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Who are they always rushing to impress?

You will see them commission a project without landscaping, where as, the 3D representation they showed the public would have a nice lawn, with tarred car parking and parking lanes drawn out. Yet the reality will be just be the typical sand with patchy grass here and there, and they will commission it like that.

What about the Lagos train they have been shouting about? Is anyone using it at this moment?

Why rush to commission it, if it isn’t ready for service?

Nice one, now imagine this time 36 states.

That would be 360MW of renewable energy. No excuses like, no gas or pipeline burst, bla bla bla.

As long as the Sun is shining, there would be power.

If each state had been building one of these per year, right now we would have had 4GW of power cumulative, just from renewable.

This would take some stress away from gas turbines, and in combination, would lead to more steady power supply.

As someone said earlier, most Nigerians really don’t want a better life.

They love the smell of open gutter in the morning.

Breathe in that feaces water and get that “kick” needed to start your day off right.

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Jogs1900:
Don't mind them..Had it been these former governors performed woefully, they will be blaming Tinubu for their failures...Now that these Tinubus proteges are doing great, they don't want Tinubu to take the praise.

You are saying what am saying.

JagaBan deserves all the praise.

Can’t you see we are saying same thing.

Fashola and the rest are all puppets where JagaBan stands.

Bruv, even your Yoruba brothers and sisters are already on the queue for petrol.

In fact, at 1am, I saw a queue of about 20 cars, already waiting for petrol station to open at 7am.

Then somewhere online, one urchin is talking about Yoruba tolerance.

I hate this country.

The people are just so thick headed.

yarimo:
Hahahaha but I thought you guys said TINUBU is finish he can't get new Naira notes to distribute. so why blaming politicians again

Of course we all know that Tinubu can get new naira notes na

Isn't it Bullion Van that brings his owns stolen money?

JagaBAN!

Echoban:
U get the point. SanwoOlu presence would rather make him loose vote to those who can't lace his shoes. It's easier to attack from outside. I love how he chooses not to give them the necessary attention.

Politics is a game. And u have to study the room.

and that is exactly why you Black Monkeys will never develop.

I guess it's true what they say, if you want to hide the truth from a black man, put it in a book.

Awon Nepa bill certificate supporters that further plundered a nation.

Black Monkeys say that it is not good for a leader to debate.

Chai!

You blacks ehn, chai!

Ireportlive:
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Feel free to add yours.

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Igbos will eventually get their country by Gods grace, the same way the Israelites were led out of Egypt.

They claim to hate the igbos, yet hate any move made by them to be independent.

Your hate is nothing before God.

smokinloud:
Whether you like it or not BAT is your next President!.
Make way for the incoming President!.

This picture will be inside all Fidelity Bank Branches, Agulu LGA and other beautiful places across Nigeria as the portrait of President Bola Ahmed Tinubu of the Federal Republic of Nigeria come May 29, 2023

Bruv, please you forgot to add Agbado to the portrait.

Please put it there!

Also not boiled, but a roasted corn.

vowiski:
I can’t feel the emotions 😏

Maybe when you cry and send us a video I would be touched..

For now. No level 😂

Don’t even have strength to crack a smile, talk less or laughing

God is my only rescue and respite at this point

but I have to man up!!

Can’t even see petrol to buy, unless I want to spend the whole say on a 2km queue.

Felt like giving up this afternoon, but one must persevere by Gods grace!!

I hate this country!

Yamiriflathead:
Obingo, will u die if u don't talk about tinubu for a day?

Praise me, Praise me!

Not my puppets

Who dash those brainless former governors brain?

Not a single thought in their brain is allowed without my approval.

jagaBAN

duro4chang:
Trash.

JAGA BANI!!!

BAN BAN BAN!!

BANII!!

Glithronix:
Imagine.
Make dem continue.

Makes no sense bruv.

That’s how Nokia died back then when they refused to adapt.

I sometimes feel that Bolt Nigeria really hates their drivers for whatever reason.

Maybe the CEO, Nigeria, was once’s jilted by a Bolt driver and is now using company powers to frustrate the lot!

That is why till now, 2023, with any new road or project that gets commissioned, I am the one to be praised.

I am the Jagaban!

Those are just figure heads I put there to do my bidding. They have no minds of their own; puppets if you will.

I say jump, they jump. I say Go, they Go!

They achieved nothing without my MASTER plan, serving the will of me, their Master!

I do not take it likely, when people compare my sagacity with that of my children, please, do not insult me.

I am going back to sleep,

Your Lagos is going back to sleep,

The Jagaban is going back to sleep!

-Tinubu (Jagaban)

GAZZUZZ:
Almost every major module in a vehicle is equipped with a fuse. The rating of your abs module (when actuating) should be around 20A, manufacturer installed a 50A fuse so when ever there is an issue the fuse will burn.

An electrical fire would require at least 80-100A to be sustained.

What does it tell me? You or your technician bypassed a fuse.

Good luck and follow the rules next time.

This does make a lot of sense.

Though, my fuse box has been modified slightly over the years and those 50 amp fuses are hard to inspect on my vehicle. I can’t seem to lift the plastic glass covering of those static, high rated fuses.

Thanks for this yo! I’ll do some wire tracing and investigation later since I have all the wiring diagrams on my PC.

Thanks again.

mejai:
Is ur car Toyota Corolla south African model?

It’s an Avensis.

All the systems just started shutting down one by one

Brakes
Speedometer
Power steering

I now parked and see smoke billowing from the engine bay.

The shhh just kept burning, even after using about half a fire extinguisher can on it, until we got the bright idea to disconnect the battery.

As soon as the battery was reconnected, it started burning again, which means the abs module is always powered whether the car is on or off as long as the battery is connected,

I have read a couple articles online that detail cars being burnt down at car parks cause the abs just started burning, and no one was around to notice or stop it.

It’s quite a scary situation, honestly. Now I don’t even want to park anymore with my battery head still connected, but that would mean the computer would have to relearn idle rpms and stuff, but I’ll take that over a burnt vehicle.

Below is a pic of the burnt abs module. You can see that it’s the computer that is burnt. Not sure how the computer is isolated from the pump, but maybe brake fluid leaked into the computer and caused it to short out, just a theory.

pope191:
January is always like that. Most we collect their salary and the money won't amount to anything. Debt every where, it took March salary for most workers to balance. So it is for Bolt drivers, this month money is not supposed to be of any value. Just drive and drive without understanding

Eyinola 1 week left... Mr vacation

A pope wants me to labour in vain?

Which kind pope be dis?

You sure say if I spray you holy water, you fit survive

Glithronix:
Una never see anything.
I said it in December during the surge period that drivers go abandon bolt after December and switch to other apps.
Bolt is a total crap without surge.
Even on indrive, I see ride requests of 1k/1.2k/1.3k and I always wonder who picks these kind rides.
All those indrive passengers wey want go short trips of 1.5k and below should always use bolt/Uber, na there be their sure plug.
As I dey like this, I no dey take eyes see trips of 2k and below, I swipe them out immediately.
Like, what TF! Who does N800 trips?
Much respect, boss.

My petrol is almost finished, I can’t be doing 800 naira trip abeg.

I don’t understand what bolt is thinking, I just don’t get it.

pope191:
Rentals mean owner fix car right?

If you do 120k weekly and you give owner 30k, 25k on fuel, 12k for app. Then you should have like 50k to yourself.

The downside of this job is having a good car, but as good as your car may sound. After 2 years things may not be the same, that is if it gets up to 2 years. All the work I have been doing this Jan have been going to car. Lining and pot, socks... I still have engine sit to tackle. If you have a car and you have like 150k in your account that is making you to feel like you have one money somewhere car never show you shege.

How else do an ehailling driver want to look good. Shirt and Jeans with pams, AbI you want they knot tie and shoe. The hustle and sun burns one out. Just make your money and damn perception, you as a soul should decide what's important. One of the lessons I've learnt from this hustle is a beggar do have a choice.

True talk bro.

My car almost burnt down last week cause the abs module started burning, even with the car off and parked.

That is how i had to remove 90k to buy abs module, omo the tin pain me no be small.

God is in control sha, and I thank God that I was there when it was burning, and it did not start burning while I was sleeping cause I would have lost the whole car to fire.

However, it is still painful to have lost that money for useless abs that I don't even use.

They lie with such conviction and confidence.

When me I lie, my voice will be shaking, cause my conscience will be pricking me, but not these guys though.

They lie with full chest

How is Bolt still offering N800 ride, with 4km pickup, fuel selling for as high as 300 naira, and 25 percent commission on top

I am not understanding

leokid866:
cold bottle of beer for you 🍼........I honestly want to see the worst they will do........ the entire region if after all this their temper tantrum they don't do anything will become 7th class citizens

Blackman is not concerned about development at allll

Do you think this commenter above, even cares about stuff like space travel, or satellite deployment??

I’m sure he would think that, it is an impossibility for Nigeria, and why wouldn’t it be, if majority of the citizens reasoned like this?

Voting simply to spite others, not caring about anything else.

Godwin4444:
is this campaign or threat?

This is the main reason y many don’t want obi to b president so they can see d worst the igbos will do


U are presenting it as if, if obi loses heaven will fall I n many others want obi to lose so we can see your worst

Others want to vote for a better Nigeria, better currency, better power and fuel supply, etc.

Yet, this one, only wants to vote so that he can “show” others, and see their worst.

Black man.

Everyday, the IQ chart below is proven by comments I read here on Nairaland.

agarawu1985:
Who is this animal again?


Who let the dog out

😁😁😁😁😁

Is your IQ even up to 30 points?

Elfree:
Begging I am sorry for you. Vote Tinubu if you want, it's not going to affect me personally. I am living in the US for the past 25 years and I hold dual citizenship. If Nigeria is burning I am heading out to the US with the next flight.

This is your life, mess it up as you wish. Voting demented confused incontinent old fool.

Some Nigerians it seems, are born to suffer.

Daz all!

agarawu1985:
Most times na cruise bro.

Don't take it to heart..

Have a glorious Sunday ahead

Everything is cruise to stupid black men like you.

Then the black man with even blacker heart says have a glorious sunday.

Lowest IQ in the world having, black monkeys.

3ple9iner:
Is that why you posted a very old picture?

If the picture old or e no clear

Den go outside use your koro koro eye see am ya sef na

Chai, naija sha