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PoliticsWhat Did Tinubu Mean By "You Create Demand And Consumption"? by VaselineCrew(op): 10:42pm On Jun 20, 2022
I mean I've heard of demand and supply before, but abeg, which one be demand and consumption?

huh


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jOMEo8XC__M
PoliticsRe: Nation Grid Has Collapsed Again by VaselineCrew: 2:25am On Jun 13, 2022
Someone should please pour ice water on the grid, maybe that will wake him up.

Me: Wake up, wake up Mr. Grid.

National Grid: Where am I huh
PoliticsNairaland Subtlety Promotes The Ills Of A Nation by VaselineCrew(op): 10:34am On Jun 09, 2022
From their support for corrupt leaders,

To their corrupt moderators,

To their promotion of worst form bigotry the world has ever known, worst still, it’s intraracial...

All designed to keep Nigerians ignorant and destitute.
PoliticsRe: Igbos Will Suffer by VaselineCrew(op): 10:26am On Jun 09, 2022
Frigga13:
Low IQ

Imagine what this one is thinking.. so Na fuel and market Na why you think igbos will suffer

Why are igbos now shouting Biafra or dead if it’s all about fuel and tomatoes

Igbos and dia omata mentalist
Please go to your local ministry and have your card prepared.
PoliticsRe: 2023: Prof Usman Yusuf Sends Unbelievable Message To Nigerian Youths by VaselineCrew: 10:24am On Jun 09, 2022
But prof, how do you reason with people like this? That enter gutter because of a coup plotter president.

Then you have the new generation urchins

Atiku and Tinubu urchins

PoliticsIgbos Will Suffer by VaselineCrew(op): 9:25am On Jun 09, 2022
So when you go buy diesel, dollar, foodstuffs...,

Remember to show them your Yoruba/Hausa/... card

There is a separate price for you guys.
PoliticsRe: Buhari Helps Tinubu's Shaking Hands To Hold APC Flag (Photo, Video) by VaselineCrew: 9:50pm On Jun 08, 2022
Nigerians are a special breed men
PoliticsRe: Onece Again RIP To Those That Died At Lekki Toll Gate- Labour Invain by VaselineCrew: 8:28pm On Jun 08, 2022
I really do appreciate their sacrifice.

Till today, the demonic rolls have not been reopened, and the traffic has left.

If you drive past that road, you shouldn’t take that for granted.
PoliticsLook At The People That Decide Your Leaders by VaselineCrew(op): 3:00am On Jun 08, 2022
Chai

How do you reason with this guy about policy change and stuffhuh

Someone that entered poo and pee gutter for Buhari

Nigerians are a special breed.

PoliticsRe: Tinubu Loses Balance While Using Staircase by VaselineCrew: 11:01pm On Jun 07, 2022
madridguy:
NO WORRY, WE Want Action For Nigeria to Work. If Since 1999, Hands Wey No Shake Could Not Deliver, We Are Interested in Shaking Hands That Can Make Nigeria Work! ON THE MANDATE OF BOLA AHMED TINUBU, WE STAND!
Same way you were never interested in professors, researchers, intellectuals, business men...

Instead, all you wanted was NEPA bill and COW

The way you Nigerians reason ehn, there has to be something wrong somewhere
PoliticsRe: APC Presidential Primary: Fayemi Steps Down, Supports Tinubu by VaselineCrew: 10:43pm On Jun 07, 2022
am4truth:
I reject your evil prophecy in Jesus name. Talk for yourself pls.
You Nigerians are funny sha...

You always lie to yourselves and think that religion would wash those lies

Didn't people tell you that Nigerians will suffer with Buhari? What were your likes saying then?

"Wailing Wailer!!!, 5%, Sai Baba"

-Now Church explosion, you don't even hear PIM from your so called president. As in, not even a word, oh my God.
-Dollar went from N200 to N600 putting a huge strain on Nigerians that earn naira, as if it is a crime to earn in your own countrys currency.

Yes I cry for naija, I cry for the innocent, I cry for our undevelopement and easy unsolved problems, but you laugh for whatever reason, laughing while I cry.

You will suffer more and more because you have simply chosen to suffer and laugh away your pains.

May God help us all and soften our hearts.
TravelRe: Traffic Gridlock In Maitama, Abuja Because Of APC Primaries (Photos) by VaselineCrew:
Even in the heart of the capital, your politicians can't even give you order in traffic?

Yet there was orderly traffic when people were evacuating Ukraine.

Someone will come and ask me say na law and order for traffic we won chop?

Sigh

The devil is in the details.
PoliticsRe: Anyone Telling You About PVC Is Your Enemy ~pictures by VaselineCrew: 9:43am On Jun 07, 2022
blackpanda:
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Mtscheeeew. I hate all these rubbish talks. If u are tired of Nigeria, go to cameroun or portonovo. Nonsense
Gosh, I so detest talk like this.

“If you don’t like it, leave...”

So everyone should bounce ba? Instead of solving problems?

Guess what, many are already trying to bounce. Didn’t you hear gist of how Nigerians even wanted to go fight for Ukraine? All just to bounce? If America today were to give all Nigerians free work visa, it is only your politicians that would be left and those that can’t sponsor of find a sponsor for their travel arrangements.

So we should like not having tap water, we should be ebullient because we don’t have steady electricity? Wow!

Sometimes I marvel at the way some of you Nigerians think sha! You are so unfazed by the suffering around you - the 10 children that come to knock on your car window in traffic, the “jaga-jaga-ness” of it all!

PoliticsRe: Rauf Aregbesola Begs God To Bring Tinubu Down by VaselineCrew: 6:15pm On May 26, 2022
paracolaxnear1:
Jagaban . This man carefully masterminded the defeat of a ruling party. That is why Meth addicts hated him like he's the architect of IPOD terrorism. This man need to be studied by student of politics in our universities, we need to have a full syllabus on Asiwaju with reference to Nigerian politics
Heya grin grin

Yes! Let's study the man that brought in a dullard and increased dollar rate by more than 100%, thereby inducing untold levels of suffering on Nigerians.

Dollar at N216: APC zombies say it's time to speak out

Dollar at N600: APC zombies say make we hail Tinubu for his wonders


chai

PoliticsPolice Stopped Me And Asked For Validation Of License Plate! by VaselineCrew(op): 11:07am On May 02, 2022
After showing him

A valid license
A valid vehicle registration
A valid road worthiness
A valid insurance

The guy now said that i should show him validation of license plate

I told him I have never heard of that, and he kept arguing that it is a real document.

I can’t even find anything like that on FRSC document list.

After everything he said “find something for the boys” after keeping me parked at 1am.


I had to part with 1k as I just wanted to leave there, but even that 1k pained me.

So have we now reached the point were Police officers make up documents to extort?

There were like 10 police there, no joke, at a residential area, forming checkpoint. First that is just a huge waste of resources by the police, secondly, it makes it almost dangerous at that time to not give them something.

Please who has heard of validation of license plate documenthuh

Chai, this country will amaze you daily.
PoliticsNigeria Would Have Been Developed If We Had Winter by VaselineCrew(op): 2:05pm On Apr 21, 2022
The weather here is perfect, with great soil and great resources.

However, we as black people have not taken advantage of these gifts.

I tell you, if there was winter in Nigeria, we would either be forced to develop, or die.

You think malam will be having 20 children, without electricity for heating in -10 degree weather? Trusssss me, it can’t happen.

How would you all survive when you can’t power heating in the winter? When your pipes are all frozen? When your roads are covered in ice and your corrupt government won’t salt the roads.

But since the weather is nice, someone can just sleep on the grass from morning till night and be fanning him/herself.
PoliticsRe: You Don’t Have Light, You Don’t Have Water... What Are You Voting For? by VaselineCrew(op): 1:59pm On Apr 21, 2022
BBBricks:
So if a trailer is coming, Mr X should just accept his fate and not run away from the road?


So they should just sit in their houses and don't do anything?


So God will come from heaven and fight for them?




We have freewill to make the right choices and right decisions of our life!

How we make use of those choices is left to us!

Remember politicians didn't disappear themselves into office or into power, they got voted in there!


It's not ghosts and spirits that destroyed Nigeria, it's we Nigerians that destroyed Nigeria!

DONT BREAK MY HEAD, TYPE YOUR OWN!

#ITISWELL!
I’m not implying that people shouldn’t vote, but it’s odd that people are excited to vote for the same set of people that aren’t even interested in changing the status quo.

If it’s hard for even some rich people in Nigeria today to keep the lights on, then imagine how difficult it must be for the middle and lower class to power their gens for light and water.

Yet people will come out en mass for some useless campaign or convention and start dancing.

Why the hell are you dancing?

Why are you so excited that you will go back home to battle darkness, mosquitoes and no water?
BusinessRe: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by VaselineCrew: 1:09pm On Apr 21, 2022
Lush100:
Abeg which one is UberGo.
It's Uber I know.
because when I think of Vodacom, I am thinking Ubercome is Uber that came and. UberGo is Uber that is leaving the market.
How can you say they are leaving the business when they are putting vehicles on the road.

Have you ever seen Bolt or Indriver out vehicles on the road?
BusinessRe: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by VaselineCrew: 1:07pm On Apr 21, 2022
Lush100:
Abeg which one is UberGo.
It's Uber I know.
because when I think of Vodacom, I am thinking Ubercome is Uber that came and. UberGo is Uber that is leaving the market.
UberGo is for those tiny silver Suzuki vehicles that are now everywhere on the island.

The car is a 3 cylinder manual vehicle so I’m guessing it’s a lot more economical with petrol than the standard 4 cylinder.

See the difference

1k vs 1,600

BusinessRe: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by VaselineCrew: 12:52pm On Apr 21, 2022
It seems like UberGo is about to corner the market in lekki and Victoria island.

Has anyone else noticed this?

Their fares are dirt cheap, like 700 naira for a trip from palms mall to lekki.
PoliticsYou Don’t Have Light, You Don’t Have Water... What Are You Voting For? by VaselineCrew(op): 12:34pm On Apr 21, 2022
You will see so many Nigerians excited about elections, but none of them have water and most of the don’t have electricity

Your currency is messed up and inflation is biting.

So why are you guys so excited?

What exactly are you voting for? To continue the pattern of bad governance?

Why are you all so gingered up? When your national grid has collapsed again and again and again and again and again...

You are just all like excited little dogs, wagging their tales
PoliticsRe: Cost Of Nomination Form For Primaries: Texas In USA Vs Nigeria by VaselineCrew: 10:13am On Apr 21, 2022
Penguin2:
Good analysis

But asking if our destiny is tied to either APC or PDP is senseless.

There’s need for us to be more realistic than idealistic.

A vote for any mushroom party, no matter how good their candidate is, is a vote for APC.

It is stupid to vote for a that only has office in Abuja. These parties have no structure nor agents at polling booths to protect their votes.

So, for me, our mission in 2023 should be to take out APC and then plan how to take out PDP itself if they mess up again.
But why is it that Nigerians can make a no name BBNaija participant so famous, but when it comes to something that has an actual effect on their lives, like making a good no name politician famous, they just give up?
PoliticsRe: Buhari Mourns Victims Of Nigerian Airforce Plane Crash In Kaduna by VaselineCrew: 10:10am On Apr 21, 2022
Did you see Buhari mourning in picture or video or even through your window?

President that no one sees or hears from.

Nigerians are crazy people, almost ALL of you don para!
PoliticsRe: The Moment Tinubu Said 'Tweeting On WhatsApp' (Video) by VaselineCrew: 10:02am On Apr 21, 2022
Indispensable85:
OP your school fees na waste. The joke is actually on you. Most of you think twitting means writing on twitter. Hahahahahahahaha....you guys are truly lazy youths. You're too mentally lazy. Imagine! Lol....

Please go and find out the meaning of twitting in the dictionary and stop embarrassing your parents who laboured to pay your school fees.
The few sane Nigerians need to be separated from people like you.

So that our own side can have electricity, water and sanity, while you continue to swim in open gutter in your own side.
PoliticsIf You Expect A President To Work For You After Paying 100M You Are A Joker. by VaselineCrew(op): 9:56am On Apr 21, 2022
A real joker!!

So someone will spend 100 million for form, money that the salary as president can’t pay back and you think the person is there for you?

Joker!!

Yet you will still rush and vote for them.

Most of you in this country hate even your own children and wish that they suffer in Nigeria.
PoliticsRe: Lagos Driver Crushes LASTMA Official To Death by VaselineCrew: 9:41am On Apr 21, 2022
RIP yo the official.

Nigeria took your life because it’s only here that government will send out a 170 pound man to try and stop a 3000 pound vehicle.

Nigeria is such a useless place honestly.

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