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Politics › Nigeria Is Poor, Yet Our Leaders Are Richer Than Leaders Of Rich Nations by VaselineCrew(op): 9:37pm On Oct 18, 2022
Tinubu is the latest politician to remind the gullible masses that Nigeria is a poor nation, well at least for the poor masses.

For the government though, Nigeria is flowing with milk and honey as they live lavish rock-star lifestyles with funds meant to develop the nation.

They never even think of driving the likes of corolla, no, their eyes are always on benz, range rover and so on

They will give themselves billions of naira for Kitchen and food budgets, in a so called "poor country"

Their supporters are always in a hurry to agree with them though, nodding their heads like agama-lizards, saying, "yes, the country is poor"

Ok! So the country is poor, then why are your politicians riding in Maybachs and flying in private Jets?

So you have a poor household that can't feed, but you go an borrow money from bank to buy C-Class? I don't gerrit undecided

Politics › Re: Why Would You Stop A Rat From Eating Poison?? by VaselineCrew(op): 9:11pm On Oct 18, 2022
Or maybe Tinubu is thinking of using glue trap

Politics › Re: A Tale Of 2 Nigerians And 2 Tweets From Twitter. Captions. by VaselineCrew: 4:46am On Oct 18, 2022
I once joked that if a hurricane were to destroy half of Nigeria, the absentee president, Buhari, would not say a damn thing.

Urchins are here proving me right
Politics › Re: A Tale Of 2 Nigerians And 2 Tweets From Twitter. Captions. by VaselineCrew: 4:44am On Oct 18, 2022
plaindealer:
One is always about the good, progress, and development while the other is always obsessed with doom, deaths, calamities, destruction, and negativity.
I guess if you were in that flood, you would shun any media publicity that may save you or your property, but would rather be hailing seaport operation while drowning.
Politics › Tinubu Spent 8 Years As Governor Drawing Blueprints by VaselineCrew(op): 2:49am On Oct 18, 2022
Tinubu said, "I will spend these 8 years drawing blueprints for those that will come after me"

That is why even in the year 2050, the then Lagos Governor will be implementing "Tinubus Blueprint" and not their own.

Do you guys know what it means to spend 8 years working on blueprint huh You berrerr give the man mad props

Politics › Why Would You Stop A Rat From Eating Poison?? by VaselineCrew(op): 11:57pm On Oct 17, 2022
Why would you stop the "Church Rat" from eating poison though?

I thought normal people would want the rat to eat poison as per PEST CONTROL undecided

But Tinubu is trying to STOP THE RAT FROM EATING POISON angry

If you don't stop the Rat, won't it eat all the Agbado and stuvs huh

huh
Politics › Re: Blue Rail Line Gets Test-run Today In Lagos State. (video) by VaselineCrew: 8:14pm On Oct 14, 2022
LeoDeKing:
Boom, professional wailers, here comes yet another opportunity to insult the living daylight out of Tinubu.

Tinubu should explain to us why he didn't instruct Sanwo-Olu to establish this in Anambra.

This is what Peter Obi was planning to do in Anambra State but Tinubu stole and kept the money in bullion van.

Choi, Peter Obi is a very humble man who cares for the masses if not for Tinubu's greediness.


What a humble man. grin
Wayt am nor hundastand

I tot Tinuke was govnor in 1999 huh

bet Sa, we ah in 2022 Sa

Plees chek ouside
Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by VaselineCrew: 12:59pm On Sep 25, 2022
FASASI1:
No matter what she is passing through it doesn't warrant that kind of big lies, do you think the driver is not passing through shi** too huh We are all passing through one thing or the other but we must either be kind or learn to keep shut.
As in...

People would think that I did something to her, when in all honesty, I just asked her to confirm her name.

She started shouting that she has already seen me and my car.

I said it doesn't matter, cause a rider can pick out a car by license plate, color, make etc but a driver can't pick out a rider since they have never met before.

I now said I insist she give me her name or my name before we start the trip. She was still there hissing and hissing, before eventually mentioning my name.

All the signs were there, I should have cancelled immediately, knowing that this would be a terrible customer, plus she already had a terrible review, but I decided to plough through, cause I wanted to go on the trip.

How can only me be:

-A criminal?
-Rude?
-A bad driver?
-With a bad car?
-A driver that stopped her on the road
-A driver that increased the fare (on indriver again oooo, not bolt)
-Driving a car that smells of Fish
...

Only me huh

To me, she is the very definition of EVIL.

Her goal was to ruin my means of income, but God pass her, God pass her!!
Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by VaselineCrew: 12:53pm On Sep 25, 2022
pope191:
They may not... Indriver is raving mad lately.

Wrt to Vaselinecrew, they are 3 sides to a story... I have seen how mean people can be, but this kind of rider starts with her rating and number of completed trips. There's a lady a used or might still pick inside omole phase 2. She's the fanzing type, said so cos I've lost count the number of times I've picked her and we both still form official and act like we've never seen each other before. During the period when Berger traffic used to be tick, we had serious argument on where to take and I stood my ground. She was just on phone reporting the driver to her friends, I didn't take it personal because I knew she wasn't like that, maybe that morning just got her best, but that marked the last time I pick her trip.

If I see a rider with 4.5 upwards with like 30 trips acting up, I tend to soft on them, something maybe wrong. You see 3. With 15 trips downwards, nah to be careful around them or don't pick such trip.
Her rating was 3.9 at the time I picked her up.

I am never taking anyone ever again with a rating below 4.0

I just thought, well maybe her rating didn't matter, but it did! It sooooo did!
Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by VaselineCrew: 12:51pm On Sep 25, 2022
donfortune48:
Write indriver immediately and explain.

They will delete it.
I just did after reading your response, but they said they can't remove the review, but will look into it.
Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by VaselineCrew: 11:19am On Sep 25, 2022
VaselineCrew:
See the review this rider left for me on indriver

What was my offense?

I simply asked her to confirm her name, and she just started shouting.

I knew I should have cancelled that trip from the beginning.

See the wicked lies she told
I still don't understand how a person can have such a wicked heart to type out all these lies, simply because I asked you to confirm your name before we start the ride.

The heart of man is indeed desperately wicked and we all need Jesus to break the wickedness and soften our hearts.

I almost cried reading all the lies she told.
Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by VaselineCrew: 11:03am On Sep 25, 2022
See the review this rider left for me on indriver

What was my offense?

I simply asked her to confirm her name, and she just started shouting.

I knew I should have cancelled that trip from the beginning.

See the wicked lies she told

Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by VaselineCrew:
Meanwhile, never use the wrong headlight bulbs for your car

I made a mistake of buying one from Oniru market that looked similar a while back and it didn't quite fit, so I sorta "jerry-rigged" it to fit.

Now that the bulb is out I wanted to replace it and insisted on finding the original bulb, only to realize that the bulb had come out of it's lock position (since it was never actually locked) and burned up the plastic locking housing.

Now the new, correct bulb will not stay and is also falling out and burning the plastic housing, since these bulbs are super duper hot.

Learn from my mistake.

If your car calls for Hb3 bulb, don't use Hb4 or whatever, just cause it looks similar.

Now I'm on to find the low beam lights (d4s), na wa for this avensis sha, all these lights are hard to find.

https://j.gifs.com/oZoVV3.gif
Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by VaselineCrew: 1:58pm On Sep 22, 2022
Guys please how long after your Bolt inspection expires will they block you?

Like a mugu, I emailed Bolt support to beg them for extension and the guy responded like a robot, saying "YOU WILL NOT BE ABLE TO DRIVE THIS CAR"

I was like, shoooo, na fight huh

huh
Politics › Re: Lagos Starts Evacuation Of Drain Silt To Prevent Flooding (Pictures) by VaselineCrew: 10:06am On Sep 22, 2022
twilliamx:
The residents are the problem of Lagos.. There are actually infrastructures in place but people keep dumping filth in them...
You call open hole infrastructurehuh

You Nigerians need to travel out and see how things are done.

Gosh, I can’t deal abeg
Politics › Re: Lagos Starts Evacuation Of Drain Silt To Prevent Flooding (Pictures) by VaselineCrew: 10:04am On Sep 22, 2022
Africans are just sooo daft

See people on this thread blaming others for throwing garbage in the drains.

If the drains were covered, how would garbage enterhuh


Think think think

You build road with open hole and you expect garbage not to enter the holehuh

Gosh, dumb neegahs
Politics › See Lastma Truck Following One Way! Will It Also Be Auctioned??? by VaselineCrew(op): 1:49am On Sep 17, 2022

Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by VaselineCrew:
ABEG HOUSE, MAKE UNA EPP ME ANSWER DIS QUESTION ABEG

Why is it that riders in Nigeria get angry anytime I ask them to please, "Confirm the Riders Name?"

Some passengers will just start shouting, like, "mtcheew, will I enter the wrong car?...", "I've already checked your plate number na...", "Na wa ooo...", "which one is this again..." ...

They would end up saying 1000 words in their rants, instead of just saying the 1 word that matters, THEIR NAME, sigh, sigh, sigh sad undecided undecided sad

There are the cool ones though that will just answer straight up and in turn ask for my name/drivers name and then we start the trip and roll.


Abeg, why are they so angry to tell the driver their name huh
Politics › Re: Energy Transition Plan: Osinbajo Leads FG Delegation To USA by VaselineCrew: 8:25am On Aug 31, 2022
Una never give your citizens 24 hours light, na so una won begin dey "TRANSITION"

Transition to what Mbanu huh

Penarity, eh, Penarity, eh, Penarity, eh.. Priorities, eh, Priorities, eh, Priorities, eh...
Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by VaselineCrew: 5:25pm On Aug 29, 2022
deedee44:
Mine opened without any issue
Yeah, my issue has been resolved bro!
Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by VaselineCrew: 12:13pm On Aug 29, 2022
VaselineCrew:
Good morning crew!

Please I can't access my indriver account. Is anyone else going through this?

The screen shows new driver registration when you launch the app
UPDATE!!

To any driver that may be going through this like I did the past day or 2, the solution is simply to update your app on the app store or maybe google play (don't really know about android).

I updated my app and now my indriver account is back.

Good day guys, wishing you all a great week ahead.
Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by VaselineCrew: 10:34am On Aug 29, 2022
Good morning crew!

Please I can't access my indriver account. Is anyone else going through this?

The screen shows new driver registration when you launch the app
Politics › Re: Nigerians Love To Suffer by VaselineCrew(op): 12:35pm On Aug 27, 2022
blazingblender:
Just say those people like to suffer...
We know them
And they know themselves
They are amongst every tribe, they are in Delta, Anambra, Lagos, Ogun, Kano...

It’s weird men, to want to suffer for one useless politician.
Politics › Re: Nigerians Love To Suffer by VaselineCrew(op): 12:34pm On Aug 27, 2022
Jennifer663:
Exactly
And yet they won't have sense.
I really don’t get it
Politics › Nigerians Love To Suffer by VaselineCrew(op): 11:56am On Aug 27, 2022
That’s why you can still have Tinubu supporters anywhere.

See the pic of the guy below that entered gutter to support Buharis second tenure after the failed first tenure.

Doesn’t this guy love to suffer?

He voluntarily entered gutter with smelly poo, pee, algae and all other concoctions of Bacteria, just to support a FAILED PRESIDENT.

Does he care about Dollar rate? About Electricity? About foreign policy? About education?...

It’s funny and sad to me that after Nigeria has suffered so much, people would still want the suffering t continue.

See the amount of people I saw 2 days ago waiting for food from a church, all looking tired and stressed, yet others like them want to continue the suffering.

God have mercy on you guys

Politics › Re: What Is Tinubus Source Of Wealth? We Know Elon, Gates, Jay-z,... by VaselineCrew(op): 10:04am On Aug 26, 2022
Nobody could come up with Tinubus source of wealth?

How did a former governor become richer than a STATE in Nigeria huh

huh
Politics › Re: Keyamo: Tinubu’s Track Record Stands Him Above Atiku, Obi by VaselineCrew: 10:01am On Aug 26, 2022
[quote author=omoharry post=116068496]propaganda? Have you not seem videos of him been supported while he moves ? Why are you guys like this ...? You saw a vibrant Osibanjo and rooted for this old and frail man .. Like I said , maybe you are enjoying somewhere and writing these lies. [/quote

They love to suffer bro

Their goal is to make sure Nigerians suffer and die of poverty
Politics › Re: Keyamo: Tinubu’s Track Record Stands Him Above Atiku, Obi by VaselineCrew: 9:59am On Aug 26, 2022
omoharry:
oga, Nigeria is at its lowest & too fragile to be left in the hand of an old frail & sick man, that need support to move around . Haba! What is wrong with you guys self ? You saw Osibanjo and said it Tinubu that should be president.
Have we not suffered enough?. I think we are not ready yet to fix this country as it looks like we allow sentiment to crowed our good sense of judgement. Sey suffer never tire una .This was how you guys went on about Buhari,who was old with no good track record from his reign in the 80s. Now both those that voted and those that did not are all suffering untold hardship because you people refused to think for yourself. If after what we have gone through in the hands of Buhari and his age related illnesses, which has prevented him from presiding over the nation as he should. And Ur likes are still rooting for another Old ,frail and sick man, then something must be wrong with some of u Nigerians. ..I am serious.
There is a lot wrong with Nigerians bro!

The love to suffer, it's in their blood.
Politics › Re: Can Lagos Ever Be As Organized As Pre-tinubu Era??? by VaselineCrew(op): 8:25am On Aug 25, 2022
Michelle70:
Wont those people label the enforcers bad and bring all sort of lies just to score cheap point?

U have to look at it both ways.

Are the people ready to put differences and respect constituted authority?

If u destroy their buckets for not obeying orders, wont they call it witch hunting?

BTW, i think Nigerians are unruly set of people who do not respect orders.

U can imagine what happened in the jollof match between ghana and Naija.
Omo, this country no get people weh deh respect laws.
If u get mind, then live in Lagos.
if u dont, then go to other parts of the country
Yes indeed! We are a lawless people now.

However, it doesn't mean we must remain so. Have you noticed that non of the candidates have even mentioned anything about Law and Order? It's as if it is not important to Nigerians sha, chai!

When Trump was campaigning, he mention ORDER sooo many times, I lost count. You don't have to be a fan of Trump or Biden to see that ORDER is valued in their society.

I believe it would take even just one leader sef, that is obsessed with ORDER to start to order an ORDERED change.
Politics › Re: Can Lagos Ever Be As Organized As Pre-tinubu Era??? by VaselineCrew(op): 7:39am On Aug 25, 2022
Michelle70:
except those that came with the buckets arent respecting the order that was created before they came
Then your enforcers should ENFORCE the ORDER, why is that so hardhuh

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