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helinues:It’s more unfortunate that your master doesn’t know cornflakes is from corn Am sure even your 6 year old child will answer correctly, but you 100 year old master just found out And you are telling Nigerians, that a BulaBa, Gazette Gara, Roasted corn is the Agbado we need Very tough to swallow, e choke, Agbado is choking ![]() |
So someone that doesn’t know corn-flakes is from corn, will take una to Mars? BulaBa people sha, omo you guys HATE Nigeria sha Una hate Nigeria and Nigerians so passionately |
buhariPLEASEdie:Bet is in d name na? Haba, Agbado! Next you will tell me, you just discover say carrot cake is made with carrot See what Agbado is doing to your brain, because you are roasting it too much, next time try boil am Agbadoooooooooooooooooooom Naija always plaigued with the most daft leaders and followers. Chai |
stonemasonn:AGBADO are CUMMING ![]() |
Oya Tinubu sit on my lap and repeat after me CORN FLAKES again, slowly this time COOOOOOOOOOORN FLAAAAAAAAAAAAKES CHAI, AGBADO |
ChiefJusticeFuc:Eyaaaaa Kpele! this agbado diet you are on, ko si easy kon ![]() heheheheeee, oh my days ![]() |
Remember when your president elect said that it's not until he got to America that he realized that they use corn to make cornflakes This is the man with the BIG IDEAS I mean, it's right in the name CORN flakes Na wa ![]() |
ChiefJusticeFuc:Hope you no say, the body no dey digest AGBADO ![]() |
ChiefJusticeFuc:See Epistle for AGBERO Na CORN Power dey fuel dis one ooo, chai GO AGBADO, GO, GO! ![]() |
MyMouth:You mean the smell of poo and pee? Yes indeed, it will shock anybody bruv! Tinubu, the man of the Pee-Poo! |
If you could be bold enough to send me the name of your employer, I’d like to forward your comment to him/her. I’m sure they’d be proud of such an evil mind. Exclusive101: |
See Tinubu supporter that claims he wants the best for Nigerians. Filled to the brim with such hate and bike that it’s overflowing. Exclusive101: |
Exclusive101:It’s funny that you have always been an urchin Exclusive101:May God forgive you |
They are always so proud to inflict pain on Nigerians. They called us wailing wailers. Any small thing, they will threaten that we will cry fo 4 years, 8 years... Why does APC want Nigerians to keep crying? Now, most Nigerians are indeed crying and APC is happy! I don’t understand! Shouldn’t you guys want Nigerians to smile and be happy? |
Get the code from APC! Any small thing, they will say you should go and Wail, Gi and cry, Go and die! No wonder Nigeria is the way it is right now, with a lot of people crying, just as APC wants it! Awon Wailing Wailer, Nigerians. Chai APC! Nigerians have cried enough, you hear! |
Indispensable85:These are not good times for any Nigerian. Go to petrol queue and tell those on the line that they will “Wail forever” Chai! You have been calling Nigerians waking wailers. You have made the cry so much. You have made Nigerians suffer and suffer And you are always proud to call dem Wailers even as Nigerians suffer. Your reward is definitely coming! You live to see your brodaaas suffer sha, black man! |
Hmm so Tinubu is no longer distancing himself from bubu like the urchins working tirelessly here yesterday made us believe. Chai APC! |
flokii:The black man tells himself such horrible lies. Here is a person claiming life is better for his people that are suffering one of, if not, the worst inflation in Nigeria’s history. His people spend countless hours trying to find petrol and their own currency to spend. Outsiders have adjudged his country, the poverty capital of the world. He produces nothing, android, Apple, Toyota car, toothpick... NOTHING! Here he is, PROUD in his folly, and has found comfort in self deception. |
Eben24:Don't forget, customer service bank queue for reversal on the telephone "You are currently number 100 and your estimated wait time is 1 day, a customer service rep will be with you shortly [useless background music ]" |
FatherOfJesus:Remove creationist from that list and move Tinubu Supporters to the top |
FatherOfJesus:Wait, so you believe in the Big Bang theory? Or you don't believe in anything at all? |
ambale:Now they are trying to twist the story by blaming all opposition that has always opposed Buhari. These guys meeen! |
ambale:I can't believe everybody is chopping breakfast, even with naira scarcity; like full intercontinental breakfast, serve yourself (buffet), have a little petrol scarcity, oh, lemme try that atm queue, it looks delicious. Then sprinkle some inflation on top, for taste. They never believed that an ex-coup plotter, turned cow herder would not be able to solve problems, I guess they thought he was Elon Musk. They didn't know that Elon Musk has done PayPal, Tesla, SpaceX, Starlink, naaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!! THATS WHY THEY TOLD US THAT IF HE ONLY HAD NEPA BILL THEY WILL VOTE FOR HIM, because to them, NEPA BILL was sufficient qualification to lead 200 million people into success, into space, into the new frontier, hehehehehe ![]() ![]() Sorry I'm laughing cause I just thought of dem star wars/trek films and imagined our Darling Daddy as the Captain. Captain Kirk hands over to Captain Bubu, searching for cows in space ![]() They said our Darling Daddy was the ONLY one, I repeat, THE ONLY ONE, ok lemme make it bold. THEY SAID OUR DARLING DADDY WAS THE ONLY ONE that could solve Nigerias problems, as he was more than capable with his NEPA bill qualification. Never-minding that a young Nigerian chap was recruited straight out of Nigeria for his drone design skills, and others like him existed. No, No, they wanted NEPA bill to lead them. You can't make this shhhhh up men!! Now they tell us the ONLY ONE that can solve Nigeria's problems is a person searching for a Town-Hall, different from Bala-Blue, Blue-Blue, Bulaba. Chai, Naija my Naija Animals! |
A whole Darling Daddy is being attacked oooo By the 95 percenters I am not understanding ![]() |
Chenult:Come buy my broken Lenovo laptop for 100k You can use it as desktop |
Tgiirl:Come buy my broken Lenovo laptop for 100k You can use it as desktop |
They are the ones complaining and turned wailers because the “care” Crying hypocritical tears Telling us that is it Tinubu that is suffering, that he is wailing for the benefit of mankind! Oh how kind of you Bulaba, you donminit! Wailer Tinubu Wa wa wa wa Cry baby! Wailing Wailer!!! |
searchng4love:I rouse no rabble my love I’m just stating the facts! Do you think it is easy to spend 8 years drawing blueprint? You think you can do that? I’m sure after 5 mins you’d already be tired, but here is a legend that applied himself for 8 years, painstakingly sketching the future. |
This is why when you drive on the lekki ikoyi link bridge, you should give props to Tinubu. Do you think a mediocre pea-sized brain Fashola could ever have conceived that on his own? The same Fashola that was trusted with Electricity for the whole Nation, yet fell flat on his face because unlike being a governor after Tinubu, he had no blueprint to follow, so he couldn’t think out the solution to the power problems. Remember, those guys Fashola, Ambode... are not thinkers, that is not their job. |
Tinubu spent his 8 years drawing blueprint, blue blue! That’s why in 2023, Lagos governors are still following the blueprint. Tinubu decided that it would be a waste of money to build infrastructure or create order, since all the money made had to go into drawing of the blueprints. So he built no mega roads or bridges, hospitals and so on. After 8 years of drawing blueprints day and night, Tinubu could now rest, being rest assured that those that would come after him, have a meticulous plan. |
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and the urchins in the crowd were shouting, Yay!! I’m sure if Tinubu says and we will destroy you people in the crowd, they will still shout, yaaay!!! Na wa sha |
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