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Politics › Re: 4 Daftest Set Of People In The World Right Now In My Opinion. by VaselineCrew: 11:55pm On Feb 03, 2023

FatherOfJesus:
1. Flath earthers
2. Antivaxxers
3. Creationists
4. Tinubu supporters (these ones are the daftest because you need at least some level of education to cure the other 3. Even educated morons fall in this category).

Wait, so you believe in the Big Bang theory? Or you don't believe in anything at all?

Politics › Re: Dem Call Igbo 5 Percent, Wailing Wailers, Now They Are Attacking Darling Daddy by VaselineCrew(op): 11:03pm On Feb 03, 2023

ambale:
They thought na only we go suffer am

Now they are all crying cos their chances of rigging Has been reduced by 80% 😂😂😂

Bulabarians

Now they are trying to twist the story by blaming all opposition that has always opposed Buhari.

These guys meeen!

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Politics › Re: Dem Call Igbo 5 Percent, Wailing Wailers, Now They Are Attacking Darling Daddy by VaselineCrew(op): 5:27pm On Feb 03, 2023

ambale:
😂😂😂 the idiots dey even threaten protests

So Dem go fit say na youths wan scatter the country

Buhari go touch all of us laslas

I can't believe everybody is chopping breakfast, even with naira scarcity; like full intercontinental breakfast, serve yourself (buffet), have a little petrol scarcity, oh, lemme try that atm queue, it looks delicious. Then sprinkle some inflation on top, for taste.

They never believed that an ex-coup plotter, turned cow herder would not be able to solve problems, I guess they thought he was Elon Musk.

They didn't know that Elon Musk has done PayPal, Tesla, SpaceX, Starlink, naaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!

THATS WHY THEY TOLD US THAT IF HE ONLY HAD NEPA BILL THEY WILL VOTE FOR HIM, because to them, NEPA BILL was sufficient qualification to lead 200 million people into success, into space, into the new frontier, hehehehehe grin

Sorry I'm laughing cause I just thought of dem star wars/trek films and imagined our Darling Daddy as the Captain. Captain Kirk hands over to Captain Bubu, searching for cows in space grin

They said our Darling Daddy was the ONLY one, I repeat, THE ONLY ONE, ok lemme make it bold. THEY SAID OUR DARLING DADDY WAS THE ONLY ONE that could solve Nigerias problems, as he was more than capable with his NEPA bill qualification. Never-minding that a young Nigerian chap was recruited straight out of Nigeria for his drone design skills, and others like him existed. No, No, they wanted NEPA bill to lead them.

You can't make this shhhhh up men!!

Now they tell us the ONLY ONE that can solve Nigeria's problems is a person searching for a Town-Hall, different from Bala-Blue, Blue-Blue, Bulaba.

Chai, Naija my Naija

Animals!

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Politics › Dem Call Igbo 5 Percent, Wailing Wailers, Now They Are Attacking Darling Daddy by VaselineCrew(op): 4:43pm On Feb 03, 2023

A whole Darling Daddy is being attacked oooo

By the 95 percenters

I am not understanding

huh

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Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by VaselineCrew: 11:58am On Feb 03, 2023

Chenult:
I am also trying to buy pls

Come buy my broken Lenovo laptop for 100k

You can use it as desktop

Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by VaselineCrew: 11:58am On Feb 03, 2023

Tgiirl:
Do you have graphics/gaming laptop. UK used with good price

Come buy my broken Lenovo laptop for 100k

You can use it as desktop

Politics › Before When You Complained, They Called You “wailing Wailer”, But Now... by VaselineCrew(op): 1:40am On Feb 03, 2023

They are the ones complaining and turned wailers because the “care”

Crying hypocritical tears

Telling us that is it Tinubu that is suffering, that he is wailing for the benefit of mankind!

Oh how kind of you Bulaba, you donminit!

Wailer Tinubu

Wa wa wa wa

Cry baby!

Wailing Wailer!!!

Politics › Re: Oshodi Under Tinubu by VaselineCrew(op): 1:04am On Feb 03, 2023

searchng4love:
Rabble rouser....go to your father's compound scatter them very well....they need it

I rouse no rabble my love

I’m just stating the facts!

Do you think it is easy to spend 8 years drawing blueprint?

You think you can do that? I’m sure after 5 mins you’d already be tired, but here is a legend that applied himself for 8 years, painstakingly sketching the future.

Politics › Re: Oshodi Under Tinubu by VaselineCrew(op): 12:08am On Feb 03, 2023*

This is why when you drive on the lekki ikoyi link bridge, you should give props to Tinubu.

Do you think a mediocre pea-sized brain Fashola could ever have conceived that on his own?

The same Fashola that was trusted with Electricity for the whole Nation, yet fell flat on his face because unlike being a governor after Tinubu, he had no blueprint to follow, so he couldn’t think out the solution to the power problems.

Remember, those guys Fashola, Ambode... are not thinkers, that is not their job.

Politics › Re: Oshodi Under Tinubu by VaselineCrew(op): 12:04am On Feb 03, 2023*

Tinubu spent his 8 years drawing blueprint, blue blue!

That’s why in 2023, Lagos governors are still following the blueprint.

Tinubu decided that it would be a waste of money to build infrastructure or create order, since all the money made had to go into drawing of the blueprints. So he built no mega roads or bridges, hospitals and so on.

After 8 years of drawing blueprints day and night, Tinubu could now rest, being rest assured that those that would come after him, have a meticulous plan.

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Politics › Oshodi Under Tinubu by VaselineCrew(op): 12:01am On Feb 03, 2023

How Oshodi, Lagos looked on Tuesday, April 22, 2003.
Did you experience this Oshodi?pic.twitter.com/MKWfJtx7Cr
— Yorùbáness (@Yorubaness) January 30, 2023

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Politics › Re: Tinubu Saying Nigeria Students Will Spent 8 Years Studying 4 Years Course(video) by VaselineCrew: 10:22pm On Feb 02, 2023

and the urchins in the crowd were shouting, Yay!!

I’m sure if Tinubu says and we will destroy you people in the crowd, they will still shout, yaaay!!!

Na wa sha

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Politics › Why Do Nigerian Politicians Commission Uncompleted Projects? by VaselineCrew(op): 8:38am On Feb 02, 2023

Who are they always rushing to impress?

You will see them commission a project without landscaping, where as, the 3D representation they showed the public would have a nice lawn, with tarred car parking and parking lanes drawn out. Yet the reality will be just be the typical sand with patchy grass here and there, and they will commission it like that.

What about the Lagos train they have been shouting about? Is anyone using it at this moment?

Why rush to commission it, if it isn’t ready for service?

Politics › Re: President Buhari Commissioned The Largest Solar Power Plant In Nigeria by VaselineCrew: 6:36pm On Jan 31, 2023

Nice one, now imagine this time 36 states.

That would be 360MW of renewable energy. No excuses like, no gas or pipeline burst, bla bla bla.

As long as the Sun is shining, there would be power.

If each state had been building one of these per year, right now we would have had 4GW of power cumulative, just from renewable.

This would take some stress away from gas turbines, and in combination, would lead to more steady power supply.

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Politics › Re: I Will Ban ‘Agbero’, Says Lagos LP Guber Candidate, Gbadebo Rhodes-Vivour by VaselineCrew: 11:54am On Jan 30, 2023

As someone said earlier, most Nigerians really don’t want a better life.

They love the smell of open gutter in the morning.

Breathe in that feaces water and get that “kick” needed to start your day off right.

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Politics › Re: Endorsements That Suit Tinubu by VaselineCrew(op): 11:43am On Jan 30, 2023

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Politics › Re: Endorsements That Suit Tinubu by VaselineCrew(op): 6:15am On Jan 30, 2023

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Politics › Re: Fashola, Ambode And Sanwolu All Had/have No Plans And Are Unintelligent - Tinubu by VaselineCrew(op): 5:40am On Jan 30, 2023

Jogs1900:
Don't mind them..Had it been these former governors performed woefully, they will be blaming Tinubu for their failures...Now that these Tinubus proteges are doing great, they don't want Tinubu to take the praise.

You are saying what am saying.

JagaBan deserves all the praise.

Can’t you see we are saying same thing.

Fashola and the rest are all puppets where JagaBan stands.

Politics › Re: Tinubu & Yoruba Tolerance Becoming Crime by VaselineCrew: 5:30am On Jan 30, 2023

Bruv, even your Yoruba brothers and sisters are already on the queue for petrol.

In fact, at 1am, I saw a queue of about 20 cars, already waiting for petrol station to open at 7am.

Then somewhere online, one urchin is talking about Yoruba tolerance.

I hate this country.

The people are just so thick headed.

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Politics › Re: CBN New Naira Notes: Politicians Are In Cahoots With The Banks - Twitter User by VaselineCrew: 4:34am On Jan 30, 2023

yarimo:
Hahahaha but I thought you guys said TINUBU is finish he can't get new Naira notes to distribute. so why blaming politicians again

Of course we all know that Tinubu can get new naira notes na

Isn't it Bullion Van that brings his owns stolen money?

JagaBAN!

Politics › Re: Lagos Governorship Debate (Live Updates) by VaselineCrew: 4:31am On Jan 30, 2023

Echoban:
U get the point. SanwoOlu presence would rather make him loose vote to those who can't lace his shoes. It's easier to attack from outside. I love how he chooses not to give them the necessary attention.

Politics is a game. And u have to study the room.

and that is exactly why you Black Monkeys will never develop.

I guess it's true what they say, if you want to hide the truth from a black man, put it in a book.

Awon Nepa bill certificate supporters that further plundered a nation.

Black Monkeys say that it is not good for a leader to debate.

Chai!

You blacks ehn, chai!

Politics › Re: Endorsements That Suit Tinubu by VaselineCrew(op): 4:06am On Jan 30, 2023

Ireportlive:
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Feel free to add yours.

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Politics › Endorsements That Suit Tinubu by VaselineCrew(op): 3:57am On Jan 30, 2023*

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Politics › Re: The Igbo Cannot Complain Marginalisation Anymore by VaselineCrew: 3:43am On Jan 30, 2023

Igbos will eventually get their country by Gods grace, the same way the Israelites were led out of Egypt.

They claim to hate the igbos, yet hate any move made by them to be independent.

Your hate is nothing before God.

Politics › Re: Old Naira Deadline: Our Wives Selling Roasted Corn, etc Most Affected — Tinubu by VaselineCrew: 3:41am On Jan 30, 2023

smokinloud:
Whether you like it or not BAT is your next President!.
Make way for the incoming President!.

This picture will be inside all Fidelity Bank Branches, Agulu LGA and other beautiful places across Nigeria as the portrait of President Bola Ahmed Tinubu of the Federal Republic of Nigeria come May 29, 2023

Bruv, please you forgot to add Agbado to the portrait.

Please put it there!

Also not boiled, but a roasted corn.

Politics › Re: Life In Nigeria Now Is Soo Hard, I Feel Like Crying by VaselineCrew(op): 4:24pm On Jan 29, 2023

vowiski:
I can’t feel the emotions 😏

Maybe when you cry and send us a video I would be touched..

For now. No level 😂

Don’t even have strength to crack a smile, talk less or laughing

God is my only rescue and respite at this point

Politics › Life In Nigeria Now Is Soo Hard, I Feel Like Crying by VaselineCrew(op): 4:19pm On Jan 29, 2023

but I have to man up!!

Can’t even see petrol to buy, unless I want to spend the whole say on a 2km queue.

Felt like giving up this afternoon, but one must persevere by Gods grace!!

I hate this country!

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Politics › Re: Fashola, Ambode And Sanwolu All Had/have No Plans And Are Unintelligent - Tinubu by VaselineCrew(op): 11:30am On Jan 28, 2023

Yamiriflathead:
Obingo, will u die if u don't talk about tinubu for a day?

Praise me, Praise me!

Not my puppets angry

Who dash those brainless former governors brain?

Not a single thought in their brain is allowed without my approval.

jagaBAN

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Politics › Re: Fashola, Ambode And Sanwolu All Had/have No Plans And Are Unintelligent - Tinubu by VaselineCrew(op): 11:24am On Jan 28, 2023

duro4chang:
Trash.

JAGA BANI!!!

BAN BAN BAN!!

BANII!!

Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by VaselineCrew: 11:17am On Jan 28, 2023

Glithronix:
Imagine.
Make dem continue.

Makes no sense bruv.

That’s how Nokia died back then when they refused to adapt.

I sometimes feel that Bolt Nigeria really hates their drivers for whatever reason.

Maybe the CEO, Nigeria, was once’s jilted by a Bolt driver and is now using company powers to frustrate the lot!

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Politics › Fashola, Ambode And Sanwolu All Had/have No Plans And Are Unintelligent - Tinubu by VaselineCrew(op): 11:16am On Jan 28, 2023

That is why till now, 2023, with any new road or project that gets commissioned, I am the one to be praised.

I am the Jagaban!

Those are just figure heads I put there to do my bidding. They have no minds of their own; puppets if you will.

I say jump, they jump. I say Go, they Go!

They achieved nothing without my MASTER plan, serving the will of me, their Master!

I do not take it likely, when people compare my sagacity with that of my children, please, do not insult me.

I am going back to sleep,

Your Lagos is going back to sleep,

The Jagaban is going back to sleep!

-Tinubu (Jagaban)

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Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by VaselineCrew: 7:33pm On Jan 26, 2023

GAZZUZZ:
Almost every major module in a vehicle is equipped with a fuse. The rating of your abs module (when actuating) should be around 20A, manufacturer installed a 50A fuse so when ever there is an issue the fuse will burn.

An electrical fire would require at least 80-100A to be sustained.

What does it tell me? You or your technician bypassed a fuse.

Good luck and follow the rules next time.

This does make a lot of sense.

Though, my fuse box has been modified slightly over the years and those 50 amp fuses are hard to inspect on my vehicle. I can’t seem to lift the plastic glass covering of those static, high rated fuses.

Thanks for this yo! I’ll do some wire tracing and investigation later since I have all the wiring diagrams on my PC.

Thanks again.

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