₦airaland Forum

mmadu5:
it's easy for a girl who eats out of a man's pocket to write this kind of trash .. my dear I work hard for my money I rather give That money to beggers on the street .and for your information I used that 200 naira as an example not necessarily an occurrence our girls should go and look for jobs so you can sustain your lifestyles instead of using a date as a means of eating free food . how long will you Continue like that as big as you look on your dp you go out on date to eat free food Shame on you big for nothing

Boy, Did I ask you for food?

You are the one ranting and wailing about food ,your date requested and I could see you must be very hungry and actually slaved to make a kobo.

Thank God I don't slave to make money. Money comes easily to me
And I'm grateful to God I have enough food to dash and give for free to hungry wailers like yourself.

So no need going so low on making it personal.

Pray to your creator tonight to change your story to good.

Cause u think u are enjoying, bragging here and there about your date.

Boy u are suffering, take it or leave it.

Rosay15:
but on a serious note the guy really take the whole thing personal, he would have told the lady he can’t pay for it than coming here and be ranting..

Simple!

She won't kill him, if he cant afford it.

Such a stupid topic..

waywardpikin:
Poverty has warped the mentality of the average Nigerian, guys and girls alike. I mean, just look at this national crisis the OP and his likes are raving about.

Some of us guys need to do back to the drawing board and learn the basics. There is a limit to how you can play over smart, before it becomes apparent that you are only playing yourself.

As in ehn? I read what he is wailing on and I'm like has the poverty gotten to this level?
Is food now like gold?

Jeez!

He invites someone for a date, and his expectations is to crack dead jokes all through the date? And ignore food and drink? Cmon! Who does that?

Abeg guys in the category, make shame catch una for this matter.

Too bad, i swear.

What is food? How much is food?

Rosay15:
... lol, why now?.
You still want the guy to vex more

My dear, I'm trying to help his life here but he's getting all worked up!

mmadu5:
madam I'm not hungry rather your sister was hungry and tried to ripped me off I left her there self she has been blowing off my phone

If you are not a hungry guy? Then 200naira shouldn't look like 200k in your eyes!

Cmon? How much is 200naira? How much is even 1,800k? Or even 10k or 20k to spend on a date!

My dear, go for deliverance. Poverty Must Die die die ! In your life. I'm serious.


Jokes apart. Your case is acutely serious.

mmadu5:
see them Hungry girls

You see your life?

Poverty is a curse.

You have the chance to eat and drink for free any food of your choice at my expense.

I feed hungry wailing people like you for free.

mmadu5:
dude if you suffer to make your money 200 naira will look like 200k in your eyes

Wow!


Is your suffering that bad?

God forbid!


You are even the hungry one sef! Jeez!


Come to my house and lemme feed you with assorted meals.

He's enjoying his money


He worked hard to enjoy this life. Fine wife, fine house, fine kids. What more can a man ask for?

Hes not a lazy youth! Waiting for woman to feed and cloth him.

Warripikin08:
Is it just me? Life is getting boring everyday. Friends hardly come around. Friends and family member hardly ask of each other. Your friends and family hardly send or reply your message on social media. To sum it all humans are getting self centered everyday. OMO boy life change oo.

Sorry bro

But if you are doing well with your career or creating an impact in the lives of others, they will call and chat u up.

That's today's Nigeria as we see it.

Lol she try

queengift:
Typical black man way of reasoning

Unfortunately that's the reality in Nigeria.


This is not Obodo oyibo.

DrObiHogan:
Don't you think your kids should also know how to gather fire wood, split it and set it up for cooking fire as part of home training? You need reorientation.

Lol nothing wrong in knowing how to use hands to wash clothes Oga.

No wonder men these days are yet to see a dutiful wives to marry. It's even in the Bible, a virtue woman using her hands to make her home warm and stable for the family.

I have a neighbor in my office building , because his wife does not know how to cook, she doesn't wash his shirts and boxers, he left in his home he built. And went to marry an igbo girl who pampers him, makes sure his food is ready before he's back from. Work. She makes sure his shirts are clean and ironed. He had been warning his Yoruba wife for many years to change and be a wife, but she thought he was joking because she gave birth to a son that looks a replica of him and two daughters. The husband change am for am, and went for an igbo girl.
A Yoruba man for that matter, he travelled to her home town in Imo, paid everything gher parents listed for him. He didn't care about the cost. He went with his elder brother and friends. Come and see the igbo girl family hailing him. Lol

He told me himself, if you see him now, looking so young and at peace. He's 55years married to a 32years old igbo girl as second wife and she works as a sales girl in one shop like that.
The first wife is there lonely, thinking of how have a man who will warm her life. Her husband is gone. He goes to check his building every weekend, on Sunday he's back to his second wife. The first wife is just his caretaker watching over his building. That's life.

Then I have another couple. The man is urhobo, delta state married to a Yoruba lady. One day she cried to me that her husband said shes no different from a prostitute. Why? I asked? She said because she didn't wash his clothes and shes not his slave. I shook. My head. I said babe! Assuming you are a delta woman, u wont be saying this. It is normal for a woman to wash her husband's clothes. Be with hand or washing machine. U don't work, u stay at home. He goes to work and he comes back no food, but u serve him bread and sardine at night, then his clothes are there not washed. But u washed yours. Babe lemme tell you the truth. That's bad.
Change, it's not slavery. You are a wife for Godsake. Anyways they are both cat and dogs in the house.

What's my own? Na dem sabi.


For me o, my kids must know how to wash with hands, very important.

Bbbwings:
As in.
I have to get a washing machine..
Almost every week I waste an hour washing clothes.
My kids will not use their hands to wash clothes.

It's good for your kids to know how to use hand wash clothes o. Just invade washing machine is faulty or the washer man or woman is ill. They won't be left stranded.

It's not suffering teaching them how to wash, it's part of home training Biko.

Cause think! If your wife cannot wash clothes with her hands, if these technologies is faulty, what will u do? Every day is not Christmas Bro

Hahahahahahah@ future hardship


Very wicked man!

No be Nigerians again?

They can never maintain anything.


Smhhhhh

VULCAN:
It's refreshing to see someone who can evaluate a situation so thoroughly.

This was what I thought as well but nobody mentioned it till you did

Thanks dear

Such is life.


Without money, you will even hate yourself.

Fact#

jayson87:
Anita almost 50 and she's acting like someone who got promotion past her youth years! so distasteful. She should learn to act her age

So she because u feel she's almost 50. She must not feel or fall in love?

Rubbish!

The guy looks fit and capable in handling her.


Nice one. I go love o

cenaman:
Having big ass at young age is not a problem, the problem is how you will manage it in old age.

Let her enjoy her youthful age first.

She has many many more years to go before old age comes knocking, but then she should be able to know how and when to cross the bridge.

Enjoy your youth, and let tomorrow sort itself, all by itself.

When he don fucvk all the nutrients commot for her body for many years with all kinds of killer styles, he said he's not marrying.

He must be joking

Better marry her now now now!!!!

bizzibodi:
Is 5'8" a shortman?

Did I specify 5"8" is short?

It's not his fashion sense that's awkward, it his face.

He truly looks awkward with that smile.

Eeyah, so what will my exes do then?
Cos i cooked better than this with huge chicken laps , Jollof rice with green peas, upon that they still cheat. Prepare egusi with cow leg and stock fish mixed with ugu leaves served with eba, the cursed morrafuckers still cheat.

Now they are crawling back pinging me, thinking have forgotten. Me, I don't forget o. And I don't go back to my vomit! *spits*!

One got married to a Muslim lady, he said can he give me money so i can cook the kind of stew I always serve him back then? As in a pot of stew and soup every weekend? I replied : can't your wife cook? He said hmm she can but it's not as delicious as mine. I replied deal with it. Don't disturb my number again. Nonsense! I quickly blocked him.

Bambambiglo:
Look at this one deceiving herself.

You can't even be compared to the least girl I've dated so just STFU.

I don't even know why I was wasting my time with you. Fuck_outta here

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larryking540:
marathon sex ke, girl way I never even insert my rod, na beg I just day beg make she open heaven gate for me, till date if day babe day come for my front I day do about turn, I no wan see am for face at all,

Urs is even good, at least u understand ur system very well, unlike some other females who can't even understand themselves or even keep count of their flow /monthly, I remember vividly back in d university na we day help some females answer questions relating to biology in 300level concerning period, ,its quite funny when some don't actually take their time to understand themselves and they wan their man to understand them, HOW IS THAT POSSIBLE?

Lol@ the about turn thing

My dear I need to understand my system well o.

One fateful weekend years back, I spent the weekend at my ex place. We ate and drank . He's a good cook. And enough beer in the fridge with a red wine.

Na so me sef drink like no tomorrow feeling very happy. After making love and all. We slept off. Then suddenly my hear do gbim! I woke up.
Then another gbim! I sat down. My heart was tightening o. And I fel dizzy and weak. It was beating so fast! I was like oh my God! What's happening to me? My ex was already fast asleep.

I walked to the siting room, drank water. It was still tightening and beating fast. I knew there and then, I'm about to black out. I was like but I was very fine earlier today. Oh God abeg o! Not today of all days pls

Omo! Come and see me reciting psalm 23 and psalm 91 off head

And praying God please forgive, I wont commit sin again. Oh God please, ye! I'm done for. I was sweating, praying, as I held on to my body, feeling so weak on the sofa.
My ex came to the sitting room. And was like babe, how come. U are here? Won't u sleep?

I mumbled Don worry I will. Be with you dear, I'm meditating. He then left.

After an hour or so, God answered my prayers. My heart felt calm. I was like men! I'm going back home when day breaks!
Since that day, I knew alcohol is not good for my system.

One day, I had a good day at work, I was so happy I drank two bottles of Heineken to celebrate at home, just me only. because I was so happy with my gains that day.

Late at night come and see? I cant even sleep, the heart start again!

I said ha! I forgot o!!! Only me will use my own hand kill myself o!

Chai! I'm done for. I'm finished.


Sighs but God saved me after taking some supplements I had at home, that removes impurities from the blood system. Thank God i had that drug at home., I bought it 21k! I remember ,search for it and quickly swallowed two tablets. My heart calmed down and started beating normal again.

I said, ha! Thank God for this drug. Lol


We should all know what our body system hates and likes.

Mekenz:
lols I have a friend like that during my school days,I was in 200 level then,dude was in 300level.the guy was something else,always mobbing here and there.
our room was tied, the nigga must mop the whole place like like 5times a day. before lectures, after lectures, after lunch,before dinner and before retiring to bed,I think the guy has a little touch in the brain,because every time, he will be fetching water downstairs from the lodge well for all these,can you imagine,the guy no dey tire,
my own is to make sure that I provide detergent for the cleaning,though I enjoyed his tidy nature,but I pitied him because of the way he always subject himself to hard labours all the time.

Hahahahahahaha


Reminds me of my neighbor with his wife. This guy can mop and clean forever before going to work and when he comes back early from work. Do u know after cleaning his apartment, he goes round the compound to clean where he feels is dirty and the compound cleaner has already done her job that morning o. He will still go. To the backyard to clean.

Most times I look at him ,greet him, shake my head, sighs and enter my flat quietly.

One day I was force to ask him, Mr A, you are really into this cleaning thing o.

He replied Princess, I just can't bear dirts around, it makes me uncomfortable. I was like OK! Keep it up!

I walked away. The guy dey try. And his flat is sparkling clean!

larryking540:
bro I am also a withness to what u just wrote, few years back while in the university like 3 years ago,,
I once crash in a girl room, she is actually my coursemate so I b wan chop her, my brother watin u pass Tru na d same with my own, so ladies are healthy wise not okay, ,when the bible called them weak vessels it is really Tru, forget all this what a man can do a woman can do better stuff o,,,

bro the night of my own incident this girl was not breathing again o, I b wan shout for help o for d hostel but I kw very well, they go rush me join wall claiming I killed their lodge mate,I had to do my own slef treatment quickly by running into her small kitchen to get water and pour on her body while she was lifeless on the floor, I quickly run off windows make better air enter d room, bro it wasn't funny dat night o,,,,

wen she finally took a strong oxygen breathe na me con day beg her o,i con even day pet am make she day awake, I just day wait make morning reach make I run go my hostel o,,

as 5:30am reach na run I run since then till date I have vowed not to sleep in any lady room again o,

many of them just have one liability or the other,
it's either
they get weak easily
they have breathing problem
they have hearing problem
they have loss of memory stuff

so many liability bro

Lol at the bolded.




So funny! Shebi na you wan do marathon sex!




My own, my heart is selective with alcohol, I must not consume anything called lager beer.
If I'm to take alcohol? Just a Lil quantity through red wine, and just a glass of it.
Anything more than a glass of red wine means, Im planning to shut down the heart lol.

So when friends take me out and say Princess drink! There is alot to go round. I will just smile, take a glass then malt aftewards. They will be like you are falling our hand o! I'm not a kid nah. I will smile, shake my head. These people no know what's up with me and alcohol.

Don't worry, I accept I'm a kid. Leave me with my choice Biko.

SaintHilary:
Any Celebrity can bleep dis Cuppy of a girl for free

If starts charging money , you guys will call her olosho.

She's giving it for free, you are still vexing

What's wrong with guys of these days sef?

Bambambiglo:
You were profiling with your comment and came off rude.

Why discriminate? Not like you're the most beautiful in the world

Hmmmm, na wa o. What's your own with my request online tonight?

Can't u just be quiet, read and move on? If you have nothing better to do? Or better still Congratulate the lovely couple getting married.

And even if I'm not the most beautiful, I appreciate and love my looks and everything about me. And in my eyes and mind, I see myself as the most beautiful and one in a million kind of woman. If I don't appreciate myself who will? You? Lol.

With your foul speech on every lady's post on this topic? Abeg swerve! I don't need your foul attitude on my mentions tonight. Gerrit?

If you had a bad day today, pls no need placing your frustrations on me. I ain't your problem. This is the last time, I will reply you.

Goodbye!