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BusinessRe: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by VaselineCrew: 6:31pm On Jan 26, 2023
mejai:
Is ur car Toyota Corolla south African model?
It’s an Avensis.

All the systems just started shutting down one by one

Brakes
Speedometer
Power steering

I now parked and see smoke billowing from the engine bay.

The shhh just kept burning, even after using about half a fire extinguisher can on it, until we got the bright idea to disconnect the battery.

As soon as the battery was reconnected, it started burning again, which means the abs module is always powered whether the car is on or off as long as the battery is connected,

I have read a couple articles online that detail cars being burnt down at car parks cause the abs just started burning, and no one was around to notice or stop it.

It’s quite a scary situation, honestly. Now I don’t even want to park anymore with my battery head still connected, but that would mean the computer would have to relearn idle rpms and stuff, but I’ll take that over a burnt vehicle.

Below is a pic of the burnt abs module. You can see that it’s the computer that is burnt. Not sure how the computer is isolated from the pump, but maybe brake fluid leaked into the computer and caused it to short out, just a theory.

BusinessRe: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by VaselineCrew: 6:25pm On Jan 26, 2023
pope191:
January is always like that. Most we collect their salary and the money won't amount to anything. Debt every where, it took March salary for most workers to balance. So it is for Bolt drivers, this month money is not supposed to be of any value. Just drive and drive without understanding grin

Eyinola 1 week left... Mr vacation
A pope wants me to labour in vain?

Which kind pope be dis?

You sure say if I spray you holy water, you fit survivehuh

huh
BusinessRe: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by VaselineCrew: 6:23pm On Jan 26, 2023
Glithronix:
Una never see anything. grin
I said it in December during the surge period that drivers go abandon bolt after December and switch to other apps.
Bolt is a total crap without surge.
Even on indrive, I see ride requests of 1k/1.2k/1.3k and I always wonder who picks these kind rides.
All those indrive passengers wey want go short trips of 1.5k and below should always use bolt/Uber, na there be their sure plug.
As I dey like this, I no dey take eyes see trips of 2k and below, I swipe them out immediately.
Like, what TF! Who does N800 trips? angry
Much respect, boss.
My petrol is almost finished, I can’t be doing 800 naira trip abeg.

I don’t understand what bolt is thinking, I just don’t get it.
BusinessRe: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by VaselineCrew: 11:23am On Jan 26, 2023
pope191:
Rentals mean owner fix car right?

If you do 120k weekly and you give owner 30k, 25k on fuel, 12k for app. Then you should have like 50k to yourself.

The downside of this job is having a good car, but as good as your car may sound. After 2 years things may not be the same, that is if it gets up to 2 years. All the work I have been doing this Jan have been going to car. Lining and pot, socks... I still have engine sit to tackle. If you have a car and you have like 150k in your account that is making you to feel like you have one money somewhere grin car never show you shege.

How else do an ehailling driver want to look good. Shirt and Jeans with pams, AbI you want they knot tie and shoe. The hustle and sun burns one out. Just make your money and damn perception, you as a soul should decide what's important. One of the lessons I've learnt from this hustle is a beggar do have a choice.
True talk bro.

My car almost burnt down last week cause the abs module started burning, even with the car off and parked.

That is how i had to remove 90k to buy abs module, omo the tin pain me no be small.

God is in control sha, and I thank God that I was there when it was burning, and it did not start burning while I was sleeping cause I would have lost the whole car to fire.

However, it is still painful to have lost that money for useless abs that I don't even use.
PoliticsRe: The Bullion Vans Missed Their Way & Went To Tinubu House - Ayodele Adewale by VaselineCrew: 11:14am On Jan 26, 2023
They lie with such conviction and confidence.

When me I lie, my voice will be shaking, cause my conscience will be pricking me, but not these guys though.

They lie with full chest
BusinessRe: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by VaselineCrew: 11:15pm On Jan 24, 2023
How is Bolt still offering N800 ride, with 4km pickup, fuel selling for as high as 300 naira, and 25 percent commission on top huh

I am not understanding
PoliticsRe: Jungle Dun Dey Mature (pictures) by VaselineCrew: 3:04pm On Jan 24, 2023
leokid866:
cold bottle of beer for you 🍼........I honestly want to see the worst they will do........ the entire region if after all this their temper tantrum they don't do anything will become 7th class citizens
Blackman is not concerned about development at allll

Do you think this commenter above, even cares about stuff like space travel, or satellite deployment??

I’m sure he would think that, it is an impossibility for Nigeria, and why wouldn’t it be, if majority of the citizens reasoned like this?

Voting simply to spite others, not caring about anything else.
PoliticsRe: Jungle Dun Dey Mature (pictures) by VaselineCrew: 3:01pm On Jan 24, 2023
Godwin4444:
is this campaign or threat?

This is the main reason y many don’t want obi to b president so they can see d worst the igbos will do


U are presenting it as if, if obi loses heaven will fall I n many others want obi to lose so we can see your worst
Others want to vote for a better Nigeria, better currency, better power and fuel supply, etc.

Yet, this one, only wants to vote so that he can “show” others, and see their worst.

Black man.

Everyday, the IQ chart below is proven by comments I read here on Nairaland.

PoliticsRe: Look, My People, If You Screw Up In This Election. We'll Suffer For A Very Long by VaselineCrew: 2:29pm On Jan 22, 2023
agarawu1985:
Who is this animal again?


Who let the dog outhuh

😁😁😁😁😁
Is your IQ even up to 30 points?

PoliticsRe: Look, My People, If You Screw Up In This Election. We'll Suffer For A Very Long by VaselineCrew: 2:28pm On Jan 22, 2023
Elfree:
Begginghuh I am sorry for you. Vote Tinubu if you want, it's not going to affect me personally. I am living in the US for the past 25 years and I hold dual citizenship. If Nigeria is burning I am heading out to the US with the next flight.

This is your life, mess it up as you wish. Voting demented confused incontinent old fool.
Some Nigerians it seems, are born to suffer.

Daz all!
PoliticsRe: Look, My People, If You Screw Up In This Election. We'll Suffer For A Very Long by VaselineCrew: 2:26pm On Jan 22, 2023
agarawu1985:
Most times na cruise bro.

Don't take it to heart..

Have a glorious Sunday ahead
Everything is cruise to stupid black men like you.

Then the black man with even blacker heart says have a glorious sunday.

Lowest IQ in the world having, black monkeys.

PoliticsRe: One Of The Longest Fuel Scarcity In History, But Tinubus Egg Is More Important by VaselineCrew(op): 2:02pm On Jan 20, 2023
3ple9iner:
Is that why you posted a very old picture?
If the picture old or e no clear

Den go outside use your koro koro eye see am ya sef na

Chai, naija sha
PoliticsRe: One Of The Longest Fuel Scarcity In History, But Tinubus Egg Is More Important by VaselineCrew(op): 1:34pm On Jan 20, 2023
Meanwhile, this is what Nigerians are passing through everyday

PoliticsOne Of The Longest Fuel Scarcity In History, But Tinubus Egg Is More Important by VaselineCrew(op): 1:33pm On Jan 20, 2023
How did some Nigerians get this daft?

With all the suffering, this is what apc supporters are bragging about.

https://www.nairaland.com/7533222/want-omelette-must-break-egg

I can’t even...

I can’t can abeg, I can’t

PoliticsAPC Supporters Rush To Collect Campaign Bread From The Ground. by VaselineCrew(op): 11:26am On Jan 19, 2023
Is this what Nigeria has become?

PoliticsFuel Scarcity Since Last Year, Yet They Still Stand On Mandate. Born To Suffer! by VaselineCrew(op): 9:29am On Jan 19, 2023
I remember months to the election that GEJ lost, the price of fuel was discounted by 10 naira or so, yet the opposition was still complaining, calling it a gimmick.

Fast forward to today and people are sleeping at petrol stations, buying petrol at inflated prices. Yet some people believe this is actually better? That this kind of suffering needs to be rewarded?

You are standing on mandate GidiGba, yet sleeping at petrol station, chai!

Were Nigerians born to suffer or what? Is it low IQ?

I remember that female that road side trader who said, “awa lokan” should just go there and spend 8 years whether or not he fails. Is she not looking for petrol? Or is she programmed to suffer with her only succor being the bragging rights of having her tribesman in power, while she sleeps with no electricity, in a mosquito laden environment?

Chai!

The picture below is a an IQ map of the world.

Look at the average IQ of black people.

May God help us, Amen!

PoliticsRe: Woman Believes Obi Will Fix Nigeria, But Awa Lokan Should Go First. by VaselineCrew(op): 1:15am On Jan 14, 2023
Kapeter:
I only see our brethrens in sifia pain just like always. Nothing more grin
Seriously?

Don’t you have any shame? Even a tiny amount?

Look at how the most populous black nation is, no light, no water, and all you can say is “sifia pain”?

I studied American history, and they used to refer to black people as half a man, not fully formed humans, and thus ineligible to vote.

Yet, people like you prove them right, that we are indeed sub-human.

Your country can’t give you electricy, water, security, and all you can do is perpetuate this status quo

No dreams, no ambition for you, you just want to remain where you are till death calls you.

1/2 a Man!
PoliticsRe: Woman Believes Obi Will Fix Nigeria, But Awa Lokan Should Go First. by VaselineCrew(op): 1:07am On Jan 14, 2023
angry

PoliticsWoman Believes Obi Will Fix Nigeria, But Awa Lokan Should Go First. by VaselineCrew(op): 1:04am On Jan 14, 2023


This right here is the typical black man that wears mediocrity proudly on their necks like a gold necklace.

See her, all she can see is tribe.

She said it doesn’t matter whether Tinubu will fail or not, but let him just do 8 years.

How do Nigerians even reason sef?

So you are okay suffering for another 8 years just so that awa lokan can be there?

Chai, Madness!

Madness?

This

Is

BLACKMAAAAAAAN

CHAI!!!!!

PoliticsRe: It’s Getting Harder To Run Diesel Gen Overnight! by VaselineCrew(op): 12:54am On Jan 14, 2023
Are we really animals in Nigeria?

Is something wrong with Black people?

There is absolutely no excuse for electricity to be unavailable in 2023?

Why black man, why??

huh
PoliticsIt’s Getting Harder To Run Diesel Gen Overnight! by VaselineCrew(op): 12:51am On Jan 14, 2023
Before we used to be able to run our diesel gen overnight.

Now we are rationing, chai!

Is this how Nigeria will remain?

2023, when other races are thinking of conquering other planets, we still can’t give our people light at night to have a good nights rest and ward of mosquitoes.

Na wa!!

Naij my naij!
PoliticsRe: Nigerians Are Not Worth Dying For. by VaselineCrew: 8:21pm On Dec 23, 2022
@gforce5

I feel your pain bro! It’s so sad!!!

Not once has a Tornado or Hurricane struck Nigeria, yet with great weather, we still can’t build.

One Canadian told me he used to work on an offshore rig in subzero weather conditions. I was already feeling cold just hearing him talk about it. In Naija, the most you will say is that it’s getting too hot, yet we can’t progress.

Even with all out minerals buried underground we still can’t progress. We have oil but can’t progress to refine it here.

We had a road here that had been bad for decades, yet it was repaired in under one month with local boys using interlock stones. So you can stall development for so long only for the project to take under a month? Evil!

Nigeria seems to be a very demonic country, anti progress and anti Christ.

My cousin once covered an open gutter on his street in Lagos using some beautiful aluminum or something, only for the government to come and tel him to remove the progress he did by closing the gutter, and revert back to an open gutter. I guess they are waiting for contract.

Anti development

Anti Justice - what is police phone number? Even adults don’t know, unlike America for instance were even a baby will tell you it’s 911.

Anti Christ, Nigeria
PoliticsRe: Tinubu Hit Track Music Video - Balabulu Bulaba Babulu - Buaaaaaaari!! by VaselineCrew(op): 2:48pm On Dec 23, 2022
Buaari huh

Buaaaari sad

Buaaaaaari undecided

Buaaaaaaaari angry

https://www.askideas.com/media/36/Dancing-Man-Funny-Gif.gif
PoliticsTinubu Hit Track Music Video - Balabulu Bulaba Babulu - Buaaaaaaari!! by VaselineCrew(op): 1:42pm On Dec 23, 2022
PoliticsAre You Spending Your Christmas On Petrol Queues? by VaselineCrew(op): 10:01am On Dec 22, 2022
The petrol queues today, a few days before Christmas are out of this world.

I saw queues with like 50 cars and above, and I wondered how they had the patience to wait hours to buy petrol.

Do you think this situation will resolve before Christmas or are we going to keep spending hours or days before we can get petrol to power or machines and houses this Christmas?
BusinessRe: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by VaselineCrew: 2:39am On Dec 10, 2022
pope191:
So I am having this funny and interesting case I've been trashing. Last week Friday as at 9pm, I got a trip from Surulere to Berger for 4800. On arriving to destination, it was a kind of family trip. A lady with twins (probably a year old), her presumed baby sitter and husband. They kind of did birthday at Surulere and was going home (Magodo). So, lots of load to pack and the normal me don't do that, but due to the twins I was a bit soft and talk to the man about the load being much, which he offered to add something to the fare as charter was demanding for 10k (bus tho).

So i roll, the lady being a rude person tried to spring her head and immediately got caution. Had too, I have been observing both of them argue needless and switching to me with such rudeness is a no go area (route wahala).

Ride of 42 mins took 1hr 22 mins, over delay and their stupid argument. Who to pay, the guy said he will do transfer, but his phone is down. OK! He has been trying to charge his phone all way, but phone not coming up. The lady said he only have 1400, guy man practically have to beg/force to get the 1400. Plead with me to drop my account, he will do transfer asap. Time fast burning, so I roll.

I've been calling guy man, he picked and promise to send the money on Saturday. Ever since, he won't pick my calls. I call the lady on Monday, she acted all nice and promise to get back. I made it clear to her that I won't be calling the guy again and if I am forced, I'll come back to where I dropped them to pull Felicity on them. Right now she is the one that booked the ride and as well called me, so I can't be going after someone I don't have business with. She blocked me, promise to send the guy number and right now, she is saying she doesn't have any business with me. The guy is not even is husband and they don't live together. What a case grin
I feel your pain abeg

After the ssssh I went through recently, I'd advice every single driver to get a Dashboard Camera!

I bought one last week and already put it to use.

Even one small girl was giving me attitude at the pick-up spot 2 days ago, I just turned the camera from facing outside to facing her directly. If you see the way the girl quiet down ehn, lol, like when teacher for primary school bring out cain and say "SILEEENCE!"

In your case, you will just send them the video of them agreeing to pay you later and you can use that video as evidence of non-payment, followed by bank statements and all.
BusinessRe: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by VaselineCrew:
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PoliticsRe: Tinubu And The Multi-Li-Pications Of Money by VaselineCrew(op): 10:26pm On Nov 23, 2022
how some people can want this man ehn

Is it Witchcraft?

Ignorance?

Self-Hatred?

Wickedness?

huh
PoliticsTinubu And The Multi-Li-Pications Of Money by VaselineCrew(op): 10:22pm On Nov 23, 2022
God abeg


How can you Multi li picate money huh

chai^10





LegendHero, better repent from supporting evil politicians, less you burn in Hell, where there is weeping and gnashing of teeth.

PoliticsThe Agbado Song - MC Tinubu Agbado by VaselineCrew(op): 7:21am On Nov 14, 2022
PoliticsRe: Can You Find The camouflage Mountain Leopard In The Picture by VaselineCrew: 8:51am On Nov 13, 2022
Chai!

By the time you find it, it’s already too late.

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