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dirtydiva:
Lagos is highly overrated, does it mean no drainage dey any of these areas to channel the water into canals?

Drainage in Nigeria? You are joking right

May in Abuja sha, but the rest of the country, na open gutter filled with plastics and poo you go see.

blazingblender:
Amen bro
But see as people are running about claiming batified
But they forget that bats are blind
So they want a blind leadership
Let's all put our hearts together and become OBIdient
Bless

Bless you too bro! May God continue to help all of us and may we enjoy the fruits of our labor!

Poor electricity, poor water supply, no order in traffic causing wasted man hours, food prices rising, dollar crossing N600...

Then to top it all off, we now have everyday fuel scarcity that will leave you so anxious when your cars gauge is getting low.

See people today at bustops, all begging for a lift, few busses to pick them in Lagos.

Being a Nigerian sometimes is not easy sha.

I just hope and pray we get things right in Jesus name, amen!!

Anybody doing give away here?

I need 60 liters of petrol.

Thanks in advance

so you have prison without ordinary cctv??

Yet Emi lo kan can roll with 2 bullion vans inside his house on election

Ganduje can stuff his agbada full with dollars until it is obese

another ediot can cart away 80 billion

then they will now make it seem as if Nigerias problems cant be solved.

How much is ordinary camera? let me go and check on Amazon.


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See cctv on Amazon for 259 dollars for 8 cameras, yet a whole prison doesn;t have it, even your local police station doesn't have it.

Black people are just, I dont even know.

Black man, and black hearts it seems.

The black man really really hates development.

I just have this feeling that most Nigerians are wicked and want others to suffer

They always rejoice when bad things happen, like police brutality for instance and they will be blaming the victims.

They vote bad leaders in just so ensure that they and their neighbors will continue to suffer.

Very demonic citizens men, I tell you.

blaise26abj:
God in his infinite mercies will bless you for this statement . He built on a stream’s bank and the day it will overflow and carry a child away or sweeps an adult away , people will blame the government and witches .

He probably thought he could go there and stop them from performing their duty . They should have arrested him immediately for breaking the law instead of slapping him sha . If you flout the law, don’t expect the law to be lenient with you .

Remove the name of God from your lips, bloody hypocrite

Who approved the building?

Where were the security agencies when the building was being built?

You black men are so wicked, heartless and purely evil, like soooo evil, my goodness.


Like you can go to America tomorrow and just start building house illegally without police stopping you, but here in Nigeria, useless people like you would be saying "they should not have built here and there", as if he got building approval by himself, or as if there was no security agency around all through the years the building was being constructed from the ground up.

Wicked BLACK MAN

You Nigerians are mostly wicked and it shows from the state of your country.

sekem:
I thought he claimed he had several powers.

I wonder why he never used any of those powers to fight those demolishers.

Odumeje is nothing but a pure FAKE man of God.

I do enjoy his drama, though

I'm sure you are the same type of person that would have been mocking Jesus to save himself from the cross.

Focus on the topic you wicked human

Why are there so many wicked people in this Nigeria?

You guys always rejoice at the suffering of others, and I wonder why

Joyceogechi:
Truth be told,his church covered the water way. Thou demolition can be so painful. It is well thou.

Then why did government look the other way when it was being built?

From land clearing, to foundation, support and so on

Then when the house is complete you come and say it is illegal with no compensation?


NIGERIA TRULY IS A WICKED AND LAWLESS LAND

This is scary and our banks are lacking when it comes to customer service men.

Sometimes you will call and call your bank and be on hold for up to 20 minutes.

When you want to use self-service tools to bypass the long phone waiting times, the services would now be saying "error", try again, or contact customer service.

why don't our officials carry tasers and stun guns?

ordinary handcuffs, Nigeria police will not even have, they will be dragging someones shirt.


I tell you that the black man is weird, but it is us to us to better ourselves.

Are we gonna say now that it is hard to buy handcuffs? Do handcuffs spoil after a single use? So why don't our forces use them?

Or is it that we can't think? Are we lesser animals?


I challenge myself today and onward to be a better thinker and you guys, the future leaders of this country should do the same.

In Nigeria, we let simple solutions to simple problems problems pile and pile up, until the problem is a mountain heap of garbage and harder to solve.

May God help us as black men and women.

favor914:
The Truth is that 100% guaranteed, Nigeria was here before you, Nigeria will be here 100 years after your demise.

So why waste your short life on earth chasing shadows?

Be the best you can be Mr Racoon because Nigeria ain’t going nowhere, it is here forever, which is the duration of your lifetime.

After you are 6 feet under resting after running your race, what is the value of Nigeria to you?

White man enslaved you, lumped your different tribes under the same country, meanwhile they went back creating their countries made up mostly of homogeneous tribes.

Yet see you as a black man, ready to die in your slavery.

That is why I will always say the WHITE MAN is far, far superior to the black man.

What do you even produce?

The phone/computer you used to make this comment - na white people make am

The internet nko - white people

When you go home to relax and on Air Conditioner - na white people make am

...


Your own as a black man is just to defend your chains of slavery.

I passed by a club called Quilox in Lagos this morning and it was so weird seeing so many ballers in flashy cars, benz-es, bmws... coupled with a large amount of Agberos.

It took me back to the time I mistakenly stopped at that club years ago and had my phone stolen, in just about 5 mins by Agberos that flooded my car and distracted me while taking my device.

How do club goers really enjoy going out in Lagos?

“Park here”
“You wan carry woman”
“Oga your boys dey here ooo”
“We are loyal”
...

Today’s own was funny, cause I had my hazards on and was simply turning into a street next to the club, I think Mobil headquarters, when these two guys started following me. I’m like I’m not going to club oooo. I thought okay fine, maybe they just wanted to park me, but to my surprise, when I turned into the next street and was far away from other cars, they started SPRINTING TOWARDS MY CAR. Maybe they thought that since my hazard lights were on and my car was moving slow, that I would not be able to outrun them, because why are you chasing my car, when I am now no where close to the club or any other parked car? Suspicious indeed!!

Then you have the old women with kids chasing after big boys that come out of the club, in addition of course to the Agberos. I get a bit sad sometimes, cause you will see these women chasing Range Rover, Benz, and I’m like how much could they possibly give them? 200naira? 500 naira?

This country is weird abeg.

If I ever wanted to go to any club again in Lagos, I am using Uber/Bolt, but I think those days are behind me sha.

I pray to God that the standard of living of the majority of Nigerians would be greatly improved.

Cypress042:
Buhari has been talking, talking and talking unlike him, what's the secret behind it? make una tell me i need to know

Where did you see him talk?

You Nigerians ehn, very funny people.

Show me the video where Buhari said all this.

Someone that doesn't send anybody, never does interview, then because one article says "Buhari says", you will now start saying Buhari is talking.

Didn't you see Trump address the country everytime on video? Biden nko?

I tire for Naija

sreamsense:
Majority of them are self-inflicted and avoidable war and troubles; but due to stubbornness, greediness and arrogance of many of your forefathers you brought needless destruction upon yourselves undermining your enemies. You read stories of all these attrocities and yet many of you never learnt anything from them which make Ipob/esn begin self-inflicted destruction, killings and violence into Alaigbo in the name of fighting for imaginary Biafra. For how long will you keep being bittered and angry?

Diplomacy and dialogue remain vital weapons to resolve issues. Learn from yorubas how they have used these tools to resolve different challenges that could have lead to war since independence and co-habit with their hosts peacefully. Boasting and fighting with your hosts should always be avoided to avoid needless war. Ipob/ESN kills, destroys and damage properties of Igbos more than destruction that comes from outside. Life is short, be happy, forgive, get rid of bitterness and move on with your life.

Self inflicted because they chose FREEDOM?

I guess the price of freedom sometimes is paid in blood, and it’s quite unfortunate, because as you said, we should all be able to be civil and sit at a round table to discuss a division or restructuring and so on.

I will always maintain that your ancestors did not create Nigeria. As a white British YouTuber said, white people drew arbitrary maps in Africa. It was their territory to conquer being far more advanced then and even now.

So why would you still want to remain a slave under a slave nation?

The whites that created you, so to speak, have been able to successfully build largely homogeneous countries, but the black man in his folly will tell you that what the white master created can never be undone.

FYI, I will never support killings of innocents in the east, or anywhere for that matter. Is IPOB really responsible? I don’t know, but if they are, then they are very stupid in killing innocent people. It could also be that the mayhem in the east isn’t caused by IPOB, in which case, further investigation is needed, and open court trials of any so called “unknown” gunman, so we can get to the bottom of this.

I wouldn’t hold my breathe though for a proper investigation in Nigeria, since most police stations in Nigeria are filled with chickens and goats running around, and bereft of computers, scanners, cctv cameras, servers and so on.

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Mooh247:



Naso


Africans don't know how blessed we are


Try living in desert region as well and tell me how you won't be wise

The more the challenges a person faces the smarter they become

I met a Muslim cleric dressed like an Arab with headgear and long rob and asked him why he said it was because it was islamical, Arabs on vacation in Europe wear casual wears

I had to educate him that Arab use headgear because Arab countries are prone to sandstorm which can happen at any time and they need the scarf to cover their faces so that they can breath

The wear long rob because temperature can reach extreme high in the afternoon and crazy cold at night

Their men prefer white and light colour because white and light colour doesn't attract heat, and with low humidity, heat and dry wind, you can wear your white kaftan for over 3 days without washing it

Their women wear black because they practically stay in door all morning and only go out at night when the weather is cold unlike Nigerian women copying them going out in hot sun wearing all black everything

Again as desert dwellers, they need to conserve water and their women can't afford to wash their cloths everytime, that's why the prefer blacks that hardly get stained, and can be dusted in hot air to re wear



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Dude I’m sorry I’m late, but this is such an epic response, so detailed, even down to the way colors reflect or absorb radiant heat.

Kudos dude, you could definitely be a writer of a dystopian sci-fi novel, lol, something along the lines of DUNE!

How can you be a Tinubu supporter with this your brain guy? Na wa for you sha, lol

VoteObi2023:


Yorubanomics

No need for tribal bashing, and this is coming from a strong supporter of the dissolution of Nigeria.

There are incredible and immensely brilliant Yoruba men and women; drone designers, web creators, engineers...

In Nigeria, they tell you to wait for anything good, not like waiting itself is bad because after all, patience is a virtue, but it lies in the context of doing good and waiting for a harvest or something similar, not doing evil constantly and waiting to do good one day.

State police: They say wait, we are not ready
Restructuring: Wait... we are not ready
Alternate Candidate: Wait...
...

Meanwhile there is no waiting for them when it comes to pilfering and pillaging.

I need to research this Obi guy

Powerbandoo:
I was of a net worth of $1.22million dollar at the age of 29, so awhile Tinubu former oil company worker, former. Govrnor, former APC Chairman, more than 20 years in politics,. You be mumu Op

Na wa ooo, so former oil worker and governor now equals PJ owner, sigh, sigh, sigh

Do you even know how much it would take to maintain a jet?

It's not like a car you can just park at home if you don't wanna drive. You'd still have to pay a hanger to park it for you.

I mean I've heard of demand and supply before, but abeg, which one be demand and consumption?




https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jOMEo8XC__M

Someone should please pour ice water on the grid, maybe that will wake him up.

Me: Wake up, wake up Mr. Grid.

National Grid: Where am I

From their support for corrupt leaders,

To their corrupt moderators,

To their promotion of worst form bigotry the world has ever known, worst still, it’s intraracial...

All designed to keep Nigerians ignorant and destitute.

Frigga13:
Low IQ

Imagine what this one is thinking.. so Na fuel and market Na why you think igbos will suffer

Why are igbos now shouting Biafra or dead if it’s all about fuel and tomatoes

Igbos and dia omata mentalist

Please go to your local ministry and have your card prepared.

But prof, how do you reason with people like this? That enter gutter because of a coup plotter president.

Then you have the new generation urchins

Atiku and Tinubu urchins

So when you go buy diesel, dollar, foodstuffs...,

Remember to show them your Yoruba/Hausa/... card

There is a separate price for you guys.

Nigerians are a special breed men

I really do appreciate their sacrifice.

Till today, the demonic rolls have not been reopened, and the traffic has left.

If you drive past that road, you shouldn’t take that for granted.