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bizzibodi:
Hope u not refering to mi kind

Oga if you are short abeg no vex, it's just one of those things we encounter in life.

At least we all have our different specs. That's why God created us in different sizes, shapes and height.

I'm simply calling a spade, a spade. That's all.

Guys clicking on my pm, you all are handsome, great looking guys but please I prefer a guy who looks close to the groom looks.
You can see he's dark, huge, not slim not fat. And he looks matured with a career going for him.

With all sense of humility, that's exactly what I want. I don't need any guy is his 20s, Biko. 30s /40s upward is perfect.

I don't need a short guy nor smallish in size, pls. You are all wonderfully made by God. And I appreciate you all. Thank you. One love.

Bambambiglo:
Just because of an innocent question and you're this pained?

Get your self together woman.

All in your head dude!

I'm not pained.

I simply feel who gave u the right to ask me such question??

What's your own about the request I said online?

So better face your life and stop doing chuchuchu on other people's life.

If I remember correctly I didn't call your name or seek for your opinion. My words and request is as clear as crystals. So please mind your business.

Bambambiglo:
And what makes you feel you're qualified?

It's not about what makes me qualified.


Everybody has their taste. I have mine and that's all that matters.


I'm not going for a competition on who qualifies and who doesn't.


If you don't fit the bill, abeg swerve!

I didn't call your name!

Lovely couple.


Please if you look like the groom ? Pm me let's talk.

Izachk:
Gurl u know Whatsup

That's just the reality which op is not aware of. But I hope he now sees the situation clearly.

Thanks dear

Naive men saying smash her.

What if he smash her, then later when the husband comes from his trip, he starts requesting for his rent, Or face eviction what should he then do?

At least it's the husband who owns the house not his wife. The wife is their as caretaker or represent her husband but so far, all.l rent monies go to the husband's account . Op smash finish for many weeks and at the end still face eviction cos it's not only records he has renewed his rent.

OK don't tie yourself into a situation that will eventually choke you. Better wait for the
Husband to come and plead with him to give you sometime to renew your rent. Stay clear from his wife by all means. She's lonely and Hot, she won't be of much use to you, except to lie against you. And perchance she mentions having sex with her, please record the convo for future reference. But I doubt if she will be so dumb to say with her lips she wants you. The worst she can do is cut eyes for you or show u seductive looks if u are around her. So keep your distance and wait for the Landlord himself.


Use your brain.

She will end up acting in Hollywood films, then bravo!

But coming back to Nija and competing with actresses here, who combine other sides buinsesses to stay afloat? Then she's a big fool.


Better stay there and act in films in Hollywood o!

ubunja:
as if you're a virgin

Shut da fck up!

ElsonMorali:
you approach her like you would approach any other woman except that this time you have to show yourself as a serious and responsible person who wants marriage and not a time waster. She's already been in one marriage, so the last thing she wants is a dubious, time wasting, egocentric man who just wants t have sex with her. She has two kids, she doesn't need another man-child to add to her problems.

also show that you would really love to have her kids in your life. but first, ask her out to the movies or something. the worst is she'll say "no, i'm not interested", and the best she'll say is "yes, i'd love to". Prepare your mind for the two outcomes.

All the best.

If most men can behave like this to most ladies they meet and not waste Someone's time fuxckin forever and not committing. Won't life be a better place?
That's why anyman coming way with sex intentions?

I simply show him the door.

Mo Raye oshi.



Thanks for the tips. I just hope the op is not staring and obsessed with her just to mess her up, and leave her pregnant to another victim

lexy2014:
They force her to do everything

Where was Timi, her lawyer, Human Rights whatever they call themselves when she was forced this time again to sign.

Sighs this woman matter taya me.

Where is pretty Mike when u need him most


He should come and stroll with this lion to his numerous parties and gigs. His name will go far in life!

That's how I opened my lawyer's office upstairs to show him a file I wanted us to go through but lo and behold, he was buttoning his shirt, with only boxers underneath while his accomplice in crime a lady, quickly turned her back on me, zipping up her gown.

The lawyer smiled sheepishly ,with a look of well you've caught me today , I just can't help it kind of look. I just shook my head at him, sighed , gave him the file and said please go through it. Your signature Is needed beneath. He took it, still smiling and said no problem ma.
I closed the door back.

And he is married with kids.

Chukapage:
you complain of "men's ego" but from what you wrote here even a lizard will know your an egoistic person with very fragile ego infact your ego be like big glass...I told some folks here before that "big ego" is not a "Man thing" it's more of an individual something void of gender..Princess I never see person wey im ego big pass your own!

It's well

holujay:
Come lemme like u

U see, next time u want to cook again, just call me, I will help u buy everything u need, then wen the food is ready call me too enh, am also caring, nice supportive and romantic

Na so

Badilstical:
Kai nyarinya, weya didz you learn this analogiya phrom, so on point.
So girl will crying no boyfriend, no husband but that expensive pride swaves off guys

Where did I mention, I don't have a man? Radio without battery.

Smhhhh.

MILLERMannn:
opening one body to a minor of one children's age and starting penetrating is very hard. May God help them.

Not only to minors and to adults as well and multiple sexual partners is horrible.

SangoCrusader:
Fellow Nairalanders,

I am so upset right now, I need your help please.

I live in London and was dating this girl for 3 months. She recently told me that she needed a loan of £2k for her brother's surgery. I didn't have the money at the time so I told her I'll pay for it on my credit card. My mistake is that I gave her the card and I just found out this morning that she used my £2k to do breast enlargement!!! WTF?! Now she has disappeared and I just found out that she has a boyfriend this whole time (Silvio Forza) and was just using me for the money. It's painful to be scammed as a 9ja boy...

Shebi oyibo girl dey hungry you 2 date.

Useless morrafucka!


Mtchwwwww!

theButterfly:
Nigerian men and that "Have you eaten?" question.

They want to know if you will beg them for money to buy food . Or if you are starving. Lol

As if they are truly concerned

Smhhhh.

Na them sabi, let them keep leaving their kids in the hands of house helps.

If it had taken them many years to have children, I wonder if they won't take care of their children by themselves.

I will give birth at this level wey I dey? Then bring one useless witch from nowhere and place my own kids in the witch care? I don't think so

God forbid.

Anywhere I'm going, my kids are going with me. I cant shout Biko. I knew how long I waited before having my precious children. When the time eventually comes.

Hahahahahahahaha


Such Savagery! Lol

He switch her over to Davido, lol


Go and disturb him, he gat 30 billion lol..

Na WA oooo. God abeg o! Lol

My belle ooooo

MILLERMannn:
In fact, they are really trying!

One of the hardest jobs.

Day in, day out, 24/7

God please save the ones that wish to leave such job for good and bless them with a honourable and profitable job / buisness in Jesus name amen.

He must have fucvked the living daylights out of her and do all night on top without rest. Lol


Why the girl no go para, with pains all over her waist, thighs and pussy lol..


Ashawos dey try. Ha! God!

After how many years of settling down with a new wife and kids In Canada, he then decides to step foot in Nigeria to visit his family here for Christmas.

As soon as he steps in his village. They trail and shoot him dead, people who no understand his sins, will be blaming poor village people, not knowing he has duped someone many years back and the lady refuse to forget and let go.

His death will bring a resting closure to the pain she carried for many years due to his deceit. He's simply postponing the day of his death.

BuhariBuster:
How did an average guy like you land such a pretty babe?

My only advise is to double your hustle because big men will be tempted to come around

Because he looks average, you think he doesn't have it takes for his bride to say yes?

Smiles, don't deceived by looks

You will be shocked and amazed what the groom has in-store to build his home with his lovely bride.

Looks can be deceiving.

Anyways happy married life to the bride and groom.

BuhariBuster:
How did an average guy like you land such a pretty babe?

My only advise is to double your hustle because big men will be tempted to come around

You think he's just an average guy?


I laugh.

Don't let his looks deceive you.

You can't blame them Tiannah empire, no serious company or institution will take you serious.

You've made everyone realise your skill is in high class prostitution and escorts.

You are no longer interested in fashion designing except seeking for the highest bidder in sex.

You either focus on dishing out creative styles or dishing out your naked body with protruding assz online.

And you chose the latter. So forget about people or companies patronising you on apparels. Just focus on the sex and lingerie part. That's where the money is.

Smhhhh.

Truthwords:
Krest go dey available

Las Las the ones disturbing my ministry has been settled.

Simple.

OmoAlata1:
If you want a good man that will treat you like a queen, get yourself an ugly man with good job. Pretty boys will just render you useless.

Lol.


Savage!

Mad man!

Oga Techno!

Folding whatever she folded there spoilt the hippy look. She could have worn a lacy white panty showing instead of some squeezed semi white only God knows, that's showing round the bum.

Anyways what do I know about sexy sef.

kerzhim:
If for the money, you are on point but i believe we have a culture here. What message is she sending to the young ones? We should always put their future into consideration

She feels culture doesn't hold water.

And the young ones? Who cares? Seriously nobody cares o.

Balling, making money and fame is the main culture for her and most people out there.

I don't think she has any clue about culture. She's thrown culture to the dogs since.

Let her be, she is in her prime. She won't be young forever. So she's Working hard to save money for the raining days and when old age comes knocking later in life.

When she's old and can't twerk again, she will remember and fall back on culture.

My brother, every mallam with him kettle.