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Jerryherd:




From Jubril clone of ElSudan to Amoda Yekini Aguileri of Iragbiji/Guinea


Isn't this stupidity getting more and more hilarious

Well for a group to start a war with loud mouth ragtag army, and loose 3 million souls... 3 freaking million to starvation, hunger, cannibalism only for the leader to run off with his favorite Mercedes Benz and family returning to surrender and contest later

Animal Planet, National Geographic Chanel , Discovery Wild need to dedicate a full documentary series on how these particular group reason and how their brains work Politicaly



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What about a documentary of a society that has no electricity and water in 2023

I guess you don't care about such things for Nigeria.

For you, make everyone suffer sha as long as you can use your vaseline to jerk off to Jagaban in the dark.

PandoraObi:
Lowest IQs are winning elections and people that have IQs and compare themselves to God are being defeated gruesomely, what a life, they gnashing, crying, wailing, blabbering, rambling and in extreme grieve , I prefer to be in the group of Lowest IQs winning and having results to show for their little efforts, nothing hinders their victory, rather than being in the highest IQs with defeats and labour in vain

What a life indeed, that you smile at your nation when you can’t even get electricity, water and good roads.

What a life indeed!!

Iamgrey5:
Cities like this were not built in a day

This takes decades of careful planning and investment.

Same way Festus Keyamo said Hospitals aren’t built in a day, during the campaign period in 2019, when Bubu had already done 4 years.

4 years later, and 8 years in total, and Bubu still flies abroad for medical treatment.

One of the problems with naij is that there a lot of stupid people.

They will ask you whether Open Gutter is your problem, yet look at the pics up there, is there any OPEN GUTTER filled with poop and pee anywhere

If that kind of person gets elected and becomes yet another stupid leader, do you think he will even consider closing the gutters

Subsidy will soon be removed

Diesel is almost 900 and petrol may be 500

Even those that earn so much money are struggling to keep the lights on, to forestall heat soaked, sweaty and uncomfortable bodies

But CAVE MAN dude above says CRY HARDER

Wow!

Just WOW!

[quote author=helinues post=122706831][/quote]Electricity, your people don’t have

And all you can tell them is to “CRY HARDER”?

This is the epitome of the stupidity that is the theme of this thread.

This dude right here, exemplifies it to the fullest.

I wonder if you will submit yourself for research to see if there is an underlying medical association between your physiology and your stupidity.

helinues:
What an incoherent bunkum

Look at specimen A above.

With all that his fellow country-men have gone through, he remains intransigent, with roots reaching deep into the fertile soil of tribalism, stupidity, and other key minerals needed to sustain negative growth.

We just witnessed a President that hardly ever spoke to the press or the people, not even when a large section of his country was overcome by flood waters. Instead, he jetted off to France, for the most trivial of conferences with requiring NO INPUT from him.

What should have been a NATIONAL EMERGENCY in any other country, was dismissed by the BuBu as he ate his rare steak on the jet and used a toothpick to thoroughly remove every leftover strand of meat stuck in his teeth.

They said it was not the style of the father of a nation to be around and talk to his family. Baby daddy Bubu, runaway dad. A father that sees his son crying and just STEPS OVER HIM.

Now this specimen above has moved his support to a person searching for a Townhall, calling others who want something better wailers as they tagged Buharis critics.

Why they want everyone to wail is beyond me, but they seem to be succeeding, because the country reached a point at the peak of the no-currency fiasco, that everyone BECAME A WAILER!

See average IQs in the chart below.

The supporters of Tinubu and Buhari somehow mange to DIP below the already LOW IQ average for Nigeria.

Chai

These are the kind of guys with their heads in the sand, literally, like the GUY that swam head first in gutter water to celebrate Buhari, even when people with AVERAGE IQs relative to the world standard, were perplexed as to how anyone could ever consider Buhari a good leader. Gulping stale poo and pee, not even fresh poo, he swam and ate in that gutter for Buhari, only to be rewarded down the line with the inability to even withdraw his own currency
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Now the LOWeSt IQ Nee-Gahs in Nigeria are in support of a Bala Blue person

The stupidity that exist in Nigeria is so rare in the world at large. Never has there been a cluster of such dumb people in such magnitude like Nigeria. It's almost like CAVE-MAN stupidity, yet these people have enough brain capacity to speak and write, yet lack even a miniscule ability to reason critically.

APE Nee-Gahs!

The stupidity in Nigeria is PALPABLE, and headache inducing.

The kind of stupidity that makes a driver angry at another, simply because the other driver used his signal lights before turning, which according to the first driver is ABNORMAL, sigh "Why you dey confuse me with flashing light, pointer", chai

FACEPALM

They want to Suffer for ETERNITY as long as their neighbor is suffering to0, or at least, they believe they are.

No amount of reasoning is able to penetrate their thick APE like ADAMANTIUM Skulls

If reasoning was a bullet, and logic the gun, then they are ENTIRELY BULLET-PROOF

They have a force-field over their stupidity that is impregnatable

I will refresh this till someone can make a logical counter, or till tired.

Its weird how Nigerians sometimes toss logic completely away

Still no valid counter

Yet more and more threads keep coming up supporting the false theory, without any basis

They just say "We don't need 25% in FCT", and APC minions shout in unison "yeah!"

Ask them to breakdown the math, they won't

What is wrong with these people?

Still waiting for the APC guys to make sense of this

Nigeria is now soooo corrupt

People SHUN basic Math and English

Like Math 101, sigh

WTF

that would be like a man writing a will and saying give 2/3 of my kids my wealth

Of course it would mean that the total number of kids he has is a MULTIPLE of 3, or 3 is a FACTOR of n(no. of kids)

You can't have half a kid.

Tell them to justify the math using their interpretation of the constitution and they can't stand behind it.

Do you think the writers didn't understand the math or didn't take it into consideration?

Still no valid counter to this, yet APC is on another thread bragging that you don't need 25% in FCT

https://www.nairaland.com/7653065/voters-fct-not-special-dont

It's rather shameful that the proponents of the "25% FCT, not necessary" school of thought, have no counter when it comes down to the math needed to prove their position.

I guess their position isn't tenable then, and it's quite clear to see.

Still no legitimate counter to this basic math

Brendaniel:
Abuja is a capital not a state, Nigeria itself is also a state and its capital is Abuja...

I had already taken what you said into consideration, hence the calculation with 37

Great141:
You ve made a big mistake

Still no clarification

Great141:
You ve made a big mistake

can you clarify ?

The math checks out when you interpret this correctly like it was intended.

The math starts to fail, when you interpret this wrongly.

People are now arguing that two-thirds of 36 states and FCT means two thirds of 37 and not two-thirds in 36 plus one.

They claim that since the FCT is not a state, the statement about the 36 states and FCT in the constitution, was the only way to capture the entire region of the country.

Their promulgated equation is now :-

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Nigeria = 36 States + FCT

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Which gives 37 DISTINCT ENTITIES

However, Entities, whether states or FCT are INTEGERS and not Fractions, rational or otherwise.

With this in mind, it then becomes perplexing interpreting the result after computing the calculation :- 2/3 X 37 = 24.66666666666667

What then is the 0.66666666666667 approx. 0.7 State or Territory?

Is that 0.7 of Lagos, Anambra, or Kano boundary that must be cordoned off, and circumscribed for an election

Doesn't really add up, does it The math!

However (2/3 X 36) + 1, results in an integer, in-line with the rule that States/Territory are whole and distinct, not fractionated.

Seun:
Dear Nairaland Community,

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Best regards.

Hi Seun, I hope this email reaches you well.

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Under my moderation, there would be zero tolerance for tribal slurs, but tribal competition may be allowed, depending on your views, to foster speedy development.

Being a member of this site for a while, I know how annoying it is for topics to get derailed and quickly too, due to uncouth members, trolls, tribal supremacists and a deluge of other characters.

My first suggestion to you would be to upgrade the way hidden comments are viewed. Instead of the current view of empty containers, I believe those comments should be wiped out entirely from the comments stack and the css layout viewable to the user. This further takes away distractions, as members aren't seeing a host of hidden comment stacks, taking up unnecessary space.

Fairness and Justice will be my watch words, never suppressing views based on political ideology, gender or ethnic identity.

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Thank you for your consideration and have a wonderful day.

Only in Nigeria, your car will break down, you will be depressed and sad, wondering how you will get the car back home...


Then somebody will now come and be like "Boss, anything for me?"

Like...

You see me struggling to fix my car

You see me in a sad mood

You see me running helter-skelter

Why then do you believe that I will be in the best position to give you money

I don't understand how some Nigerians reason men

It's not just once, it happens all the time.

No sympathy, nothing!

These are the kind of people that will rob a dead or nearly dying person involved in an accident.



I still can't wrap my head around this, "anything for me", like Neeegah, GTF outta here bish, can't you see what I'm going through?

Unreal

How can this mans business be so clouded in mystery, yet his wealth is so patently obscene

What is Tinubus Job that afforded him 100 million naira form for APC Presidency

How is he able to donate 50 million here and that million there

How is he able to own PRIVATE JETS



This is the lifestyle of a SUPER ROCK STAR, or POPULAR BUSINESS CEO with a POPULAR BUSINESS

Even Wall Street big boys don't OWN PRIVATE JETS, except the top Wall Street Bosses.

EeyanMayweather:
Osu omo baba IPOB terrorist ( the 10th deadliest terror group in the world)
Osu terrorist!

Twale BABA, they are bringing more chilled blood for you to drink

straight from d freezer BABA!

Ice cold BLOood, just like you like it

EeyanMayweather:
Emeka
Tinubu's blokos is greater than the yeebhoe tribe

Tell dem Oga, Mtcheew

Dat is why us AGBERO are always on queue to eat Tinbu Poo-Poo

Last time I gave u, my OGA, the biggest slice

Baba Tinubu Yansh is sweeter dan all yeeeeboooo join togeda

Dat is why he is worship for 20 year plus, who ebo fit worship like dat, dem no get, mtcheew

EeyanMayweather:
They were not threatened. Far from that!
They were man handled , flogged and humiliated and it was sweet to behold

Omo baba, AGBERO, So you said and so it was done

Twale

Racoon:
This President have always been a failure who so much glorify his failures that he lowers the bar of bad governance. There is nothing Buhari got right throughout the 8 years of his catastrophic reign.

Ordinary to talk to citizens, he couldn't. Yet the same hypocritical Nigerians would have the guts to even have an opinion on someone like TRUMP that was seemingly in front of the media, daily.

Remember when the north or so flooded recently, he didn't even say a word and went to FRANCE.

The Demons in Nigeria are happy that they have now replaced him with a Bigger Demon, ONE with 2 Horns, named BULABA!

If you even see that one, once a year, be happy.

Yes na, just like BLADE, they are now DAY-WALKERS

Thugging, Stealing, Maiming, in broad daylight

Dey AV FOOOOLY MASHURE

Cromagnon:
He won
you lost

COOOOooooooooooooooooo0000000000000000OORN

FLAKES



When did Nigeria become the dumbest country in the world?



Riding on into the Blue, the BALA BLUE, chai