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PoliticsRe: Vote - Who Will Win The Presidential Election : Opinion Pool by VaselineCrew: 10:15am On Feb 15, 2019
I'm yet to figure out Nigerians honestly.

Buhari and Atiku ruled you and you father and both failed. Yet all of you are still screaming for them.

At what point during Buhari or Atikus rule could we say Nigeria was a great country?

Have we ever competed in Technology? Health Sector? Housing? Can we produce our own weaponshuh

why are you guys like this?
PoliticsGive Reasons Why You Will Be Voting For Your Candidate by VaselineCrew(op): 12:00am On Feb 14, 2019
My candidate is Sowore

Reasons to vote for him:

- He has done more interviews and town hall meetings that all other candidates

- He has a Masters degree in Public Administration from one of the best universities in the world

- He has vowed to pay Federal workers a living minimum wage of N100,000.

- He has fought corruption in almost every government from Abachas time to Buharis time.

- He has shown the ability to create a successful business, being the founder of SaharaReporters

...




Who is your own candidate and why will you be voting for him?
PoliticsRe: Peace Accord: Caption This Buhari And Atiku Picture by VaselineCrew: 11:51pm On Feb 13, 2019
So Nigerians are to choose between these twohuh

God forbid
PoliticsRe: 'No Doubt We're Winning' — Sowore Says Saturday's Election Will Shock Nigerians. by VaselineCrew: 6:53pm On Feb 13, 2019
On this thread, you can spot the people that hate Nigeria, they are the ones supporting Buhari the coup plotter, or Atiku, the enricher of friends.

How can Nigerians still be this naivehuh
PoliticsRe: Pic: Atiku Waving At Empty Stands At TBS In Lagos? by VaselineCrew: 5:36pm On Feb 12, 2019
[color=#8e44ad]SOWORE 2019[/color]

TravelRe: The Return Of Parked Trucks On Bridges In Lagos (PHOTOS) by VaselineCrew: 5:53pm On Feb 11, 2019
frowland:
Autojosh, its a temporary traffic regulation from state government. You need to make your research properly. All those trucks you see there are waiting for their turn before they head to their destination to avoid getting Apapa locked.
With proper planning, they wouldn't need to park on the road brah!

Even if it means clearing some jungle somewhere to give them open parking space and then employing time regulated pickups at the port.

It can be done, they don't have to park on a two lane road, leaving only one lane available for millions of drivers.
PoliticsRe: Davido Is Atikulating The Good People Of Port Hacourt - Dele Momodu Shares Video by VaselineCrew: 4:13pm On Feb 11, 2019
[color=#2980b9]I wonder if Fela Kuti would endorse APC and PDP instead of the likes of Sowore. [/color]


Felas lyrics:

Every day – for house
Every day – for road
Every day – for bus
Every day – for work
My people my people my people
Every day my people inside bus
CHORUS: Suffering and smiling
Forty-nine sitting forty-nine standing
CHORUS: Suffering and smiling
Them go pack themselves in like sardine
CHORUS: Suffering and smiling
Them dey faint, them dey wake like cock
CHORUS: Suffering and smiling
Them go reach house water no dey
CHORUS: Suffering and smiling
Them go reach bed power no dey
CHORUS: Suffering and smiling
Them go reach road go-slow go come
CHORUS: Suffering and smiling
Them go reach road police go slap
CHORUS: Suffering and smiling
Them go reach road army go whip
CHORUS: Suffering and smiling
Them go look pocket money no dey
CHORUS: Suffering and smiling
Every day na the same thing
CHORUS: Suffering and smiling



Davido lyrics:

My mama ju’badi, baby oya ju’badi
: My mama shake your waist, oya shake your waist
Dancia for me my baby for me, oya ju’badi
My mama ju’badi, baby oya ju’badi
Can you whine it for me my baby for me, oya ju’badi
Nwanyi oma, omalicha, you are my brand new one, you be chacha
: Fair lady, beautiful lady, you are my brand new one, you be chacha
Nwanyi oma, mamacita, come into my room, make we roma
Nwanyi oma, you are not normal,
belly dancer, fire dancer
Nwanyi Oma, you’re my oh my, be my woman
PoliticsRe: Davido Performs At Pdp Presidential Campaign Rally, Hails Atiku (Photos) by VaselineCrew: 4:11pm On Feb 11, 2019
I wonder what Fela would have said about the same Atiku that Davido is here supporting, just cause it's politically expedient for him, never minding how this affects the country.

Nigerians, Una mumu neva doohuh

Una mumu neva dooo?


Una mumu neva dooooooooooooooooooohuh?



Shun Buhari and Atiku, haba, what is wrong with una na? Una mumu neva do?
PoliticsRe: Sowore 2019: See The Difference Between Lagos Train Station And Kenya Station by VaselineCrew(op): 4:08pm On Feb 11, 2019
PromixTuhh:
Nigerians, especially the youths, are very unserious people. They are not ready for change. Otherwise they wouldn't be contemplating between APC and PDP.



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1njV4igMuY4
It pains me bro! I watched your video, it's soooo sad cry
PoliticsSowore 2019: Why Can't Nigerian Citizens Tour The Presidential Villa, Aso Rock? by VaselineCrew(op): 4:07pm On Feb 11, 2019
In most developed countries, you can tour their Senate Houses, Presidential Houses, even Palatial Houses.

You can buy tickets to tour the Buckingham Palace here:
https://buckinghampalace.londonpass.com/tickets.html

You can buy tickets to tour the White House here:
https://www.viator.com/Washington-DC-attractions/White-House/d657-a1102?mcid=28353&tsem=true&supci=-1274941420&supag=49352967084&supsc=kwd-299084319974&supai=270184646299&supap=1t3&supdv=c&supnt=g&supti=kwd-299084319974&suplp=1010294&supli=&gclid=EAIaIQobChMIxe24wPmz4AIVhLHtCh1aBQF-EAAYAyAAEgLBxfD_BwE

You can buy Aso Rock tour tickets Here: undecided


That's right, there is no place to buy aso rock tour tickets, cause tours do not exist. So why can't we tour the Aso rock villahuh

Do you know that these tours also provide a means of funding our budgets? A means of even maintaining the buildings, hence eliminating the cost of building maintenance in our budgets.

That's why we Nigerians, by the grace of Almighty God, must say NO!!!!!! No to these Analog politicians. All they care about is oil.

Even Dubai realized that Oil would loose it's value in the future and transformed their WHOLE COUNTRY into a tourist site, now their income from tourism rivals that of their Oil.


Please Nigerians, think outside the box. Vote Sowore 2019 and Lets have a black run country that we can be proud of.

Let us become the real GIANT OF AFRICA, not just in name alone.
PoliticsRe: Vote A New Nigeria: Our Politicians Don't Even Put Lane Markings On Our Roads. by VaselineCrew(op): 3:54pm On Feb 11, 2019
SmellingAnus:
I perfectly agree with you that's why I am not a fan of Atiku neither am I a fan of this failed Government... I will rather waste my vote and vote for Chike Ukaegbu who is the youngest Presidential Aspirant amongst them...
lol, but vote Sowore or Moghalu instead.

Together we can do it!!
PoliticsSowore 2019: See The Difference Between Lagos Train Station And Kenya Station by VaselineCrew(op): 3:53pm On Feb 11, 2019
Nigeria Train Station

https://www.vancouversun.com/cms/binary/8189879.jpg


Kenya Train Station

https://www.sgrconsult.co.ke/images/sliders/Nairobi-Terminus.jpg



Let's take our country back!

Sowore 2019
PoliticsRe: 2019 Election: The Time To Do Away With Old Leaders Is Now ― Sowore by VaselineCrew: 3:51pm On Feb 11, 2019
Lets vote for Sowore! We can all have a better country with the most educated president in our History.


BTW, See train station of APC and PDP in Nigeria vs Train station in Kenya


Nigeria Train Station

https://www.vancouversun.com/cms/binary/8189879.jpg


Kenya Train Station

https://www.sgrconsult.co.ke/images/sliders/Nairobi-Terminus.jpg



Don't we deserve good things in Nigeria? Don't you deserve a good life as a Nigerian citizen? Why do you think only Buhari and Atiku is your choice?

Meanwhile, I heard the trailers are back on Lagos roads, sigh undecided

cry cry
PoliticsRe: Vote A New Nigeria: Our Politicians Don't Even Put Lane Markings On Our Roads. by VaselineCrew(op): 12:58pm On Feb 11, 2019
SmellingAnus:
Even Vaseline Crews dey vex... Thumps up... Lol
We can't go on like this bro! Ordinary to use paint to mark all roads, they can't. Even if it means using cheap labour instead of machines to do the markings, they still can't! What kind of demons are theyhuh

Imagine doing a driving test, or class in Nigeria, what will they teach you about markings on the road. Would they know what a yellow line means? would the instructor even have come across a yellow line in his driving while in Naijahuh

These APC and PDP guys are very wicked to us. You see how they cleared tankers in Lagos withing 24hours? Something that was PAINING Lagosians for years, they just cleared it quickly for themselves. So no one can tell me we cant do things right in Nigeria! They are just wicked!
PoliticsRe: Vote A New Nigeria: Our Politicians Don't Even Put Lane Markings On Our Roads. by VaselineCrew(op): 12:48pm On Feb 11, 2019
How can we even standardize driving rules when the roads themselves are not standardized?

Please Nigerians, think, we can have good things with the right people like Sowore there.

These things are not too difficult to implement, especially basic things like clear road markings, but as you can see, even in these small things, they don't care about us.

Remember that the person that can't handle small things can't possibly handle big things. So if they can't even handle small things like lane markings then how can they manage bigger things like the country at largehuh

PoliticsRe: Vote A New Nigeria: Our Politicians Don't Even Put Lane Markings On Our Roads. by VaselineCrew(op): 12:45pm On Feb 11, 2019
Compare that to countries were things work.

Note these are not video game pics, but real life pics

PoliticsVote A New Nigeria: Our Politicians Don't Even Put Lane Markings On Our Roads. by VaselineCrew(op): 12:43pm On Feb 11, 2019
Please Nigerians, enough with analog politicians please!! These guys don't even care enough to place road markings on our roads.

Even if you haven't travelled overseas to a country were things work, you would have at least played a video game to see what standardized road markings should look like. You may have played GTA, Gran Turismo... or even those handheld "left and right" car games, were you switch lanes using the left and right buttons.

These things can exist in Nigeria with the right people in charge, not all these analog rulers in Buhari and Atiku that don't care about the masses and roads, when they can just fly over you in their helicopters/jets and bypass the roads.

Take a look at some Major Nigerians roads that are completely bereft of any type of lane markings whatsoever

PoliticsRe: APC Presidential Campaign Rally In Lagos (Live Updates, Pictures, Videos) by VaselineCrew: 10:23am On Feb 09, 2019
Omeokachie:
Pickpockets and Agberos grin

They shouldn't stab themselves again with "makenje" this time o cheesy
Imagine going to all these rallies with Iphone XS and apple watch shocked

mba, no!
PoliticsRe: Just In: Court Orders Arrest Of CCB Chairman Over El Rufai's Assets Declaration by VaselineCrew: 9:11pm On Feb 08, 2019
hmmm, will Buhari Police complyhuh
PoliticsReview Of Train Ride In 2015! Built By GEJ! by VaselineCrew(op): 9:05pm On Feb 08, 2019
Below is a 12 page thread detailing someones travel experience with the trains GEJ constructed in 2015

https://www.nairaland.com/2077558/unforgettable-train-experience-pictures

I am no fan of PDP but credit for these trains must be ascribed to GEJ.

Do you remember at the time that the now minister of information, Ameachi, said publicly that he didn't even know that Nigeria had trains? lol. So Buhari appointed a minster of transportation that hadn't even done 10% of his homework in not knowing that trains were operational in Nigeria.

Anyways, please these zombies should show us a good project initiated by Buhari

TravelRe: My Unforgettable Train Experience. Pictures. by VaselineCrew: 8:51pm On Feb 08, 2019
who remembers thishuh
PoliticsRe: PHOTOS: Comparison Of GEJ New Trains With Trains From Other Countries by VaselineCrew: 8:49pm On Feb 08, 2019
What is the difference between the trains then and nowhuh
PoliticsSee What Sowore Wants To Do To Nigeria by VaselineCrew(op): 8:01pm On Feb 08, 2019
PoliticsRe: Presidential Campaign: See How Parked Trailers Vanished From Bridges In Lagos by VaselineCrew: 5:51pm On Feb 08, 2019
Dbestofmasquar:
This is good, room for good ventilation and cleaning-ness has been open.. please don't let it be eye service alone. maintain it
Are you sure you are okay?
PoliticsRe: Presidential Campaign: See How Parked Trailers Vanished From Bridges In Lagos by VaselineCrew: 5:50pm On Feb 08, 2019
You guys all know the problems, Yet if I mention Sowore here, you will all start defending the same people that destroyed the country.

What kind of behaviour is thathuh

You can see for instance that bridges can be cleared in Lagos and by extension, Law and order can be maintained, even fvcking danfo drivers can be brought to order.

All these good things, you can have, but yet you will carry your own hand and go and pick bad thing, then still complain laterhuh

Madness!!!!!!!!!
PoliticsRe: Presidential Campaign: See How Parked Trailers Vanished From Bridges In Lagos by VaselineCrew: 5:47pm On Feb 08, 2019
Black man sha, na wa

You know what to do but wont do it, sigh
TravelRe: Reactions As Trailers Disappear On Lagos Roads Ahead Of Buhari’s Visit (photos by VaselineCrew: 5:41pm On Feb 08, 2019
very wicked people

You see why we need the likes of Sowore, not Buhari or Atiku

Those guys don't care about you, how many times must you be toldhuh
PoliticsRe: APC Presidential Campaign Spokesperson Doesn't Know The Name Of U.S.A President by VaselineCrew(op): 12:33pm On Feb 08, 2019
sarrki:
Seriously Pdp online urchins don’t know how to play politics

Politics is local

Must he know the name of America president?
They receive aid from U.S but don't know the president namehuh
PoliticsAPC Presidential Campaign Spokesperson Doesn't Know The Name Of U.S.A President by VaselineCrew(op): 9:32pm On Feb 07, 2019
Chai, is everyone in APC dull or whathuh

Time mark is 5:20 if you don't want to watch the whole thing


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aNegGmdZfCw
PoliticsRe: No One Can Islamize Nigeria, Osinbajo Declares by VaselineCrew: 4:18pm On Feb 07, 2019
Then why is there already Sharia in most Northern states?

Abi what do you think islamization meanshuh
Foreign AffairsZambia's First Lady Takes 25 Man Team To Receive 4 Used Fire Trucks In U.S.A by VaselineCrew(op): 4:15pm On Feb 07, 2019
Just see how Africans are always uselessing demselves.

So Zambian first lady took a team of 25 delegates to receive 4 second hand 1980s fire trucks, which a station in the U.S.A was DONATING to them.

Just imagine, 25 PEOPLE!!!!!!

By Adeolas modest calculation in the video below, that's over $100,000 and by my own calculation, it's over $300,000 spent just to go to U.S.A and receive 4 used fire trucks.

How do these leaders in Africa even think and how do they get elected?


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TTvEjWlEQNM
PoliticsRe: Obasanjo’s Govt Knew, Protected, Rewarded Those Who Murdered Bola Ige – Soyinka by VaselineCrew: 11:15am On Feb 07, 2019
Slynation:
Yea... don't worry Atiku will definitely make him the Minister of Sport grin
no laughing matter bro, although that was kinda funny

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