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Donjazzy12:
Imagine Lilian Esoro, a hardcore Lesbian giving us marriage advice.

Uncle, for a woman to become lesbian? That means she must have had some nasty experiences from a guy or guys in her past. Women don't just decide to become lesbians overnight. Something went wrong in the lady's teenage years.
For her to run away from her rich husband, also shows the husband is no saint after all. No woman in her right senses will leave a rich amiable man after talk of the town wedding. The man himself has deep issues, no one is seeing.

Inbetween am not a lesbian and I don't pray or even dream to be one, cos thats the deep end of no return.

And what she said its true, but it's better framed this way. Treat a wise woman right and she will be submissive all through.

Very okay.

ukehnonny:

The guys beard is something else.
The lady isn't even smilling,
I wish them the best of luck.
Peace out!

That's gangsta love ,bro!

Martin0:
eheh oh oh oh I forget say you be ajebor babe sef.... well me wey be Kpako man nor go fit con dey tell ajebor the story ooo

Lol you try.

But I will still see it fascinating if it's interesting, don't u think?

They think am stubborn and proud . Can u imagine?

Tundeobama:
i dont mind a date with you.

Awww, am taken. Can't go on dates anymore, Oga go vex.

But thanks for the offer , though

Martin0:
Na wa for you u nor know the story how body na!
see make I nor use ear hear say Lefulefu nor come ur marriage oo

I no know the story o

Leave lefulefu, Biko.. na my main G.

Rich marry rich, less stress, less complains, less nagging that he or she works too much or mix with high society friends too much. They both know the drill. They both grew up in the same circle of friends. And inbetween he looks like jolly fellow, no worries, very happy, playful and easy going personality
No dark thoughts, no suspicions, in fact he's just a happy guy. Money is good mixed with a good family.

Nice pose, he try

cruchenutii:
Habba, aunty stop lying. Even my bae will fail this test over & over again

Smiles, am not lying . And moreover am different from your gf.

You people feel am too good to be true.

But seriously, jokes apart am not lying.

My man can testify to it. likewise my bestie, a lady. Thats just me.

An adage says what people don't understand, they always condemn ,so am not surprised. Am used to una throw of words here and there . Some say I need pyschartric help.. Lol.. I understand your mentalities here

but I will still say my mind, whether some peeps like you, like it or not.

QED.

He's cute, his truck is neat. And it shows hes hardworking . Driving such truck no be beans.

I will definitely go on date with him. And if his character is good? Wow! I will be very happy!

Am I dating the truck? Abi the man behind the wheels.

Some girls sha.

Martin0:
Victorian it's been a long time ooo i salute you twe twe oo

Heheheheheheheheh Which one is twe twe ooo?

Lol.

itsmeurLady:
Man, u need a medal... I don't understand oo, it's just common sense. I am surprised that most men don't know this, if the men can have backup plan, y can't the woman do same Nobody is having sex here, it's just friendship, so stop slut shaming here. After all most of the males crying here have female friends that they are talking to that they are not sleeping with. Everything sex sex sex, who told you sex is involved? It's just friendship !!!

Don't mind them. The guys think the whole world revolves round them and they can do and undo, then breakup at will, feeling untop the world, like the girl will commit suicide if she gets dumped.

Men, deal with it!
Gfs, having choices keeps u guys grounded and on your toes. Lol

deltaboiy01:
I see clips on chain/bandage Indecency but I don't really know it can be applied in real life

Don't do it o!

Not all girls like bondage or fetish sex o.
Some will even run away from you.

Just focus on making it in life , keep away from sex. Eat healthily, google online fruits and foods that increases the dick size. You still have more years to get serious with any girl.
Be you , relax and work on your sexual skills by reading journals during spare time on how to satisfy a lady on bed.

I repeat forget fetish sex of using chains and whips on a lady.. It's too extreme. Ontop sex again? Abi e pass sex again?

Martin0:
Hello, my future wife.

Whether you are reading this before you meet me, or stumble upon it after, I want you to know a few things.

The reason I am writing this today is because I can’t stop thinking about you, and I can’t stop myself from imagining how happy we will be. Let this letter be a promise to you that I will do my best to be the man I want to be for you.

I may not yet know all of the difficulties that come with a lifetime commitment, but I have enough relationship experience to know what I want and how I picture my life with the person I will commit to: you.

Those around me are a continuous source of education and inspiration on how I want our relationship to be. So here and today, I vow to try my best to do the following:

I promise to do my best to make you beam daily, so count on many surprises. Your smile will be my priority. I get weak knees when anybody smiles, so just imagine the effort I will make to be the source of yours.

I promise I will always look at you with the same adoration as I did the moment I realized I loved you.

I promise to try to ignite the same sparkle in your eyes I see when you’re surprised, inspired, motivated or when you are about to lean in to kiss me.

I promise to hold your hand when we’re 80 years old with the same liveliness that I did when I crossed that line to hold yours for the first time. I vow never to let the excitement of dating me die down; I will surprise you with the location, the reason or the activity itself.

I promise to keep you guessing where we’re going next. I promise to do my best always to interest you. I will keep reinventing myself, gaining new hobbies, new knowledge and new interests to keep you -- and myself -- entertained.
I promise to have new stories to share with you, and maybe I’ll retell the best ones again if you insist. Our friendship will continue to grow over the years.

I vow to challenge you to challenge yourself for the better; to make you think differently.
I promise to try to feed off of your illuminating energy that will inspire me to do the same with myself. I will do my best to ensure that being bored never crosses your mind.

Even in grief and darkness, I promise to show you the different shades of the dark, and to help you find the tiny rays of light that are always there if you seek them. After all, there’s always worse than worst and better than best;
everything is relative.

I promise to kiss you throughout our life together, with the same passion I had the first time I felt my lips on yours. When we kiss, I want it to slow down time -- just you and me engulfed in our feelings.

I promise to play the games you like to play.

I promise to do my best to remain physically attractive for you, and I will do my best to be healthy in order to keep up with our children and grandchildren; someone has got to teach them Muay Thai kickboxing. I’ll train you, too; I want you to know how to fight and defend yourself, just don’t use it against me.

I promise to help you to be healthy, both physically and mentally. I will cook and clean for us. Expect the best breakfast: traditional Armenian tomato and pepper omelets, followed by fruit salad with well, I can’t give all the secrets out.
I promise to strive to be a role model for our children. I want both you and them to see me as a source of motivation. I want to inspire them in the same way that my father inspires me.

I promise to do my best to love your family as you love them and to be by their side as much as I am by yours.

I promise to always listen to you when you simply just want to be heard; when you want someone to vent to about something or when you want advice.

I will listen to you especially when you don’t feel comfortable sharing your thoughts with anybody else, and to the things you try to tell me when you’re not even speaking. I promise to always listen.

During our life together, I promise to make sure that you feel as though you are the center of the household -- I know you will be -- and I will always try to show my appreciation for you because of that. Being the man of the house is nothing without a woman.

I promise never to let my guard down in taking care of us. I know you won’t be one to be satisfied with the bare minimum.

I promise to do everything that I can for you without taking away from your independence physically, intellectually or emotionally.

I promise to create family traditions and to make sure that your legacy lives forever through our children.

I promise to encapsulate the moment when I realize that I am in the most magnetic, amorous and erotic love with you, not to let that feeling dissipate to the best of my ability and to relive it with you constantly, always.

Sincerely, Your Future Husband

*sniffs* as bucket of water pours from my eyes.

Awww so touching..

Future wife, where u dey ooo!

coleon:
While I share a bit of your thoughts, I want u to know that there are no clear cut rules to life and as a matter of fact life has never been fair to anyone. A good girl with just a boyfriend might keep getting jilted and may not be married till 36 years while an olosho with numerous boyfriends may marry one of his boyfriends at 25. My point is keeping just a boyfriend or having two or more does not guarantee anything but gods grace.

Don't mind her, in reality. Ladies who have different boyfriends, end up marrying one of them early sef. Way back in school, all my mates that were fucking different guys even lesbians tendecies got married and had kids earlier than we wey be one woman one man kind of girls.
The ones who are doing faithful and loyal upandan ends up been jilted after many years of staying loyal. Some even few days to wedding the guy may even call it off! Some few days after a loud engagement. Abeggi.

It's all by God's grace and wisdom jare.
There is no clear cut rule to getting married. It simply happens.
I bet she should be in her early 20s, like 21 or 22.

When she clocks 36 with two wonderful heartwreching heartbreaks in her life history
Her brain go reset well!

She will start calling men scums of the earth

I no fit laugh Biko.. Lol

The truth and reality is this : Most Nigerian ladies and men are the same thing, and the same feeling of entitlement. None is different from the other.

That's the painful truth..
While the remaining few percentage of Nigerian men and women have mentality of the whites.

Make all of una go sleep.. It's past bed time already. QED.

No need placing your frustrations on my mentions, am treating malaria Biko.

He's finally free and highly relieved! Lol

He must have been in hell all through his marriage

Nightmareo07:
Yinmu!

Na so

Nightmareo07:
U are alexialin stop lying .. I dnt want to argue over this shaa.
I have seen ur picture.
U deactivated ur old account Becoz u had issues with some guys here over a topic.
I know everything so stop this childish lies.

Lol, u are so childish..

Anyways it's allowed.

I say it for the upteenth time, nobody and I repeat nobody here knows my real private life. Take it or leave it.

Nightmareo07:
Hmm it wasnt a "secret ping" or whatEva u called it, it was just an open discussion here nothing bad and u told me u are from delta/edo.

So There is nothing to think about, why should I worry myself over where u come from.
I only used it as a reference dear so chill.

I never mentioned am from delta/edo..not me .. Not in public or in private. You are mistaken me for someone u think I may be.

I have no lineage with edo state . If am partly from edo, why will I deny my own people? Am not from there.

@ the bolded, Na so.

Anyways am wary with people here trying to be friends with me privately or publicly. Don't ask about my private and personal life, cos I won't tell anyone all the truth.

It's a gimmick to know who are back stabbers and who are real friends.

So chill as well.

Nightmareo07:
Well it means u lied to me then or u are playing games.
I had an encounter with u here long ago with my other moniker with ur other moniker "alexialin"
And u personally told me u are delta/edo.
Urhobo delta precisely.

Will u deny ur alexialin moniker too

Am not from edo.. And am partly deltan and partly? I wont say.. Cause na now, una go carry what I say like placard for forehead

Keep on guessing, that's what I love most.

Thank God I don't chat about my real self to people pretending to be friends, privately. People like you pretend to be nice on private chats to know more about someone and use it as a weapon online. I know all of una.. Una go guess Taya. Lol

Anyways whatever u think I told u on our chats are not completely true, cos I sensed people are like this. They will ping u privately, pretend like they care and want to be your friend then use whatever u say in the name of friendships to attack one online publicly. Am used to all of una already.

So my dear, think wherever u feel I may come from.. Am not completely deltan.




And for the records am not ALEXIALN

Nightmareo07:
So Victorian is now igbo?
Who doesn't know here that she is a deltan lady. Anybody that doesnt agree with u is igbo?
SMH.
U people should keep on bragging on "Yoruba demon" while the tag is causing u damage.
Negative thing will always beget negative thing at the end no matter how u try to hype it

Well you don't know much about my pedigree and lineage

That's all I can say.

Nairalanders with sense of entitlement and know it all, in someone's life.. Smiles.

Iamgrey5:
So this story is very peculiar to Yoruba men

And why use "majority of Yoruba men" to hide an obvious bigoted statement behind politically correctness?

Majority means 6 to 9 out of 10, it is still baseless generalization based on interaction with a few people.

Hope you watch movies from all over the world with such funny storyline?

And while I am insinuating that your stories were made up in anyway, these type of story lines are common in romantic movies world over, why do you think so ? it is because such stories are not uncommon in most society.


I believe you live and do business in Lagos, so you should know you will encounter Yorubas more than other tribes.

I swear, am not making up and story.. It's the truth . It happened live. And I don't have the patience watching romantic movies. I love mafia films instead. So I don't know about my story coming from romantic film? Nah not true

Anyways You can choose to believe or not.
That's just what I witnessed with ears and eyes.

Iamgrey5:
Sorry ma'am
No pun intended, but how many Yoruba guys have bragged about dating you or someone you know?

In addition, I hope you know that it makes no sense to call someone a player (a Yoruba demon) and still be accusing them of talking about their own relationships, no player will do that cause it will be counter productive.

To the bolded I don't keep counts and there was one I remember vividly well. He toasted me quite alright, I told him I would think about it, have not even said yes to him.. I said let's be friends, as time goes on, we will know if the feeling is mutual. We got chatting for like a week, in between I strolled down my street and a friend of mine stopped me, winking from ear to ear saying she heard am dating Daniel. I was like who? With a frown on my face. She said Cmon, we know u are Daniel's wife. I Said what! Wife ke! I was so infuriated and I snapped at her, what nonsense is this! we are not dating o, we are just friends for God sakes!

You can imagine!
Only God knows what else he must have said behind my back.. No wonder he's always pestering me to come to my house and have always turned him down, cos he looks like a wolf ready to pounce! And that's the truth.


Well maybe not all Yoruba guys but majority of Yoruba guys talk about women they date or woo, even add salt, Maggi and sugar untop.

Ok another scenario. I was talking to someone a matured married man on my street, been long we've seen eachnother. So we started talking by the street, when a man I used to say hello and hi, walked passed us and , called my name And wave with a smile.
I waved back. Then the married man said, I hope u are not dating that guy? I said no o! We are just hi and hello kind of friend, although he has toasted me before but I turned him down politely cos I felt a man of his age should be married and settled but he said he's not married but he has kids. And am not ready to dabble into men with kids..

This my married friend now said, I shouldn't mind him o. That he likes toasting women in the area and any one who agrees to date him, when he invites her to his house and have sex with her.. He will then begin to broadcast it to his friends, how she moans on bed and how many rounds she can go for. I was like what?

He said that's who he is.. His mouth runs like tap, immediately he bleeps a lady, and he has slept with so many on our street, especially single mums them. I said eh! Thank God o!

You can imagine?

enesexy:
Did anybody notice Linda did not add weight like a pregnant woman.

Cause she is not happy emotionally. She is on huge dark Googles and hair almost covering all her face. Shes not emotionally happy. Her baby daddy is not even there to give her emotional support, how bad can it get..
That's why she's not glowing as expected.

She has so much money but no love and emotional support from her man.. Just too bad..

CSTR1005:
Only a Yoruba man will brag that ffk slept with Bianca regardless of how true.
Like it is a general achievement.

Their sense of worth comes to play when they can brag that they slept with a woman.
As if other group of men don't have sex too.
What igbo men do and face front, is what Yoruba men will do and start bragging.



The mind of a Yoruba man though is interesting for a psychoanalyst.

Dem brag sotay, dem begin call themselves demons.

Lol, and it's true.

Yoruba can brag about dating a girl, even before she says yes, everyone on his street with all his friends far and wide has already gotten the news ,he is fucvking her not even dating sef and babe never agree say yes o!

I wonder what entered their heads to be calling themselves demon.
Yoruba men, na wa!

doreanskennels:
Not available at the moment

Ok.

Lemme know when it's available. Thanks

Do u have chicken necks?

She's smart and know what she wants out of life.
There are men out there, who fits her bill. And she said she has the same qualities as well
Guys should stop bashing her, she has set a standard for herself. Gone are those days, women marry anything when they get older. Some rather remain single for life, or have kids, than to be saddled with a man below their standards..

At the end, someone who fits her bill will contact her, that's life.

Treasuredlove:
okay

Please, let's be mindful how we treat people online, its not nice to defame or insult people. We never know where we will meet each other. Lets all forget about it being a faceless forum, one day, face go show by force.

If you look at my signature I don't reply pms, cos I know the mindset of people here. And because of such, I don't even plan to employ any one here ,or give scholarships to any guy here or be close to any of them, especially the guys.. Most are frustrated, bitter and envious. I don't blame them. Its part of life. Some people will like you, some will hate, some will be indifferent and some will adore you. I know that much about people.

So let them keep hating, while I keep living my dreams and life.

I just laugh at nuattitude stupidity.
Smiles.

Treasuredlove:
okay

That's it


Ignore him, let him keep ranting.

Am not moved one bit.

Treasuredlove:
sincerely, I don't know her.
I am not good with remembering usernames too, except a few I have met along the bbn update thread.
You seem to know better. It is well

He doesn't know me

Seems u are new on nairaland.

Some sick and mentally deranged people will just wake up one day and say all series of trash about someone they envy online. But they have no ideas about her private life. But they will typing authoritatively like they know the person..

Don't fall for his sick games..
He doesn't know me and I don't know him.

And I don't care whatever stories he makes up about me.. Cause my life goes on, my buisness goes on, my family is still here with me. So what do I care.. If not that u were answering him. I would even bother to say a word to him.

He's not worth my time.
That's the truth