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Seriously at first i thought chima hit vik with a keg containing PMB not until i saw PMS....PMB and PMS are both the problem of this nation... if u knw u knw nd if u don't, ask me how.

Note: You must be 22yrs old and still a virgin b4 u ask me how... i guess am free

let me go nd sleep jeje

and now davido wants to help her.... well no wonder the elders said human's are like river...... Bleep person up today and in 5years time u will be at his or her door step begging 4 aims....... life dey turn by turn, JUST BE WISE AND THINK BEFORE YOU SPEAK.

Exc2000:



see him criminal face, how would Cynthia Morgan owe you $40 million dollars, or whoping N16 billion naira( even Davido no dey shout 30 billion for the account again)... when no be say Cynthia Morgan na Oil lisence or Oil Rig for rivers state, wey she go owe you $40million.... Na the Childish Tunde EggBuns them fit use spread this kin $40m lies

how can someone ask you to clearify if you kept your artist in the BQ and made him sleep on a carton with other domestic staff, make him ghost write for PSquare without any credit or financial gain and you smartly dodged the question by claiming to spend $100,000 on him and he demanded to have a house in Lekki and a car, why not answer the question in a straight forward manner

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My oga at d top, na 40millon naira o and not 40millon dollars abi na upside down u dey read d news ni
and for Davido, chioma don chop money reach 15billon naira... eyes don red. The 40million wey him talk, na audio money.... see him head like goat own.

Haviza:
I want a relationship with him. I have feelings for him and he has admitted he has feelings for me too.

Never knew girls also have feelings and want a relationship from there male counterpart..... let me go back to sleep.

Ayo081:
Bro do you even understand that chapter?

like seriously i don't.... but people said it's a sin wen u eat from the idol worshipper's.
Abeg explain am better gv me bro make i understand o b4 i enter 5 chance bus.

J111333:
Numbers 1, 8 and 23 should mandatory if one wants a successful military career.

Oga for borno, our boys dey loose riffle after ammo finish inside.. lol

abeg wetin remain after d 2 magazine dem gv u don empty nd boko boys still dey loaded... then what's d essence of ur gun at dat time... Na God dey help man o

Tsolutionifede:
LAWS OF MILITARY CAREER THAT CAN EQUALLY HELP YOU IN LIFE.

1.) Your rifle and your ammo are more important than your life. Better be dead than lose them.

2.) You can never be the winner in any argument with your superior. Even when you have won.

3.) Every commander needs your advice but not in public.

4.) If there is a competition, don't come first, and don't come last.

5.) Your soldiers are the backbone of your work. Treat them well.

6.) If you offend a higher authority, carry your cross.

7.) If your soldier offends a higher authority, carry his cross.

8.) Remember that the smartest and most intelligent officers often do not get to the top. Only the most loyal ones do.

9.) Don't be deceived. Many commanders do not like eye service.

10.) Never "contest" a woman with your superior. It is the fastest way to die and many have gone that way.

11.) The wife of your superior is either a goldmine or a landmine. If you are not sure of which she is, avoid her.

12.) Be brave. Even if you are a coward.

13.) If your superior admires your girlfriend, surrender her. If he admires your wife, stand by her. A girlfriend is an accolade. An accolade can be lost without dire consequences. Your wife is your crown. You are nothing without her.

14.) Don't ever beg for mercy. It is the foremost manifestation of weakness and the military environment has no respect for weaklings.

15.) Don't ever solicit for "welfare". If you are "issued", be very thankful.

16.) Don't look for your seniors. Let them look for you. If they look for you, don't keep them waiting.

17.) If you don't like a colleague, let him know you don't like him. If he takes steps to warm up to you, don't embrace him. Accommodate him.

18.) A lie is an abomination - and a critical part of initiative.

19.) If you are lucky to have stumbled on "mega" money, maintain your old lifestyle. If you can't maintain your old lifestyle, maintain a low profile. Camouflage and concealment are not only for the warfront. "Shine" is one reason things are seen.

20.) Remember that drinking, smoking and womanizing are prominent features of the job yet, no medals are allocated for them.

21.) Don't look too smart before your superiors. Instead, look stupid before them. People are generally comfortable with stupid people whom they can easily control.

22.) Wait for your time.

23.) Know that the enemy's degree of training is dependent on yours. If he is well trained, then, you are poorly trained. If he is poorly trained, you are well trained.

24.) You are a soldier. Not a priest.

25.) If you are tired of the job, resign.

26.) Never reject a gift from a superior except in protest of a salient point. It is the greatest indirect show of disloyalty.

27.) Do not chose where to be, but rather go everywhere you are deployed.

25 and 27 funny die.... dat 25 enh walia if u try am anywhr enh na die remain and 27,na dem dem dey borno so dey cry evryday....
No 11, it's called a dead trap..... especially if she don dey gv u green light nd u fall 4 am... karma go judge d rest case.

Futuragetty:
I already read that verse. but I need to hear your thoughts.
I feel since There is only one God, and this one God is both the God and Father of Jesus and the Lord Jesus himself. Because Jesus is Lord, idols are themselves nothing, following the tradition of the critique of idolatry in the Old Testament. We have nothing to fear, and nothing to worry about—and we are therefore free to eat whatever food we like, without any anxiety.

Bro, Jesus is different from Allah and Allah is different from sango worshippers...Make God help us all... i dey chop muslim food and meat even thou people say it's wrong.....tor, on judgement day my file go plenty die

SolarEdge:
We noticed some rash in our 4 months old baby's sex organ which I perceived is a reaction from her diapers, we took her to the hospital for checkup and they recommended anti fungal cream to be applied and instructed that we don't wear her diapers for now while we apply the cream.

While waiting at the hospital pharmacy I noticed the attendant was taking longer time to attend to me, because the doctor had already written to them what they should give to me with my baby's file in front of the attendant. The attendant still asked how old is the baby I said 4 months. She was just giving excuses that she's coming that I should be patient, so I sat down.

After some time she brought the cream and some drugs. We left and got home very late last night, so my wife suggested my baby should start the drugs by morning but we should apply the cream given to us and we did not wear our baby diaper as instructed.

So this morning my wife decided to read through the leaflet in each of the drugs including the cream. To our greatest surprise the cream was strictly meant for adults and it was categorically stated it should not be used for children under age 18

Now, I'm wondering why would the hospital pharmacy attendant give us such cream. Is it that the prescribed cream wasn't available that was why she was going to and fro like the devil described in the book of Job in the Holy Bible.

Please what's your advise on this matter, is it a careless mistake or it was a deliberate act.

There are series of problem here, the fault may come from the attendant or the doctor who prescribed the said drugs..... bunch of illiterates......sue the stupid hospital jare... tomorrow now dem go say na devil's work.

ChizzyBuna:
You just proved my point.. All you do is read and Cram but never understand..

If you understood my point you will see where I said that I studied abroad..
I'm saying all these as someone who has seen how dumb today's graduates are..
They can't think, read and understand
So I keep wondering what is the rubbish they are teaching y'all in uni??

If u tell ur papa make he send me like 5million naira make i use go study aboard, e no too bad na since 4 ur mind now, all graduates from nigeria uni are dullard bah.... I no blame u na, na ur papa wey waste money send u go aboard to go study.. Even seun lalastica self na nigeria here him study nd u dey him platform dey type rubbish gv us 4 here.... God go judge dat ur coconut brain.

Slimranky:
You don mumu
I ain't on Facebook
For the past 5 year's
Fb banned my Facebook profile till date if I open a new one now the next minute I'm blocked
You see you obviously played yourself and shot your self in the leg lol

I don't do Facebook bro
I'm only on Instagram and my IG is a private account with no post lol
Get a life bro
Stop mentioning me I ain't gat time
I'm watching an action movie marauders in my laptop and smoking my last Arizona, after this last tap I ain't smoking no more till tomorrow when my dealer goes to market

like seriously, open acct nd get blocked again... u be yahoo boy abi village people don dey follow u ni

ChizzyBuna:
If there is one thing I thank Almighty God foris that my family could afford my university education in europe.

The amount of knowledge I gained was tremendous... And I realized why half of our youths back here in Nigeria today are VERY VERY DUMB

In Nigeria, We go to school just for going sake.. Nothing important is gained, we just waste years decieving ourselves.
Reading subjects that we won't apply in our life..
No real knowledge, profs collecting sex and bribe to pass students..


You have students that graduate but can't even use the knowledge they acquired.
Some didn't acquire any fucking knowledge. Just went to school because Daddy and Mummy force me to go to school..

Graduates that can't think outside the box
No wonder y'all can't create anything for yourself. Always carrying certificate to look for who to slave for chicken change you call salary.
What Skill did you learn apart from your useless certificate??
Can you send for yourself without slaving and hunting for jobs..
An illiterate can own a business and still hire you so called first class graduate and still pay you chicken change..
A word is enough for the wise
If you still think In This Nigeria that going to University is sure way of making it. Then get ready to suffer for the rest of your life.

Any body wey write this kind thing no like sch at all... mayb op was a drop out..... but sha ur write up get sense small but op, not all uni ok

marvelck:
Is it true most Akwa Ibom girls usually get deflowered from the age of 13?

Especially when they are in junior secondary School level... You know their boys have this high libido and they usually don't allow their girls to rest. Always disturbing and chasing their girls upandan for sex even while in secondary School...

No wonder, eight out of every ten teenage girls in Akwa Ibom, are no longer virgins... Hmm, guys do let these girls be...Allow them to concentrate on their studies. Mbok!

Na akwa ibom u dey see tali... u never see life yet... enter Edo or oyo state... u go knw say level pass level

If ghost dey haunt you, you too haunt the ghost back..... let it be 50/50 biko

pocohantas:
Looks like a gaboon viper or it is a gaboon viper. Let nobody come and call it baby-python.

This is a child anaconda.... let me come nd be going

Slimranky:
You are not a real gee infact you are a blodclot
Go ask jamaicans what that means if you dont know,i mean What has the shape of my head come to do with this ?
I never uploaded my picture or any social media account here before you basically haven't seen me before,you don't know me cos I don't even have a round head and the last time I Checked soccer balls are round in shape
Must you show your stupid senseless nature online
Fvvking
Blonker!!!

lol,just laughing my ass out here.... Op, i don see ur pics b4 jor.. u don 4get say me nd u be friends 4 facebook ni ... ur head is round

BESTIE.... abeg na who get dat picture of bestie tin mk he upload am so dat op go learn from d pics its self.

Millenniumlady:
You fvcked up big time sometimes we ladies love it when you woo us like 4/6times before we'll give in better tell the new girl that you're already in a relationship before she came go back to her friend for peace to rain

4 to 6 times my sister... Haaa, fear God o.. wen no be u be d only girl 4 dis world wey i go come woo u 4 to 6 times..... If you write exam 4 to 6 times and u fail no be suicide remain ni..... 4 to 6 times fah.. upon dat she go still dey form then u go increase am to 10times bah..... okay o, make we dey see

PrettyPrint:
Mtcheeeeew.


She want to use her money to travel down to come see you and you're still makin demands. Instead of you to even encourage her by helping with expenses.


Besides, I think you're just after your own selfish, yahoo interest. Good thing she's cutting you off

you dey mind this op wey head resemble soccer ball own.... demanding things from her like say na u send her money to use buy all the stuff come.. She's is smarter than op.

heykims:
That's why u can't compare children mortality of then to now.

children of now re aje butter.

heykims:
Guy u wicked o, herbal medicine at this tender age

as far as 1970's wetin mother's dey gv thier young childern abeg..... see u, herbs is good only if u follow the preside instructions..... So truly, let him visit an herbal shop for his baby soloution..... me wey dey drink agbo since wen i was a year old i never die till today.

your dick is big while her pussy is small bah... make una continue...but sha no go tear d girl pussycat with ur iron rod... notin person no go hear 4 9ja

Boeing 747-8 will be dancing by now... no competition again from it's rival.

Don't really know what is wrong with sum people honestly speaking.. the product u bought had on its description the way to used the product but bcus of how fast u wanted the result, now u av unleash sometin else on ur skin... Well, just see a dermatologist to help suit ur case out. God help u bro.

dem don dey come gv u bowl job....na dem dem in d night na...

which service u wan go render...wetin u dey sell... hope no be wetin average nigerian man dey tink o.... wahala dey onitsha o

pDudd:
You sure nor be you kill am

Ghosts don't disturb someone for no reason.

Looks like she is inviting you to escort her to where she is going.

see you... ghost don't disturb someone for no reason... my brother, wen a house is been hunted by a ghost enh no matter who lives inthat compound, d ghost will alwys torment u... mayb dem dey see am as play

she don get god father... if u knw u knw....small girl big god

Froshloaded:
I don't think this story is true




Anyways, tell your wife about it

Truth or fake, op life dey hang ontop mango tree.... i pray make fulani men no cut am gv their cow.

She don register u put for association of Village people.... So u go become manager.

Dear op, the same way Jesus christ said on the cross ''IT IS FINISH'', op walia u are finish.... the next step she will take is how she will seduce her ex to have intercourse with her and after that buys rat poison of 20naira and send u off track.
You knew her ex was in dat area nd u still rent an apartment there... what assurance do u av that her ex isn't eating her suya all along... nawa o... notin Angels no go write for book of life tire.