never EVER in 4 Years heard, Anybody's ringtone disturbing anybody in UK, School, church, office, house.
NEVER

saintokwuluora:
No comment

The phone will not ring again.

Omicron007:
Money you mean?

Love of Money
...The desire for power over others.

Money alone is for buying food, etc. We all need it.

AntiBMC:
So every year, ASUU must go on strike. What is this agreement ASUU talks about every year, that the government can't seem to satisfy?

This Union and the govt are forgetting that students are the ones suffering the most from this constant striking. School wey others they go for 3-4 years for other countries, students in Nigeria will be spending 8years. Every sector in this country is in total collapse... it's evident that Nigeria has failed completely as a State; a referendum is the best solution right now.

Forgetting?
They don't give 2 F's about students. What has any student ever contributed to Nigeria?
ASUU needs the salary money.
Government needs its own salary money.
Student does not give ASUU or government any money.
So why should they care about you?
Is it not the other day, they banned students from driving cars on campus in some Eastern university? The money you refuse to give them, you will now come and use it to be oppressing them with fine cars.

Olaolex:
I’m going back to school soon and I’m wondering what courses can I study with this waec result?

English C6
Math C6
Marketing B3
CRS B3
Economics D7
Government E8
Civic Education D7
Yoruba C4
Literature in English D7

If you don't know what you want to do with your life, go and meet your guidance councillor in your school.
We here, are just strangers. We don't know you. Your results can mean anything. It just be that you were sick on the day of exams and scored low. But you can really do better in some other discipline.
We don't know that discipline. Your guidance councillor or someone who knows you can advice.

assholemods:
Na so Africans dey mumu na. Asians, Europeans all of them wear their native attire anytime, anyday anywhere.
We don't always value our own.

Our own native cloth is nyash and breast na. You don't used to watch Nollywood?
It's because of Europeans that we added trouser.
So we are copying them all the time.

Well, we don't know.
Somebody can be very nice and fantastic. It's when you start living in the same house with the person that you'll see another side of the person.
We always pray for strength to cope with the wahala others cannot see. Whatever the wahala may be.

DozieSixtus:
What happened to his wife?
He should spend the money on his wife

Don't mind the idiot!

BigBashiru:
No Peugeot has not sold millions of cars in Nigeria.... Peugeot is an unknown brand in Nigeria....when last did you see a Peugeot vehicle on the road?

We that dey born inside Peugeot?
Are you from space?
It's even billions of Peugeot in this Nigeria.

DropsMic:
Now watch how federal government gon support his auto company

Na their man na.

Shey they're giving us free?
I want O.

Omoluabi16:
If only they knew they'd later turn on one another, losing their lives in the process leading to the deadly Nigerian civil war. Whenever I see these pre-indepence picture I just feel a kind of sadness. It would have been interesting to see what Nigeria would have become without those coups and the war.

Things happen because things happen.
White people went up to Europe and we black went down to Africa. It so happened that the white people learnt science, technology and other things that made them more advanced than our own region here.
It can be because they were migrating up and down, that they were forced to learn reading and writing, and other sciences for survival. Whilst we that were not migrating anywhere did not need to stress ourselves with science.
In any case, they came and colonised us and scattered all our villages.
Today now, we are in bitterness, trying to adopt their new technological ways and still maintain our traditional ways in 21st century.
As a result we have all this chaos.
White people that colonised us never saw themselves as EQUAL to us.
They saw themselves as MASTERS.
So if they never left Nigeria, there's a good chance they would have been flogging people up and down the place.
Professor Babatunde Fafunwa (former minister for education) was flogged by a Nepa pole in Ikoyi because he was hanging around after 6pm when all blacks were supposed to leave. ( I read this in his autobiography. The incident happened around the early 60's).
Na that kind shit wey you want to happen?
And you know that's exactly how white people used to do. They did it in South Africa, did it in America, did it in Australia...
Flogging you in your own land again!!!

Haba. Why na?

Michelle70:
Wike oya come and do the needful.
Trust Onitsha boys, dem go deh pray make the fire no off until e touch that zenith bank.

But why Nigerian fires only attack markets sef?

Because markets are stacked with many flammable materials: cloth, pieces of wood,plank for the roof, PVC ceiling, oil, generator careless fuming out carbon monoxide, and NO FIRE EXTINGUISHER.
One mama frying akara, can just unluckily toss one small pieces of burning charcoal under one nylon and breeze blows it to the right place.
The market is choked full of carelessness.

Glosam5683:
Egg again? How much sef.

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So you don't like that he sold fake egg
This your data you are selling is it real data?
That's how one guy sold me fake data I sent the credit and he never delivered.
Exactly like your advert

donmixc:
Keep deceiving yourselves, that useless ivm is not my portion, very igbotic car, crappy and ugly

WHICH
ONE
DID
YOU
MAKE?

Of all animals, you killed the slowest, weakest one?
Your mates are killing lion and Godzilla.and it's tortoise you are killing?
Very disappointed.

YourFavorite21:
Normally na fashion be this , but our Nigerian mentality has made us to see any girl, that wears leg chains as a prostitute.

Welcome to Nigeria where your haircut determines if you are responsible or not.

It's only useless fashion that you know.
You will not go and do good fashion.
Always the useless type..

Elianawalker:
What is that child doing in a relationship? She looks 14 or 15...

That boy should be flogged seriously.

Both of them deserve public flogging.
Which kind of nonsense relationship is that.
People with no job, but they have scratching prick..
Stupid kids.
It takes a fully grown man to know to keep his hands off a lady and especially her phone
When they tell you people, una no go hear .
Relationship, relationship.
Now see it.