₦airaland Forum

OLAADEGBU:
Impunity

Okpara Moses

lol

See chief thug MC

N3TRAL:
E pain am.

Tinubu will rule over you.

This sounds like a threat, or ominous warning, chai

A WHOLE PRESIDENT

NAIJAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Who do UNA

This man had to travel all the way to obodo oyibo America, before he realized that the roasted corn he munches on can be used to make CORNflakes, chai!

I'm sure when they told him, he was like, "KiloDAAAAY No, NO, NO, im-possi-BLAAAAYYY"

I think what happened ehn, is that BULABA spent his whole life calling CORN, AGBADO, so he didn't even know a word like "CORN" existed. So when the explained it to him, his translator was like, "Ehn na, na AGBADO dem dey call CORN for here"

Chai!

Wailing is a term used by AGBADO DEMONS

They claim to love the tears of suffering Nigerians

So whenever you complain of obvious problems in Nigeria, like no water and electricity, they call you a WAILER

They want you miserable and dejected, impecunious and morose

God will help us rise above the DEMONS, and he will wipe away our tears and bless us and others through us.

DO NOT BE DISMAYED

owolabi5:
INTERESTING!

WHAT OF HOT DOG??

FROM DOGS?!


(Just thinking out LOUD)

Hmmm, You be Calabar BOY

Drug Barron, doesn't know CORN can make CORN FLAKES

and AGBADO people are telling us he will CHANGE NIGERIA

OMO, DEMONs dey this country sha, chai

I still can not believe dis tin, omo

Chai

doublewisdom:
Druggie is also a dullard.

Bro, na Champion league Dullard in be.

Leading the dullard league in every single statistical category.

From BulaBa, to Agbado and much more, 50 million more

Omo shame suppose cashhh Naija people sha

Chai!

helinues:
Are you one of the Obi's slowpoke supporters?

Na curiosity of the comments oo

Are you one of those Agbero people that consume Agbado straight from Tinubu Yansh?

I no you people na, since the body doesn’t digest Agbado, una Dey wait make shiiiiit catch you, come strain am for strainer to remove the Agbado kernels that survive so una fit use am prepare a POPCORN

Chai!

INDOMIE9090:
Maybe OP knws everything

INDOMIE9090, is that inspired by indomie noodles

Oya na, I think I really do know it all, because I must have some special powers to have been able to deduce that.

Chai, the intelligence bar for Agbado is sooo low, not even enough neuron activity for a single POPCORN

helinues:
It's unfortunate that Peter Obi has imbeciles as supporters

It’s more unfortunate that your master doesn’t know cornflakes is from corn

Am sure even your 6 year old child will answer correctly, but you 100 year old master just found out

And you are telling Nigerians, that a BulaBa, Gazette Gara, Roasted corn is the Agbado we need

Very tough to swallow, e choke, Agbado is choking

So someone that doesn’t know corn-flakes is from corn, will take una to Mars?

BulaBa people sha, omo you guys HATE Nigeria sha

Una hate Nigeria and Nigerians so passionately

buhariPLEASEdie:
Fool......
Do u yourself know everything...,.....

Bet is in d name na? Haba, Agbado!

Next you will tell me, you just discover say carrot cake is made with carrot

See what Agbado is doing to your brain, because you are roasting it too much, next time try boil am

Agbadoooooooooooooooooooom

Naija always plaigued with the most daft leaders and followers.

Chai

stonemasonn:
How and when did you know that cornflakes comes from corn?

AGBADO are CUMMING

Oya Tinubu sit on my lap and repeat after me

CORN

FLAKES

again, slowly this time

COOOOOOOOOOORN

FLAAAAAAAAAAAAKES

CHAI, AGBADO

ChiefJusticeFuc:
This time next week nah ijeoma go trend and we expect epistles from you heediots

Eyaaaaa

Kpele! this agbado diet you are on, ko si easy kon

heheheheeee, oh my days

Remember when your president elect said that it's not until he got to America that he realized that they use corn to make cornflakes

This is the man with the BIG IDEAS

I mean, it's right in the name

CORN flakes

Na wa

ChiefJusticeFuc:
Ijeoma go join Chidima for kirikiri

Hope you no say, the body no dey digest AGBADO

ChiefJusticeFuc:
Someone was shot dead under the pretext that he was a thug bent on violently disrupting the elections.

If you don't know, let me school you about these osus as I know them very well to be false accusers and slanderers.

This is a case of giving a dog a bad name in order to justify killing it.

This is mob violence .

The police were there why then take laws into their hands ?

Who brings a gun to a PU? In this case its obviously not the victim but those who are accusing him to be a thug and justifying his cold blooded murder.

You are the one justifying evil by believing and siding with the narrative of an OSU false accuser.

Believe me I know these people well. If there is one thing they are very good at , is to brazenly lie about you to justify getting you arrested or killed by their mob.

The yeast is a policed state as there is no quarrel between neighbours , relatives , business partners or even lovers that they won't escalate to a police station with false accusation of the gravest type.

Ask what I am saying about OSU society to those who have lived there and they will tell you that those bastards go hungry to save money to arrest their perceived enemies. It is a land of wicked evil people and I have first hand experience of their wickedness as I was falsely accused of something I had no idea of all because they said I dey FCK their olosho girls .

See Epistle for AGBERO

Na CORN Power dey fuel dis one ooo, chai

GO AGBADO, GO, GO!

MyMouth:
E go shock you

You mean the smell of poo and pee?

Yes indeed, it will shock anybody bruv!

Tinubu, the man of the Pee-Poo!

If you could be bold enough to send me the name of your employer, I’d like to forward your comment to him/her.

I’m sure they’d be proud of such an evil mind.

Exclusive101:
When I see foolish souls like you reply that all this are false it aid my resolve to keep campaigning for Tinubu even when I know a younger Tinubu is the best but a Peter Obi will never ever be good for Nigeria.

Every crime that are prove against this criminal foolish Igbos like you wave aside like he is a saint but you love to rubbish others without conviction just imagine if Nigeria allow such nonsense to prevail. When Biafra is ready obi should go n lead it.

See Tinubu supporter that claims he wants the best for Nigerians.

Filled to the brim with such hate and bike that it’s overflowing.

Exclusive101:
When I see foolish souls like you reply that all this are false it aid my resolve to keep campaigning for Tinubu even when I know a younger Tinubu is the best but a Peter Obi will never ever be good for Nigeria.

Every crime that are prove against this criminal foolish Igbos like you wave aside like he is a saint but you love to rubbish others without conviction just imagine if Nigeria allow such nonsense to prevail. When Biafra is ready obi should go n lead it.

Exclusive101:
Who go come endorse the Pandora criminal
Peter Peter Obi like this. I know the victory of the Yoruba no matter how inimical cause you great pain n discomfort but you can be rest assured you will die from it because such discomfort n paid shall be back to back till the presidential election is over.

It’s funny that you have always been an urchin

Exclusive101:
When I see foolish souls like you reply that all this are false it aid my resolve to keep campaigning for Tinubu even when I know a younger Tinubu is the best but a Peter Obi will never ever be good for Nigeria.

Every crime that are prove against this criminal foolish Igbos like you wave aside like he is a saint but you love to rubbish others without conviction just imagine if Nigeria allow such nonsense to prevail. When Biafra is ready obi should go n lead it.

May God forgive you

They are always so proud to inflict pain on Nigerians.

They called us wailing wailers.

Any small thing, they will threaten that we will cry fo 4 years, 8 years...

Why does APC want Nigerians to keep crying?

Now, most Nigerians are indeed crying and APC is happy!

I don’t understand!

Shouldn’t you guys want Nigerians to smile and be happy?

Get the code from APC!

Any small thing, they will say you should go and Wail, Gi and cry, Go and die!

No wonder Nigeria is the way it is right now, with a lot of people crying, just as APC wants it!

Awon Wailing Wailer, Nigerians.

Chai APC!

Nigerians have cried enough, you hear!

Indispensable85:
These are not good times for zombiediots. They'll wail forever

These are not good times for any Nigerian.

Go to petrol queue and tell those on the line that they will

“Wail forever”

Chai!

You have been calling Nigerians waking wailers.
You have made the cry so much.
You have made Nigerians suffer and suffer
And you are always proud to call dem Wailers even as Nigerians suffer.

Your reward is definitely coming!

You live to see your brodaaas suffer sha, black man!

Hmm so Tinubu is no longer distancing himself from bubu like the urchins working tirelessly here yesterday made us believe.

Chai APC!

flokii:
Yorubas are doing far better now than during GEJ's tenure where Igbos dominated everywhere.. Nothing stops the progressive South (SW) from producing the No. 1 citizen this 2023.

The black man tells himself such horrible lies.

Here is a person claiming life is better for his people that are suffering one of, if not, the worst inflation in Nigeria’s history.

His people spend countless hours trying to find petrol and their own currency to spend.

Outsiders have adjudged his country, the poverty capital of the world.

He produces nothing, android, Apple, Toyota car, toothpick... NOTHING!

Here he is, PROUD in his folly, and has found comfort in self deception.

Eben24:
We have 2 types of Queue in Nigeria, namely:
1. Queue at the ATM stand
2. Queue at the filling station

What do you think?😏😒

Don't forget, customer service bank queue for reversal on the telephone

"You are currently number

100

and your estimated wait time is

1 day,

a customer service rep will be with you shortly

[useless background music ]
"

FatherOfJesus:
1. Flath earthers
2. Antivaxxers
3. Creationists
4. Tinubu supporters (these ones are the daftest because you need at least some level of education to cure the other 3. Even educated morons fall in this category).

Remove creationist from that list and move Tinubu Supporters to the top