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Politics › Look At The People That Decide Your Leaders by VaselineCrew(op): 3:00am On Jun 08, 2022
Chai

How do you reason with this guy about policy change and stuffhuh

Someone that entered poo and pee gutter for Buhari

Nigerians are a special breed.

Politics › Re: Tinubu Loses Balance While Using Staircase by VaselineCrew: 11:01pm On Jun 07, 2022
madridguy:
NO WORRY, WE Want Action For Nigeria to Work. If Since 1999, Hands Wey No Shake Could Not Deliver, We Are Interested in Shaking Hands That Can Make Nigeria Work! ON THE MANDATE OF BOLA AHMED TINUBU, WE STAND!
Same way you were never interested in professors, researchers, intellectuals, business men...

Instead, all you wanted was NEPA bill and COW

The way you Nigerians reason ehn, there has to be something wrong somewhere
Politics › Re: APC Presidential Primary: Fayemi Steps Down, Supports Tinubu by VaselineCrew: 10:43pm On Jun 07, 2022
am4truth:
I reject your evil prophecy in Jesus name. Talk for yourself pls.
You Nigerians are funny sha...

You always lie to yourselves and think that religion would wash those lies

Didn't people tell you that Nigerians will suffer with Buhari? What were your likes saying then?

"Wailing Wailer!!!, 5%, Sai Baba"

-Now Church explosion, you don't even hear PIM from your so called president. As in, not even a word, oh my God.
-Dollar went from N200 to N600 putting a huge strain on Nigerians that earn naira, as if it is a crime to earn in your own countrys currency.

Yes I cry for naija, I cry for the innocent, I cry for our undevelopement and easy unsolved problems, but you laugh for whatever reason, laughing while I cry.

You will suffer more and more because you have simply chosen to suffer and laugh away your pains.

May God help us all and soften our hearts.
Travel › Re: Traffic Gridlock In Maitama, Abuja Because Of APC Primaries (Photos) by VaselineCrew:
Even in the heart of the capital, your politicians can't even give you order in traffic?

Yet there was orderly traffic when people were evacuating Ukraine.

Someone will come and ask me say na law and order for traffic we won chop?

Sigh

The devil is in the details.
Politics › Re: Anyone Telling You About PVC Is Your Enemy ~pictures by VaselineCrew: 9:43am On Jun 07, 2022
blackpanda:
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Mtscheeeew. I hate all these rubbish talks. If u are tired of Nigeria, go to cameroun or portonovo. Nonsense
Gosh, I so detest talk like this.

“If you don’t like it, leave...”

So everyone should bounce ba? Instead of solving problems?

Guess what, many are already trying to bounce. Didn’t you hear gist of how Nigerians even wanted to go fight for Ukraine? All just to bounce? If America today were to give all Nigerians free work visa, it is only your politicians that would be left and those that can’t sponsor of find a sponsor for their travel arrangements.

So we should like not having tap water, we should be ebullient because we don’t have steady electricity? Wow!

Sometimes I marvel at the way some of you Nigerians think sha! You are so unfazed by the suffering around you - the 10 children that come to knock on your car window in traffic, the “jaga-jaga-ness” of it all!

Politics › Re: Rauf Aregbesola Begs God To Bring Tinubu Down by VaselineCrew: 6:15pm On May 26, 2022
paracolaxnear1:
Jagaban . This man carefully masterminded the defeat of a ruling party. That is why Meth addicts hated him like he's the architect of IPOD terrorism. This man need to be studied by student of politics in our universities, we need to have a full syllabus on Asiwaju with reference to Nigerian politics
Heya grin grin

Yes! Let's study the man that brought in a dullard and increased dollar rate by more than 100%, thereby inducing untold levels of suffering on Nigerians.

Dollar at N216: APC zombies say it's time to speak out

Dollar at N600: APC zombies say make we hail Tinubu for his wonders


chai

Politics › Police Stopped Me And Asked For Validation Of License Plate! by VaselineCrew(op): 11:07am On May 02, 2022
After showing him

A valid license
A valid vehicle registration
A valid road worthiness
A valid insurance

The guy now said that i should show him validation of license plate

I told him I have never heard of that, and he kept arguing that it is a real document.

I can’t even find anything like that on FRSC document list.

After everything he said “find something for the boys” after keeping me parked at 1am.


I had to part with 1k as I just wanted to leave there, but even that 1k pained me.

So have we now reached the point were Police officers make up documents to extort?

There were like 10 police there, no joke, at a residential area, forming checkpoint. First that is just a huge waste of resources by the police, secondly, it makes it almost dangerous at that time to not give them something.

Please who has heard of validation of license plate documenthuh

Chai, this country will amaze you daily.
Politics › Nigeria Would Have Been Developed If We Had Winter by VaselineCrew(op): 2:05pm On Apr 21, 2022
The weather here is perfect, with great soil and great resources.

However, we as black people have not taken advantage of these gifts.

I tell you, if there was winter in Nigeria, we would either be forced to develop, or die.

You think malam will be having 20 children, without electricity for heating in -10 degree weather? Trusssss me, it can’t happen.

How would you all survive when you can’t power heating in the winter? When your pipes are all frozen? When your roads are covered in ice and your corrupt government won’t salt the roads.

But since the weather is nice, someone can just sleep on the grass from morning till night and be fanning him/herself.
Politics › Re: You Don’t Have Light, You Don’t Have Water... What Are You Voting For? by VaselineCrew(op): 1:59pm On Apr 21, 2022
BBBricks:
So if a trailer is coming, Mr X should just accept his fate and not run away from the road?


So they should just sit in their houses and don't do anything?


So God will come from heaven and fight for them?




We have freewill to make the right choices and right decisions of our life!

How we make use of those choices is left to us!

Remember politicians didn't disappear themselves into office or into power, they got voted in there!


It's not ghosts and spirits that destroyed Nigeria, it's we Nigerians that destroyed Nigeria!

DONT BREAK MY HEAD, TYPE YOUR OWN!

#ITISWELL!
I’m not implying that people shouldn’t vote, but it’s odd that people are excited to vote for the same set of people that aren’t even interested in changing the status quo.

If it’s hard for even some rich people in Nigeria today to keep the lights on, then imagine how difficult it must be for the middle and lower class to power their gens for light and water.

Yet people will come out en mass for some useless campaign or convention and start dancing.

Why the hell are you dancing?

Why are you so excited that you will go back home to battle darkness, mosquitoes and no water?
Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by VaselineCrew: 1:09pm On Apr 21, 2022
Lush100:
Abeg which one is UberGo.
It's Uber I know.
because when I think of Vodacom, I am thinking Ubercome is Uber that came and. UberGo is Uber that is leaving the market.
How can you say they are leaving the business when they are putting vehicles on the road.

Have you ever seen Bolt or Indriver out vehicles on the road?
Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by VaselineCrew: 1:07pm On Apr 21, 2022
Lush100:
Abeg which one is UberGo.
It's Uber I know.
because when I think of Vodacom, I am thinking Ubercome is Uber that came and. UberGo is Uber that is leaving the market.
UberGo is for those tiny silver Suzuki vehicles that are now everywhere on the island.

The car is a 3 cylinder manual vehicle so I’m guessing it’s a lot more economical with petrol than the standard 4 cylinder.

See the difference

1k vs 1,600

Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by VaselineCrew: 12:52pm On Apr 21, 2022
It seems like UberGo is about to corner the market in lekki and Victoria island.

Has anyone else noticed this?

Their fares are dirt cheap, like 700 naira for a trip from palms mall to lekki.
Politics › You Don’t Have Light, You Don’t Have Water... What Are You Voting For? by VaselineCrew(op): 12:34pm On Apr 21, 2022
You will see so many Nigerians excited about elections, but none of them have water and most of the don’t have electricity

Your currency is messed up and inflation is biting.

So why are you guys so excited?

What exactly are you voting for? To continue the pattern of bad governance?

Why are you all so gingered up? When your national grid has collapsed again and again and again and again and again...

You are just all like excited little dogs, wagging their tales
Politics › Re: Cost Of Nomination Form For Primaries: Texas In USA Vs Nigeria by VaselineCrew: 10:13am On Apr 21, 2022
Penguin2:
Good analysis

But asking if our destiny is tied to either APC or PDP is senseless.

There’s need for us to be more realistic than idealistic.

A vote for any mushroom party, no matter how good their candidate is, is a vote for APC.

It is stupid to vote for a that only has office in Abuja. These parties have no structure nor agents at polling booths to protect their votes.

So, for me, our mission in 2023 should be to take out APC and then plan how to take out PDP itself if they mess up again.
But why is it that Nigerians can make a no name BBNaija participant so famous, but when it comes to something that has an actual effect on their lives, like making a good no name politician famous, they just give up?
Politics › Re: Buhari Mourns Victims Of Nigerian Airforce Plane Crash In Kaduna by VaselineCrew: 10:10am On Apr 21, 2022
Did you see Buhari mourning in picture or video or even through your window?

President that no one sees or hears from.

Nigerians are crazy people, almost ALL of you don para!
Politics › Re: The Moment Tinubu Said 'Tweeting On WhatsApp' (Video) by VaselineCrew: 10:02am On Apr 21, 2022
Indispensable85:
OP your school fees na waste. The joke is actually on you. Most of you think twitting means writing on twitter. Hahahahahahahaha....you guys are truly lazy youths. You're too mentally lazy. Imagine! Lol....

Please go and find out the meaning of twitting in the dictionary and stop embarrassing your parents who laboured to pay your school fees.
The few sane Nigerians need to be separated from people like you.

So that our own side can have electricity, water and sanity, while you continue to swim in open gutter in your own side.
Politics › If You Expect A President To Work For You After Paying 100M You Are A Joker. by VaselineCrew(op): 9:56am On Apr 21, 2022
A real joker!!

So someone will spend 100 million for form, money that the salary as president can’t pay back and you think the person is there for you?

Joker!!

Yet you will still rush and vote for them.

Most of you in this country hate even your own children and wish that they suffer in Nigeria.
Politics › Re: Lagos Driver Crushes LASTMA Official To Death by VaselineCrew: 9:41am On Apr 21, 2022
RIP yo the official.

Nigeria took your life because it’s only here that government will send out a 170 pound man to try and stop a 3000 pound vehicle.

Nigeria is such a useless place honestly.
Politics › 100 Million Form To Separate The Men(corrupt), From The Boys(no Corruption) by VaselineCrew(op): 9:37am On Apr 21, 2022
Who are the men and who are the boys?

Why are we using money to separate them instead of political ideas?

They are telling you that this position is not about ideas, and it’s definitely not about making Nigeria a better place for you and your children.

Campaign funds are different as you have lobbyist and campaign donors that will contribute to the party as a whole to promote its candidate(s).

Funny that you already have some Nigerians earning so little drumming up support for the 100 million naira form.

Is there any bad thing that Nigerians won’t support? Then you wonder why you live in a society with no basic amenities.
Politics › Re: Cost Of Nomination Form For Primaries: Texas In USA Vs Nigeria by VaselineCrew: 9:16am On Apr 21, 2022
I wanted to open a similar topic but you beat me to it.

I know campaigns in USA cost a lot of money, but not the intent to run.

The 100 million price tag is so outrageous, as it shuts out a lot of people from even having any intent to run for office.
Politics › Re: Jakande, Fashola, Ambode, Marwa, British... But Only Tinubu Developed Lagos by VaselineCrew(op): 8:16am On Apr 19, 2022
Amos1423:
That's the only thing Tinubu supporter has in defense so if you don't want to get dirty, don't play with pigs!
Did you even see the picture of traffic I posted? From way back in the 60s.

See how orderly our people were.

Can you have that today in Lagos? Or during Tinubu time? So is that progression or retrogression?

You might think it orderliness doesn’t matter, but my dear, it does. It is a telltale sign that the city or state has a government.
Politics › Re: Jakande, Fashola, Ambode, Marwa, British... But Only Tinubu Developed Lagos by VaselineCrew(op): 8:09am On Apr 19, 2022
CryptoClub2018:
Is Tinubu the reason why you have failed in life?
I haven’t failed in life in Jesus mighty name, amen!
Politics › Re: Jakande, Fashola, Ambode, Marwa, British... But Only Tinubu Developed Lagos by VaselineCrew(op): 8:08am On Apr 19, 2022
kriss2I6:
Never forget your foundation,he made Lagos you have to admit that.
He made Lagos as late as 1999?

So there was no Lagos before then?

Try again
Politics › Jakande, Fashola, Ambode, Marwa, British... But Only Tinubu Developed Lagos by VaselineCrew(op): 8:05am On Apr 19, 2022
Not that the state can even compete internationally as they have no water, good roads, order...

However, why do people attribute any good thing in Lagos to a man that left office like 15 years ago?

Any good thing that happens in Lagos, they will tell you that Tinubu did it, shoooo shocked

Didn’t this guy rule for the same amount of time as Fashola for instance?

All this hype by Tinubu supporters, further lends credence to the belief that Tinubu is so corrupt that he made sure to OWN Lagos during and after his Tenure.

After Fashola, came Ambode, then Sanwoolu, but none of them matter, cause any road today or investment in Lagos was done by Tinubu that left office way, way back in 2007 and we are in 2022 now, chai!

Let’s not even talk about the former leaders that Lagos had and even the British that made Lagos orderly. Check the traffic pic below.

They are now selling you Tinubu as the ONLY PERSON that can fix Nigeria. This coming just after you have already bought their former product Buhari, who then was termed the ONLY PERSON, that can fix Nigeria.

Foreign Affairs › Chinese Citizens Scream In Terror From Their Locked Down Homes. by VaselineCrew(op): 9:44am On Apr 14, 2022
Truly terrifying video


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0K0YFQ8Ww5A

They have been locked down now for 12 days with the government locking their homes from the outside.

In the video, you can’t see any car or citizen on the road.

You hear the screams of frustrated citizens.


When will all this COVID stuff end?
Politics › Re: How Come Tinubu Could Not Provide Water To Lagosians? by VaselineCrew(op): 6:28am On Apr 14, 2022
Anyone that calls me wailer, just answer me this:-

Do you have government water?

The water you will use to bathe this morning, where will it come from?
Politics › How Come Tinubu Could Not Provide Water To Lagosians? by VaselineCrew(op): 6:26am On Apr 14, 2022
To be fair, not a lot of governors succeeded in providing water to their people, but this thread is focused on Tinubu since his supporters claim he transformed Lagos.

How can you claim you developed a place when ordinary water you couldn’t provide for them?

From Yaba to Surulere, to Festac to Victoria Island, Lagosians are either buying water in tankers or digging boreholes in their homes.

So after how many years of a so called progressive government, you couldn’t provide water, then what really did you develop?
Politics › VP Osinbajo Riding In Over 100,000 Million Naira Maybach, In A “poor” Country!! by VaselineCrew(op): 11:27pm On Apr 12, 2022
They will tell you Nigeria is poor, no money, bla bla bla, yet they will take our money to use to buy Maybach?? ONE OF THE MOST EXPENSIVE VEHICLES KNOWN TO MAN!

Then be snapping “working” pictures inside.

Are you serious?

Nigerians will know when they have a good leader when that leader shuns all these luxurious lifestyles.

Does even American president use Maybach?

If you are really there to serve in a poor country like Nigeria, you would ask for a Toyota Corolla, or equivalent innoson vehicle. They can also make it bullet proof.

Travel › Re: Residents Loot Noodles From An Accident Scene In Omotosho, Ondo State (Video) by VaselineCrew: 3:49pm On Apr 10, 2022
Nairaland mods sha!

Why is this now in the TRAVEL section?

What about this news is travel related?

Isn’t this a Crime or concerning Politics to hold someone to account?

So tell me why news of a truck on fire being looted is moved to the travel section. Shaking my head.

Is it because it happened on a road?
Travel › Re: Residents Loot Noodles From An Accident Scene In Omotosho, Ondo State (Video) by VaselineCrew: 3:20pm On Apr 10, 2022
Somebody’s sweat!!

Evil people!

They are not content with the tears of the driver after losing his vehicle, so they make sure to add to his tears in the middle of his tragedy by stealing his product. Something that won’t even last them 2 weeks.

Good people are few in this world and far, far, fewer in a country called Nigeria.

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