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PoliticsRe: Not All That Glitters Is Gold: Naira Vs. Dollar, Which Is Stronger? I Take Naira by VaselineCrew: 11:04pm On Nov 01, 2022
I support OP

So why don't we make the dollar equal to N100,000

So that 10 dollars will be one million naira.

Then a cleaner from abroad can come and buy OP and his family for cheap.
PoliticsRe: Tinubu Will Rather Post Pic Like A Woman Instead Of Having Intelligent Discourse by VaselineCrew(op): 8:59am On Nov 01, 2022
Am I sexZ huh

PoliticsTinubu Will Rather Post Pic Like A Woman Instead Of Having Intelligent Discourse by VaselineCrew(op): 8:58am On Nov 01, 2022
Every week, they say Tinuke has release new sexy pic and urchins will run there with tissue and vaseline

What kind of candidate is this huh

They say come for interview, lets discuss Nigeria, you say NO!

You rather be snapping pics for the gram like some farming implement used to dig

huh

Av neva see dis kine tin b4, am telly yoou undecided
BusinessRe: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by VaselineCrew: 3:05pm On Oct 30, 2022
Viking07:
I take God beg you. Make una no go cast this new format ooo. If you must share biko not on Nairaland.
Why na?

Abi make I drop email?

You guys should not be shell fish on this thread ooo, let us all fish
BusinessRe: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by VaselineCrew: 2:59pm On Oct 30, 2022
Omoapena:
So I'm not the only 1 affected
You’re not alone bruv

I’m “scared” of even going Online these days.

First two requests might be Abuja and Kano sef, then if I get blocked for rejecting, bolt customer rep will tell me that I should have gone to Abuja na, chai!
BusinessRe: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by VaselineCrew: 2:57pm On Oct 30, 2022
Viking07:
Lol, I made the post last week. The way people ignored I thought it was only Abuja. By next week 80% would have been blocked. Na rida and Indriver people dey port to.
I don’t even know what strategy to employ now ooo

I’m just bracing up for the ban, useless people.

The app to me is better than indriver by far, but why they won’t curb their excessive greed and rigidity is what I don’t get.

Useless
BusinessRe: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by VaselineCrew: 2:56pm On Oct 30, 2022
seyicodes:
dem don block me since Thursday, dem say make i do test which I don do , dem no unblock me ooo. E tire me
Sorry bruv, you can use indriver hold body until then.

It’s just bureaucracy that’s causing the delay.

Las las, go to their office.

I hate bolt
BusinessRe: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by VaselineCrew: 2:53am On Oct 29, 2022
Pearl1910:
I get them for my back pocket grin

Another way has been discovered
What is the new way?

Or is every driver about to be blocked?
BusinessRe: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by VaselineCrew: 12:00am On Oct 29, 2022
Is bolt new strategy to block half their drivers?

I can’t beg them by Gods grace if they block me.

Don’t know why they need all this driver score and confirmation rate

You protect your driver score, your confirmation rate suffers, protect your C.R and your D.R suffers.

Make dem just ban all drivers na, and be using carrier pigeons

BusinessRe: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by VaselineCrew: 10:16pm On Oct 28, 2022
Bolt is about to block me ooo, shooo

See driver score dropping like it’s hot

Even when the passenger no show, bolt say, that one no consign dem undecided
EducationRe: Rivers State University Bans Spaghetti Gown, Nose Rings, Tattoos, Ankle Chain by VaselineCrew: 10:02pm On Oct 26, 2022
See all of them here saying “ I support it”

Yet ordinary water, your school doesn’t have

Can’t you see how daft you are

In fact, you Africans belong in the jungle

You are neither fit, nor worthy to be counted as humans

You are absolutely disgusting and a waste of space.

Without you lot, the world would be a much better and technologically advanced place
EducationRe: Rivers State University Bans Spaghetti Gown, Nose Rings, Tattoos, Ankle Chain by VaselineCrew:
Why are you Africans so backwards in everything you do?

Banning dressing, is the person naked or close to naked?

Your mates are making cars in school, yet you daft Africans are supporting dressing and tattoo ban

How did Africa become so dafthuh

[img]https://i.chzbgr.com/full/8497539072/hB7F02190/superheroes-spider-man-marvel-booty-shaking-gif[/img]

https://i.pinimg.com/originals/f6/ba/88/f6ba88406c7062bc7272147e6184f1d6.gif
PoliticsRe: Keyamo: Tinubu Already Speaking To Nigerians, Granting Interviews Not Compulsory by VaselineCrew: 9:46pm On Oct 26, 2022
haslaw:
Hasn't Tinubu been addressing the public?. Must he talk only through Oseni Rufai?

Why do you allow yourself to be so consumed by hate to the extent you lost all forms of logic.
So now asking a presidential candidate to do interview means one is consumed by hatehuh

Is that what Agbado has done to you?
PoliticsRe: We Eagerly Await The APC Presidential Candidate For An Interview - Rufai by VaselineCrew: 6:48pm On Oct 26, 2022
Nbote:
The funniest thing is actually persons like you who seem to asslick politicians. Why will a candidate be so afraid to face live interview session to answer random questions instead of prepared speeches and responseshuh The fact that there are the likes of you who will excuse the inexcusable is why this country may neva attain the height it should
Don’t mind the E-Diot, that used picture to pass exam while others actually put pen to paper and computer inputs to screens.

Left to him, we should all celebrate when Agbado Tinuke post new picture.

That is the height of his reasoning.

Celebrate pictures and demonize ideas through interviews.

We all know the outcome of such ideology, but excess Agbado has clogged their brains.

Watch how this kernel sniffing, church rats nose starts tingling, next time Agbado release sexy pics, he will rush to praise him even more than he praises his own creator.
PoliticsRe: We Eagerly Await The APC Presidential Candidate For An Interview - Rufai by VaselineCrew: 6:35pm On Oct 26, 2022
Agbado will rather behave like a 16 year old girl diva and be posting pics

Agbado say

“Oya snap me like this”

“Wait make I pose”

“Did you take the pishure”

“Am I sexy?”

“3,2,1... Agbadoooooo”
PoliticsRe: We Eagerly Await The APC Presidential Candidate For An Interview - Rufai by VaselineCrew: 6:32pm On Oct 26, 2022
lhordspy:
Lol
As in, he go wait tyre; 20 inch rim

Jagagban doesn’t talk to urchins that have been disturbing him to appear

Who are you urchin Nigerians that you dare summon a whole Jagagbanihuh

Who are they?

People that should be rolling in the mud want someone that is above them to descend to their level,

Mtcheeew. undecided
BusinessRe: CBN Should Phase Out #1000 And #500 Notes And Reintroduce, 50kobo, #1, #2 by VaselineCrew: 4:32pm On Oct 26, 2022
Brace up for 5000 naira note.

Unless you want to be carrying wheel barrow full of money to buy bread.

The urchins won’t rest until we need wheelbarrows full of 100 naira notes to buy sliced bread.

That’s when they will be happy, when we are all wailing.

After all, they see us as wailing wailers.
PoliticsRe: What Is Tinubus Source Of Wealth? We Know Elon, Gates, Jay-z,... by VaselineCrew(op): 4:29pm On Oct 26, 2022
Not one single kernel piece of Agbado has been able to give an answer to this question.

No wonder they say the body doesn’t process Agbado and you can still see it in your poop

The Agbado urchins can’t even digest their own feed.

Such a sad case!

What does Tinubu do for a living?
PoliticsRe: Before Buhari Leaves Office By May 29,2023 See What Will Happen (PIX) by VaselineCrew: 2:55pm On Oct 26, 2022
[quote author=LordviccoDaGuru post=117892493][/quote]Others are searching for leaders, this one is searching for “Master” as a confammm slave

I didn’t say it o, na you talk am ya sef
PoliticsRe: Fashola Should Be Made The Minister For Agriculture And Industries by VaselineCrew: 2:51pm On Oct 26, 2022
lexylaw40:
Once Tinubu wins the 2023 general election Tinubu must appoint BRF as the Minister of agriculture and Industries becouse agriculture and industrialization is definitely what we need to focus on as an emerging economy and I've notice that everything Fashola touches turns to gold. I hope he can replicate what he has done as a governor and as the Minister works he can replicate in the area of Agriculture and Industries.... What Do you think
Please mention the name of that Fashola website that he used 100 million naira to build back when the naira was stronger.

When last did you visit the site?

People like you then were all hyping the site and calling people like me them wailers

You Nigerians ehn, to say you are daft would be such a huge understatement.

You guys are like wandering goats, brainless
PoliticsRe: New Photos Of Tinubu Has Internet Blowing Up,it Looks That He Is Aging Backwards by VaselineCrew: 2:45pm On Oct 26, 2022
MaliCampus:
Everytime photoshoot or riding bicycle.When is he going to give us a live interview, talk to Nigerians about his plans not some keyamo talking on his behalf everytime? This man no serious atall. He thinks Presidency is a joke? What are we suppose to do with this pictures? Vote him because of pictures? Lolz.
That is to show you the depth of their daft-ness!

Thick and fluffy stupidity!

So they have time to play dress up and pose for pictures, like teenage tiktok-ing princess girls, but they can’t devote that same time to go articulate their ideas to Nigerians via an interview!

At this point, Tinubu should pose in a thong or a low cut dress, or short shorts. That’ll really get people talking.

Agbado Agbaya!!
PoliticsRe: I Don't Think Any Normal Human Being Will Vote Tinubu/apc by VaselineCrew: 2:23pm On Oct 26, 2022
kingthreat:
What have you done to make Nigeria better? At least over 5 people are under my monthly contribution list in Nigeria.
What did Peter Obi do in Anambra for 8 years that made his state the El Dorado of Nigeria?
Only reason why you want Obi in your heart of hearts is because you reckon with him as your tribesman. He probably invested in the baby factory where you emanated from.
For the record, I am neither a Tinubu nor Obi supporter.
Why don’t you trade places with those in Nigeria?

So that you can be on their contribution list, using the money for roasted agbado, while they eat bacon wrapped pork chops, dripping with barbecue sauce with a hint of ranch dressing.

What is stopping you? The government you so love is in power abi? Plus the other tyrants you want are presently campaigning.

Please come back, so that someone in Thailand can put you on their contributions list.

You escaped, but still want the worse for your people. You can’t even say thank you God for helping me, and use the opportunity to turn the country you escaped from to the one your currently seeking refuge in.

You want those you left behind to all burn to ashes.
PoliticsRe: Campaign Don Startoo by VaselineCrew: 4:41am On Oct 26, 2022
We must send the demons in Nigeria back to hell in Jesus mighty name I pray amen!

Other countries are going to the moon, we are having owambe to commission small road, with food and drinks.

They are still telling us they will give us light and water

God of Justice, please save your people.

Why are we blessed my God, yet cursed with demonic leaders. God why are you allowing this?

How long will good people of Nigeria cry out as they are being surrounded by a sea of zombies wanting the nation and the people in it to perish.

They delight in our tears of no light, no water, stikes, lack of order...

I refuse to believe that the whites were right that the black man is only half a man and this not eligible to vote or viewed as full human.

God did you create us black people differently from white peoples?

Why do our people rejoice in daily evil?

I pray for a division of this country and a better country before that division happens because you God, have blessed every region with unique gifts needed for survival.

Gold, different minerals, hydrocarbons, perfect whether, no hurricanes or tornados...

What haven’t you blessed us with my God?

Then why do allow evil doers to plunder unpunished?
PoliticsRe: I Don't Think Any Normal Human Being Will Vote Tinubu/apc by VaselineCrew: 4:32am On Oct 26, 2022
kingthreat:
Can you stand naked holding a holy book and swear to that?
All my life, never been hungry or had food as my problem. But those who battle with poverty daily think others are in their league.
So you have confirmed that you ain’t poor

You have also confirmed that you are outside the country

Being that Nigeria is the poverty capital of the world, you’re probably in a better country.

So you probably have water flowing from your taps and 24/7 electricity.


Yet all you wish for those that haven’t escaped the Nigerian hellhole is more hell for them, while you sit abroad eating honey baked ham.

Chai!

Such a sad case

The government you support is in power, and they have even presented another catastrophe candidate that your wicked soul would love.

Why can’t you trade places with someone in Ajegunle or the Niger Delta? So that they can be eating Sausage and Orange juice for breakfast, while you much on dry Agbado till your dirty teeth break.
PoliticsRe: I Don't Think Any Normal Human Being Will Vote Tinubu/apc by VaselineCrew: 4:13am On Oct 26, 2022
kingthreat:
So I should be where someone totally irrelevant to my existence wants me to be ba?
Urchin, I’m sure you can’t even afford sausage and egg breakfast where you are, sigh
PoliticsRe: I Don't Think Any Normal Human Being Will Vote Tinubu/apc by VaselineCrew: 3:41am On Oct 26, 2022
kingthreat:
I am not in the country, you yam-legged drug trafficker. Obi will never be president and nothing will happen.
Why are you not in the country na?
PoliticsNone Before Tinuke And Non After Him! by VaselineCrew(op): 3:30am On Oct 26, 2022
That’s what the Urchins here always tell us

There was no governor before Tinuke and no governor after him.

Tinuke as at 2022, is still the governor of Lagos state.

Others serve and leave, back to their private lives, while Tinuke decided he is going to stay, how selfless of him.
PoliticsRe: Lagos Light Rail Will Be Ready In June – Fashola by VaselineCrew: 1:10am On Oct 26, 2022
It angers me how these political jobbers take Nigerians for granted.

Then the Nigerians themselves are always ready to be fvked

This is the same Fashola that did website for 100 million, and you still had Nigerians supporting that kind of waste.

Ask any of the website supporters today, “what is the name of Fasholas 100 million naira website?” They will just have blank stares on their pathetic faces.

Black Savages.

Savages, Savages.

Half of you in Nigeria should be wiped out, but God is merciful.

Such a demonic Nation.
PoliticsRe: Lagos Light Rail Will Be Ready In June – Fashola by VaselineCrew: 12:43am On Oct 26, 2022
Remember how they used to mock GEJs Abuja rail, saying that Lagos rail is on ground.

This was all the way back in 2013

Abuja rail came online, but Lagos rail is still being celebrated by APC members when it is not even finished and already past due.

Why Nigerians are in love with suffering is something that needs to be studied.
PoliticsRe: Lagos Light Rail Will Be Ready In June – Fashola by VaselineCrew: 12:40am On Oct 26, 2022
Someone should justify this
PoliticsRe: Lagos Light Rail Will Be Ready In June – Fashola by VaselineCrew: 12:39am On Oct 26, 2022
Still no rail

Something that was to be completed in June 2013

Yet suffering and smiling Nigerians will be clapping even if the project takes 100 years

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