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PoliticsRe: Nigerians Have Eyes, But Cannot See by VaselineCrew(op):
voltron14:
They see reports of 250 million Naira cash caught in the convoy of a governor and no reasonable explanation given.

They can see the same man stashing money away on foreign soil whilst using his daughter's name to cover his tracks.

Even if you don't call it stealing, can you call it patriotism?

They have eyes but cannot see.
Do you all see what I mean?

Look at this guys response.

Comparing something that is visible to all to something that is debatable.

Why you guys want your fellow Nigerians to suffer is what I can never understand.
PoliticsRe: I Don't Think Any Normal Human Being Will Vote Tinubu/apc by VaselineCrew: 11:34am On Oct 24, 2022
kingthreat:
All Tinubu supporters are very normal. They choose to support their party and support their ethnic candidate. While you choose to support yours who is a very corrupt and incompetent governor with 8 years to show nothing for.
Your candidate brought 2 bullion vans into his house on an election eve, something that is unheard of anywhere else in the world.

Yet you don’t see that corruption?

Broad daylight corruption, yet you still can’t see it.

As I said in my thread, Nigerians have eyes, but cannot see.

I will post it again for you to see, but I know you will soon unsee it again.

PoliticsRe: Nigerians Have Eyes, But Cannot See by VaselineCrew(op): 11:26am On Oct 24, 2022
cry

PoliticsNigerians Have Eyes, But Cannot See by VaselineCrew(op): 11:24am On Oct 24, 2022
Their eyes will see bullion van on election eve and dollar stuffed agbadas, but their brains will tell their eyes that it was a mistake, that it didn’t see anything undecided

PoliticsRe: If Hurricane Destroys Half Of Nigeria, Buhari Will Still Not Say Anything by VaselineCrew(op): 10:53am On Oct 24, 2022
socialmediaman:
Yes because if he runs for office a third time he’ll still win re-election
Sad, but maybe true.

I don’t know what is wrong with Nigerians, my God.

See how his supporters support him by saying, he doesn’t need to talk to Nigerians, that it is not his style.

So a president should not talk to his people? A leader?

It’s almost like saying a football coach does not need to talk to his/her players.

Why is abnormality normalized in this country? God why?
PoliticsRe: If Hurricane Destroys Half Of Nigeria, Buhari Will Still Not Say Anything by VaselineCrew(op): 10:50am On Oct 24, 2022
Nigerians, aren’t you guys truly ashamed?

Or maybe you guys don’t even feel shame anymore.

What an upside down nation.

Very demonic country.
PoliticsRe: If Hurricane Destroys Half Of Nigeria, Buhari Will Still Not Say Anything by VaselineCrew(op): 10:49am On Oct 24, 2022
Your own president will not even utter a SINGLE WORD to victims

He can’t be bothered

PoliticsRe: If Hurricane Destroys Half Of Nigeria, Buhari Will Still Not Say Anything by VaselineCrew(op): 10:49am On Oct 24, 2022
While other presidents come to the aid of victims of natural disasters...

PoliticsRe: If Hurricane Destroys Half Of Nigeria, Buhari Will Still Not Say Anything by VaselineCrew(op): 10:44am On Oct 24, 2022
He won’t even offer condolences

No single “Eya, sorry oo”

Instead he will keep mute because according to Femi Adesina, it is not Buharis style to talk to Nigerians.

What an upside down nation
PoliticsIf Hurricane Destroys Half Of Nigeria, Buhari Will Still Not Say Anything by VaselineCrew(op): 10:41am On Oct 24, 2022
What a president cry
PoliticsRe: Nigeria Is Poor, Yet Our Leaders Are Richer Than Leaders Of Rich Nations by VaselineCrew(op): 9:52pm On Oct 18, 2022
gift2xl:
They are licensed Yahoo dudes.
It is so annoying and depressing.

The kitchen budget of the president alone for instance is enough to buy thousands of 250-watt Solar panels that could be deployed to universities around the country, making them energy independent as well as contributing positively towards Climate Change with use of less fossil fuels.

Yet, no one will enter and say I want to scrap the Kitchen budget or make it under 10 million a year.

Nigerians are so annoying as well; they just keep on supporting rubbish.

There used to be some Rossikk guy here that would always blame whites for Nigeria's under-development, yet he has a president that rides Maybach when citizens don't have ordinary pipe-borne water.

Upside down nation, sometimes I feel all the politicians should be wiped out entirely, but I am not God.
PoliticsRe: Nigeria Is Poor, Yet Our Leaders Are Richer Than Leaders Of Rich Nations by VaselineCrew(op): 9:38pm On Oct 18, 2022
angry

PoliticsNigeria Is Poor, Yet Our Leaders Are Richer Than Leaders Of Rich Nations by VaselineCrew(op): 9:37pm On Oct 18, 2022
Tinubu is the latest politician to remind the gullible masses that Nigeria is a poor nation, well at least for the poor masses.

For the government though, Nigeria is flowing with milk and honey as they live lavish rock-star lifestyles with funds meant to develop the nation.

They never even think of driving the likes of corolla, no, their eyes are always on benz, range rover and so on

They will give themselves billions of naira for Kitchen and food budgets, in a so called "poor country"

Their supporters are always in a hurry to agree with them though, nodding their heads like agama-lizards, saying, "yes, the country is poor"

Ok! So the country is poor, then why are your politicians riding in Maybachs and flying in private Jets?

So you have a poor household that can't feed, but you go an borrow money from bank to buy C-Class? I don't gerrit undecided

PoliticsRe: Why Would You Stop A Rat From Eating Poison?? by VaselineCrew(op): 9:11pm On Oct 18, 2022
Or maybe Tinubu is thinking of using glue trap

PoliticsRe: A Tale Of 2 Nigerians And 2 Tweets From Twitter. Captions. by VaselineCrew: 4:46am On Oct 18, 2022
I once joked that if a hurricane were to destroy half of Nigeria, the absentee president, Buhari, would not say a damn thing.

Urchins are here proving me right
PoliticsRe: A Tale Of 2 Nigerians And 2 Tweets From Twitter. Captions. by VaselineCrew: 4:44am On Oct 18, 2022
plaindealer:
One is always about the good, progress, and development while the other is always obsessed with doom, deaths, calamities, destruction, and negativity.
I guess if you were in that flood, you would shun any media publicity that may save you or your property, but would rather be hailing seaport operation while drowning.
PoliticsTinubu Spent 8 Years As Governor Drawing Blueprints by VaselineCrew(op): 2:49am On Oct 18, 2022
Tinubu said, "I will spend these 8 years drawing blueprints for those that will come after me"

That is why even in the year 2050, the then Lagos Governor will be implementing "Tinubus Blueprint" and not their own.

Do you guys know what it means to spend 8 years working on blueprint huh You berrerr give the man mad props

PoliticsWhy Would You Stop A Rat From Eating Poison?? by VaselineCrew(op): 11:57pm On Oct 17, 2022
Why would you stop the "Church Rat" from eating poison though?

I thought normal people would want the rat to eat poison as per PEST CONTROL undecided

But Tinubu is trying to STOP THE RAT FROM EATING POISON angry

If you don't stop the Rat, won't it eat all the Agbado and stuvs huh

huh
PoliticsRe: Blue Rail Line Gets Test-run Today In Lagos State. (video) by VaselineCrew: 8:14pm On Oct 14, 2022
LeoDeKing:
Boom, professional wailers, here comes yet another opportunity to insult the living daylight out of Tinubu.

Tinubu should explain to us why he didn't instruct Sanwo-Olu to establish this in Anambra.

This is what Peter Obi was planning to do in Anambra State but Tinubu stole and kept the money in bullion van.

Choi, Peter Obi is a very humble man who cares for the masses if not for Tinubu's greediness.


What a humble man. grin
Wayt am nor hundastand

I tot Tinuke was govnor in 1999 huh

bet Sa, we ah in 2022 Sa

Plees chek ouside
BusinessRe: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by VaselineCrew: 12:59pm On Sep 25, 2022
FASASI1:
No matter what she is passing through it doesn't warrant that kind of big lies, do you think the driver is not passing through shi** too huh We are all passing through one thing or the other but we must either be kind or learn to keep shut.
As in...

People would think that I did something to her, when in all honesty, I just asked her to confirm her name.

She started shouting that she has already seen me and my car.

I said it doesn't matter, cause a rider can pick out a car by license plate, color, make etc but a driver can't pick out a rider since they have never met before.

I now said I insist she give me her name or my name before we start the trip. She was still there hissing and hissing, before eventually mentioning my name.

All the signs were there, I should have cancelled immediately, knowing that this would be a terrible customer, plus she already had a terrible review, but I decided to plough through, cause I wanted to go on the trip.

How can only me be:

-A criminal?
-Rude?
-A bad driver?
-With a bad car?
-A driver that stopped her on the road
-A driver that increased the fare (on indriver again oooo, not bolt)
-Driving a car that smells of Fish
...

Only me huh

To me, she is the very definition of EVIL.

Her goal was to ruin my means of income, but God pass her, God pass her!!
BusinessRe: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by VaselineCrew: 12:53pm On Sep 25, 2022
pope191:
They may not... Indriver is raving mad lately.

Wrt to Vaselinecrew, they are 3 sides to a story... I have seen how mean people can be, but this kind of rider starts with her rating and number of completed trips. There's a lady a used or might still pick inside omole phase 2. She's the fanzing type, said so cos I've lost count the number of times I've picked her and we both still form official and act like we've never seen each other before. During the period when Berger traffic used to be tick, we had serious argument on where to take and I stood my ground. She was just on phone reporting the driver to her friends, I didn't take it personal because I knew she wasn't like that, maybe that morning just got her best, but that marked the last time I pick her trip.

If I see a rider with 4.5 upwards with like 30 trips acting up, I tend to soft on them, something maybe wrong. You see 3. With 15 trips downwards, nah to be careful around them or don't pick such trip.
Her rating was 3.9 at the time I picked her up.

I am never taking anyone ever again with a rating below 4.0

I just thought, well maybe her rating didn't matter, but it did! It sooooo did!
BusinessRe: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by VaselineCrew: 12:51pm On Sep 25, 2022
donfortune48:
Write indriver immediately and explain.

They will delete it.
I just did after reading your response, but they said they can't remove the review, but will look into it.
BusinessRe: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by VaselineCrew: 11:19am On Sep 25, 2022
VaselineCrew:
See the review this rider left for me on indriver

What was my offense?

I simply asked her to confirm her name, and she just started shouting.

I knew I should have cancelled that trip from the beginning.

See the wicked lies she told
I still don't understand how a person can have such a wicked heart to type out all these lies, simply because I asked you to confirm your name before we start the ride.

The heart of man is indeed desperately wicked and we all need Jesus to break the wickedness and soften our hearts.

I almost cried reading all the lies she told.
BusinessRe: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by VaselineCrew: 11:03am On Sep 25, 2022
See the review this rider left for me on indriver

What was my offense?

I simply asked her to confirm her name, and she just started shouting.

I knew I should have cancelled that trip from the beginning.

See the wicked lies she told

BusinessRe: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by VaselineCrew:
Meanwhile, never use the wrong headlight bulbs for your car

I made a mistake of buying one from Oniru market that looked similar a while back and it didn't quite fit, so I sorta "jerry-rigged" it to fit.

Now that the bulb is out I wanted to replace it and insisted on finding the original bulb, only to realize that the bulb had come out of it's lock position (since it was never actually locked) and burned up the plastic locking housing.

Now the new, correct bulb will not stay and is also falling out and burning the plastic housing, since these bulbs are super duper hot.

Learn from my mistake.

If your car calls for Hb3 bulb, don't use Hb4 or whatever, just cause it looks similar.

Now I'm on to find the low beam lights (d4s), na wa for this avensis sha, all these lights are hard to find.

https://j.gifs.com/oZoVV3.gif
BusinessRe: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by VaselineCrew: 1:58pm On Sep 22, 2022
Guys please how long after your Bolt inspection expires will they block you?

Like a mugu, I emailed Bolt support to beg them for extension and the guy responded like a robot, saying "YOU WILL NOT BE ABLE TO DRIVE THIS CAR"

I was like, shoooo, na fight huh

huh
PoliticsRe: Lagos Starts Evacuation Of Drain Silt To Prevent Flooding (Pictures) by VaselineCrew: 10:06am On Sep 22, 2022
twilliamx:
The residents are the problem of Lagos.. There are actually infrastructures in place but people keep dumping filth in them...
You call open hole infrastructurehuh

You Nigerians need to travel out and see how things are done.

Gosh, I can’t deal abeg
PoliticsRe: Lagos Starts Evacuation Of Drain Silt To Prevent Flooding (Pictures) by VaselineCrew: 10:04am On Sep 22, 2022
Africans are just sooo daft

See people on this thread blaming others for throwing garbage in the drains.

If the drains were covered, how would garbage enterhuh


Think think think

You build road with open hole and you expect garbage not to enter the holehuh

Gosh, dumb neegahs
PoliticsSee Lastma Truck Following One Way! Will It Also Be Auctioned??? by VaselineCrew(op): 1:49am On Sep 17, 2022

BusinessRe: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by VaselineCrew:
ABEG HOUSE, MAKE UNA EPP ME ANSWER DIS QUESTION ABEG

Why is it that riders in Nigeria get angry anytime I ask them to please, "Confirm the Riders Name?"

Some passengers will just start shouting, like, "mtcheew, will I enter the wrong car?...", "I've already checked your plate number na...", "Na wa ooo...", "which one is this again..." ...

They would end up saying 1000 words in their rants, instead of just saying the 1 word that matters, THEIR NAME, sigh, sigh, sigh sad undecided undecided sad

There are the cool ones though that will just answer straight up and in turn ask for my name/drivers name and then we start the trip and roll.


Abeg, why are they so angry to tell the driver their name huh

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