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Politics › Re: The 0.7 STATE and the Nigerian Constitution by VaselineCrew(op): 9:54am On Apr 14, 2023
It's rather shameful that the proponents of the "25% FCT, not necessary" school of thought, have no counter when it comes down to the math needed to prove their position.

I guess their position isn't tenable then, and it's quite clear to see.
Politics › Re: The 0.7 STATE and the Nigerian Constitution by VaselineCrew(op): 9:41am On Apr 14, 2023
Still no legitimate counter to this basic math
Politics › Re: The 0.7 STATE and the Nigerian Constitution by VaselineCrew(op): 8:42am On Apr 14, 2023
Brendaniel:
Abuja is a capital not a state, Nigeria itself is also a state and its capital is Abuja...
I had already taken what you said into consideration, hence the calculation with 37
Politics › Re: The 0.7 STATE and the Nigerian Constitution by VaselineCrew(op): 7:56am On Apr 14, 2023
Great141:
You ve made a big mistake
Still no clarification
Politics › Re: The 0.7 STATE and the Nigerian Constitution by VaselineCrew(op): 12:17am On Apr 14, 2023
Great141:
You ve made a big mistake
can you clarify ?
Politics › Re: The 0.7 STATE and the Nigerian Constitution by VaselineCrew(op): 12:11am On Apr 14, 2023
The math checks out when you interpret this correctly like it was intended.

The math starts to fail, when you interpret this wrongly.
Politics › The 0.7 STATE and the Nigerian Constitution by VaselineCrew(op): 12:00am On Apr 14, 2023
People are now arguing that two-thirds of 36 states and FCT means two thirds of 37 and not two-thirds in 36 plus one.

They claim that since the FCT is not a state, the statement about the 36 states and FCT in the constitution, was the only way to capture the entire region of the country.

Their promulgated equation is now :-



Nigeria = 36 States + FCT



Which gives 37 DISTINCT ENTITIES

However, Entities, whether states or FCT are INTEGERS and not Fractions, rational or otherwise.

With this in mind, it then becomes perplexing interpreting the result after computing the calculation :- 2/3 X 37 = 24.66666666666667

What then is the 0.66666666666667 approx. 0.7 State or Territory?

Is that 0.7 of Lagos, Anambra, or Kano boundary that must be cordoned off, and circumscribed for an election huh

Doesn't really add up, does it huh The math!

However (2/3 X 36) + 1, results in an integer, in-line with the rule that States/Territory are whole and distinct, not fractionated.
Politics › Re: Politics Section Moderator Wanted by VaselineCrew: 4:19am On Apr 12, 2023
Seun:
Dear Nairaland Community,

We are currently searching for a dedicated individual with the following qualifications to moderate our Politics section and effectively manage conflicts and disruptions:

* In-depth knowledge of Nigerian politics and current affairs, with the capacity to participate in well-informed discussions on pertinent topics.
* Proficiency in Nairaland's guidelines, rules, and community culture to maintain a positive and respectful atmosphere for political discourse.
* Exceptional communication skills, both written and verbal, for facilitating discussions, addressing user concerns, and upholding forum regulations.
* Conflict resolution abilities and a commitment to neutrality and fairness when addressing disputes or controversial subjects.
* Prior experience in moderating online forums or similar platforms, along with an active presence in Nairaland's politics section, is highly desirable.

If you know someone who would be an ideal candidate, or if you believe you are the right person for this role, kindly recommend and advocate for your choice.

Best regards.
Hi Seun, I hope this email reaches you well.

I have been a member of this platform for almost a decade now, and I believe I have what it takes to dispassionately moderate the politics section.

Under my moderation, there would be zero tolerance for tribal slurs, but tribal competition may be allowed, depending on your views, to foster speedy development.

Being a member of this site for a while, I know how annoying it is for topics to get derailed and quickly too, due to uncouth members, trolls, tribal supremacists and a deluge of other characters.

My first suggestion to you would be to upgrade the way hidden comments are viewed. Instead of the current view of empty containers, I believe those comments should be wiped out entirely from the comments stack and the css layout viewable to the user. This further takes away distractions, as members aren't seeing a host of hidden comment stacks, taking up unnecessary space.

Fairness and Justice will be my watch words, never suppressing views based on political ideology, gender or ethnic identity.

Most importantly, I will ensure to stay behind the scenes so as not to give the impression of being prejudice or the like.

Thank you for your consideration and have a wonderful day.
Car Talk › Why Do People Ask You For Money When Your Car Breaks Down????? by VaselineCrew(op): 8:59pm On Apr 04, 2023
Only in Nigeria, your car will break down, you will be depressed and sad, wondering how you will get the car back home...


Then somebody will now come and be like "Boss, anything for me?"

Like...

You see me struggling to fix my car

You see me in a sad mood

You see me running helter-skelter

Why then do you believe that I will be in the best position to give you moneyhuh

I don't understand how some Nigerians reason men

It's not just once, it happens all the time.

No sympathy, nothing!

These are the kind of people that will rob a dead or nearly dying person involved in an accident.



I still can't wrap my head around this, "anything for me", like Neeegah, GTF outta here bish, can't you see what I'm going through?

Unreal
Politics › Bet Wait Ooo, WHAT IS Tinubus BUSINESS Again? How Is He So Rich ? by VaselineCrew(op): 6:00am On Mar 22, 2023
How can this mans business be so clouded in mystery, yet his wealth is so patently obscene

What is Tinubus Job that afforded him 100 million naira form for APC Presidency huh

How is he able to donate 50 million here and that million there huh

How is he able to own PRIVATE JETS huh



This is the lifestyle of a SUPER ROCK STAR, or POPULAR BUSINESS CEO with a POPULAR BUSINESS

Even Wall Street big boys don't OWN PRIVATE JETS, except the top Wall Street Bosses.
Politics › Re: What Is "Wailing" by VaselineCrew: 1:07am On Mar 22, 2023
EeyanMayweather:
Osu omo baba IPOB terrorist ( the 10th deadliest terror group in the world)
Osu terrorist!
Twale BABA, they are bringing more chilled blood for you to drink

straight from d freezer BABA!

Ice cold BLOood, just like you like it wink
Politics › Re: FFK Writes A Letter To Obidients by VaselineCrew: 1:05am On Mar 22, 2023
EeyanMayweather:
Emeka
Tinubu's blokos is greater than the yeebhoe tribe
Tell dem Oga, Mtcheew

Dat is why us AGBERO are always on queue to eat Tinbu Poo-Poo

Last time I gave u, my OGA, the biggest slice

Baba Tinubu Yansh is sweeter dan all yeeeeboooo join togeda

Dat is why he is worship for 20 year plus, who ebo fit worship like dat, dem no get, mtcheew
Politics › Re: What Is "Wailing" by VaselineCrew: 12:54am On Mar 22, 2023
EeyanMayweather:
They were not threatened. Far from that!
They were man handled , flogged and humiliated and it was sweet to behold grin
Omo baba, AGBERO, So you said and so it was done

Twale
Politics › Re: 2023 Polls: Nigeria’s Democracy Now Truly Mature — Buhari by VaselineCrew: 12:41am On Mar 22, 2023
Racoon:
This President have always been a failure who so much glorify his failures that he lowers the bar of bad governance. There is nothing Buhari got right throughout the 8 years of his catastrophic reign.
Ordinary to talk to citizens, he couldn't. Yet the same hypocritical Nigerians would have the guts to even have an opinion on someone like TRUMP that was seemingly in front of the media, daily.

Remember when the north or so flooded recently, he didn't even say a word and went to FRANCE.

The Demons in Nigeria are happy that they have now replaced him with a Bigger Demon, ONE with 2 Horns, named BULABA!

If you even see that one, once a year, be happy.
Politics › Re: 2023 Polls: Nigeria’s Democracy Now Truly Mature — Buhari by VaselineCrew: 12:33am On Mar 22, 2023
Yes na, just like BLADE, they are now DAY-WALKERS

Thugging, Stealing, Maiming, in broad daylight

Dey AV FOOOOLY MASHURE cool
Politics › Re: Tinubu Did Not Not Know That Corn Flakes Comes From Corn :-) by VaselineCrew(op): 12:31am On Mar 22, 2023
Cromagnon:
He won
you lost
COOOOooooooooooooooooo0000000000000000OORN

FLAKES

undecided undecided undecided

When did Nigeria become the dumbest country in the world?

cry

Riding on into the Blue, the BALA BLUE, chai
Politics › Re: Nigeria: State Of The Nation In Cartoons by VaselineCrew: 12:28am On Mar 22, 2023
OLAADEGBU:
Impunity

Okpara Moses
lol grin

See chief thug MC
Politics › Re: Peter Obi Resorted To Cheap Blackmail Because He Has No Case by VaselineCrew: 12:24am On Mar 22, 2023
N3TRAL:
E pain am.

Tinubu will rule over you.
This sounds like a threat, or ominous warning, chai
Politics › Re: Tinubu Did Not Not Know That Corn Flakes Comes From Corn :-) by VaselineCrew(op): 12:22am On Mar 22, 2023
A WHOLE PRESIDENT

NAIJAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Who do UNA huh

This man had to travel all the way to obodo oyibo America, before he realized that the roasted corn he munches on can be used to make CORNflakes, chai!

I'm sure when they told him, he was like, "KiloDAAAAYhuh No, NO, NO, im-possi-BLAAAAYYY"

I think what happened ehn, is that BULABA spent his whole life calling CORN, AGBADO, so he didn't even know a word like "CORN" existed. So when the explained it to him, his translator was like, "Ehn na, na AGBADO dem dey call CORN for here"

Chai!
Politics › Re: What Is "Wailing" by VaselineCrew: 11:51pm On Mar 21, 2023
Wailing is a term used by AGBADO DEMONS

They claim to love the tears of suffering Nigerians

So whenever you complain of obvious problems in Nigeria, like no water and electricity, they call you a WAILER

They want you miserable and dejected, impecunious and morose

God will help us rise above the DEMONS, and he will wipe away our tears and bless us and others through us.

DO NOT BE DISMAYED
Politics › Re: Tinubu Did Not Not Know That Corn Flakes Comes From Corn :-) by VaselineCrew(op): 11:33pm On Mar 21, 2023
owolabi5:
INTERESTING!

WHAT OF HOT DOG??

FROM DOGS?!


(Just thinking out LOUD)
Hmmm, You be Calabar BOY huh

angry angry
Politics › Re: Tinubu Did Not Not Know That Corn Flakes Comes From Corn :-) by VaselineCrew(op): 11:28pm On Mar 21, 2023
Drug Barron, doesn't know CORN can make CORN FLAKES

and AGBADO people are telling us he will CHANGE NIGERIA

OMO, DEMONs dey this country sha, chai
Politics › Re: Tinubu Did Not Not Know That Corn Flakes Comes From Corn :-) by VaselineCrew(op): 11:20pm On Mar 21, 2023
I still can not believe dis tin, omo

Chai
Politics › Re: Tinubu Did Not Not Know That Corn Flakes Comes From Corn :-) by VaselineCrew(op): 8:33pm On Mar 21, 2023
doublewisdom:
Druggie is also a dullard. grin grin
Bro, na Champion league Dullard in be.

Leading the dullard league in every single statistical category.

From BulaBa, to Agbado and much more, 50 million more grin grin grin
Politics › Re: Tinubu Did Not Not Know That Corn Flakes Comes From Corn :-) by VaselineCrew(op): 8:31pm On Mar 21, 2023
Omo shame suppose cashhh Naija people sha

Chai!
Politics › Re: Tinubu Did Not Not Know That Corn Flakes Comes From Corn :-) by VaselineCrew(op): 8:29pm On Mar 21, 2023
helinues:
Are you one of the Obi's slowpoke supporters?

Na curiosity of the comments oo
Are you one of those Agbero people that consume Agbado straight from Tinubu Yansh?

I no you people na, since the body doesn’t digest Agbado, una Dey wait make shiiiiit catch you, come strain am for strainer to remove the Agbado kernels that survive so una fit use am prepare a POPCORN

Chai!
Politics › Re: Tinubu Did Not Not Know That Corn Flakes Comes From Corn :-) by VaselineCrew(op): 8:26pm On Mar 21, 2023
INDOMIE9090:
Maybe OP knws everything
INDOMIE9090, is that inspired by indomie noodles huh

Oya na, I think I really do know it all, because I must have some special powers to have been able to deduce that.

Chai, the intelligence bar for Agbado is sooo low, not even enough neuron activity for a single POPCORN angry

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