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CrimeRe: Man Murdered After Baby Mama Shared His Location In Chicago (Photos) by VULCAN(m): 2:01pm On Mar 20, 2024
This Islamic Fundamentalist just can't help himself.

Always sounding dumb.

We are waiting for the day when he will drop something profound.

But how can a Hamas supporter have anything profound to say.

Lollz.

Mtscheww
AntiChristian:
Shouldn't we blame Tinubu again? tongue
FamilyRe: ‘this Marriage Wrecked Me’ — How DNA Shows He’s Not Father Of SS ‘son' by VULCAN(m): 5:47pm On Mar 19, 2024
You deserve a statue.

I myself wondered why that seemingly insignificant detail in this horror story caught her attention.

Kudos

Amumaigwe:
Do you know why is she concerned about who paid for the DNA test? E shock am say it can now be done for free. Meaning that cost, which used to be the deterrence for men to unravelling some paternity mysteries, has now been rolled away.
FamilyRe: ‘this Marriage Wrecked Me’ — How DNA Shows He’s Not Father Of SS ‘son' by VULCAN(m): 5:25pm On Mar 19, 2024
This is proof that this moniker is a woman.

They are known to dodge accountability. Rarely do they confess that they were wrong.

She did not read but rushed to comment.

On receiving knocks she wants to pretend that she planned it that way.

Only a fool will believe that.

She even add ogboju join. Lol

Kobojunkie:
Na by force to read wetin I no wan read? All I wanted to know was who paid for the DNA test, and this from those of you who get time to read the story. Thanks anyways! undecided
FamilyRe: ‘this Marriage Wrecked Me’ — How DNA Shows He’s Not Father Of SS ‘son' by VULCAN(m): 5:18pm On Mar 19, 2024
I believe you are perfectly correct.

But there is nothing like "they impregnated each other"

Timoleon:
Omo x 100

She knew she was AS, was in love with an AS person and knew the implications. She found an AA guy willing to marry her but her love for the AS guy remained and they impregnated each other even after she married the AA guy. She lock up with the pregnancy hoping and praying for at worst an AS baby but God was against her adultery evidently.
FamilyRe: ‘this Marriage Wrecked Me’ — How DNA Shows He’s Not Father Of SS ‘son' by VULCAN(m): 5:15pm On Mar 19, 2024
Commenting without reading.

Et tu?

Kobojunkie:
Who paid for the DNA test that was carried out? lipsrsealed
PoliticsRe: Adeleke Berated For Renovating Govt House With ₦‎1 Billion Amid Hardship by VULCAN(m): 11:10am On Mar 19, 2024
How you can tell insanity isn't far off is when the news is about a Yoruba PDP gov but an online paid urrchnn is focused on Peter Obi- and Igbo of Labour Party

You people should talk to Tinubu to take $ back to N216 which he felt was too high when he was in opposition.

Tell him to return fuel to N185

Beg him to return rice to N8,500

If not, he and his party remain failures.

President is just a title.

What you do with it determines whether you will be called successful or a failure when your time is over.



wifeesnatcher:
Igbo's gov, they love celebrating mediocre leader, Peter obi bought 400 suv jeeps for the royalties perhaps for endorsement during high poverty rate index in anambra during his govt. this fat Albert, dancer and empty head is renovating govt house with billion despite hardship in his state


A total failure of a man, when you chose political favouritism over competency, this is the outcome
CrimeRe: Refund The Money - Nigerian Lawyer Calls Out Lady For Refusing To Visit A Man by VULCAN(m): 11:01am On Mar 19, 2024
A girl like you that requires N2,500 to be sent to her before visiting a client is the textbook definition of a wretched human.

Broke is too dignified to describe you and your lot.

Lolz.

How can a person that gives you money that you don't have be called broke- then what are you?

You are a scammer like the girl and you are probably as wretched as she is.

Bigger runs girls arrive at their destination and collect what they have spent.



Jennyclay:
These broke men won’t stop to amaze me undecided.

Well, Thank God they know I hate them with passion. I always throw spit after every 3 minutes anytime they approach me. Some of them would even think I’m pregnant not knowing their poverty stinking self disgust me to high heavens undecided

Just Imagine, because of #2500 undecided. If I’m even the lady I won’t dare refund the money let them go and do their worst undecided

Foolish broke men!!
PoliticsRe: Ounje Eko: Large Crowd As Lagos Discounted Food Markets Begin Sales (Photos) by VULCAN(m): 4:01pm On Mar 17, 2024
First, they impoverish the masses.

Then they pretend to come to their rescue with stipends and palliatives.

The masses then see them as Messiah.

Next elections, they come out and the Foolish Masses fight anyone who thinks they should be voted out.

Sadly, Nigerians are not worth fighting for.

They are in love with their tormentors
PoliticsRe: Obi Urges Nigerians To Denounce & Reject Ag's Office Holding Workshop In London by VULCAN(m): 2:07am On Mar 17, 2024
This person is insane.

Comparing how and where a private businessman conducts legitimate business with a Nigerian govt official holding a physical WORKSHOP in LONDON.

The excuse the criminals gave was the lecturers are in London.

Those same lecturers give talks that are watched on Zoom and YouTube but when it comes to APC criminals- they must pack BA and rush to London.

Nothing less than £1Million will be spent on tickets, hotels, catering and souvenirs.

Yet they say Nigeria is broke.

May your life continue look like Nigeria of today.

Borrowing to survive


FightingFalcon:
.... If I'm yourba as u think, may your life be good always but if not.... May misfortune follow you and your entire household from now till the end of time.... U fool....
If una see who no agree with una... Na tribalism e dey always be.... Fool.....
When obi go Egypt... Was Nigeria in a good state? Why e no use the money do something for the masses??

Why e carry go UK go do business... Why e no cite all him businesses for the same nigeria wen e dey fight to rule?? Abi e no dey pay tax to UK governmenthuh If e pay those taxes to Nigeria, he go die?? Woe betide you and your family a million times over
PoliticsRe: Tinubu's U-Turn On Niger Sanctions Received With Relief In Northern Nigeria by VULCAN(m): 10:35pm On Mar 16, 2024
The coups had the full support of the people.

Government is not meant to exist for its own sake.

Except for Nigerian govt. That exists to enrich those at the top and their cronies and impoverish the people.

So if the people of those countries support the coups, what is your business or Ecowas'.

You were probably not born when Buhari was overthrown.

The streets erupted in joy. There were celebrations everywhere. Both the poor and the rich were happy he was gone.



badoh:
So do they expect Tinubu as head of Ecowas to welcome Niger coup with open alms? The bittered people painted the scenario as if it was Tinubu that singlehandedly sanction Niger and not the entire Ecowas. Whatever way you want to look at it, the sanction is necessary so as not to encourage coup plotters across other West African countries.
CelebritiesRe: 79-Year-Old Squid Game Actor, O Yeong-Su Convicted Of Sexual Harrasment by VULCAN(m): 12:38am On Mar 16, 2024
More illogical thinking.

The bolded implies that all rape or molestation accusations are true.

Yet there are countless episodes of women recanting false rape or molestation accusations (sometimes years later).

There are even women who claimed they were molested only for it to be exposed later that they wanted to revenge being turned down by the men.

I'm sure you have never heard of such.

Kobojunkie:
Simple if you think about it for yourself. "Why should the one who assaulted me be allowed to prosper and receive praise while I languish." You mean as a human being you have never thought this about those who hurt you? undecided
TravelRe: Gabriel Diya, Son & Daughter Drown In Swimming Pool In Spain - Inquest Hears by VULCAN(m): 11:52pm On Mar 15, 2024
Perhaps this guy will electrocute himself to death in his house one day and strangers on Nairaland will be saying how stupid Mrbrownjay is for getting himself electrocuted in his own bedroom.

Like everyone. You will die someday and you don't know how preventable your own death is gonna be.

Jackass

MrBrownJay1:
A) didnt the "pastor" get a holy vision from his god that this was gonna happen?
B) pastor was so busy wasting church money going on holiday in Spain, rather than use that money to get his children/father SWIMMING LESSONS!
FamilyRe: Lady Dedicates Her NYSC Certificate To Husband As She Completes Service (video) by VULCAN(m): 9:15pm On Mar 15, 2024
It's either the man is camera shy or he is a sadist
EducationRe: Tinubu Transmits Students Loan Bill 2024 To House Of Reps For Enactment by VULCAN(m): 7:11pm On Mar 14, 2024
He should win an award for President who start things but NEVER finishes.

Tried to invade Niger... Backtracked

Removed subsidy officially ....Returned unofficially.

Floated the Naira....then began to try and stabilise it and has been failing woefully

Rushed a bill for Student Loan through, now editing it.

These are just a few of the policy flipflops in less than 10months
CrimeRe: 17-Year-Old Boy Commits Suicide In Lagos by VULCAN(m):
A rather daft response.

Not related to the boys death in any fashion as the report did not inform us that the master cheated the lad.

This response was based off a tribalistic mindset.

Using one example to judge an entire tribe is the act of an idiot!

As a tribalist, he doesn't even have Igbo people close to him but from far he knows they are all wicked

Not sure this fellow is educated.

Emma1Oj:
I know a guy who served his master for 7yrs. Few months to settle/pay the guy off he claimed the guy stole from him, thereby refused to settle the guy. The guy family sued him and he paid massively for it.

Some, if not most Igbo pple are full of evil and bad intentions.

All they know how to do best is to scam and do blood money.. most of the successful Igbo pple u c, their hands aren't clean, they belong to one secret court or the other and not settling their staffs is one of their secrets court instructions.

Jannyclay can explain beta. Na her pple.
Foreign AffairsRe: South Africa Says Citizens Fighting With Israeli Forces In Gaza Will Be Arrested by VULCAN(m): 9:32pm On Mar 13, 2024
This one is ignorant.

Refuses to study history books.

Using Zionist and Nazi in the same sentence reveals one as having never read a history book.

You sound like a Muslim.

Death to anyone who doesn't agree with them is their watchword


BOSSkesh:
Death to Zionist nazi
Death to Israel
Death to Netanyahu
PoliticsRe: Profile Of Dr. Dayo Mobereola, NIMASA New DG by VULCAN(m): 4:05pm On Mar 13, 2024
There are people that feel that shouting loudly is the best way to convince others that they are right.

But no matter how loudly they shout.

Nigeria remains the World Poverty Capital with the highest out of school kids in the world.

FreeStuffsNG:
This is one of the most brilliant, hardworking and patriotic public servants in the Nigerian public transport sector.

He will do an excellent job at NIMASA! His legacies in LAMATA and the Lagos inter-modal transport system is visible to all.

I never knew he is a SPACO boy till today, shout out to my SPACO friends. You're doing well cheesy

Nigeria is in the hands of the best among the best among us and I am so happy.

Thank you Minister of Marine and Blue Economy for this meritorious appointment.

God bless Nigeria for ever! Check my signature for free stuffs!
PoliticsRe: Tinubu Opens Land, Air Borders With Niger Rep, Lifts Other Sanctions by VULCAN(m): 4:00pm On Mar 13, 2024
You have over 60 posts where you begin with shut up!

I can tell you lack home training but what makes it worse is going through your posts and discovering you're nothing but a myopic tribalist.

What do you do for a living?

I ask because a person who responds to everybody who expresses different opinions from himself with shut up belongs at the bus stop doing agbero work.

I can tell you are not successful in life because of your emotional instability and ethnic profiling.

Anybody who supported Osinbajo like you but dumped him like a hot coal for Tinubu as you did- is not a patriot but a tribalist.

That means you didn't support Osinbajo because of his clear and apparent substance but because of where he comes from

Anyway, I shouldnt bother.

You are most probably just a kid in his early twenties depending on his parents to pay his school fees.




Winning123:
Shut up! Stop commenting on what you so know little about.
FamilyRe: Once You Hear People Say, "His Wife Is Controlling Him" That Home Is Peaceful by VULCAN(m): 2:11pm On Mar 13, 2024
I burst into laughter at the title of this thread grin grin


RevenuesBoost:
Once you hear people say, "his wife is controlling him" just know that the family is living in peace.


While we were relocating from our previous house to the current one, the assistant to the pickup guy cornered my husband to tell him, "Don't allow your wife to be controlling you'.
From his looks, you could tell that he is 18yrs or lesser.

My husband told me this. I laughed hard. I was like, people will not learn to mind their business. Shey he would have said it in my presence let me knock that his head😂
RomanceRe: She Made Him Wait For 4 Years For Sex, But Slept With A New Guy In A Week! by VULCAN(m): 2:07pm On Mar 13, 2024
You too wicked!

Chaii


Dpharisee:
That girl really like you, she didn't want to infect you with strong Gonococcus siphilis she had been treating all those times.

Don't check my signature because I don't have FREESTUFFS to give you like that political thug on Nairaland cheesy
Car TalkRe: Peugeot 504 Price In 1975 Vs Price Of Bread In 2024 by VULCAN(m): 12:31pm On Mar 13, 2024
APC Voltrons have arrived.

Though, without a blazing sword.

This one has propaganda as his weapon of choice

Goodnewsforlife:
how much was the car sold during Jonathan regime?

I guess it was also sold for 1500 cos u are saying it now as if it was sold for 1500 in 2014
Foreign AffairsRe: Benjamin Netanyahu: 'We Will Finish The Job In Rafah' ( Video, Pics) by VULCAN(m): 12:29pm On Mar 13, 2024
By their fruits Ye shall know them.

We already know which religion you belong just by the negativity you poured on one of the religions.

You should even pretend small like gotvee who is a Muslim who starts every sentence with "Although I'm a born again Christian".

Hahaha.

Jackass!


Praying4Nigeria:
Exactly, interesting future await. "Is Christianity or Islam the Way to our CREATOR?" This is the question that some Youths are asking in our WhatsApp Group, saying they are very ready to Convert to whichever Religion is proven to be True. Copy the Link on my Signature and paste in your Browser to Join our WhatsApp Group and help Prove to them which is the Genuine Godly Religion. However, take note that Praying for Nigeria (regardless of being Muslim or Christian) is the major Aim of the Group.


You can be too sure of that, because Muslim are more serious about GOD than Christians. Most Christians are just too wickedly selfish, lazy and only talk too much. For example, I posted earlier that a confused Youth in our WhatsApp Group needs debated Clarification as he's dilemma trying to make up his mind on whether to be a Christian or Muslim. A Muslim from here already joined and even message some points. Yet, no Christian is interested enough in the Eternal Soul of the brother to have rushed to Join and start posting Articles or Scriptures that would help the young boy. Here are you posting here just for cheap likes. Away with your kind of selfish Christians!
PoliticsRe: Accountant-General's Office Holds Workshop In London by VULCAN(m): 12:26pm On Mar 13, 2024
The paid tools are either already here to tell us this was the best decision.

Or they are coming- held up in traffic. Lol
Foreign AffairsRe: Benjamin Netanyahu: 'We Will Finish The Job In Rafah' ( Video, Pics) by VULCAN(m): 10:59am On Mar 13, 2024
You are rather unintelligent.

In any straight battle btw Israel and Hamas.

Hamas loses in all scenarios.

Isn't that why they keep using civilians as human shields?

Isn't that why they store arms in mosques, schools and hospitals.

Isn't that why they do hit and run.

If not that there are civilians in Gaza, Hamas would have been wiped out by levelling the city in a week.

You are not even qualified to discuss the topic as you probably know more about current Nollywood affairs than the Middle East


0m0luabi:
As if Israel can do anything without Us undecided anyone with working brain knows that Israel wil be humiliated against hamas without Us support.
The overrated Nateyahooo and his overrated idf still find it difficult to defeat hamas with ordinary ak47s after all the gra gra despite all the blockade on palestin plus Us total support with everything hamas stil stand toe to toe with the overrated idf 😂 the day Israel will cease to exist is the day it will mistakenly overstep it's boundary and dare Iran weak army that keeps forming James bond 😂
TV/MoviesRe: Actor’s Fee Jumped From N400,000 To N1 Million; Now Costlier To Make Movies by VULCAN(m): 10:53am On Mar 13, 2024
Then Japa

grin

cos Winter is Coming

kunleiky:
Oh the type of future you envision is one in which female sell their bodies like commodity.
That type of future, I don't want to be there.
CrimeRe: 4 One Chance Robbers Were Caught Beaten, And Disgraced (videos/pictures) by VULCAN(m): 10:51am On Mar 13, 2024
Oga, pls look again.

I saw two men and two women.

Abi one of them is transexual?


LocalFARMERS:
4 One chance robbers were caught, beaten and disgraced. The syndicate include three Men and one woman. The location where this incident took place is not known.



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ilg5h6PPEwM
PoliticsRe: Gov Soludo Distributes 2000 Laptops To Head Teachers, Principals(photos) by VULCAN(m): 10:45am On Mar 13, 2024
Hahahahaaha.

A pathetic attempt to rubbish Obi by a gnat whose only claim to fame is posting propaganda on Nairaland.

Nobody who was on ground, non partisan and financially independent during Obi's time will open mouth to say that Soludo is better.

What makes this even more pathetic is that Obi was giving out thousands of laptops during his own time so this tool is praising Soludo and knocking Obi for an action of Soludo's that is a repeat broadcast of what Obi did.

Pathetic.

In real life they are not involved in anything meaningful so they must rely on stipends to lie for the govt.

Lollz


Tochitee:
i swear to God if obi can replicate half of what this guy has done to improve anambra,he for get hope to become president of nigeria. obi needs to learn from this guy how to be a governor. but we know ipobss antics just because soludo revealed the plain truth about their only chance to presidency,they tend to undermine him. SOLUDO'S GOVERNMENT IS 100% MORE IMPACTFUL THAN THE FAKE MASSAIH CALLED PANDORA
BusinessRe: Exchange Rates In Official And Parallel Markets Converge by VULCAN(m): 8:47am On Mar 13, 2024
Hahahahahaha.

Paid Goons stay online waiting to praise every single bad announcement.

Meanwhile, in real life, businesses are closing down daily as coys can no longer afford to import. Unemployment is rising daily as workers are being sacked, manufacturers cannot afford to import raw materials anymore. NB Plc and Guinness have both recorded losses of over N100B and this joker who doesn't have a real job in the real world keeps praising APC.

Everybody who is involved in the real economy has seen massive drops in profitability while herdsmen keep killing farmers and raping their wives so foodstuffs have gone through the roof as most farmers can lno longer farm.

Famine is coming to Nigeria but APC hired online goons are singing praises like FFK to get their monthly stipend


FreeStuffsNG:
Actually, it's now more than 9 days. Great job by the CBN and Mr President. Binance and other criminal crypto money-laundering channels must be held to account for their financial crimes committed against the nation.

Mallam Ribadu and Cardoso must never leave those two Binance small fries and their collaborators within Nigeria until the identity and details of those behind the $26 billion moved through their platform last year is unveiled and all of them prosecuted.

Never again must our hard-earned forex be used to defend dollars criminally manipulated on Binance and on the street to be overvalued against the naira. We were using hard-earned money that we should use to build schools, roads, electricity etc and FG still took loans to defend the naira against the dollars some unpatriotic elements and criminal foreigners were manipulating shocked FG must hold them to account o.

God bless Nigeria for ever! Check my signature for free stuffs!
SportsRe: Muhammad Ali to be inducted into WWE Hall of Fame by VULCAN(m): 8:18pm On Mar 12, 2024
grin grin cheesy

Chaii. Buhari. You really traumatized Nigerians ooo.

Wicked man

shoodboi2:
I initially saw Muhammadu Buhari. I wanted to ask when baba became a wrestler grin grin
Foreign AffairsRe: Andrew Tate And Brother Tristan Arrested In Romania On UK Warrant. by VULCAN(m): 8:00pm On Mar 12, 2024
You aren't sounding very imaginative.

Killing them will only make them infinitely more influential.

Kevin Samuels is far more influential dead than he ever was while alive.

His views all over YouTube are in the multiple millions now.

Destroying the image and reputation of the Tate Brothers is a far more insidious way to totally neutralising them.

Using rape is a brilliant strategy because nobody responsible will want to associate with convicted rapists- whether they were believed guilty or not.

The plan is for them to come out of jail totally canceled.

LordReed:
You guys are funny. You mean people with access to guided smart bombs, elite sniper rifle squads and other types of weaponry need to concoct legal mumbo jumbo to take this guy out if he really was a threat? Please just tell me you are kidding. I promise I'll believe you. LoLz.
TravelRe: Nigeria Excluded As UAE Announces 5-Year Multiple-entry Tourist Visa by VULCAN(m): 8:59am On Mar 12, 2024
You are sharp


gaby:
The propaganda machine is currently busy at the mill to come up with a debunk.
CrimeRe: One Killed As Gunmen Invade Ohaukwu LG Chairman's Hotel In Ebonyi by VULCAN(m): 8:57am On Mar 12, 2024
Lollz.

The Federal government "said"

You sound like a 6yr old.



judetov2:
Hmm the federal government said some of this reported killings and staged

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