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Politics › Re: One Of The Longest Fuel Scarcity In History, But Tinubus Egg Is More Important by VaselineCrew(op): 1:34pm On Jan 20, 2023
Meanwhile, this is what Nigerians are passing through everyday

Politics › One Of The Longest Fuel Scarcity In History, But Tinubus Egg Is More Important by VaselineCrew(op): 1:33pm On Jan 20, 2023
How did some Nigerians get this daft?

With all the suffering, this is what apc supporters are bragging about.

https://www.nairaland.com/7533222/want-omelette-must-break-egg

I can’t even...

I can’t can abeg, I can’t

Politics › APC Supporters Rush To Collect Campaign Bread From The Ground. by VaselineCrew(op): 11:26am On Jan 19, 2023
Is this what Nigeria has become?

Politics › Fuel Scarcity Since Last Year, Yet They Still Stand On Mandate. Born To Suffer! by VaselineCrew(op): 9:29am On Jan 19, 2023
I remember months to the election that GEJ lost, the price of fuel was discounted by 10 naira or so, yet the opposition was still complaining, calling it a gimmick.

Fast forward to today and people are sleeping at petrol stations, buying petrol at inflated prices. Yet some people believe this is actually better? That this kind of suffering needs to be rewarded?

You are standing on mandate GidiGba, yet sleeping at petrol station, chai!

Were Nigerians born to suffer or what? Is it low IQ?

I remember that female that road side trader who said, “awa lokan” should just go there and spend 8 years whether or not he fails. Is she not looking for petrol? Or is she programmed to suffer with her only succor being the bragging rights of having her tribesman in power, while she sleeps with no electricity, in a mosquito laden environment?

Chai!

The picture below is a an IQ map of the world.

Look at the average IQ of black people.

May God help us, Amen!

Politics › Re: Woman Believes Obi Will Fix Nigeria, But Awa Lokan Should Go First. by VaselineCrew(op): 1:15am On Jan 14, 2023
Kapeter:
I only see our brethrens in sifia pain just like always. Nothing more grin
Seriously?

Don’t you have any shame? Even a tiny amount?

Look at how the most populous black nation is, no light, no water, and all you can say is “sifia pain”?

I studied American history, and they used to refer to black people as half a man, not fully formed humans, and thus ineligible to vote.

Yet, people like you prove them right, that we are indeed sub-human.

Your country can’t give you electricy, water, security, and all you can do is perpetuate this status quo

No dreams, no ambition for you, you just want to remain where you are till death calls you.

1/2 a Man!
Politics › Re: Woman Believes Obi Will Fix Nigeria, But Awa Lokan Should Go First. by VaselineCrew(op): 1:07am On Jan 14, 2023
angry

Politics › Woman Believes Obi Will Fix Nigeria, But Awa Lokan Should Go First. by VaselineCrew(op): 1:04am On Jan 14, 2023


This right here is the typical black man that wears mediocrity proudly on their necks like a gold necklace.

See her, all she can see is tribe.

She said it doesn’t matter whether Tinubu will fail or not, but let him just do 8 years.

How do Nigerians even reason sef?

So you are okay suffering for another 8 years just so that awa lokan can be there?

Chai, Madness!

Madness?

This

Is

BLACKMAAAAAAAN

CHAI!!!!!

Politics › Re: It’s Getting Harder To Run Diesel Gen Overnight! by VaselineCrew(op): 12:54am On Jan 14, 2023
Are we really animals in Nigeria?

Is something wrong with Black people?

There is absolutely no excuse for electricity to be unavailable in 2023?

Why black man, why??

huh
Politics › It’s Getting Harder To Run Diesel Gen Overnight! by VaselineCrew(op): 12:51am On Jan 14, 2023
Before we used to be able to run our diesel gen overnight.

Now we are rationing, chai!

Is this how Nigeria will remain?

2023, when other races are thinking of conquering other planets, we still can’t give our people light at night to have a good nights rest and ward of mosquitoes.

Na wa!!

Naij my naij!
Politics › Re: Nigerians Are Not Worth Dying For. by VaselineCrew: 8:21pm On Dec 23, 2022
@gforce5

I feel your pain bro! It’s so sad!!!

Not once has a Tornado or Hurricane struck Nigeria, yet with great weather, we still can’t build.

One Canadian told me he used to work on an offshore rig in subzero weather conditions. I was already feeling cold just hearing him talk about it. In Naija, the most you will say is that it’s getting too hot, yet we can’t progress.

Even with all out minerals buried underground we still can’t progress. We have oil but can’t progress to refine it here.

We had a road here that had been bad for decades, yet it was repaired in under one month with local boys using interlock stones. So you can stall development for so long only for the project to take under a month? Evil!

Nigeria seems to be a very demonic country, anti progress and anti Christ.

My cousin once covered an open gutter on his street in Lagos using some beautiful aluminum or something, only for the government to come and tel him to remove the progress he did by closing the gutter, and revert back to an open gutter. I guess they are waiting for contract.

Anti development

Anti Justice - what is police phone number? Even adults don’t know, unlike America for instance were even a baby will tell you it’s 911.

Anti Christ, Nigeria
Politics › Re: Tinubu Hit Track Music Video - Balabulu Bulaba Babulu - Buaaaaaaari!! by VaselineCrew(op): 2:48pm On Dec 23, 2022
Buaari huh

Buaaaari sad

Buaaaaaari undecided

Buaaaaaaaari angry

https://www.askideas.com/media/36/Dancing-Man-Funny-Gif.gif
Politics › Tinubu Hit Track Music Video - Balabulu Bulaba Babulu - Buaaaaaaari!! by VaselineCrew(op): 1:42pm On Dec 23, 2022
Politics › Are You Spending Your Christmas On Petrol Queues? by VaselineCrew(op): 10:01am On Dec 22, 2022
The petrol queues today, a few days before Christmas are out of this world.

I saw queues with like 50 cars and above, and I wondered how they had the patience to wait hours to buy petrol.

Do you think this situation will resolve before Christmas or are we going to keep spending hours or days before we can get petrol to power or machines and houses this Christmas?
Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by VaselineCrew: 2:39am On Dec 10, 2022
pope191:
So I am having this funny and interesting case I've been trashing. Last week Friday as at 9pm, I got a trip from Surulere to Berger for 4800. On arriving to destination, it was a kind of family trip. A lady with twins (probably a year old), her presumed baby sitter and husband. They kind of did birthday at Surulere and was going home (Magodo). So, lots of load to pack and the normal me don't do that, but due to the twins I was a bit soft and talk to the man about the load being much, which he offered to add something to the fare as charter was demanding for 10k (bus tho).

So i roll, the lady being a rude person tried to spring her head and immediately got caution. Had too, I have been observing both of them argue needless and switching to me with such rudeness is a no go area (route wahala).

Ride of 42 mins took 1hr 22 mins, over delay and their stupid argument. Who to pay, the guy said he will do transfer, but his phone is down. OK! He has been trying to charge his phone all way, but phone not coming up. The lady said he only have 1400, guy man practically have to beg/force to get the 1400. Plead with me to drop my account, he will do transfer asap. Time fast burning, so I roll.

I've been calling guy man, he picked and promise to send the money on Saturday. Ever since, he won't pick my calls. I call the lady on Monday, she acted all nice and promise to get back. I made it clear to her that I won't be calling the guy again and if I am forced, I'll come back to where I dropped them to pull Felicity on them. Right now she is the one that booked the ride and as well called me, so I can't be going after someone I don't have business with. She blocked me, promise to send the guy number and right now, she is saying she doesn't have any business with me. The guy is not even is husband and they don't live together. What a case grin
I feel your pain abeg

After the ssssh I went through recently, I'd advice every single driver to get a Dashboard Camera!

I bought one last week and already put it to use.

Even one small girl was giving me attitude at the pick-up spot 2 days ago, I just turned the camera from facing outside to facing her directly. If you see the way the girl quiet down ehn, lol, like when teacher for primary school bring out cain and say "SILEEENCE!"

In your case, you will just send them the video of them agreeing to pay you later and you can use that video as evidence of non-payment, followed by bank statements and all.
Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by VaselineCrew:
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Politics › Re: Tinubu And The Multi-Li-Pications Of Money by VaselineCrew(op): 10:26pm On Nov 23, 2022
how some people can want this man ehn

Is it Witchcraft?

Ignorance?

Self-Hatred?

Wickedness?

huh
Politics › Tinubu And The Multi-Li-Pications Of Money by VaselineCrew(op): 10:22pm On Nov 23, 2022
God abeg


How can you Multi li picate money huh

chai^10





LegendHero, better repent from supporting evil politicians, less you burn in Hell, where there is weeping and gnashing of teeth.

Politics › The Agbado Song - MC Tinubu Agbado by VaselineCrew(op): 7:21am On Nov 14, 2022
Politics › Re: Can You Find The camouflage Mountain Leopard In The Picture by VaselineCrew: 8:51am On Nov 13, 2022
Chai!

By the time you find it, it’s already too late.
Politics › Re: Not All That Glitters Is Gold: Naira Vs. Dollar, Which Is Stronger? I Take Naira by VaselineCrew: 11:04pm On Nov 01, 2022
I support OP

So why don't we make the dollar equal to N100,000

So that 10 dollars will be one million naira.

Then a cleaner from abroad can come and buy OP and his family for cheap.
Politics › Re: Tinubu Will Rather Post Pic Like A Woman Instead Of Having Intelligent Discourse by VaselineCrew(op): 8:59am On Nov 01, 2022
Am I sexZ huh

Politics › Tinubu Will Rather Post Pic Like A Woman Instead Of Having Intelligent Discourse by VaselineCrew(op): 8:58am On Nov 01, 2022
Every week, they say Tinuke has release new sexy pic and urchins will run there with tissue and vaseline

What kind of candidate is this huh

They say come for interview, lets discuss Nigeria, you say NO!

You rather be snapping pics for the gram like some farming implement used to dig

huh

Av neva see dis kine tin b4, am telly yoou undecided
Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by VaselineCrew: 3:05pm On Oct 30, 2022
Viking07:
I take God beg you. Make una no go cast this new format ooo. If you must share biko not on Nairaland.
Why na?

Abi make I drop email?

You guys should not be shell fish on this thread ooo, let us all fish
Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by VaselineCrew: 2:59pm On Oct 30, 2022
Omoapena:
So I'm not the only 1 affected
You’re not alone bruv

I’m “scared” of even going Online these days.

First two requests might be Abuja and Kano sef, then if I get blocked for rejecting, bolt customer rep will tell me that I should have gone to Abuja na, chai!
Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by VaselineCrew: 2:57pm On Oct 30, 2022
Viking07:
Lol, I made the post last week. The way people ignored I thought it was only Abuja. By next week 80% would have been blocked. Na rida and Indriver people dey port to.
I don’t even know what strategy to employ now ooo

I’m just bracing up for the ban, useless people.

The app to me is better than indriver by far, but why they won’t curb their excessive greed and rigidity is what I don’t get.

Useless
Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by VaselineCrew: 2:56pm On Oct 30, 2022
seyicodes:
dem don block me since Thursday, dem say make i do test which I don do , dem no unblock me ooo. E tire me
Sorry bruv, you can use indriver hold body until then.

It’s just bureaucracy that’s causing the delay.

Las las, go to their office.

I hate bolt
Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by VaselineCrew: 2:53am On Oct 29, 2022
Pearl1910:
I get them for my back pocket grin

Another way has been discovered
What is the new way?

Or is every driver about to be blocked?
Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by VaselineCrew: 12:00am On Oct 29, 2022
Is bolt new strategy to block half their drivers?

I can’t beg them by Gods grace if they block me.

Don’t know why they need all this driver score and confirmation rate

You protect your driver score, your confirmation rate suffers, protect your C.R and your D.R suffers.

Make dem just ban all drivers na, and be using carrier pigeons

Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by VaselineCrew: 10:16pm On Oct 28, 2022
Bolt is about to block me ooo, shooo

See driver score dropping like it’s hot

Even when the passenger no show, bolt say, that one no consign dem undecided
Education › Re: Rivers State University Bans Spaghetti Gown, Nose Rings, Tattoos, Ankle Chain by VaselineCrew: 10:02pm On Oct 26, 2022
See all of them here saying “ I support it”

Yet ordinary water, your school doesn’t have

Can’t you see how daft you are

In fact, you Africans belong in the jungle

You are neither fit, nor worthy to be counted as humans

You are absolutely disgusting and a waste of space.

Without you lot, the world would be a much better and technologically advanced place
Education › Re: Rivers State University Bans Spaghetti Gown, Nose Rings, Tattoos, Ankle Chain by VaselineCrew:
Why are you Africans so backwards in everything you do?

Banning dressing, is the person naked or close to naked?

Your mates are making cars in school, yet you daft Africans are supporting dressing and tattoo ban

How did Africa become so dafthuh

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