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Agriculture › Re: What Is The Name Of This Fruit? by uuzba(m): 5:24pm On Jan 14, 2022
Jaqenhghar:
What makes it different
See their own vs our own
Their own is called Prunus amygdalus
Our own is called Terminalia catappa
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So they're basically different plants.
And it's their own that is more widely used for all kinds of things.
Our own exist all around the world, in beaches or areas near the sea. But yet is not all that used.

Agriculture › Re: What Is The Name Of This Fruit? by uuzba(m): 1:05pm On Jan 14, 2022
blaquebelle:
Almond smiley
And people import almond products, milk and the likes when we have it surplus over here
That one is a different almond.
Their own is Almond
Our own is tropical Almond.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oQgpjOSDWPw

Their seed is is bigger
Foreign Affairs › Re: King Khoisan Arrested For Growing Cannibas In South Africa (Photos) by uuzba(m): 9:58pm On Jan 13, 2022
ElijahIme1992:
which tribe the guy belong to self?
They're called Bush Men in South Africa.
You might be young and never watched this film which was popular in the 80's, here in Nigeria.
The god's must be crazy.
All about these exposed nyash people, right there in South Africa.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wqH19NjLLCQ
Foreign Affairs › Re: King Khoisan Arrested For Growing Cannibas In South Africa (Photos) by uuzba(m): 8:06pm On Jan 13, 2022
ElijahIme1992:
The guy no get cloth?
South Africa and cloth?
Have you seen their village women?
Education › Re: Composite Car Produced By University Of Jos Students (Pictures) by uuzba(m): 9:44am On Jan 13, 2022
Just accept that you can't fabricate car body panels. It is not a beans and rice matter.
And just make the car as a framework instead. All this oversabi fabrication without design.

See a production vehicle WITHOUT body panels. And it is still fine.

Fashion › Re: When A Female Wears A Ring On Her Thumb Or Index Finger by uuzba(m): 8:52am On Jan 13, 2022
alphaNomega:
It's for fashion, it has no other meaning. Stop overthinking
Why can't they carry Bible on their head as fashion?
Abeg your explanation no reach.
Try again and give better explanation.
There's some jujustic stuff going on with that ring, and the leg one too.
Fashion › Re: When A Female Wears A Ring On Her Thumb Or Index Finger by uuzba(m): 8:50am On Jan 13, 2022
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SIRG120:
like seriously?.... I can't believe this is coming from a learned Person.... You really need to get in touch with reality as well as your environment......it's on record that one out of 10 women is an Alpha female.... You Probably might have seen or met them around you... All you need is to look deep...... When an Alpha female walks into a Place she owns the room.... They're very Confident and fearless. Very strong minded and Powerful... Alpha females are one of the most independent women you will ever meet... They believe in themselves and hardly give up on their Dreams and pursiuts..... They know what they want and are usually emotionally intelligent.... They have this intimidating nature that can be so challenging to men,, They're very
Hardworking and highlyCompetitive... They always want to find themselves in Leadership Positions......They even do better than most men when they're given responsibility to handle....... Let me tell you something you don't know, Alpha females can be very loyal in relationships... When they're with you they're with you.... They know what they want and mostly go for men they consider responsible and serious with life..... Their only Problem is that when they say
"No "nothing can ever change that.... The best thing when dating them is to never cheat on them or make them loose their trust on you............ Alpha females don't have low self esteem which regular women are commonly known for....... An Alpha females has the body of a woman and the mind of a man...... They're not Feminine Females.......Alpha females are not attention seekers like regular women... They find a deep sense of comfort in their space... Alpha females mostly keep male friends.... They rarely have conversations with their fellow women as their covos are usually intriguing And mentally challenging just like men........Alpha females are mostly compatible with Beta/ Sigma males in relationships.... I can go on and on but let me stop here.........
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English!
Politics › Re: Allow Your Daughters To Join Army – Dahiru Abdulsalam Tells Parents, Guardians by uuzba(m): 2:42pm On Jan 12, 2022
shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked
Allow your daughters to join Army – Yobe govt tells parents, guardians

You no want make the enemy fight again?
When the enemy sees female soldiers coming, how are they supposed to still fight the war?
Explain!

Agriculture › Re: I Was Almost Bitten By This Puff Adder In My Corn Farm In Kaduna (Pictures) by uuzba(m):
New Post (I Was Almost Bitten By This Puff Adder In My Corn Farm In Kaduna (Pictures))

You was almost bitten by this puff adder? shocked shocked shocked

I on the other hand, was almost eaten by the cow inside this meatpie.

Health › Re: Black Soot: What My Ceiling Fan In Port Harcourt Looks Like (Photos) by uuzba(m): 8:09am On Jan 09, 2022
Digitallegendzx:
My love ❤️ for light skin lady is unending, please how do we aligned
You are a racist!
Nairaland General › Re: Big Snake Killed By Soldiers In Sambisa Forest (Photo) by uuzba(m): 8:03am On Jan 09, 2022
MufasaLion:
It's sad how snakes are becoming endangered species in Nigeria. What's the Ministry of Agriculture even doing concerning Wildlife?

What a country!
In foreign nations they have plenty food and a lot of chicken and meat. Burger, fries everywhere. People have eaten very very very well. So things like this snake issue is never tempting to them. They just call upon relevant authorities (people who have also eaten chicken and are well paid and well fed) to come and dispose of the snake
Here in Nigeria, everyone is just hungry and looking for money. Any bush animal is instantly killed and eaten.
Even if you do oyibo style and call the relevant authorities to your aid, they won't come because their car broke down, or one guy is not around or whatever reason.
Travel › Re: Passenger Collapses At Abuja Airport (Video) by uuzba(m): 10:31pm On Jan 02, 2022
Uyi168:
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See airport :-

of all the countries in the world, angel michael decided to send me down to Nigeria. not fair at all.
Angel Michael has nothing to do with your creation.
You were created directly by God Almighty through your parents who so happened to be Nigerian people living in Nigeria in the year 19** (Abi 20**).
If you have any problems with your creation, ask God directly in prayer.

Wise people do this, get their answer and peace with God and iive their lives in happiness and perseverance.
Foolish people waste their 100 years on earth complaining complaining complaining, never get an answer and then die miserable. Do you think that kind of person can enter heaven again and find rest in God? God that he refused to pray to SINCE thoughtout his 100 years life?.
Reason it out
Pray now abs ask God for your answers. Not me
Christianity Etc › Re: What Does "The Wages Of Sin Is Death" Really Means by uuzba(m): 11:56am On Jan 02, 2022
Heaven = life
Hell = death
Wage = payment/salary
Sin = bad things against God's will.
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You keep on Sinning, you will collect your salary for sinning.
Politics › Re: Wike Bans Nightclubs, Prostitution In Port Harcourt by uuzba(m): 11:02pm On Jan 01, 2022
Legendoo:
Yes , well traveled.

Vegas is Vegas.
And you're still browsing this local Nigerian website? shocked shocked shocked
You fall my hand O.
You suppose dey browse Linkedin or Harvard forum and be commenting there with educated people your fanstastic world view knowledge
Education › Re: Sunday Kayode: Maths Should Be Taught In Nigerian Languages by uuzba(m): 2:17pm On Jan 01, 2022
Lukgaf:
My quick research also shows that this effort is even ongoing on Nairaland. There is a thread on Education section called

"Learn O'level And Undergrad Mathematics In Yoruba" where various STEM topics taught in some of these Nigeria languages such as Yoruba are being uploaded.


You might want to check here:

https://www.nairaland.com/6831137/learn-olevel-undergrad-mathematics-yoruba#108978658


Statistical analyses made easy (Yoruba)



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PW6_B-w9-04&list=PLn0ZvdWhZVXcnD3IyJQRGrzsJ3xhPDTgN


SSCE mathematics: from zero to Guru (Yoruba)



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cjoA-IuQdhI&list=PLn0ZvdWhZVXf8SEkUXGCtOtcIcnReMa48

Calculus in 5 minutes (Yoruba)


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RgYXCZBH3aw&list=PLn0ZvdWhZVXcU3RgYcRykGj0XdJrmHaDS

Complex numbers the easy way (Yoruba)

https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLn0ZvdWhZVXd4iE240ciW3KihZd509pXE

Others:

https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCSXNWNp1nEM4o2AbOgONZlQ/videos



In think we have to encourage more of this. To excel technically in Africa, we have to go this way!
More division
Those who are not Yoruba will find their way out of that school.
Nobody will want to join anybody's language except their own exact language.
And there are over 500 in Nigeria.
Each must get their own YouTube and their own textbooks in their language.
English is used to avoid all this divisions in the country. It isn't our language O, but it disfavours everybody equally.
Politics › Re: 134m Nigerians Without NIN As Linkage With SIM Deadline Ends Tomorrow by uuzba(m): 11:52am On Dec 30, 2021
Yankiss:
Nigerians dont get serious with anything that runs this way. If u like extend to eternity many will still have not done theirs. The best corrective is disconnection as a warning for like two weeks. Omo come see seriousness as people feel the effect.
Not so feasible.
Shey the networks need money too.
How will they disconnect their customers? Who will now come and buy recharge card?
It is cat and mouse game. Who go suffer who first?
Romance › Re: See What I Saw At A Lounge In Awka by uuzba(m): 11:48am On Dec 28, 2021
Is it me that sent you to the place that you saw these things?
Why reporting to us?
Family › Re: Is It Offensive To Refer To Someone As Fat In Nigeria? by uuzba(m): 7:18pm On Dec 27, 2021
Nchenches:
Yes. It's offensive anywhere in the world.
Bini people would politely say: e get body well well.
Are we the ones that said they should eat and become fat?
Abeg. Fat is fat.
NYSC › Re: NYSC Backs Army On Detention Of Female Soldier Who Accepted Corper's Proposal by uuzba(m): 8:00am On Dec 23, 2021
izunned:
Bros, not on official uniform when on duty. She should have done this outside office time.
Simple!
NYSC › Re: NYSC Backs Army On Detention Of Female Soldier Who Accepted Corper's Proposal by uuzba(m): 7:59am On Dec 23, 2021
BlaqJosh:
Imagine.


So someone can not get engaged in peace again
Did you forget the uniform you are wearing?
If you want to engage, wear skirt and blouse and engage. Nothing spoil..
But once you wear that uniform, you are under the control of the person who gave you the uniform and you must seek permission for any personal runs you want to do using the uniform.
If your are too stubborn or proud to seek that permission, please remove the uniform, wear your normal clothes and flex your life to the max. Nobody will fight you.
Nairaland General › Re: The Best Decision You Took This Year???? by uuzba(m): 3:03pm On Dec 21, 2021
charityexplicit:
The best decision I made this year was to loose weight and I did. From 90kg to 75kg.
Decision?
Abi is it condition you mean?
Losing weight is never hard in this Nigeria.
Foreign Affairs › Re: Chile Elects 35-year-old Gabriel Boric As President by uuzba(m): 2:03pm On Dec 20, 2021
treesun:
Not to young to run.
Lalasticlala!
Only "Not to Young to run?"
Not toe young nko?

grin
Politics › Re: Data Shows Almost Half Nigeria’s Electricity Supply Is From Generators by uuzba(m): 3:17pm On Dec 19, 2021
otokx:
Are Nigerians willing to pay for 24/7 electricity given the increasing rates of tariff?
I'm not even connected to Nigeria.
I use solar and inverter 24/7/365
Education › Re: Why Do Computer Schools Inflate The Price Of Their Courses So Much - Pics by uuzba(m): 2:18pm On Dec 18, 2021
teewhydope:
because most people are lazy to self tutor. which is the better option to me
Simple!!
Education › Re: Why Do Computer Schools Inflate The Price Of Their Courses So Much - Pics by uuzba(m): 2:17pm On Dec 18, 2021
bigjackass:
Because of the tech craze. Typical Nigerian way of milking anything that people are showing interest in. And they have nothing special to offer for the millions because they still use sites like udemy and YouTube to source for their materials.
Ehn, go and do the Udemmy course na.
And forget about the NIgerian computer school.
Politics › Re: Sanwo-Olu Doles Out 30 Vehicles To Medical Directors Of State-Owned Hospitals by uuzba(m): 10:39am On Dec 16, 2021
God1000:
I think this man is doing his best in Lagos
After killing Endsars protesters?
Crime › Re: Weeks After Leaving Prison, Police Arrests Teenager For Robbery by uuzba(m): 8:26am On Dec 14, 2021
Olaoluwa112:
Well after releasing, what was it that they wanted him to be feeding on?

Funny people, dude probably has no job, no family members to care of him.

And our correctional center sucks, I mean, prisoners should have some attained skills before leaving those places but hell no, they will just lock them up till their time is up.
All of us outside here should have those attained skills first, so that we won't enter prison and then be expecting angry police to come and teach you the attained skills.
Health › Re: My Brother's Fiancee Sent This Text To Him This Evening by uuzba(m): 11:11am On Dec 13, 2021
Are we Doctor?
How is another person's sickness our problem this morning?
Are we match makers?
How is boyfriending and girlfriending of another people our problem?
What is all this useless messages up and down?
People can not mind their business in their relationship again?
Family › Re: My Dad Still Treats Me Like A Kid Despite My Age by uuzba(m): 11:07am On Dec 13, 2021
Your dad is 39 years, and you are 19 years.
ie, your dad was 39-19 years (20 years) when you were born.

You now that are 19 years, what are you still doing under his roof?
When he was 20 years, he has already found his way, married your mum and born you.
Travel › Re: Emirates Cancels All Flights To Nigeria In Retaliation To FG Once A Week Flight by uuzba(m): 4:50am On Dec 11, 2021
GboyegaD:
There's a place for negotiations and not just acting. There's an ambassador representing the country at UAE, that person should do the work for which he is paid.

Unfortunately, we suffer more since our option of flights are reduced which suggests a higher demand than supply.
What happened that Nigeria that used to have its own planes in Nigeria Airways is now begging oyibo people to come and carry us with their plane?
Why were other nations able to keep their planes and airlines whilst our own collapsed totally?
Career › Re: How Can I Stop This Bad Habit by uuzba(m): 6:51pm On Dec 10, 2021
TPound:
Sleep at work
Na im Na.
The OP will now enter office toilet at work, lock himself inside and still come out late for work.
Career › Re: How Can I Stop This Bad Habit by uuzba(m): 6:49pm On Dec 10, 2021
Sanmel:
Hmmm.. Thanks for the advice.. But like I said earlier, even when I wake up very early, I still get to work late.. There seem to be a spirit behind it, doesn't look ordinary to me anymore embarassed
You're being vague.
What do you mean by very early? What time is very early?
In ideal conditions, it take me 45 minutes to get to work.
When lagos traffic sets in, it take 2 hrs.
Bad traffic, 3hrs.
Bad traffic starts from 5:15am.
So i get up very early AT 4AM, leave the house, be at the bus stop by 4:45am
and leave immediately or latest 5am.
5am + 45mins + bus conductor looking for passengers, I get to work 6:00am-6:30.
Work starts at 7:30am.
So I get up early and arrive at work early.

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