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FoodRe: Nigerians Experience Relief As Prices Of Sugar, Indomie, Others Drop by VULCAN(m):
Nigerians should rejoice because bags of rice and sugar reduced by N2k each.

Lollz

Wake me up when it gets to the price it was in Feb 2023
PoliticsRe: Hardship: “Tinubu Has Done Well, Nigeria Is So Complex” – Buhari Declares by VULCAN(m): 9:01pm On Mar 11, 2024
When someone who gets F9 is telling you that someone else did well.

Take a good look at what "well" means to them.

It may be F8
CelebritiesRe: Touching Story Of Soty Horsfall Who Sang "Malaria" by VULCAN(m): 8:22pm On Mar 11, 2024
Read this post below well and realise you are being invited to an expose of the heartlessness that is the staple of Nigerian politicians.

This person is channeling the spirit of our leaders past and present.

They don't even have a gram of sympathy for the downtrodden.

Do you remember when Oshiomhole told that widow selling under the bridge to "go and die"

That is the type of mindset that this fellow has.

So don't expect Nigeria to become better when many Nigerians still have stones in the place of their hearts.

They feel nothing for your pains and are bitter that they have to come around you every 4 yrs to beg for votes.

This person lost his humanity someone along the way.
finallybusy:
She was a one hit wonder. She should find a job. I’m going to watch the video. Naija-cover, you will refund my data if the condition doesn’t melt my heart. I know she’s not physically disabled. Separation can happen to anybody because we cannot control who we pick for marriage/partnership.

Naija-cover, if I slap you, ehn! One hit wonder jam deadbeat husband. Situation don scatter, now she wan do bambiala to better her case. Yes, she got old. I can’t blame the man. I believe she nagged him to death every day. She’s 39 years old forming 37. Damilola Adegbite is her age and facing the same situation. That one is coping well and staying fit. Make madam give herself sense obtain cleaner job if she no know where to start from.
EducationRe: IELTS is Still N134,000 On IELTS.NG by VULCAN(m): 6:36pm On Mar 11, 2024
Something that is ending in 4 days.

Is that useful info?


IamZam:
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"Now is the PERFECT time to take your IELTS and ACE your score!

I checked recently, and the price of IELTS is advertised to be over ₦250,000 on the British Council website. In comparison, ielts.ng offers the test for ONLY ₦134,000!

That's a HUGE potential saving of over ₦100,000!"

link: https://twitter.com/temabef/status/1766116680868978814

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PoliticsRe: Akpabio lamented Obi received more applause during Wigwe's funeral - Peterside by VULCAN(m):
It's clear you didn't read the OP well.

A man who comes to a gathering where people are mourning and in shock to complain about the fact that he was given less applause than another man is someone suffering from a stromg case of envy.

And when envy is left unchecked-it easily evolves into bitterness.

So perhaps Akpabio isn't bitter yet...

...but if it happens again and again....

....he will definitely become bitter.


SoNature:
Insensitive? Yes!

You can accuse him of being flippant and stolid at the same time because he doesn't know where to and where not to crack jokes.

Bitter? No

Akpabio isn't a bitter person, please. God has really blessed him so he has no reason to be bitter.
HealthRe: Japa: Nigeria Lost 16,000 Doctors In Five Years – Minister by VULCAN(m): 1:23pm On Mar 11, 2024
But Ngige that was in your shoes a few years ago boasted that it didn't matter if Doctors were leaving as we would train more.

APC tends to evaporate the brain cells of its members.

Wicked Party
PoliticsRe: Oseloka Obaze Gets Dragged For Saying That Obi Bought 400 SUVs For Igwes & Ezes by VULCAN(m):
Peter Obi is not the President of Nigeria.

He isn't the past President of Nigeria.

Anyone who is fixated on criticising him should also show us their criticism of Buhari and Tinubu.

Hilary Clinton lost election twice yet neither of the winners or their fans made a habit of criticising her after winning.

The focus was on governance.

Unlike Nigeria where APC focuses on shifting blame and impoverishing people.

A person that pretends not to see Buhari and Tinubu to criticise but keeps on coming for Obi is a bloody hypocrite.

Ignore them.
AgricultureRe: Man Laments Destruction Of His Plantain Farm By Fulani Herdsmen In Ekiti (Video) by VULCAN(m):
Where are the cows Tinubu once said.

Then he was supporting all the evil that happened under Buhari.

Now his dumb lackeys wanna make us believe that all our problems are due to same Buhari.

Mtscheww
PoliticsRe: LP: Lamidi Apapa Appeals Judgement affirming Abure as National Chairman by VULCAN(m): 4:27pm On Mar 10, 2024
Tinubu is determined to destroy all opposition.

Meanwhile he was once opposition yet nobody destroyed him or his party.

I blame Jonathan.

A weak man must NEVER be given leadership.

He will waste it
PoliticsRe: Why Tinubu Can’t Separate Himself From Buhari’s Failures – Farotimi by VULCAN(m): 1:13pm On Mar 10, 2024
This is a brilliantly articulated response.

Bravo

Kukutenla:
Indeed
Tinubu and Buhari are co-joined twins, joined at the heart.
Where one is mentioned, the other must also bear mentioning.
What is striking is the difference in personae. While one postures as spartan, uncompromising and frugal, the other radiates affluence, flamboyance and yielding attitudes.
How this two strange bedfellows managed each other, - and continue to- is something that should be studied.
However, both have learned to keep their base solid through same tactics. So while one preached an end to corruption and the other preached a return to opulence, their cheerleaders have remained the same to chorus whatever tune they sing no matter how discordant in tempo and rhyme.
The question is what is keeping the supporters attached to such divergent music from two players?
Foreign AffairsRe: US Sends Ship To Build Temporary Seaport In Gaza(photos) by VULCAN(m): 11:00am On Mar 10, 2024
"You believe that Hamas has learnt it's lesson"

What does what you believe have to do with the mindset of the terrorists?

And why should what you believe in your house be a reason for the US and Israel to stand down from eradicating hamas?

Pls help me answer these questions?
robinso01:
Instead of humanitarian supplies to Gaza ,they should talk Israel out of the attacks. I believe the terrorists have learn their lessons
PoliticsRe: FG Suspends Implementation Of Expatriate Employment Levy by VULCAN(m): 5:16pm On Mar 09, 2024
I thought I was the only one wondering what this has got to do with Qatar trip?

Qatar is are not coming there to set up businesses and factories so they don't care whether you tax expatriates to death



cmikel:
WHAT CONCERN QUATER TRIP WITH THE SUSPENSION OF THE LEVY WHICH IS A COMMON SENSE THAT WHAT YOU DO TO OTHERS THEY WILL DO TO YOUR PEOPLE IN THEIR COUNTRY ALSO.




PLS NOTE THE TANGIBLE BENEFITS OF THE TRIP TO QUARTER TO NIGERIANS .











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PoliticsRe: FG Suspends Implementation Of Expatriate Employment Levy by VULCAN(m): 5:07pm On Mar 09, 2024
What do you mean it doesn't augur well?

Some decisions are good when they were taken but events later spoilt things.

That does not equate with a hastily made decision that is clearly and obviously going to backfire on you.

That you cannot tell the difference btw the two shows you are inept yourself.

The poster you are attacking is correct.

If you are begging foreigners to come and invest in your country-why will you make it more expensive for them to set up than before?

The same govt that you worship has made a u turn but you are condemning someone for calling out the initial bad decision.

Are you a zmbiee?

favor914:
Stop been hypocritical, you can, if he makes a decision & it doesn’t augur well, he has the prerogative to change it.

Things like yourself, no matter what President Tinubu does for good, or for bad, you will always have a reason in bad belle to form criticism .

Not as if anyone really cares about your humbug’s opinion.
PoliticsRe: FG Suspends Implementation Of Expatriate Employment Levy by VULCAN(m): 4:59pm On Mar 09, 2024
God bless you.


agabusta:
Expatriates is not your problem. Offer same level of skills, integrity, managerial capabilities and competence and no organisation will be looking for expatriates.
PoliticsRe: Economic Hardship: Nigerians Will Smile Soon, Says Edun by VULCAN(m): 4:33pm On Mar 09, 2024
The same crop of people said the same thing under Buhari.

Only a fool believes anything positive for the masses that emanates from the mouth of an APC politician.

Or haven't you noticed that it's only statements of hardship and belt tightening that they make to the masses that come true?
PoliticsRe: Billions Pour Into Nigeria As Tinubu’s Reforms Start To Pay Off - Bloomberg by VULCAN(m): 11:02pm On Mar 08, 2024
Hahahaaha.

The Jackass strikes again.

Everybody but him knows that Diaspora remittances have increased because the cries of Nigerians to their friends and families abroad has reached a resounding cacophony.

But this paid tool says it's a sign of economic revival.

Perhaps Singapore, Switzerland and Germany have also seen a rise in disappra remittances as a sign of strong economic growth.

Hahahahaha

seunmsg:
Can you haters stop talking nonsense? Diaspora remittance is a major source of forex earning for Nigeria and sadly, it has been dwindling over the years. Under Buhari, Emefiele even started offering Nigerians in diaspora extra N5 for every dollar remitted yet, the response wasn’t so good. People in recent times preferred sending money to relatives at home through crypto and fintechs outside banking control.

Now that there is significant improvement, it means confidence is returning to the system. It is a good indication that the reforms are working. Only senseless and irredeemable haters will attribute this to suffering. People remit money home from all over the world. It has nothing to do with the high cost of living all over the world.
PoliticsRe: Billions Pour Into Nigeria As Tinubu’s Reforms Start To Pay Off - Bloomberg by VULCAN(m): 10:58pm On Mar 08, 2024
Hahahahahaha

If you listen to these people you will know that most are brain dead.

The joker says IMF reforms are paying off.

If he was economically literate and an economic historian he would have known that no country on earth has developed following IMF policies.

Jackasses all over


seunmsg:
This is no propaganda as Bloomberg is not a propaganda platform like AriseTV and People’s Gazette.

Slowly, the reforms are paying off. It may appear little with minimal impact for now but in no time, the impact will be felt in all aspect of the economy. We just need to be patient and endure for a while, Mr. President will fix the economy.
PoliticsRe: Interior Minister, Tunji-Ojo Receives Ambassador Of Israel To Nigeria by VULCAN(m): 3:18pm On Mar 08, 2024
Hahahaha.

The person talking can no longer afford to buy a bag of rice but he is parroting that this govt is working.

Hahahaa.

Joker!



benuejosh:
Tinubu's administration is attracting the whole world to Nigeria. What a beautiful time to be alive. I am happy i voted for Tinubu.

Only Tinubu can do this.

Many others will think the ambassador is in Nigeria to save or negotiate for the release of Nnamdi Kanu. But the lover of zoo will not see the light of the day soon.

Peter Obi should also sit down and learn how government is run. Not jumping up and down attending burial ceremonies and lowkey doing campaigns even after elections have finished.
PoliticsRe: Bago calls for social media regulation to check fake news by VULCAN(m): 3:15pm On Mar 08, 2024
There is a name for one who consistently speaks up on behalf of his opponent.

Because he has nothing good to say about himself or those he is supporting, he has no choice than to continuously attempt to read the mind of his opponent and try to say something to make the opponent look bad.

Don't you feel for such a fellow living such a wretched existence where he is forced to give his opponent a continent in his mind.

So sad


yarimo:
Governor BAGO the same Obidients that were praising you , just because you referred to obi as my boss. are same people that will soon invade all the social media to insults you now grin grin
PoliticsRe: MC Oluomo's Aide, Akintoye Benson Dies In A Car Accident(video) by VULCAN(m): 1:39pm On Mar 08, 2024
You wrote it the first time

No like

You copied it and pasted it again

No like

Oya go and use one of your other monikers to like the comment so that at least shame will not kill you

Tap0lane:
Fellow Nigerians this much hate is what it takes to be an Igbos on Nairaland. This is the reason why Seun does not want tribalistic comment on Nairaland. It is for Igbos to malign insult n denigrate others but others should not be able to fight back or respond.

That is the reason every Northerneras been banned from Nairaland, so that this Igbos can have field day insulting others. Now imagine if it was an Igbo that died n other Nigerians start commenting like Igbos do.

Plus note that this man was not the Pandora criminal Peter bastard n Obi that looted ₦250 million from their Igbo fathers monthly from Anambra coffer to his warehouse at Orile in Lagos before he was caught red handed by Marvel Akpoyibo who was the commissioner of police in Lagos at that time.

This man most likely never collect a dime from all this self hating Igbos that their life is ruined with irredeemable bigotry n chronic hate.
PoliticsRe: FG Backs New Satellite Pay TV (SLTV) To Give Nigerians Value For Money by VULCAN(m): 12:38pm On Mar 08, 2024
Nigerian, Raise your very low standards


The government announces something with no details whatsoever and you refer to that as a good gesture.

You know nothing about the coverage, the cost, the clarity or even what channels are available but you call it a good gesture.


If it looks like a zombie, sounds like a zombie

Its a zombie

Okete001:
Hehehe

Biafran, learn to appreciate good gestures
RomanceRe: My Girlfriend Wants An Abortion by VULCAN(m): 5:25pm On Mar 07, 2024
You will live long and age gracefully.

Your comment is worth 5kg in gold

advanceDNA:
Its funny.......and I don't get it...

when a woman doesn't want the baby, the man doesn't have a say.....fine no wahala

..but when its the the man that doesn't want baby... the woman will start threatening fire and brimestone, dragging him for marriage and child support
PoliticsRe: Nigerian Defence Industry Manufacturers Display Products At World Exhibition by VULCAN(m): 5:23pm On Mar 07, 2024
Now it's much clearer that this moniker belongs to an urchnn


Richtaiwo:
You mean they called Nigeria a zoo and shithole while calling on international communities to come drop bombs in aso rock?
PoliticsRe: Nigerian Defence Industry Manufacturers Display Products At World Exhibition by VULCAN(m): 5:22pm On Mar 07, 2024
This person is the first to comment after the OP.

Do you notice how he is trying to change the narrative?

Nobody has said a single bad word but he is trying to subtly attack a particular group of people who have EVERY right to complain about the way the country is being run.

Anyway, he is a brand new moniker so it's clear that this is an old urrcchiin in a new body.

By their fruits we shall know them

Richtaiwo:
Honestly, I don't understand. A human being claims he is a Nigerian and indeed holds Nigerian passport. But any positive news about Nigeria is always a source of tears and sorrow for him. They are many, some of them will soon show themselves because of this indigenous military hardware manufacturing company.
FamilyRe: Nigerian Wife Kicks UK Husband Out From Home by VULCAN(m): 4:50pm On Mar 07, 2024
You deserve a statue in Imo state.

Everything you said is the truth


RALPHOW:
Her eyes will soon open
1. At the end Nigerian men in UK will have sex with her like Ashewo or dog, and she will still feed them, otherwise loneliness will kill her.
2. Another Nigerian or Ghanaian woman who is husband / sex starved will snatch / collect the husband and pamper him like egg .
3. Her children will lack fatherly Image and become wayward, boys may join cults and girls may turn to club girls
4. If she talk anyhow the boy will beat her up and he may end in prison

These are not curses but 90% of the outcome, It was very rampart in UK in 2000 to 2008.

The biggest mistake any woman will make is to chase away a responsible husband. someone that pays rent , buy food stuff and take care/ disciplining children
HealthRe: Chidimma Susa Ezenyili Slumps And Dies In UK (Photo) by VULCAN(m): 4:37pm On Mar 07, 2024
It will only be well with you if you NEVER joined them to blame Jonathan when $ was 150.

But if not....

LagosG:
You will trip and fall down a flight of stairs and still blame Tinubu.


Oponu
RomanceRe: She Met Her Husband On Tiktok 6months Ago After Getting Served Breakfast ❣️ by VULCAN(m): 4:32pm On Mar 07, 2024
Everything changed when I read the bolded.

I then knew her true level.


TunezTV:
The new bride said; I met my husband on tiktok six months ago. Someone just served me breakfast so I was thinking of what to do with my life, i posted a video on tiktok concerning my fresh breakup and I wrote a caption that 'Any man coming my way now, if he's not a Muslim then it's a NO' so my husband commented 'Hajia follow back' I was like what is wrong with this one, then i said to myself, we don't know the one God will approve.

So I followed him back and he slid into my Dm and asked of my name and WhatsApp number. And we were chatting, he started spoiling me with money for hair, lashes etc


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d2NAGPLUXbs?feature=shared
PoliticsRe: Reps Move To Raise Fine For Nigerian Flag Violators From ₦‎100 To ₦‎100,000 by VULCAN(m): 2:44pm On Mar 07, 2024
Idle people.

Since they can't resolve the numerous social economic problems- let them tackle absolutely irrelevant matters while taking home millions of Naira each month for little or no work
FamilyRe: Has A Wife In Nigeria But Sleeping With Client As A Psychologist In Canada by VULCAN(m): 2:09pm On Mar 07, 2024
These are the highly judgemental people who you meet every now and again.

The most fascinating thing about them is that they NEVER judge themselves as harshly as they judge others.

They will do bad things but always brush it off.

They are also known to be extremely wicked but hide under the cover of being "principled"

You are noticed.

Lol
ShoeGetSize:
Just report him to the appropriate authorities. Clinical Psychology has a regulatory and disciplinary body like all other professions.

If he is reported, he will never be able to work as a psychologist in Canada again.

https://www.hostpic.org/images/2403071751490209.jpg
PoliticsRe: "Cure your visible ignorance": INEC tells Nigerians abusing Yakubu by VULCAN(m): 11:28am On Mar 01, 2024
It's not your place to tell us the elections were a huge success.

The millions whose votes could not be uploaded have a different opinion of that day.

I am yet to see a beauty contest where the contestants are also the judges.

INEC stop praising yourself. It's clear to most sane Nigerians that you sold the election.

Keep your loot in peace but be quiet pls
EducationRe: Prof. Ngozi Chuma-Udeh: Soludo's Commissioner Goes Back To Secondary School by VULCAN(m): 11:25am On Mar 01, 2024
I had to laugh at your continued attempts to convince us that the students were not inspired by a commissioner wearing a school uniform.

I quickly realised that you are a poor evaluator of human psychology so you cannot decipher why the kids are all smiling and happy.

There is little that makes the masses as happy as seeing someone who is at the top bringing themselves down to appear as one of them.

That's why there was an uproar in UK recently when Ed Sheeran walked into a pub to have a pint.

I won't bother to explain the psychology behind all this as it will take too much time and I already know you will not accept it.

But know that some of those girls will remember this day 30yrs from now

immortalcrown:
Her outfit is not bad. It makes the students to find her friendly and have fun with her.

But let's not overhype it. She wearing the uniform is just for political clout outside the school. School uniform is not what inspires students. Which alumnus wore the uniform to inspire her?

Make good policies and be a good example among politicians, the students will be inspired. Execute a project in the school and give financial support to the poor ones in the school, the students will be inspired.

So, without the uniform, the students will not believe she was a student of the same school? I really want to know how and why the uniform is an inspiration to the students. What do they accept because of the uniform that they would have rejected without the uniform? I repeat, her outfit is not bad but it is not an inspiration.

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