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BESTIE.... abeg na who get dat picture of bestie tin mk he upload am so dat op go learn from d pics its self.

Millenniumlady:
You fvcked up big time sometimes we ladies love it when you woo us like 4/6times before we'll give in better tell the new girl that you're already in a relationship before she came go back to her friend for peace to rain

4 to 6 times my sister... Haaa, fear God o.. wen no be u be d only girl 4 dis world wey i go come woo u 4 to 6 times..... If you write exam 4 to 6 times and u fail no be suicide remain ni..... 4 to 6 times fah.. upon dat she go still dey form then u go increase am to 10times bah..... okay o, make we dey see

PrettyPrint:
Mtcheeeeew.


She want to use her money to travel down to come see you and you're still makin demands. Instead of you to even encourage her by helping with expenses.


Besides, I think you're just after your own selfish, yahoo interest. Good thing she's cutting you off

you dey mind this op wey head resemble soccer ball own.... demanding things from her like say na u send her money to use buy all the stuff come.. She's is smarter than op.

heykims:
That's why u can't compare children mortality of then to now.

children of now re aje butter.

heykims:
Guy u wicked o, herbal medicine at this tender age

as far as 1970's wetin mother's dey gv thier young childern abeg..... see u, herbs is good only if u follow the preside instructions..... So truly, let him visit an herbal shop for his baby soloution..... me wey dey drink agbo since wen i was a year old i never die till today.

your dick is big while her pussy is small bah... make una continue...but sha no go tear d girl pussycat with ur iron rod... notin person no go hear 4 9ja

Boeing 747-8 will be dancing by now... no competition again from it's rival.

Don't really know what is wrong with sum people honestly speaking.. the product u bought had on its description the way to used the product but bcus of how fast u wanted the result, now u av unleash sometin else on ur skin... Well, just see a dermatologist to help suit ur case out. God help u bro.

dem don dey come gv u bowl job....na dem dem in d night na...

which service u wan go render...wetin u dey sell... hope no be wetin average nigerian man dey tink o.... wahala dey onitsha o

pDudd:
You sure nor be you kill am

Ghosts don't disturb someone for no reason.

Looks like she is inviting you to escort her to where she is going.

see you... ghost don't disturb someone for no reason... my brother, wen a house is been hunted by a ghost enh no matter who lives inthat compound, d ghost will alwys torment u... mayb dem dey see am as play

she don get god father... if u knw u knw....small girl big god

Froshloaded:
I don't think this story is true




Anyways, tell your wife about it

Truth or fake, op life dey hang ontop mango tree.... i pray make fulani men no cut am gv their cow.

She don register u put for association of Village people.... So u go become manager.

Dear op, the same way Jesus christ said on the cross ''IT IS FINISH'', op walia u are finish.... the next step she will take is how she will seduce her ex to have intercourse with her and after that buys rat poison of 20naira and send u off track.
You knew her ex was in dat area nd u still rent an apartment there... what assurance do u av that her ex isn't eating her suya all along... nawa o... notin Angels no go write for book of life tire.

She ask u to raise money for her to travel out of the country and you still call that WIFE?... Let me ask u dear Op, does she have any relatives staying outside d country or she just woke up from her sleep nd said she wants to travel out.... las las na kpesu she go dey sell 4 outside nd btw 3 to 4 months she will cut u off d track nd u will b left alone....

Use ur brain Op, you re d man of d house... mayb her friends or some1 is pushing her to do this or perhaps she is jealous of someone else wife.

And about you hitting her or beating her up then saying it wasn't intentionally is a big Bleep up, apologize to her but remember in the record; you av beaten your wife before period.

Op, na u cause dis wahala 4 ur self.... u shud av taken d injection (tetanus) at d first place jeje... mayb all dis wudnt av occur. But i no blame u.. na typical Nigerian mentality we get... we love to joke with tinz no matter hw small dey are.


Abt d introvet stuff of a tin, 4get dat one... jst find solution to ur hand b4 e go enter make dem cut d hand off... i don talk my own o..Village people don get 3digits of ur password, e remain d last digit.. Gbe body e b4 dem go get d last digit.... tor

omoburuku:
Boss,abeg o,na only two o.

Bleep up don dey bdat na... how u go get only 2 pink balls... Na lie, i no belive u.... me wan play d balls till e burst 4 every part

omoburuku:
Na my balls una want take play soccer.

you see say u self call am 'balls' which means say u get d pink balls plenty... na just 2 we need alone.... we go play d ball till e burst... lol

StacyO:
They call it bangalee First time I'm seeing that "dog meat"

bangalee... sounds like Bangladesh... lol Abeg we wey no dey like face front nko, Make bangalee no bang us sha

Fabulouzjoseph:
Ewo i never play pink ball before ooo
e go sweet fah.

lol,dem say the ball dey soft like felele

Fabulouzjoseph:
Can we see the pink balls

me i dey find pink ball b4 wey we wan use play match on friday.

StacyO:
Don't mind them.

Dog meat lol . What else haven't I seen or read on nairaland??

seriously, ''face front so that corona won't bang u''.... This ur twitter handle weak me o... Notin average Nigerian man no go see 4 gate.... lol.... wen corona start to dey bang. lol



And people wey dey form dog meat dey o... lol, some dey force cow meat self...

illicit:
What does outrage mean again

i tire o.... wen no be fight people dey fight as dem see d birds.....

Useless guys forming dog meat here.... You no fit wash ur own mama pants bah but if na ur girl friend own, u go wash am sharp sharp still gv her head on top bed....

CoronaVirusRelo:
您现在需要的是一份工作。

你太闲了

Dear Op, this chinese words means that ur life dey on top banana tree... wise up man..... i don interprete am

what of we wey dey do bricklayer work nko... dat means na dirty person dem go label us...... As 4 dat werey wey talk say dog better pass person enh, i 4 beat am black nd blue den off my uniform gv them.... na dat one dem dey call Do me I do u.

smat101:
It's the cement that caused it...
Rub vasline or any oily cream before working.. and buy a plastic hand gloves it's worth it...

thnks broi really appreciate

if u put hand 4 tortoise hole, e no dey come out again o... if u knw u knw

something wey dey happen to me many times.. Op u don't need to be scared.... it only happens wen one is in a deep sleep.

haaaa, wahala dey o.... e don close d hole