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Politics › Re: Tinubu Did Not Not Know That Corn Flakes Comes From Corn :-) by VaselineCrew(op): 8:22pm On Mar 21, 2023
helinues:
It's unfortunate that Peter Obi has imbeciles as supporters
It’s more unfortunate that your master doesn’t know cornflakes is from corn

Am sure even your 6 year old child will answer correctly, but you 100 year old master just found out

And you are telling Nigerians, that a BulaBa, Gazette Gara, Roasted corn is the Agbado we need

Very tough to swallow, e choke, Agbado is choking grin grin
Politics › Re: Tinubu Did Not Not Know That Corn Flakes Comes From Corn :-) by VaselineCrew(op): 8:19pm On Mar 21, 2023
So someone that doesn’t know corn-flakes is from corn, will take una to Mars?

BulaBa people sha, omo you guys HATE Nigeria sha

Una hate Nigeria and Nigerians so passionately
Politics › Re: Tinubu Did Not Not Know That Corn Flakes Comes From Corn :-) by VaselineCrew(op): 8:16pm On Mar 21, 2023
buhariPLEASEdie:
Fool......
Do u yourself know everything...,.....
Bet is in d name na? Haba, Agbado!

Next you will tell me, you just discover say carrot cake is made with carrot

See what Agbado is doing to your brain, because you are roasting it too much, next time try boil am

Agbadoooooooooooooooooooom

Naija always plaigued with the most daft leaders and followers.

Chai
Politics › Re: Tinubu Did Not Not Know That Corn Flakes Comes From Corn :-) by VaselineCrew(op): 6:09pm On Mar 21, 2023
stonemasonn:
How and when did you know that cornflakes comes from corn?
AGBADO are CUMMING sad
Politics › Re: Tinubu Did Not Not Know That Corn Flakes Comes From Corn :-) by VaselineCrew(op): 6:06pm On Mar 21, 2023
Oya Tinubu sit on my lap and repeat after me

CORN

FLAKES

again, slowly this time

COOOOOOOOOOORN

FLAAAAAAAAAAAAKES

CHAI, AGBADO
Politics › Re: Video Of Thug In Ago Palace Terrorising People Before He Was Killed by VaselineCrew: 6:04pm On Mar 21, 2023
ChiefJusticeFuc:
This time next week nah ijeoma go trend and we expect epistles from you heediots
Eyaaaaa

Kpele! this agbado diet you are on, ko si easy kon grin grin grin grin grin grin

heheheheeee, oh my days grin
Politics › Tinubu Did Not Not Know That Corn Flakes Comes From Corn :-) by VaselineCrew(op): 6:01pm On Mar 21, 2023
Remember when your president elect said that it's not until he got to America that he realized that they use corn to make cornflakes

This is the man with the BIG IDEAS

I mean, it's right in the name

CORN flakes

Na wa grin cheesy
Politics › Re: Video Of Thug In Ago Palace Terrorising People Before He Was Killed by VaselineCrew: 5:57pm On Mar 21, 2023
ChiefJusticeFuc:
Ijeoma go join Chidima for kirikiri
Hope you no say, the body no dey digest AGBADO huh
Politics › Re: Video Of Thug In Ago Palace Terrorising People Before He Was Killed by VaselineCrew: 5:50pm On Mar 21, 2023
ChiefJusticeFuc:
Someone was shot dead under the pretext that he was a thug bent on violently disrupting the elections.

If you don't know, let me school you about these osus as I know them very well to be false accusers and slanderers.

This is a case of giving a dog a bad name in order to justify killing it.

This is mob violence .

The police were there why then take laws into their hands ?

Who brings a gun to a PU? In this case its obviously not the victim but those who are accusing him to be a thug and justifying his cold blooded murder.

You are the one justifying evil by believing and siding with the narrative of an OSU false accuser.

Believe me I know these people well. If there is one thing they are very good at , is to brazenly lie about you to justify getting you arrested or killed by their mob.

The yeast is a policed state as there is no quarrel between neighbours , relatives , business partners or even lovers that they won't escalate to a police station with false accusation of the gravest type.

Ask what I am saying about OSU society to those who have lived there and they will tell you that those bastards go hungry to save money to arrest their perceived enemies. It is a land of wicked evil people and I have first hand experience of their wickedness as I was falsely accused of something I had no idea of all because they said I dey FCK their olosho girls .
See Epistle for AGBERO

Na CORN Power dey fuel dis one ooo, chai

GO AGBADO, GO, GO! grin
Politics › Re: I Don’t Know Where Tinubu Will Win In The North - Tanko Yakassai by VaselineCrew: 1:10pm On Feb 05, 2023
MyMouth:
E go shock you grin
You mean the smell of poo and pee?

Yes indeed, it will shock anybody bruv!

Tinubu, the man of the Pee-Poo!
Politics › Re: Cement Transporters And Dealers In Lagos Endorse Tinubu And Sanwo-olu (video) by VaselineCrew: 1:08pm On Feb 05, 2023
If you could be bold enough to send me the name of your employer, I’d like to forward your comment to him/her.

I’m sure they’d be proud of such an evil mind.

Exclusive101:
When I see foolish souls like you reply that all this are false it aid my resolve to keep campaigning for Tinubu even when I know a younger Tinubu is the best but a Peter Obi will never ever be good for Nigeria.

Every crime that are prove against this criminal foolish Igbos like you wave aside like he is a saint but you love to rubbish others without conviction just imagine if Nigeria allow such nonsense to prevail. When Biafra is ready obi should go n lead it.
Politics › Re: Cement Transporters And Dealers In Lagos Endorse Tinubu And Sanwo-olu (video) by VaselineCrew: 1:07pm On Feb 05, 2023
See Tinubu supporter that claims he wants the best for Nigerians.

Filled to the brim with such hate and bike that it’s overflowing.

Exclusive101:
When I see foolish souls like you reply that all this are false it aid my resolve to keep campaigning for Tinubu even when I know a younger Tinubu is the best but a Peter Obi will never ever be good for Nigeria.

Every crime that are prove against this criminal foolish Igbos like you wave aside like he is a saint but you love to rubbish others without conviction just imagine if Nigeria allow such nonsense to prevail. When Biafra is ready obi should go n lead it.
Politics › Re: Cement Transporters And Dealers In Lagos Endorse Tinubu And Sanwo-olu (video) by VaselineCrew: 1:06pm On Feb 05, 2023
Exclusive101:
Who go come endorse the Pandora criminal
Peter Peter Obi like this. I know the victory of the Yoruba no matter how inimical cause you great pain n discomfort but you can be rest assured you will die from it because such discomfort n paid shall be back to back till the presidential election is over.
It’s funny that you have always been an urchin

Exclusive101:
When I see foolish souls like you reply that all this are false it aid my resolve to keep campaigning for Tinubu even when I know a younger Tinubu is the best but a Peter Obi will never ever be good for Nigeria.

Every crime that are prove against this criminal foolish Igbos like you wave aside like he is a saint but you love to rubbish others without conviction just imagine if Nigeria allow such nonsense to prevail. When Biafra is ready obi should go n lead it.
May God forgive you
Politics › APC Supporters Always Promising That Nigerians Will Wail by VaselineCrew(op): 2:47pm On Feb 04, 2023
They are always so proud to inflict pain on Nigerians.

They called us wailing wailers.

Any small thing, they will threaten that we will cry fo 4 years, 8 years...

Why does APC want Nigerians to keep crying?

Now, most Nigerians are indeed crying and APC is happy!

I don’t understand!

Shouldn’t you guys want Nigerians to smile and be happy?
Politics › Re: President Buhari Arrives In Lafia For The APC Presidential Rally In Nasarawa by VaselineCrew: 2:41pm On Feb 04, 2023
Get the code from APC!

Any small thing, they will say you should go and Wail, Gi and cry, Go and die!

No wonder Nigeria is the way it is right now, with a lot of people crying, just as APC wants it!

Awon Wailing Wailer, Nigerians.

Chai APC!

Nigerians have cried enough, you hear!
Politics › Re: President Buhari Arrives In Lafia For The APC Presidential Rally In Nasarawa by VaselineCrew: 2:38pm On Feb 04, 2023
Indispensable85:
These are not good times for zombiediots. They'll wail forever
These are not good times for any Nigerian.

Go to petrol queue and tell those on the line that they will

“Wail forever”

Chai!

You have been calling Nigerians waking wailers.
You have made the cry so much.
You have made Nigerians suffer and suffer
And you are always proud to call dem Wailers even as Nigerians suffer.

Your reward is definitely coming!

You live to see your brodaaas suffer sha, black man!
Politics › Re: President Buhari Arrives In Lafia For The APC Presidential Rally In Nasarawa by VaselineCrew: 2:36pm On Feb 04, 2023
Hmm so Tinubu is no longer distancing himself from bubu like the urchins working tirelessly here yesterday made us believe.

Chai APC!
Politics › Re: How Is The Life Of An Average Yoruba Person Since 2015? by VaselineCrew:
flokii:
Yorubas are doing far better now than during GEJ's tenure where Igbos dominated everywhere.. Nothing stops the progressive South (SW) from producing the No. 1 citizen this 2023.
The black man tells himself such horrible lies.

Here is a person claiming life is better for his people that are suffering one of, if not, the worst inflation in Nigeria’s history.

His people spend countless hours trying to find petrol and their own currency to spend.

Outsiders have adjudged his country, the poverty capital of the world.

He produces nothing, android, Apple, Toyota car, toothpick... NOTHING!

Here he is, PROUD in his folly, and has found comfort in self deception.
Politics › Re: Current Affairs: 3 Types Of Queue In Nigeria by VaselineCrew: 12:00am On Feb 04, 2023
Eben24:
We have 2 types of Queue in Nigeria, namely:
1. Queue at the ATM stand
2. Queue at the filling station

What do you think?😏😒
Don't forget, customer service bank queue for reversal on the telephone

"You are currently number

100

and your estimated wait time is

1 day,

a customer service rep will be with you shortly

[useless background music undecided ]
"
Politics › Re: 4 Daftest Set Of People In The World Right Now In My Opinion. by VaselineCrew: 11:56pm On Feb 03, 2023
FatherOfJesus:
1. Flath earthers
2. Antivaxxers
3. Creationists
4. Tinubu supporters (these ones are the daftest because you need at least some level of education to cure the other 3. Even educated morons fall in this category).
Remove creationist from that list and move Tinubu Supporters to the top
Politics › Re: 4 Daftest Set Of People In The World Right Now In My Opinion. by VaselineCrew: 11:55pm On Feb 03, 2023
FatherOfJesus:
1. Flath earthers
2. Antivaxxers
3. Creationists
4. Tinubu supporters (these ones are the daftest because you need at least some level of education to cure the other 3. Even educated morons fall in this category).
Wait, so you believe in the Big Bang theory? Or you don't believe in anything at all?
Politics › Re: Dem Call Igbo 5 Percent, Wailing Wailers, Now They Are Attacking Darling Daddy by VaselineCrew(op): 11:03pm On Feb 03, 2023
ambale:
They thought na only we go suffer am

Now they are all crying cos their chances of rigging Has been reduced by 80% 😂😂😂

Bulabarians
Now they are trying to twist the story by blaming all opposition that has always opposed Buhari.

These guys meeen!
Politics › Re: Dem Call Igbo 5 Percent, Wailing Wailers, Now They Are Attacking Darling Daddy by VaselineCrew(op): 5:27pm On Feb 03, 2023
ambale:
😂😂😂 the idiots dey even threaten protests

So Dem go fit say na youths wan scatter the country

Buhari go touch all of us laslas
I can't believe everybody is chopping breakfast, even with naira scarcity; like full intercontinental breakfast, serve yourself (buffet), have a little petrol scarcity, oh, lemme try that atm queue, it looks delicious. Then sprinkle some inflation on top, for taste.

They never believed that an ex-coup plotter, turned cow herder would not be able to solve problems, I guess they thought he was Elon Musk.

They didn't know that Elon Musk has done PayPal, Tesla, SpaceX, Starlink, naaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!

THATS WHY THEY TOLD US THAT IF HE ONLY HAD NEPA BILL THEY WILL VOTE FOR HIM, because to them, NEPA BILL was sufficient qualification to lead 200 million people into success, into space, into the new frontier, hehehehehe grin

grin grin grin grin grin

Sorry I'm laughing cause I just thought of dem star wars/trek films and imagined our Darling Daddy as the Captain. Captain Kirk hands over to Captain Bubu, searching for cows in space grin grin

They said our Darling Daddy was the ONLY one, I repeat, THE ONLY ONE, ok lemme make it bold. THEY SAID OUR DARLING DADDY WAS THE ONLY ONE that could solve Nigerias problems, as he was more than capable with his NEPA bill qualification. Never-minding that a young Nigerian chap was recruited straight out of Nigeria for his drone design skills, and others like him existed. No, No, they wanted NEPA bill to lead them.

You can't make this shhhhh up men!!

Now they tell us the ONLY ONE that can solve Nigeria's problems is a person searching for a Town-Hall, different from Bala-Blue, Blue-Blue, Bulaba.

Chai, Naija my Naija

Animals!
Politics › Dem Call Igbo 5 Percent, Wailing Wailers, Now They Are Attacking Darling Daddy by VaselineCrew(op): 4:43pm On Feb 03, 2023
A whole Darling Daddy is being attacked oooo

By the 95 percenters

I am not understanding

huh huh
Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by VaselineCrew: 11:58am On Feb 03, 2023
Chenult:
I am also trying to buy pls
Come buy my broken Lenovo laptop for 100k

You can use it as desktop
Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by VaselineCrew: 11:58am On Feb 03, 2023
Tgiirl:
Do you have graphics/gaming laptop. UK used with good price
Come buy my broken Lenovo laptop for 100k

You can use it as desktop
Politics › Before When You Complained, They Called You “wailing Wailer”, But Now... by VaselineCrew(op): 1:40am On Feb 03, 2023
They are the ones complaining and turned wailers because the “care”

Crying hypocritical tears

Telling us that is it Tinubu that is suffering, that he is wailing for the benefit of mankind!

Oh how kind of you Bulaba, you donminit!

Wailer Tinubu

Wa wa wa wa

Cry baby!

Wailing Wailer!!!
Politics › Re: Oshodi Under Tinubu by VaselineCrew(op): 1:04am On Feb 03, 2023
searchng4love:
Rabble rouser....go to your father's compound scatter them very well....they need it
I rouse no rabble my love

I’m just stating the facts!

Do you think it is easy to spend 8 years drawing blueprint?

You think you can do that? I’m sure after 5 mins you’d already be tired, but here is a legend that applied himself for 8 years, painstakingly sketching the future.
Politics › Re: Oshodi Under Tinubu by VaselineCrew(op):
This is why when you drive on the lekki ikoyi link bridge, you should give props to Tinubu.

Do you think a mediocre pea-sized brain Fashola could ever have conceived that on his own?

The same Fashola that was trusted with Electricity for the whole Nation, yet fell flat on his face because unlike being a governor after Tinubu, he had no blueprint to follow, so he couldn’t think out the solution to the power problems.

Remember, those guys Fashola, Ambode... are not thinkers, that is not their job.
Politics › Re: Oshodi Under Tinubu by VaselineCrew(op):
Tinubu spent his 8 years drawing blueprint, blue blue!

That’s why in 2023, Lagos governors are still following the blueprint.

Tinubu decided that it would be a waste of money to build infrastructure or create order, since all the money made had to go into drawing of the blueprints. So he built no mega roads or bridges, hospitals and so on.

After 8 years of drawing blueprints day and night, Tinubu could now rest, being rest assured that those that would come after him, have a meticulous plan.
Politics › Oshodi Under Tinubu by VaselineCrew(op): 12:01am On Feb 03, 2023

Politics › Re: Tinubu Saying Nigeria Students Will Spent 8 Years Studying 4 Years Course(video) by VaselineCrew: 10:22pm On Feb 02, 2023
and the urchins in the crowd were shouting, Yay!!

I’m sure if Tinubu says and we will destroy you people in the crowd, they will still shout, yaaay!!!

Na wa sha

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