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Slawormir:
Damnnnnn niggarrr
What da fuckkkk! Nor be only swazzi na Arnold Schwarzenegger! Low budget asss artiste


Be a real niggarrr
That girl posses the slim body that represents the true beauty of a woman
Let me tell you a secret
Slim girls are the most beautiful in every thing
They are clean down there without odour because their thigh is slim enough not to choke thier vagina
Thier camel toe or rather the outline of thier labia majora in tightly fitted clothes like leggings is too sexy and beautiful
Talk about deepness...they are deep down there and can accommodate anything that comes in
Tell them to sit on you during coitus...they will give you a sweet ride and wet your dickkk with both foaming, watery, sticky and slippery liquid

Phd in wetin u get abeg..... let me guess.... p.h.d in women affairs

See we are all tired jare.... Nigerians are confused.... some will say let sch resume while some will say sch shouldn't resume.... bunch of confused human's....... Any body wey coro wan kill make e kill am make we rest abeg.... But don't blame the govt for ur misfortune o.......... because the govt are also human's..........

South korea reopened sch and after 2 weeks what happened....
Israel reopened sch and after a week what happened.....This are advanced countries o...... Now Nigeria wants to do copy copy....... let's wait and see what happens at last....... Me don already tell my padi them say as u dey come from lag so just dey ur day make i dey my day too.... no hug me or try touch me unless we go land for aso rock

mtcheew, wey the lady for dey happy say Minister of greetings dey greet her... lol

ukpahu:
Hear my story. I am Igala by tribe. When i was in the village this thing happen more than 12 years ago.

A lady i was dating then got pregnant and she told me about it, then i asked her what's the next step, she told me that she will abort the baby. One month later, another story that she will not give me the baby because my mother doesn't like her.

Before she gave birth to the baby, i traveled to town and got work in one of the federal universities. I spent two years without going back to the village. The last time i traveled to village, i noticed that she is married to another man with two children o. I asked her of my baby, she told me to divorce my wife and marry her before she can give my baby or if i try any thing funy she is going to charm me.

I told my uncle about it, he told me to forget about the baby that God has already given me a good wife and three children.

This whole thing is giving me sleepless night. I can't sleep. I am always thinking of my baby and my wife is noticing some changes in me.

Please what will i do? Should i take legal action on her? pls advice me ooooo. The woman is my first love, i will continue to love her till i die. She is the only woman i ever loved, even more than my wife. I love this woman but she cost me pain.

You are a confused soul roaming alone in the wilderness.. You don't even know what you want.. Bro, sit back and take a cool drink and rethink again and again and again..... you will see that you are surrounded by ur own shattered memories......

You don't love ur wife but u love ur baby mama. She doesn't want to give you the baby except u marry her even after knowing she is married with 2 kids. She threaten to charm u and yet you want to take legal action on her.... Now you are here on NL seeking advice from us.....

R. I. P in advance...

Ibkay32:
Bros how old are you
you sure say you they okay
how this con change ur life ??

My broda i tire o.... inside dis corona person no fit rest in peace again... him talk am say him mama ruin him life like say na one kind serious matter..... nawa o, ogogoro no good.

Back to your story, How did your mom then ruin ur life..... bcus you only told us an incident that happened when u were 17 and with ur write up, she only accused you....i didn't see how that should ruin ur life..... Or hope it's not what am thinking..... Na 14yrs jail term o.

girls can never be contented with wat they have... imagine cuppy leaving arsenal for man-u just bcus dey flog dey season..... Nawa o, na so dem go dey jump from guys to guys.

No be sleg hammer i dey see so ni.. dis boys no get pity at all...... na wa o

Dreyton36:
Frustrated people everywhere

hahaha

ForestHill:
You just called him lazy? Aww!

lol

truly, you are high on weed..... You no get work i swear.... lazy youth

greall12:
Shut up! Jesus PA, it earlier Monday pls. Bye.

see dis werey

SOPoftoday:
May The creator forgive him and Let him Rest In Peace

The creator does not forgive the dead bro.... He has given us enough time to seek the right path while been alive.
So pls stop all dis creator forgive him nd so..... The question should be Has he ask God for his mercy b4 he died?.

Made4naijalove:
This girl main boyfriend, will be crying by now

olosho dey get main boy friend ni

To jog na by force ni... jogging no be moimoi

This one ghost go show people pepper 4 neighborhood o..

500k plus.... Abeg say u dey whyne me ni

toseman:
Bro,go to your bank and report him that he frauded you, your bank will tell you what to do.

Gbam,but he go bring court report, police report and blah blah blah.... but if he can do all dat then the scammer is finish.

Chemicalboy1:
They do worst dan killing.... Scam victims end up in depression and some commit suicide,80% of their victims are retired old men who spent dey live working jux to retire get paid and lose the money to scammers.

30% of ds ppl commit suicide....If u knw wat PTSD or deep depression is,u would prefer death dan face such......

abeg na why u go dey follow this musu talk na.. person wey no understand wetin life be... He thought is easy to get scammed..... useless bunch of lazy youth.

GemUnique:
She's physical developed, she get followers, she get stunning shape
All that one na saka


Shey she get sense abi na just sweet sixteen

Soon billionaire snatcher go come for her to marry her..... dat man like sweet sixteen die.

Na like this e dey start until d bush animal kill him wife one day come blame devil.

legallyCJ:
Soon all the wildlife in Nigeria will only be found in textbooks.

textbook ko Notebook ni..... wetin God create animals for abeg....

this op is werey, would av gotten her an iphone wen ur sis/bro never use iPhone b4..... she never play u yet, she go soon score you 4 goal post.

na d part 2 i dey wait for...

Adunny07:
Please I just really need someone to talk to about this and I will like your candid advise..

So since my older sister got married I always come to her house and spend few weeks or months and go back. Al·through my university days, whenever school is not in session I always come down here to spend time with her and her husband.

Truth be told the husband is a very nice man and has helped me always financially, anytime I come here once my sister welcomes me the first day like this, from the second day she leaves all her house chores for me, I mean everything and she just relaxes. At times I get really tired and don't even feel like doing those chores but because most times when I come visiting she is heavy ( pregnant) so most times I just help her...

Thing is my sister doesn't appreciate all my effort, most times she complains self its the hubby that tells her that I am hardworking and at least she should give me credit for all I do.

Now the reason why am writing this is because am done with service (NYSC) and as it is its like I have to stay in her house because the state where she stays has more job opportunities compared to where our parents live... She stays in Abuja...I have been down with malaria for few days now and I have been on treatment, just because I can't do certain house chores because am not too strong my sis started complaining saying I can't be living in her house and be waking up whenever i like... Mind you I was always the first that wakes up when I wasn't sick, in fact I will wash the dishes, sweep, mop daily, cook food, bath her children and all those things.

The only thing she does is to bath her youngest baby, but now because for these few days she has been doing those work I do daily she is already saying she can't tolerate me sleeping and not waking up on time.

My question is this, does she have the right to be so angry at me because she is doing her house chores? I feel its her house and so she doing her house chores herself shouldn't be a problem since am not too strong to help her do it. She herself just sweep and doesn't mop, but she expects me to sweep and mop everyday.

Should i just go back to my parents house and get a job there? Me renting my own house is not an option because am a lady and am just 22...

Please i need you guys advice, what can I do?

A wise man once told me that We determine who we are by what we do.

MzMercie:
Good development

It is left for institutions authorities and students to follow the guidelines.
Overcrowded lectures would have to be divided into 2 classes or more to enable social distancing.

my broda, no be for dis 9ja..... kwara poly alone gan self has over 2k student's... dem go still dey lap each other again..talk of some other universities..there is no way sch will open and students won't mingle with one another........ Make God help us o

Next time, keep fire Extinguisher close by.... werey people

And a police man was there standing...... Pls what do u guys want the police man to do in between 100 of mods standing there with stick and stone.... Mayb the story would av been ''A police man was killed alongside a thief while trying to stop the mods from setting the thief ablaze''.
Tomorrow the police force will visit the police man family and pay tribute then the rest will be story..... Nigeria isn't a country to die for and no man can't waste his/her life for a dam crazy thief....So what the Police man did was quite ok, he tried his best but an eye for an eye, so the thief day was set for that day. Even soldier self go calm down unless dem go kill too

Mraphel:
This thing is too poor to be on the road. A computer design is way better than this.

Since 1960, when will Nigerians learn to build something viable and useful to us.
We cannot afford to continue this way..

Tueh!!

Go and meet with your state governor..Bihari will not fund this type of shallow project from a fully grown adult

Oga,Does ue have the fund to procure such a big tax of having to use an onboard computer instrumental ni.... no be small small person dey start something ni... awon discouragers

Petyprincess:
Wow!!! From your write-up it's obvious the lady still loves you!! Is she married yet?

na back of phone u dey read ni wen op say she don marry born boiboi