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Brilliant.

My thoughts also

brain54:
It's the person that set the exam that's wrong...

The instructions didn't say read question 10 first.

It says "especially" so when you get there is when you realize.

The instruction should have been "read question 10 first." To save someone all the cancelations.

The examiner just needs Jesus!

Stop your silliness.

We know the people who blamed ObJ, Yaradua and Jonathan for 8 years.

They have a new set on ground now who now blame the old set who formerly blamed OBJ, Yaradua and Jonathan.

Useless People- all of them.

Useless Followers Too

KingKO22:
Imagine that

So Oshoomole is the one in charge of LP now 😁

This set of people that want to rescue Nigeria

So when things go wrong, they will start blaming Yaradua and Jonathan

You are asking the wrong question and even if you get the answer - you will not be satiated.

Instead of asking about the difference btw low and maximum security prisons and whether rapists are treated better than terrorists inside either....

The right question is what can I do to ensure I and and as many people within my reach never have to go to prison in the first place?

The first question leaves you asking even more questions and doing absolutely nothing while the second gets you taking positive action immediately.

And you gave yourself the moniker-Sapiosexuality?

Lollz. What a joke.

So if a bike or car knocks you down- you hold the inanimate object responsible and leave the rider or driver to go their way..

Truly, you may be attracted to intelligent people but shouldn't be accounted amongst them.

Sapiosexuality:
Social media is a menace. These are sort of things people think but don't say but the luxury that social media offers is too tempting for even the seemingly rational ones.

Day in, day out

Week in, week out

Month in , month out

All this government does is threaten, arrest, demolish, tax and extort the populace.

God show us Mercy

Jobs for the boys.

BVN
National ID
Drivers License
Passport

And yet nobody knows who is actually a Nigerian and who isn't!

This is a well paid work of fiction.

Congrats.

But some of us know what is really going on.

We know those she sacked who stole N300m and how they fought back with the help of the Chairman.

Carry Go with your fantasy

See how this deceiver is switching things around.

Hamas killed babies in Oct 7 but this fellow was glad about that but when Israel responded he began to cry wolf.

Terrorist like him

LegendHero:
That’s why I don’t blame anyone.

Anyone with power should use it. The world is a jungle.

Israel can go ahead and kill 10000 children because they have the power.

Nigeria military can level a whole village because they have the power.

Nothing spoil.

Don't mind the Illiterate.

He can't read but he can write

Donaldoni:
Iran is the one making the submission.

Give us some data and don't be dropping statements like you are feeding corn to chickens

NoniblaqStore:
Do you know peace is more expensive than war ? The amount of resources spent in maintaining peace between world countries is X2 the amount spent in wars. Meanwhile, I sell quality shirts, 3 for fifteen kay.

He's kinda ugly.

It might be difficult to gather 72 virgins who will give it to him.

They are likely to complain that they are on their period

Relax bro.

He leased it for sure.

Don't believe the hype

abc115:
Waste of resources and lack of financial management. Surprisingly, even renowned airlines and top-tier business leaders opt to lease aircraft rather than making outright purchases. This trend highlights a strategic choice driven by considerations such as cash flow management, flexibility in fleet management, and the ability to allocate capital to other critical areas of business operation.

Note a malfunctioning brain on display.

Some soldiers killed innocent aid workers by mistake.

The Israeli army has sacked them within days.

This translates to 'the Army is on the defensive'.

These are the kind of people that get bottle broken on their head in the beer parlour for making dumb statements.

Meanwhile this malfunctioning brain comes from a country whose airforce has opened fire on two or three separate occasions on innocents yet no one has been sacked.

StOla:
Israel is now the one on the defensive.

All the previous grandstanding by Netanyahu that he will proceed with the Israeli onslaught in the Gaza strip even without US support, is now a back burner matter.

One of the most professional armies in the world.

God bless Israel and give them victory over the terrorists and also we appreciate them for rejecting Jesus.

We also appreciate Apostle Paul who God prepared to preach to us and welcome us into the Family of God

There are enough foreign airlines going to UK.

They can enter those ones.

Even if he sells to Nigerians alone for the next 2 years he will still be full.

How can you compare N1.4m Air Peaceto N5m that foreign airlines have been charging for the past six months.

Now, they have suddenly adjusted their prices downward. Idiots

omooba969:
Let's see how far this can go, maybe Airpeace doesn't want to attract foreigners after all. 🥴

Some people remain quiet and are thought wise while others open their mouths and prove to be dumb

olisaEze:
Last year he apologized but still stuck to his side-chick. This year the baby from side-chick no kon be e own again! Anyone screaming DNA tests, should first start with himself and his father. Trippie’s mom made him take the test, so first prove that your mother is not what you want to accuse someone else of!

Preparation equals panic to you.

Lollz

I can just imagine how lousy any service you provide would be.

God1000:
Hmm, Israel is currently in panic mood

A paid urchiiinn whose moniker registered on Nairaland only 10 months ago but has 5,000 posts already wants to pretend that they are successful.

Can a busy and successful person find time to make 15 posts a day on Nairaland?

Of course they can when posting on Nairaland is how they make their money.

Lollz

Jackasses Everywhere!

Zxcvbnmghtr:
The increase in tarrif is very welcome. I was very glad when I heard the news. As for me, I am more than ready to pay. I hope is that the keep their end of the bargain, no disappointment 24/7 supply of electricity.

So because you are on Band C, you feel that those on Band A should pay 4 times what they were paying before.

What a wicked soul you are.

Is Band A reserved for the political class?

Most middle class people are also on Band A.

You wouldn't know that because you are not at that level.

So someone that was spending N60k a month will now start spending N240k?

It will reach you somehow, keep supporting evil. Pipe carrying water must also get wet

AntiChristian:
Only Band A users tarrif is increased!

Band B-E still dey N66/KWh!

How many of Una dey band A that uses minimum of 20 hours electricity per day?

The response of one who hasn't travelled to the First World before.

Not everyone abroad is struggling with minimum wage jobs and childcare.

There are people whose business generates millions of dollars every year.

The man that bought Gatwick could probably only have done if he was based here by stealing at a Presidential level.

The chap that sold Calendly nko?

Those are the whales.

There are many Nigerians who are earning six and seven figure salaries in the West but you are only familiar with those who cannot afford airticket to come home and bury their mother.

Upgrade Your Standards and expectations.

Praying4Nigeria:
My brother, haven't you seen the thread that shows how wiser Nigerians are now returning to make far more Wealth in Nigeria than when they were when abroad? See Comments on the Thread: https://www.nairaland.com/8049931/video-friend-left-europe-suicidal

These are the lazy ones.

Even Wike confessed the man has documents.

What Wike is claiming is that there was no minister on seat when his documents were signed.

A very useless excuse as Directors and Perm Secs are always available. Wike should have told us where in law it states that the FCT minister and him alone MUST countersign your documents.

A lawyer that loves illegalities

Obiedun:
Some people like to play victim mentality. You do not have proper documents.

I kept reading expecting to be informed on your reasons for discountenancing the said economist.

I got to the end and nothing.

You couldn't even be bothered to state them.

So we can assume that your reasons cannot hold up to logical scrutiny.

It's more important for some people to be first or second to comment than it is for them to add intellectual weight to an issue.

Shame

EmperorCaesar:
All i needed to know was just the name of the economist and when i finally did, i gave up on reading all he said

That aside, he made a very valid point, PBAT should look into that previous MOU that was being signed under Buhari govt, It seems like they got a well detailed report submitted before the panel and it would really looking promising if that can be implemented and followed

But then, even if this current one would work out under PBAT, then we are good to go

You sound like a joker.

Do you think you understand Nigeria more than him?

Really?

He is a consummate player of the game.

His operating level is far beyond yours that's why you don't even appreciate that he is telling this story 7 yrs after the fact while a rabble rouser like Nnamdi Kanu would have started shouting from Day 1 that the Zoo doesn't want to support his efforts.

Allen is a Premiership striker, he is playing the long game and winning

mrvitalis:
Lol same Nigeria refused to give him land to build plan maintainace hub in Enugu ... Now they are faking smiles like they are happy

Yet Allen is still doing one Nigeria

I have done one Nigeria here on nairaland... Was one of the biggest advocates

But truth is... As long as you are an Igbo man in Nigeria they would never give you a level playing ground ... The sooner igbos like Allen understand this the better

Who are you to tell us that Israel of today is not a recipient of the blessings of Abraham and the covenant Jehovah swore to him.

When did you start reading Bible?

The stupidity of what you are repeating here is irritating.

Is God a politician that his doings are wiped away by the next person who gets to the office?

Whatsoever He does is forever.

He declared that whoever blesses israel is blessed.

Whoever curses Israel is cursed.

Present continuous tense in the Hebrew

And you that don't even know the events that took place the morning of your birth want to lecture us on the permanence of the promise of God.

Pls go siddon

As for the Christians in Gaza.

They are unfortunate victims of guilt by association.

Hamas is the ONLY political party in Gaza.

The Christians are suffering for that fact.

Just like millions of Nigerians who did not vote for Emilokan are suffering the economic carnage that he has unleashed on Nigeria.

I can also tell you have never read any book on the history of the land called Palestine.

You depend on what you read on social media.

And your attempt to cause division btw is Christians and Jews is just pathetic.

Perhaps you will tell us that Muslims love Christians more than Jews do.

Mtscheww

Go open a book. It will help your ministry.

Matildahenshaw:
This Zionist Isreal has nothing to do with Isreal of the bible. This is an extremist far right supremacist and its exposes the hypocrite that some of us christians actually are.

What Hamas did was horrible and a terror act, Isreal has done same for years and even more now in the name of fighting hamas (which every honest person knows is a facade).

Why did I mention the hypocrisy of some of us? Isreal bombed the oldest church in Gaza killing 18 people, use Sniper to Kill 2 christian women but we many of us kept quite, because we are afraid that if we condemn Isreal God will curse us? (Except once again this is not the Isreal in the bible. That Isreal is a people and not a country, It is Jacob and his descendants, and not an extension of extremist who have hijacked the christian and Jewish faith to pursue their imperialism).

The same Isreal that spits at christians, restrict Christians during Palm Sunday and still hate Jesus Christ to the very core.

We sit and condemn Islamic extremist for taking extreme concept of Jihad from the Quran to commit terror, but close our eyes to when Isreal use "Gods choosen people, and the land was given to them, or quote Amalek to pursue a genocide and ethinically cleans people".

This is not christianity and Netanyahu and his far right extremist, IDF and Hamas deserve the hottest place in hell for all the attrocities they have committed on innocent people.

We see you.

Terrorist Sympathizer.

We hear you.

Shedder of innocent blood.

We will conquer you.

Murderer and raper of women, children and babies.

You started this and Israel will finish it.

shoodboi2:
Gibberish as usual. This isn't the first time they're attacking the hospital claiming Hamas is there.

The very first time, Israel even said Hamas had a tunnel that led to its headquarters under the hospital. Till today, Israel been unable to show us the so-called tunnel.

Instead, they showed us a calendar of the name of the months in Arabic, and claimed it was the names of Hamas fighters.

In the meantime, mods, please let's take this to the frontpage as part of Nairaland's contribution to the ongoing genocide in Gaza.

That time, even the CNN showed us evidence that Israel planted weapons in the hospital.

Ask Israel for a single video for a Hamas fighter killed inside the hospital and problem will begin.

All they do is to show us posters and staged photos telling us it's from Al-Shifa. Show us videos of Hamas fighters and the tunnels.

In the meantime, mods, please let's take this to the frontpage as part of Nairaland's contribution to the ongoing genocide in Gaza.

A Bag of Rice is N8000

Well not really.

It's an April fool.

We know who is the fool especially as Obi isn't responsible for the broken economy.

Keep focusing on Obi.

April Fool

Georgry:



Let's watch how the psychopaths obidients reacts to this, just last week they were happy that Abure won a national convention where there was no ward, local government or state election. If any other party tries this the kind of backlash they would get would be too monstrous, but it's the Labour Party and they are all saints.. They even said Tinubu is using NLC to destabilise Abure lead Lp...



Fast forward to a few days later, Obi just disown the sham of an election and rightfully so.


The hypocritical obedient are just gonna switch side and opinion, they would just say Tinubu is using Abure to stop Peter Obi from becoming the president..


These psychopathic and hypocritical idiology is why I will never take the Obidient movement serious.

Hahahaha.

God told you Tinubu would do 8yrs as a President but God did not tell you how many years you would do as a Minister.

Mtscheww

This is one of the most brilliant things I have read on Nairaland in ages.

ShenTeh:
My wife and I were just discussing this just 2 nights ago.

This is very true.

I have also stated that human capital export is possibly one of the Industries that our government need to tap into.

With over 200m population, our universities need to increase the number of people admitted to study medicine.

A country like the UK does not even have enough young ones who are willing to study medicine, and they'll throw anything at such a gesture, yet Nigerian universities keep discouraging our younger ones.

Apart from the local demand for medical practitioners, the international demand is heavier. I believe the universities' quota systems should be expanded.

Why did you use a governor who has access to the people's money as an example?

The least any governor takes as security vote is N10b a month.

That you can compare a thieving Nigerian governor to a person doing a blue collar job in the West is such a dumb comparison.

With such a mindset, you deserve to be ignored on here

Treadway:
dude

We know Aussie is better, there is no need to compare or even convince anyone of that

But while things are shitty o'er here and I do talk about the issues here very often (if you check my history), making the kinda of statement that I hear and read most Nigerians make when they leave these shores to other countries just is not a good look. I don't see even other Africans do this inferiority tirade BS, much less other races. What Australian will read this kinda crap and value or respect you?. And una dey blast Emdee Tiamiyu ooo. You basically are admitting to them ever so passionately and diligently that you are worthless without being there and living there is what gives your life meaning.. like wtf.

Let's package ourselves better abeg. No be to dey drive the hype like say we never see chandelier before. How you go dey talk online say cleaner for one place better pass a well read, accomplished person who rose to the ranks of a Regional manager at Zenith bank?? Does that make any kind of sense at all....and then still turn around to say life is not all about money..classic incoherence.

Maslow's hierarchy of needs is a good reference point, we have diff things that drive us, different things we aspire to, clearly....cos that statement just no make sense or senses....and it is not a good look abeg

A garbage disposal guy in Aussie, Canada, US and Youkay sef is better than a governor in Nigeria. Ment!

You might have made a point if you didn't use suicide as the basis for your argument.

That was dumb as suicide is more prevalent in the First World than the Third.

If you don't know that then I already know you haven't travelled to the First World.

And if you haven't travelled to the First World, why are you on here attacking OP?

Go to Australia for six months and come back and tell us how terrible it is compared to Nigeria and we may listen to you.

But for now- we won't

Treadway:
just say a toilet cleaner in Aussie lived a better life than you did while you were in Nigeria. Personalise this inferiority complex abeg. Own it! Don't bring one mythical regional manager of zenith bank into this. Not everyone was evidently miserable like you while you were in Nigeria. I thank God everyday for the fact that I don't think so lowly like this. Jeez!

This stale line is so nauseating. A destitute in Aussie sef was living a better life than you were. We know, we get it.

All these peeps in Australia that sought to die by suicide were happy, fulfilled, ok and satisfied to death. Smh

The person you are talking to hasn't travelled abroad before.

And by abroad, I'm referring to First World countries.

Otherwise he would have seen and experienced all these things you are mentioning.

chidi4sam:
LOL. You guys don't know how it works here. Who told you he can't get back to his accounting profession? He needs to get life started before securing his career. If you are washing plate here, you don't wash with your hands. All you do is put all dirty plates into the dish washer, set the timer and go sit down. When it is done, you unload the dish washer. That's all. Same this applies to refuse dumping. You don't touch any thing with your hands. You do more of monitoring than manual handling. I work in the disability sector where I have gained a lot of experience using modern equipments to do various form of jobs without touching the person. What you don't know is bigger than you.

Your answer is deeper than he can assimilate.

How can he who only has ONE person in Australia be using the experience of that ONE person in Australia to Judge you who is LIVING in the same Australia.

In the city in Nigeria where he is typing from- is everyone experiencing the same thing?

Truly, we have many who cannot reason amongst us

chidi4sam:
You get person for Australia no be say you de Australia. Me de Australia de tell you wetin de sub u de miscap. Well, I won't go any further. Whatever you think is ok