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This is the true life story of Sandeep Singh, a 22-year-old Massachusetts man nicknamed “Sunny,” who has been working two jobs to help support his family and was recently dumped by his girlfriend.

Hardly able to take in reality of his situation yet, Singh continually takes deep breaths while answering questions from reporters during most of the press conferences; he acknowledged that he was feeling “overwhelmed”. He also shared the touching story of how he has worked two jobs from the age of 14 to help his mother and sister pay the bills after his father passed away.

When he found out he had won, he said: “I was in my sister’s room on the computer reading the numbers… I didn’t know what to do. I dropped the ticket.”

Asked if he had any children, spouse or girlfriend, Singh noted his girlfriend had just left him: “She broke up with me, but right now, I’m not really worried about it… I was heartbroken at first, but now I’m getting over it.”

Of what he plans to do with his winnings Singh said, “Helping my mom with the mortgage, helping my family and, like, donating some money to the community; aside from that, nothing that I want to do, really.”

Sing had initially won $4 on a lotto scratch ticket and used the winnings to purchase four quick-pick Mega Millions tickets. He’s decided to take the $30.5 million in a lump sum, which the Boston Globe says will equal about $16.1 million after taxes.

Lyth: Nice 1 dude ...though u punked me I can still cry foul play wit d chris "BROWN" heading.
As 4 d valiant dude, not evry saw ur post of d joke ...and btw did u even come wit ur patents 4 d joke u lay claims 2?

Lagusta: Yes, I want valiant to say amen to this:


All your enemies shall give birth to aliens with eyes of a cockroach, nose of an iguana, mouth of a cricket and legs of a crab!!!!

LONG LIVE PROJAN!
LONG LIVE MADNESS REPUBLIC!!
LONG LIVE JOKES SECTION!!!
LONG LIVE NAIRALAND!!!!

venorite: Do people still live in maidugiri?they should scrap that state abeg...mtschew

mc~evans:
STFU & Quit whining like a puppy!

larride: Yes... serves him right but papa, shey i fit carry your tricycle go my friend house?

mc~evans:
It's better to let someone think you are an I-d-i-o-t_than to open your mouth and prove it.

larride: Imagine as dem just dey bash you just because you denounce them

Welcome to PROJAN

The Prime Minister Welcomes YOU.

mc~evans:
Huh?

larride: Papa...........I'm still alive ooo, na Okripko na him die no be me ooooo


I no know say exam don start sef, i never enter hall today.

AnnbabyHot: And so

bunmioguns: I also saw it on my fb page today and it did nt seem hillarious to me

bin gbagbo: This taxi driver embossed on his car "POLICE ARE THIEVES"
The police saw him, beat him, handcuffed him and remanded him for two days.
He was finally released on conditions that he will change his message "POLICE ARE THIEVES"
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.Two weeks later, the police spotted this same taxi coming, but this time with the inscription...

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The police lady amongst them who was pregnant for just two months instantly gave birth to a bouncing baby man!!!!!!


this joke is dedicated to bunmi my best friend, booqee my love, sutoboy my gateman and all the PROJAN crew!!!!

K-night:
me, i dnt understand dis ATBU d way dey operate.. God wil help us thru