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Romance › Re: Nairaland's Most Beautiful Ladies by valkaka(m): 10:20pm On Jul 16, 2014
Romanciella: moi
romanciella yu re true defintion of beauty...i stupidly smile @ my phone wen i saw ur pix....to my utmost dismay.
Education › Re: I Never Had Sex With Any Man —21 Year Old KWASU Best Graduating Student by valkaka(m): 5:29pm On Jul 16, 2014
Hmmmm...is it 3.62 out of 5.00 or out of 4.00...huh??.am curious though.
Romance › Re: What Makes An Opposite Sex Attractive To You by valkaka(m): 11:51pm On Jul 15, 2014
Mhode1: Food mattass....... cool
nt a tantalizers lady
d@s gud man!!...a turn off for me if yu aint gud @ cooking....if yu like be the african queen...dont really kia as long as yu re d african queen of my stomach.
Romance › Re: What Makes An Opposite Sex Attractive To You by valkaka(m): 10:04pm On Jul 15, 2014
A black slim lady who can turn an empty pot into an egusi soup is a turn on for me...i admire slim ladies with absolutely good cooking skillz!!!!!)!
Sports › Nigeria Whizkid Musa Yahaya Joins Spurs Preseason Ahead Of Move To Celta Vigo. by valkaka(op): 8:20pm On Jul 15, 2014
NIGERIA WHIZkid MUSA YAHAYA JOINS TOTTENHAM AHEAD OF PRESEASON.

Nigerian musa yahaya was at spurs lodge this week.the exciting midfield talent helped nigeria win the under 17 world cup championship last year and spurned interest from man city to sign for tottenham.

Musa has been released by flying eagles to join spurs ahead of pre season on monday.the player's agent told africanfootball.com

he is an exciting prospect and naturally very excited with this opportunity,which will most certainly enhance his rising profile.

yahaya will do pre season with spurs before joining celta vigo on loan for the new campaigne.

I wish him all the best!!!!!
Romance › Re: She Had Sex In A First Date. by valkaka(m): 12:51pm On Jul 11, 2014
Believe you me!!! Its nt easy for a gal to give herself to you on d first date...even a prostitute cant give herself to you on d first date unless yu speak d language she understands.
Romance › Re: She Had Sex In A First Date. by valkaka(m): 12:48pm On Jul 11, 2014
[quote author=mechanics]Hmm, dat means she's a cheap material.[/quote

its sooo lame to use d@ word on any gal....hypothetically typing!!!...no gal is cheap...cos d gal yu re trying so hard..beyond all limitz to get is giving hersel wholeheartedly to anoda dude and d same gal yu re fucking evryday is being wooed by anoda guy for God knows how long.simply put.....metaphorically no gal is cheap...simply apreciate w@ you ve...odawise some1 else will help you.
Romance › Re: She Had Sex In A First Date. by valkaka(m): 12:42pm On Jul 11, 2014
I see nothing wrong with d@ smh!!...a guy can ve sex with a gal on d first date and go on marrying d gal....d same guy can still wait till after 2 years and break up with d gal after sleeping with her...guess w@...its life!!....and der is no bed of roses for any couples who re in love.
Education › Re: She Graduated With A CGPA Of 4.99 From Covenant University by valkaka(m): 6:58pm On Jul 10, 2014
valkaka: well abt d tuition fees of public uni higher than private uni...d@s cos most of the private uni in accra here dnt give der own cert..they re mostly affliated to d govt universities...bt its nt really abt the container,bt the contents...public unis in accra might ve a higher tuition than private...bt private unis re far better than dem in terms of stability in education and learning.
And believ you me!!...d high tuition fees is for foreigners only...ghanaians in d private unis pay higher than d ones in d public unis.
Education › Re: She Graduated With A CGPA Of 4.99 From Covenant University by valkaka(m): 6:49pm On Jul 10, 2014
einsteino: You mean Ghana public universities are better, cos ghana private universities suck! thats why tution for University of Accra is far higher than that of any of their private unis
well abt d tuition fees of public uni higher than private uni...d@s cos most of the private uni in accra here dnt give der own cert..they re mostly affliated to d govt universities...bt its nt really abt the container,bt the contents...public unis in accra might ve a higher tuition than private...bt private unis re far better than dem in terms of stability in education and learning.
Education › Re: She Graduated With A CGPA Of 4.99 From Covenant University by valkaka(m): 5:07pm On Jul 10, 2014
Mblem: you guys are even going far... what happen that she didn't got the admission in unilag to study medicine if she was that brilliant?...private university is now like private secondary school, whereby there is no repeater as before everybody are promoted but always expose their unclothedness when seeking admission in federal uni at the end of the day they ran to private or study in Ghana.
dnt even bring universities cos they re extremely better than naija private uniz...even most of the govt unis...ghana system of education x far better than naija.so guy stop hating and apreciate some1's effort so d@ u will get ur own 4.99...d@s if yu re brilliant.
Education › Re: She Graduated With A CGPA Of 4.99 From Covenant University by valkaka(m): 11:54am On Jul 10, 2014
And w@ makes yu fink she wont make it in ur so called futo owerrihuh...grow up and stop hating...it wont do you any good.if yu aint brilliant and fortunate enaf to excel in ur so called futo...does d@ mean d@ anoda person wont excel too...we all ve different destiny.
Education › Re: She Graduated With A CGPA Of 4.99 From Covenant University by valkaka(m): 11:49am On Jul 10, 2014
Congratulations my dear!!...your parents will be very proud of you.keep it up!!
Education › Re: She Graduated With A CGPA Of 4.99 From Covenant University by valkaka(m): 11:47am On Jul 10, 2014
Whether na futo,unilag,madonna,convenant etc...a brilliant student is a brilliant student....it dosnt matter if d person attends a xtian uni or nt...so yu guys shud grow up and stop hating...apreciate gud tins so d@ gud tins will come to you.
Sports › Re: Argentina Vs Holland- World Cup Semi-Final (4 - 2) On Penalties On 9th July 2014 by valkaka(m): 12:18am On Jul 10, 2014
Like seriously d@ cortana software shud better predict if am having a galfriend anytime soonest cos am fucking tired of being single abeg!
Sports › Re: Argentina Vs Holland- World Cup Semi-Final (4 - 2) On Penalties On 9th July 2014 by valkaka(m): 12:10am On Jul 10, 2014
Abeg who get d@ beautiful cortana software??....i wan put am for my nokia touch make him start predicting my going and coming bak.i comot cap for her joor!
Fashion › Re: Most Beautiful Girl In Nigeria 2014 - Photos by valkaka(m): 10:39pm On Jul 09, 2014
I can actually taste the phantom grapes as i imagines dem bursting between my teeth.....2bad am just dreaming!!
Fashion › Re: Most Beautiful Girl In Nigeria 2014 - Photos by valkaka(m): 10:37pm On Jul 09, 2014
D@ miss cross river queen is beauty endowned....believe you me!!...i dreamily contemplates a mental image of d lady's face as detailed as a photograph.curiously,the gal's perfect features engender thoughts of succulent,sugar-laden bunches of pinot noir and grenache with translucent purple skin.
Romance › Re: Is There Any Girl That Doesn't Really Have A Boyfriend? by valkaka(m): 3:48pm On Jul 08, 2014
Only in nollywood movies
Romance › Re: Sex Makes Relationship Stronger by valkaka(m): 3:45pm On Jul 08, 2014
I belive it depends on when sex is introduced into d relationship.if too early,den the relationship seems to depend on sex to keep it going and sex becomes d focus.on the otherhand,if d couple develops der relationship by doing tins together,activities together and so forth and sex comes along after having already establishd a mutual trust and admiration,it becomes part of the relationship rather than d focus.sex is fine,fun and exciting bt daily life is filled with rishness and multiple experiences d@ re important for all people.if the couple ignores d richness of life's multiple opportunites,then d relationship will wither and die no matter how great d sex might be.
Romance › Re: Sex Makes Relationship Stronger by valkaka(m): 3:44pm On Jul 08, 2014
I belive it depends on when sex is introduced into d relationship.if too early,den the relationship seems to depend on sex to keep it going and sex becomes d focus.on the otherhand,if d couple develops der relationship by doing tins together,activities together and so forth and sex comes along after having already establishd a mutual trust and admiration,it becomes part of the relationship rather than d focus.sex is fine,fun and exciting bt daily life is filled with rishness and multiple experiences d@ re important for all people.if the couple ignores d richness of life's multiple opportunites,then d relationship will wither
Education › Re: Most Expensive Universities In Nigeria (2014) by valkaka(m): 11:20pm On Jul 06, 2014
Yet most of der engineering graduates students especially madonna uni cnt write a simple c program.....very gross!!......ghana private universities re d best in west africa.to say the very least.
Romance › Re: What Ur Relationship Status? by valkaka(m): 8:20pm On Jul 05, 2014
Single and ugly!!!
Romance › Re: Why Cross-Gender Friendships Don't Work by valkaka(m): 1:53am On Jun 30, 2014
And the basics of friendship are interests and confidence...not gender!!
Romance › Re: Why Cross-Gender Friendships Don't Work by valkaka(m): 1:46am On Jun 30, 2014
Smh!!! Friendship can develope into love!

Or love can develope into friendship!
Music/Radio › Re: What Kind Of Songs Tuck You To Sleep At Night by valkaka(m): 10:24am On Jun 29, 2014
Justin timberlaka...cry me a river
avril lavigne........i am with you.
Beneath your beautiful
beyouce...drunk in love
dido....dont leave me home
dido....hunter
rihanna....diamonds
rihanna...stay
celine dion...think twice,call my man
bruno mars..talking to the moon.
Nora jones...come away with me.

These heartwarming songs will take you out of d planet any time..any day...they re tooo good to be on earth,they shud strive der way out of earth.highly emotional.
Romance › Re: How Do You See The Girls Used For Music Videos? by valkaka(m): 10:49pm On Jan 03, 2014
I see dem as future of nigeria ashawos...
Nairaland General › Re: What Is Your New Year Resolution? by valkaka(m): 1:28pm On Dec 31, 2013
Quit masturbating abeg!!!!
Sports › Re: FIFA 2014 World Cup Draw In Brazil by valkaka(m): 7:27pm On Dec 07, 2013
if (Nigeria == Argentina){
Argentina = 1 goal
} else if (Nigeria = Bosnia){
Nigeria = 2 goals
} else if (Nigeria = Iran ){
Nigeria = 2 goals
} else {Nigeria is
going to second round}
Sports › Re: Brazil 2014: Reasons Why Nigeria Must Win!! by valkaka(m): 7:25pm On Dec 07, 2013
if (Nigeria == Argentina){
Argentina = 1 goal
} else if (Nigeria = Bosnia){
Nigeria = 2 goals
} else if (Nigeria = Iran ){
Nigeria = 2 goals
} else {Nigeria is
going to second round}
Sports › Re: Nigeria In The World-cup Group F With Argentina, Iran and Bosnia Herzegovina by valkaka(m): 7:22pm On Dec 07, 2013
if (Nigeria == Argentina){
Argentina = 1 goal
} else if (Nigeria = Bosnia){
Nigeria = 2 goals
} else if (Nigeria = Iran ){
Nigeria = 2 goals
} else {Nigeria is
going to second round}
Sports › Dis Short Program Tells You The Fate Of Ghana On The Group Of Death. by valkaka(op): 7:16pm On Dec 07, 2013
if (Ghana == Germany){
Germany = 3 goals
} else if (Ghana = Portugal){
Portugal = 2 goals
} else if (Ghana = USA ){
Ghana = 2 goals
} else {ghana is
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